#operation get ed and stede to admit their feelings number 42496

[fakemichaelsheen]

*the revenge, 1717*

crowley, groans: do I have to?

aziraphale, fixing crowley’s hair: yes! you’re perfect for this sort of thing. you’re a very tempting being

crowley, smirks: yeah?

aziraphale, rolls his eyes: there’s no time for that now *gently shoves him* go!

crowley, sighs, smiles wide: hey, there

stede bonnet: oh, hello. lovely day, isn’t it?

crowley, nods: sure. far too hot to be wearing this *running his hand along stede’s arm* what’s that, silk?

stede bonnet, oblivious: yes. it’s one of my favourites, rather light and airy actually

crowley, leans in: I reckon it’d look better on your bedroom floor

stede bonnet, confused: I'm not sure about that. it’d ruin the material

crowley: ...

*across the deck*

aziraphale: *watching intently*

blackbeard, annoyed: oi, you! *roughly taps aziraphale’s shoulder* tell your weird hip-wiggling boyfriend to back off or I’ll start feeding him his teeth

aziraphale, raises his hands: it’s nothing to do with me. perhaps you should do something about if you don’t like it

blackbeard, glares at him: fine *stomps away*

aziraphale: *pleased*

*outside the captain’s quarters*

stede bonnet, thoughtful: well, we don’t have bunk beds aboard so I guess it doesn’t matter who’s top or bottom

crowley, at his wit’s end: sure, sure

blackbeard, appears, pissed off: what the fuck is going on?

stede bonnet: ah, ed. mr crowley here was just wondering about the sleeping arrangements. he wanted to throw my clothes on the floor and be on top *smiles innocently*

blackbeard: ...

crowley, rambling: okay I’d turn into a snake right now but I heard what happened to the last snake you met so-

blackbeard, cold: fuck off

crowley: gladly *runs away*

#operation get ed and stede to admit their feelings number 42496 #I'd say stede was doing that on purpose but honestly I don't even know #ineffable husbands #blackbonnet #good omens #our flag means death #ineffable chatfics