#or when they find weird ass green dog in the green zone next to cujo

[normalzucchini]

Alhocol does have effect on Danny, contrary to him saying one can't get dead drunk, when they're already dead. In reality, alhocol influences him a lot more than normal people.

So obviously when he gets black out drunk from one little sip of beer, while he's watching Despicable me with Tucker and Sam, he has the genius idea, hey, why shouldn't he steal the moon? He likes space, and he's dead! He never got any compensation for that, and all the shit he has to deal with, so little compensation wouldn't hurt right?

That's at least the last thing Danny remembers thinking. But now that he's awake with a killer hangover, his sister screaming at him and showing him the news about a new rogue who stole the moon and caused all the shitty consequences that come w that. Like the tide being gone. Oops

#dpxdc #dpxdc shitpost #dpxdc crossover #crossover #dcxdp #dcxdp crossover #dcxdp shitpost #shitpost #writing prompt #drunk Danny #tw alcohol #sam and tucker acted as Danny's minions #but they were on earth laughing at him #all three of them dont remember shit #it becomes little more concerning when the League of villains send them invite saying their presentation convinced them #or when they find weird ass green dog in the green zone next to cujo #did they kidnap someones dog?????