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getting home from work and playing 5 straight hours of elden ring.... crops watered etc
#i love running around and hitting things with my big sword <3#ive just been fucking around exploring im a bit op for the areas im in at the mo so can usually do the minibosses in 1 attempt#logging off cuz its 1am but im gonna do crucible knight next tmr i think. and then check i havent missed anything else before godrick#wait also i should do the weeping evergaol cuz i unlocked that but didnt go in....#GOD there was this one horrid boss in one of the caves (i defeated first time but its moveset. scary shit in there)#and it did SO much blood damage by the time i defeated i was DRENCHED in red... ill share the screenshot tmr it was so funny#thal having a normal one.#ALSO i accidentally unlocked a lost grace near the very top of the map (stumbled into a transporter trap) and jesus CHRIST the map is BIG#originally it only showed a kind of square so i was thinking huh. ive actually covered a lot of it. but NOPE I HAVENT theres way way more#which is awesome :-) i was worried abt getting bored of it but nvm lol#i need to find a lvl 3 somber smithing stone as well theres gotta be one in these earlier areas SOMEWHERE.....#if not i have so many normal smithing stones i might just whack up the dismounter or whatever its called#the other curved greatsword i have. and just use that until i can upgrade bloodfang again#i wanna draw most of the main boss fights w my oc..... maybe. the designs are just all so gorg i keep getting distracted from the fights#ahhhh......#its so nice having an active interest to hyperfixate on ive missed this sm#but damn i need to go to bed its half 1 ive been up since 6:30 im craaazy..#goodnight every1#.diaries
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moczothe1st · 6 years
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Let’s Play Fire Emblem IV: Genealogy of the Holy War, Part 10: Yarrrrrrrr!
Part 9
Welcome back to FEIV! I was originally not planning to update this week, since my appendix ruptured last weekend and that’s actually pretty incredibly awful to experience. I figured I earned a week off. However, I did not consider one thing: when you’re basically required to keep yourself in bed for 90% of the day, you have a lot of time to kill. After the first four or so days of pain and eating very little, I started playing Genealogy because frankly why not. I did have to wait until I got off the IV, mind you, because industrial painkillers and strategy do not mix. Not unless you want to get all your units beaten to death by pirates.
Speaking of.
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I feel like I should just point out that last week they were worried about me coming up north to attack ­them, and yet they willingly start a fight here, even opening up a bridge for me to reach them.
Given that our army has, at this point, defeated two entire countries, I think we can handle a bunch of pissed-off sailors, thanks. Though the first members of the group actually take their shots by going northwest after Bridget.
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This exact same battle happens three more times. Bridget is awesome.
The rest of the pirates do go South, but Dew is holding the bridge and they literally can’t hit him. They’re axe men and his dodging is amazing. So they don’t even try, just walk to him and stop.
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Sometimes smart AI is really annoying. When our phase starts up, some familiar faces come with it.
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Taillte: Just look around! There’ll be pirates all over us if we don’t get moving!
Claude: Be at peace, Taillte. This was quite the fruitful journey! Lord Bragi has answered my prayers and revealed to me the truth. It is precisely as I had thought. Not to mention, I even found House Edda’s long-lost sacred heirloom within the tower: the staff of Valkyria.
Taillte: What, that grubby little cane?
Claude: … Taillte, please. Try to mind your manners. This is a legendary magical staff with the power to restore life to the deceased. It is usable by only the direct descendants of Saint Bragi. That is to say, me alone.
Taillte: Huh. So what you’re saying is, with this rod you could bring my sweet old grandma back to life?
Claude: Alas, most likely not. Valkyria is limited in many particular ways, and so cannot be used on just any lost soul. You see, all mankind is born bearing a life force called quintessence, which-
Taillte: Yaaaaawn… er, what’s that? You lost me. Why are you still talking about this anyway? We’ve gotta get outta here!
Well. This will be interesting, at least. Now, before we show off our new characters, there is a conversation to be held. Ethlyn, you haven’t made me angry in awhile: take it away!
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Ethlyn: Here. Take this.
Quan: A spear? …. What?! I-isn’t this Gae Bolg?! Why do you-
(Yes, Ethlyn. Why do you.)
Ethlyn: Your lord father entrusted it to me, Quan. He thought it prudent for you to have it at hand in case our battles grew too fierce.
Quan: Even just holding it, I’ve never felt so strong! Why did you wait until now, though?
(YES, ETHLYN. WHY DID YOU?)
Ethlyn: With the spear, your lord father also passed onto me its tale… I’m so sorry…
Quan: … Ah. Gae Bolg bears the baggage of a truly sad legend. But that is all it is: a legend.
Ethlyn: But-
Quan: Ethlyn, trust me. Triumph is within our grasp this day. I’ll not fall victim to an old myth. I’ll not let it stop me from returning home. Our dear little Altena still awaits us, and I’ll not allow some fairy tale to disappoint her.
Ethlyn: Yes… Quan, no matter what happens… we’ll never lose each other. Right?
Quan: Ah, you’re concerned about Deirdre, aren’t you? There’s nothing to worry about. It won’t be long until we find her.
Ethlyn: Yes…. I want to believe she’ll be okay, too. I wish I could. But…
Quan: Ethlyn? Come now, dry your tears. Do you truly feel so bad about this?
(… Okay, I’m still angry at Ethlyn over her withholding the Omni-Spear from me the whole game, but she kind of has a point here. Her sister-in-law has vanished. It would be kind of weird if she wasn’t worried, Quan.)
Ethlyn: Yes… knowing th-that Sigurd and Deirdre may never meet again… they love each other so much… why, Quan? Why did this happen to them?!
Quan: Ethlyn…
Deep breath
Okay, let’s look at our new stuff. Simplest first.
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Quan now has the Gae Bolg, his Holy Weapon, like Eldigan’s Mystletain and Claude’s above-mentioned Valkyria. It gives him +10 boosts to Strength, Skill, and Defense while holding it; he was already a nigh-unbreakable juggernaut, so take that ‘nigh’ off and you get the idea. It also does ten more points of damage per shot than the Silver Lance even without the strength boost, while weighing only slightly more.
So. You know.
THANKS FOR KEEPING THAT IN YOUR POCKET THIS WHOLE TIME, ETHLYN. YOU BITCH.
Now, the new characters.
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Claude of Edda is basically Aideen: Part 2. Same class, similar growths; his Major Bragi Blood (+20% HP growth, +20% Magic Growth, +20% Luck growth, +40% Resistance growth) push his in a better direction for their class, but she’s leveled up so great she’s basically his equal anyway, and he has fewer levels left than her to take advantage of them. He’s also promoted, so he can use offensive magic in addition to staves… but he didn’t bring any, so that’s not much of a comfort.
And his gear at the moment is just plain not great for the situation, i.e. alone with a teenager fighting pirates. The Fortify Staff is the best healing staff in the game, giving a huge amount of health back to not a specific target, but to everyvunit within 10 spaces of Claude. Amazing… but it only has ten charges. The Valkyria staff, meanwhile, is basically a one-use get out of jail free card if someone dies: Claude can use it in the main castle to revive them, at which point it will break and require a stupid amount of money to repair for one more use. So it’s nice to have as a fallback, but if you rely on it you’re going to end up bankrupting yourself in short order.
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Taillte is… a unique character. On paper, she’s quite good; her growths are solid, bolstered by Minor Tordo holy blood (+20% HP, +30% skill). She can only use Thunder magic, but that’s okay, because it’s the second-best kind of magic and she can use it up to A-rank, and even comes with the A-rank Thoron tome, meaning she joins us with the equivalent of a Silver weapon in her chosen weaponry class. And she also has a very nice personal skill, Wrath, which turns all her attacks into guaranteed criticals if her health is below half, basically taking her already ‘glass cannon’ status and allowing her to upgrade to a much bigger cannon if she’s willing to take some extra glass on board. And her stats are quite good for her level!
Which is to say, for level 3. When the rest of the army is in their late teens at the lowest.
So, we clearly need to get someone over there to help those two, because Taillte is most definitely not going to be able to hold off all the pirates in her area alone, and Claude can only heal her ten times. But whooooo is nearby to go saaaaaave them?
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sniff
Oh, Bridget you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind, Hey Bridget. She’s also a little underleveled, being only 12, but she’s a pre-promote like Sigurd so if anything her stats are a little higher than most of the army; in particular, she actually has the third highest Strength stat of anyone in the army, after Quan and Lex. And a low level actually gives her more levels to gain bolstered by her Major Ullur Blood (+40% HP, +60% luck). She’s gonna be surprisingly durable for an archer class, with luck making her dodgy and plenty of hit points, on top of Strength, Speed, and Skill which are already enough to carry her the whole game. The only skill she has is Pursuit, but if you’ve been paying attention that’s the most important one for an offensive unit to have anyway, soooooo.
Let’s do this shit.
Bridget immediately begins moving west along the peninsula towards Taillte and Claude, who move toward the pirates around them to start working on things. Neither is, unfortunately, close enough to any enemies to make an attack… well, Bridget is, but she can’t run and shoot at the same time, and even the best Archer of all time can’t fight at melee. If she gets surrounded, even she’ll be in trouble. Everyone else, in turn, begins to move towards the units holding the bridge, while they themselves defend with all they’ve got.
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Yeah, no, the bridge is going to fall. Horribly. The Orgahil pirates are so pitiful in comparison to Agustria that we might as well ignore them and go knit. The rest of the level is going to be entirely about Taillte and Claude’s survival. End turn!
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Continues knitting
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And over with Claude, Taillte takes a single hit, but survives. This leaves her in a somewhat dangerous situation because she’s fragile and will die at any slight brush now, but Wrath is now enabled and she one-shots her attacker in reply.
The rest of the pirates in her area are out at sea and will be coming ashore slowly, letting her engage them one at a time on her own terms, so. Picture that sequence of the Death Star getting ready to fire, and you have an idea what I’m about to do with Taillte. Bridget continues to move toward them as well, the edge of her movement range leaving an enemy in her sights.
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Get used to screens like this.
For the bridge team, I actually don’t do any fighting this turn, because Dew is a perfect blocker, and he isn’t going to take a shot at anyone. Rather: Aideen is broke and his money is maxed, so he can’t rob any of these guys! I have her move forward to stand next to him reassuringly, and he in turn gives her 49,000 gold. I wish I had more friends like Dew.
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Much better. Killing off all these idiots would have cost me so much money if I hadn’t done that. Dew will likely be right back to max money by the end of the map. The pirates, in addition, can move very slowly on water squares and some of them do go around Dew to reach other units.
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Their next of kin will be reminded of the dangers of swimming. On our turn, it’s mostly movement. Quan and Ethlyn move toward our home castle, everyone else moves toward these dorks again. The dorks in question, mind you, are doing very well. I actually have Lewyn run back towards a castle because I don’t need him to hold these dorks, and his Elwind is about to break from overkilling. Instead, Jamke moves up to take a shot in his place.
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For the pirates, this is kind of like saying ‘I send the killer bear home because his stomach is full, and replace him with the killer lion.’ Dew moves forward, continues robbing shit, and levels.
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You know, he needs defense so badly I will take this. I have Ayra move up to back him up and soften the newly poor pirate up with her weaker Bolt Sword…
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… and of course she uses Astra and kills it. I would have really liked Dew to get more kills, Ayra, he’s about to promote. Please try to be caring of me. Taillte also reaches her first victim.
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“You may fire when ready, Commander.” End turn!
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Dew… took a hit. From these idiots. How… why! You little jackass, your ability to make me money and your ability to dodge are your only good points right now! You better proc Sol next turn and get some of that health back, quicksmart, or I will be furious. More furious.
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I also almost lose Taillte because I didn’t realize she was in range of the enemy, but unlike SOME PEOPLE she pulls off the dodge and destroys her enemy with extreme prejudice, gaining her first level. Not great, but she at least got Speed and since she certainly can’t take a hit, making her better at avoiding them is helpful.
Our turn takes over and Bridget continues to run towards the Dynamic Duo, her rage steadily building. Dew and Ayra team up to take out the first pirate in line…
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And since I’m bored, I have Holyn run into this new empty space in the line and smack the guy behind it.
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sigh
Holyn, I’m taking a fucking risk by putting you on the front lines. You could at least try. But on the bright side, this does open another new spot in the line for Jamke to move up and take a shot at the enemy commander.
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Okay. Teach. Jamke, you ready to learn?
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Yup, Jamke has totally learned fear.
Jamke also gets his personal little trinket, the Leg Ring, improving how far he can move each turn by 3 spaces. Jamke doesn’t get a horse, so he’s not a terrible choice for this, but I’m not totally sure if he’ll be keeping it or not. It’s definitely in high demand by units all over.
Erin, off on her own doing her own thing, stops at another of the villages.
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Stranger with Candy: Don’t be shy. Drink up! Well, how about it? Feel the might swellin’ in yer muscles! Oughta make yer work out there so much easier.
Erin gains +3 to her Strength, another boost she sorely needed. You’re also probably realizing why I ignored most of the villages on the map; there are a lot of little gifts to be gotten on this one, and I wanted them to go to specific people. There’s still one left meant for Claude, in fact.
On the enemy phase, Jamke provides an assisted suicide and reminds me that all levels these people gain will be either flawless or the worst.
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sigh No other combat happens other than some pirates missing Holyn with hand axes, and our turn begins. First, to the home base… Ethlyn, care to not disappoint me for once?
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The first magic she’s gained all game! I also send Quan right into the top tier at the Arena, using his new toy. Let’s see how it goes.
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Holy Weapons are the best.
Back up at the real war, I continue to break the pirates a little.
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Nothing super impressive, but at least the bridge is now mine, so that battle is over and this team can start moving to flank the jerks chasing Bridget. Bridget herself has also reached Claude and Taillte; the general idea now is that she will be their tank, dodging 90% of all melee attacks and slaughtering the occasional archer while Taillte stands behind her doing her best death ray impersonation. End turn!
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… I think the pirates are losing hope, you guys, this one definitely had targets to go after who wouldn’t have killed him as terribly as Holyn. Come on, pirates don’t give up! You can’t go out like Agustria!
Our turn begins, and the team that took Silvail begins to reach the pirate fight, turning it from a one-sided fight to a one-sided fight. Lachesis also gains a healing level.
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I… really should have given her that Paragon band. At least Dew won’t need it much longer.
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He gained a level from this battle, but I missed the stats. +1HP, +1STR, +1SPD, solid enough I won’t have to scream at his face. Aideen also levels from healing him.
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… Kind of bad, but she’s gotten so many great levels on this map I don’t really care. End Turn!
… Nothing happens! A sword guy misses Bridget and an axe guy misses Beowulf.
On our turn, Lachesis gets home, and I send her into the Arena with her new Earth Sword to see if it helps her a little.
cue beating
Nope! But the fun part is that now there’s nothing to stop me from just having Ethlyn heal her and trying again next turn, so I’ll let you know if RNG turns her favor at any point.
Over to the west, my two little nukes begin their blasting away at the crowd pressing against Bridget.
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Those two sword guys are the most dangerous; they’re not very strong, but are accurate enough to regularly hit Bridget. Most turns Bridget won’t actually be attacking, but I want those two dead ASAP. End turn!
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WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM?! DEEP BREATH Well that scared the shit out of me. I had no idea there was a ranged enemy close enough to reach Taillte. If she hadn’t dodged I’d be up a reset. But, on the plus side, fine level! On the next turn, they both take their shots…
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… For the second time this update I missed the stat screen. Bridget gained a level. It was +1HP. I would be furious if she wasn’t already basically endgame quality without any stat gains at all. Taillte is doing okay, though! And then Claude heals ‘em up.
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There we go! And better yet, he instantly gains 85 experience from this; Fortify is a pretty rockin’ staff. I start moving the others toward them again; Erin is now close enough to help out next turn, and the others should arriving to reinforce soon.
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Though they don’t need it, really, Taillte is dodging everything and its mom. Our turn begins again, and… slaughter?
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Yup, slaughter. The enemy phase is basically just Taillte and Bridget continuing their brutal ascent to dominance.
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Welp, there goes the enemy’s archer brigade. At this point the rest of the army is basically only heading their direction because I’d like Bridget and Taillte to get some trophy husbands. On our turn, Sigurd and a few others test the defenses of Orgahil itself.
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It is not a test they pass well.
The western team continues their just… rampant slaughter, it’s almost humiliating…
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You know, barring the horrible level. What is with you this run, Erin?! You started off so perfectly, too! Well, on the plus side, I also realize I completely forgot Ethlyn had Arena levels to challenge too, and she’s a Paladin now. Let’s see how this rolls out.
Ethlyn: Up to seven wins, gained one level: +1 HP
……………… I hate you so much, Ethlyn.
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You fucking guys!
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……. I want to leave Agustria.
Okay, I’m frustrated so I’m going to take Orgahill now. The boss is nothing special beyond holding the Strength Ring; I’m gonna try to give it to Sigurd, actually, since his Strength stat is actually somewhat on the low end for how high his level is. Luckily he’s a sword dude fighting an axe moron, so it shouldn’t be hard to arrange.
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Yeah, this will be over quickly. End turn, and Duvall once again seeks to destroy us with all his skill and power.
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See how much he needs that Strength? Duvall should definitely be dead by now. On our turn, it’s… basically… just kind of a pitiful slaughter again, you know the drill.
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And Sigurd finishes off Duvall, ending his 27-minute reign as cap’n and gaining himself a sweet +5 to strength.
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Welp, might as well end the turn here. Good times. The few remaining pirates all take swings at Bridget and… all hit? How the… no. No. Not engaging. Her defense is good enough it doesn’t matter, and they…
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Will not be taking any more swings. One more turn of the same and the enemy army is gone forever, with Erin leveling.
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If I had another Pegasus Knight to use she would be so fucking benched right now.
Anyway, there are no more enemies on the map, so from here it’s a matter of just cleaning stuff up. Like this village of ungrateful bitches!
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Bitch: Why are you even here? We’ve absolutely nothin’ to do with Agustria or Grannvale! If you’ve really gotta fight, take it somewhere else, you thoughtless sod.
Take a close look at her village in that image. A section is burned, meaning we literally ran in and saved it from being slaughtered by pirates. Next time, we won’t.
More importantly, Aideen finally meets Bridget. Were yooooooooooou paying attention…?
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(D’aaaaaaaaaaaaw. Yup, Aideen mentioned her sister Bridget way back in Verdane, and we finally reunited them. Heart: Melted.)
Aideen: Surely you recall me?
Bridget: What? How do you know my name? Hang on… you look just like me! Aideen, huh… it sounds kinda familiar. But where from…?
Aideen: Bridget, listen well. I am your twin sister! We lost you to pirates years ago, when you were just five years old. I’ve searched for you for years. I never lost hope we would meet again!
(D’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!)
Bridget: This is all so sudden… no. Weird feelings aren’t enough. I need proof!
Aideen: Proof, you say? Here. Draw this bow.
Bridget: Huh? Okay, a nice bow and all, but what’s it gotta do with anything? Well, I’ll humor you. So I draw it, and… Whoa! Wh-what’s going on?! The hell is this? This… weird feeling boiling within me… are these memories? Ah, my heart is on fire… Aideen? Yes… you’re Aideen... my sister...
Aideen: Oh, thank the gods! You remember! That bow is your birthright, Bridget. It is Yewfelle, the sacred bow of Jungby. Legends tell that the exalted weapons of this land, such as this one, can only be wielded by a single heir per generation. For House Jungby and Yewfelle, that rightful heir is you, Bridget.
Bridget: Oh, Aideen, come here… Let me get a good look at you. How is our father doing? And our brother… Andre, right?
Aideen: I’ve so much to tell you, too… Bridget. My sister.
Well. That was adorable. And Bridget also gets a hold of Yewfelle, which gives her a +10 to Strength and Speed, along with the natural ability Renewal to heal her a small amount per-turn. Not quite as great as Gae Bolg, but frankly Bridget doesn’t need much help to start with so this turns her from unbreakable to super unbreakable. From here it’s mostly last-second healing and warping around, to get Claude to the one village he still needs to get his holy butt to, and to have everyone else start moving the new dudes toward the arena.
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Though Aideen does hit 20! Probably won’t promote her this chapter, though, I have no way to get her home quickly. And next, I trigger the secret event by moving Dew over to the sacred tower… no, once again, no hint to do this…
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Dew: Mmm… nope, nothin’ over here. Over there, maybe? Aw man! What a boring little dump.
Strange Voice: Who… are you…
Dew: Huh?!
Strange Voice: … State your business…
Dew: Heh, maybe if I pretend I can’t hear it…
Strange Voice: How dare you… defile this sacred ground… BEGONE!
Dew: Kyaaa! S-sorry! Please don’t hurt me! Hah… hah… what just happened?! Hang on… a sword? What’s it doin’ sitting around a place like this? Eh, who cares? Guess I’m getting’ something outta this after all!
Dew gets the Wind Sword, a magic blade like Ayra’s bolt sword and Ethlyn’s light brand, and it will be put to good use over time. Also he’s an awful person. I kind of wish the event had been the ghost eating his soul and joining our army instead.
Over on the other side of the map, Claude grabs the final village:
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Cool Old Dude: We can’t thank you enough, but mayhap this magic staff will help. They call it a Restore staff. If yer allies’ve been put t’sleep or silenced, one cast of this staff’ll get ‘em back on their feet.
See, village of northern bitches? This is how you thank the people who stopped your home from burning down.
Now, the last two things. First arena runs:
Bridget: 7 wins, Gained two levels: +2 HP, +1 Strength, +1 Luck, +1 Defense
Finn: Up to 7 wins, did not gain a level.
Erin: Up to 7 wins, gained one level: +1 Speed, +1 Defense
Dew: Up to 4 wins, did not gain a level. I shouldn’t have used him. 
Taillte: 7 wins, Gained three levels: +2 HP, +3 Skill, +2 Luck, +1 Resistance
In addition, a few of the new recruits have conversations with Sigurd.
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Claude: I’m glad Taillte was close at hand. We may not have survived, if not for her magic. More importantly, Lord Sigurd, my prayers to Saint Bragi were answered.
Sigurd: You have the trust of all this, then?
Claude: That I do. As I thought, Duke Reptor is behind all of this. On his orders, it was Duke Langbalt who killed Prince Kurth. The two then framed your father, Lord Byron, for the crime.
(Noooooooooooooooooooo, ya don’t saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.)
Sigurd: As we thought…
Claude: The pair’s treachery runs deeper still. The murder of Isaach’s King Mananan was also the handiwork of Duke Reptor. He feared a peaceful end to the war would end the sole excuse for the conquest of Isaach, so he had the king assassinated.
Sigurd: Is that so… Reptor’s filthy hands are all over this mess…
Claude: Not entirely. In the shade of his avarice, there’s something else at work. Something unsettling and terrifying. Not even Lord Bragi could scry this evil presence, obscured as it was by its great power.
Sigurd: An evil presence? Could it be that dark priesthood? … Wait! What of my father, Claude?
Claude: Lord Byron yet lives, but he is weak. I fear he is not long for this world…
Sigurd: Father… this can’t be happening…
Claude: I’ll hasten back to the capital. His Majesty needs to hear the truth. Lord Sigurd, for the time being, stay here and restrain yourself from rash action.
Sigurd: Understood. I can’t thank you enough, Father Claude. I beg of you, do everything you can to save my father and clear his name.
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Sigurd: The villages told me of a woman who leads the pirates of Orgahil, and of her devotion to aiding the poor and weak. That would be you, correct?
(“Also you’re identical to my childhood next-door-neighbor, who has an identical twin named Bridget, so…”)
Bridget: You must be that Grannvale man… Sigurd, right? Guess this is it. Come on. Just get it over with.
Sigurd: Oh, no, you’re mistaken! I’m certainly not here to kill you. I just want to talk. I’d like you to ally with you. We’d love to add your strength to our own, to help us better fight the pirates. What say you?
Bridget: Wait. You really want me, of all people?
Sigurd: Certainly! You’d be a tremendous asset.
Bridget: You’re a strange little man, Sigurd…
Oh, Bridget, You have no idea. Let’s get the Hell out of Agustria!
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Sigurd: Oifey, would you please gather our troops here? Now that this is all over, I’d like to ensure that everyone’s alright.
Oifey: At once, sire.
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Langbalt: Seize these vile allies of Byron, accomplices to his murder of Kurth and his bid to take over our kingdom! It is the will of His Majesty! No mercy for enemies of the state!
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Reptor: To think, he personally put an end to that miserable prince and nearly killed Byron as well… I’ve never seen such a bold ploy! And with Arvis using His Majesty’s trust, it all worked flawlessly! Convincing the king of anything is hardly a challenge, but to succeed with a tale of this scale takes quite the storyteller… and here we are, with the entirety of House Chalphy framed for the crime! Heh heh… our victory is all but assured. The throne of Grannvale shall be mine, one way or another. I’ll leave no pest who dares interfere with me alive…
(……. I’m going to assume Langbalt is loudly shouting to the army and Reptor is just thinking to himself. Otherwise, I got some questions.)
Sigurd: What in the blazes is this?! I’ve been declared a traitor and a Grannvale legion waits at our doorstep to arrest me?!
Oifey: Sire… and to think, the war here was over at long last, and you were about to go search for Deirdre.
(“YES, OIFEY, THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME”)
Sigurd: Gah… how could His Majesty believe Reptor’s lies? That my father, of all people, would kill Prince Kurth?! If only Father Claude had reached the capitol before they struck… Why?! Why is this happening?! I fought a pointless war! I let Eldigan die! And now this! What have I been fighting for all along?!
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(The one and only time it will be a relief to see neutral units.)
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Mahyna: Queen Rahna bade my corps and I to come and retrieve you. We invite you and your subordinates to retreat with us to Silesse, until your good name has been cleared in Grannvale.
(Lewyn’s mom! Finally, our habit of collecting lost royalty has paid off!)
Sigurd: … Queen Rahna of Silesse, you say? Why is Silesse willing to give aid to an alleged traitor like me?
Mahyna: Please, sir. Time is of the essence. The Grannvale assault is sure to begin at any moment now. My Pegasus knights will escort you across the sea to safety in Silesse.
And there we go! Grannvale, our ambiguously evil home, has outright turned against us. Reptor and Langbalt are in control, and the king thinks we killed his son. The only option remaining is to flee across the sea and regroup.
… We probably coulda solved the issue by having Lewyn stand near the enemy, but this is more dramatic.
Anyway, see you next week in the shining northern lands of Silesse, where I’m sure nothing will go wrong!
Part 11
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Ludicrous Space Odyssey-Chapter IV: Face to Screen
The first thing that Ryu would notice is that how hot the whole place was, literally very hot. And coming from Oni that meant quite a lot. Everyone was rushing back and forth, running from one assembly line to the other, managing twenty things at once while all the heat from people and machines simply kept on building up and up, causing this sweaty hell. It was clear that they were developing weapons and armour of sorts here, and as a skilled blacksmith, Ryu could've told that it was no 'softcore' weaponry. "So, I assume that you finally managed to get it?" A tall bodyguard elf asked, causing Ryu to look over at him before she quickly bit down on her tongue, remembering that she was supposed to play this silent and grumpy Oni guard role.
"Oh, of course,~! Here, my friend helped me smuggle it in~." Sere would quickly lie, wrapping his arm around Ume's neck as he pulled him closer while his soft smiled spread across his lips. Looking at Ume, he would lightly point down, causing him to sigh lightly before he would pull his guns out. He did not like this one bit but it had to be done if they were to get information; and honestly, since he just went from having only rumours to seeing actual terrorists in flesh, Ume was ready to pay that price.
So he pulled his guns, two magnums whose design only could rival with their heavily look before placing them down on the table in front of them. With barely anyone paying them any attention, he would start to pull and press on some buttons and triggers here and there, slowly taking the whole thing apart one by one before stripping them down to their core. At their base, they weren't even kinetic or laser weapons; they were conductors. Conductors for Ume's powers that helped him use the said blade with minimal damage to oneself. Inside, there was a mechanism that would conduct energy from him into the guns and in the centre of it all were two crystals. Those were Lilac Heuldines. Those little gems were from sorosilicate mineral family, close relatives of hemimorphites. Often, people who used any sort of energy techniques would use those little gems as conductors for their powers; sometimes even amplifiers. With their density being higher than any other gem of such sort by at least quarter of a gram per cubic centimetre, they were often the best option, even though quite rare in their own right. And those little, smokey lilac coloured square gems were extremely banned from any sort of public use. Often, you can get permission for weaponry with them only from Empress or, at least, Colonel and higher. Simply put, the idea of those guys getting their hands on them was...Scary. The number of weapons and things they can create with them was simply mind-blowing.
But, as Ryu was busy thinking all that over and Ume was busy trying to get over a loss of his guns, Sere was master of pretending; grinning wide, he would pat Ume on the back before stepping to the guard, flapping his long eyelashes as he blinked. "So, I believe that I deserve a certain payment for that, correct~?"
"Correct~" Voice rushed through the entire factory and even though machines were roaring to their fullest, everyone heard it. Putting stop to all their work in an instance, like some sort of toy soldiers, they turned around and took a proper stand to greet the person to who this voice belonged. And, while Sere knew too damn well who it was, Ume and Ryu were caught a bit off guard with this whole thing, Turning around, their eyes would lay on an android unit that was slowly approaching them. By the looks of it, said android was of either very old Earth design or very minimalistic; maybe both. It was purely white, from head to toes, a smooth layer of whatever made up its skin. Only lines of separation which could've been seen were those at her elbows, waist and such areas where the body would need to bend, twist and such. And even there, those lines were just a thing and black ones, barely noticeable due to the whiteness of the surface. It also had no face, instead, the area where the face was supposed to be was simply glowing a bit with an even whiter glow. It was naked and therefore its female structure could've easily been seen; probably the only thing that was out of the place were few cables which were going out of the back of her head and down to her spine, all wrapped in a nice synthetic cable-sleeve. "Do not worry about it, we already moved the payment to your account." The voice, that was seemingly just coming from it, was that of old women. She had a soothing and old voice, that of a mother, with a light British accent. And while Ryu only stared down her, clearly not liking its stereotypical female hour shape of a body, Ume had a weird...Itch. That voice was somewhat familiar to him.
"Aw, Lady Stoke, you have my gratitude for business well done~" Sere would quickly pick himself up, giving her even a bow of sorts as he took her synthetic hand and placed a kiss on it. And while he was doing a nice job of taking her attention of the two, Ume's itch only grew. If it was Stoke about which he was thinking, it wasn't good by the longest shot.
"Oh, stop it, my dear, you flatter me...So, where you managed to find those two?" She asked, her attention swiftly moving from the Siren that was too eager to get on her good side to a Human and Oni that were standing behind him. Jerking her hand from his grasp in almost disregarding manner, she walked past him while her head was aiming in Ume's general direction. "To find a high ranking defector nowadays? You clearly have my interest. What is your name boy?"
Her sweet voice and elegant manner of speech clearly was not something that Ume has expected as he coughed into his fist, brushing a momentary blush that formed on his cheeks before quickly offering her a hand. Once his skin made contact with the cold surface of her synthetic body, something snapped in his head as he quickly bowed down as well, giving it a kiss as he tried to show his manners. It tasted of very strong cleaning chemicals. "It's Matsukura Ume, Ma'am." It took him quite some mental power to remember all kinds of manners he needed to do and, by the look of things, it worked?
She seemed relaxed and not tense as her voice was still smooth and soft, indicating that she at least wasn't angry with his performance. "Ah, I see. I do hope you are enjoying the stay here. This is not much, but worry not, it will be more soon~" Before he could really process the implications behind the grim statement, android would quickly turn around on her heels as she looked now at Ryu as the air felt a little...Heavier. "Hm...I do guess that taking Oni was bodyguard makes sense." She spoke in a pretty disregarding manner as, while her smooth voice was still the same, a clear shift in tone from nice to more displeased one was clear. Walking slowly over to her, as every step of her heel against iron floor echoed through the building, she would stare down at Ryu who, sadly or not, was staring back at her. "You are probably ashamed of yourself, eh? To be a bodyguard of some thug on such planet. Honorable race, huh?"
While Ume pieced things more and more in his head, trying to slowly step back and retrieve his gems from the table, the tension between the android lady and Ryu only grew and grew. Ryu, somewhat to Ume's surprise, was quiet. He expected her to snap back, but no, instead she simply stared her down with those eyes of hers; and it wasn't a usual stare, oh no. All the right muscles in her face tensed up as her pupils grew smaller, only causing her yellow iris to look that much tenser. She would bring her shoulders up, stretching her clothes to their limit with her body as she tilted her head to the side, giving Stroke back quite a disregarding stare as if she was staring at some sort of dirt on her shoe.
That would go on for quite a few moments as Ume could tell that the guard who originally allowed them in and Sere were already getting a bit sick as they had some hard time standing. Understandably so as Ryu's aura was simply oozing and building around her like a heavy blood-smoke; and Ume knew that, if she wanted, she could make at least half of all those people pass out with it if she really wanted. "Relax, was just a joke. I don't have time to be picking fights with Oni~" Stoke finally spoke, her soft and welcoming tone coming back to her voice even though her sentence by itself was quite disregarding. But, when everyone thought that the tension was over and that things could get a bit more relax, her body twisted around at troubling speed as she extended her hand out, clearly aiming for Ryu. "But I do have time for stomping filth away~"
Having no other option but to defend herself, Ryu quickly pulled on her katana, sliding it outside of her saya. In a matter of moments, she would put it between herself and the charging arm, aiming the dark blade at the aggressor. But, to her surprise, what followed wasn't a sound of metal being sliced up but instead a clonk as her hand connected with the blade, unfazed and unharmed. Unlike Ume and Sere, who were still trying to understand what was going on, Ryu was a bit faster at thinking; as she quickly realized that material from which that robot was made was quite dense, she already started thinking about all the possible counter-attacks she could've done.
Dragging her blade up along the palm of her hand, Ryu would bring her katana as high as she could diagonally before dropping it. Yet, instead of allowing it to simply drop on the ground, she quickly caught the handler of the sword with her left hand. Aiming the tip of the said handler now at the android, she would proceed with the attack, slamming it right in the abdomen of the android. And, to her actual surprise, android's body went flying across the factory, slamming into few machines on its way before hitting the floor. She knew that slicing her wouldn't work in that moment so she decided to try using impact damage of her blunt handler, and it worked just fine.
Noticing how guard, who allowed them in, already started edging his hand closer to the gun at his hip, Ryu stomped her foot onto the ground. As it cracked and crushed under her foot, crimson aura started building around her before its force and presence would echo through entire factory. In a blink of an eye, said a guard and more than half of the works would start to stumble around in very sick manner, some falling dead on the ground as ones who managed to be far enough fro Ryu simply started to run out from the back door. Ume, shaking his head, grabbed falling Sere who was clearly not prepared for such aura, yet he still was conscious. But, just as Ume tried to reach for the gems, he noticed how they simply were gone. "Are you looking for those~?" A singing voice rushed through the factory as android's body slowly got up from the trashed machines which it hit previously, showing off gems that she held in her hand. "I thought that I might as well grab them on my way here~"
"Oi!" Ryu barked back, staring down the android across the room while clearly addressing Ume. "Grab that cunt and run out of here. I am not planning on holding back right now."
"...Try to be fast. I am sure that police will be here shortly." Ume responded quickly and bit too casually, getting Sere up before rushing out of the door. He knew a bit too well that standing around fighting Oni was not a good idea; and standing around fighting Ryu was even worse of an idea.
For a moment, it was completely quiet and somewhat peaceful in the lonely factory before the sound of groundbreaking and metal twisting filled the whole place. Ryu's aura flooded place like a river which just broke its dam. As the crimson desire grew and grew around her, affecting the place around her in the very physical way, she threw her sword from her left hand to her right hand. And, upon landing into her palm, she gripped it tightly while finally initiating the battle.
Using her legs, she crouched down a bit before using all of her strength to bouncing herself forward. As the spot where she was standing broke down like nothing, she flew across the factory, clearly aiming for the android's body. Raising her katana up, she would perform a cutting action as the air itself seemed to part away from the edge of her blade. But android did not move, oh no, instead she simply extended her hand up. Once the blade connected with the surface of her palm once again a shockwave rushed through the factory, breaking any glass and less dense things that were in close proximity before Ryu added up to it by landing to the ground, breaking it as well.
As she clenched the handle of her sword with both of her hands, she stared at android with unyielding desire to destroy and rip her apart while her sharp teeth showed past her lips, pressing so hard against one another one might've thought that they would break each other. "Curious." Android mumbled in almost mocking tone, taking a good look at the sword that was pressed against the palm of her hand before looking down at Ryu. "So much force...Would that be over ten thousand newtons? And in such thinly compacted area as the edge of the blade? Remar-"
But she didn't have a chance to finish. Feeling like she had enough of that, Ryu would quickly drive her blade down before reversing it around in her hand. Now, instead of simply slicing it against android's hand, she would try other parts. In a matter of seconds, she would deliver over dozen slices, running her sword up and down and around against android's body. But all of it got only the same result, a clunking sound and her blade bouncing off the body of that stupid machine.
It was very clear that this was not working out but Ryu seemed to...Grin. As if confirming something for herself at once, she would drive sword down into the ground with another slice, causing the ground to crack around it. The impact caused, if you will, a tiny earthquake affect as the ground would start coming apart, breaking still stand of her opponent. In that very moment, Ryu would grab android's wrist, pulling her arm closer before driving her knee right against the elbow.
Silence rained supreme before a sudden sound of metal crushing and electricity bursting out of wires rushed through the place. Android, as if awaken from her studies by that sound, tried to jerk her arm back but Ryu had too tight of a grip. Seeing no other option, she suddenly extended her other hand and pressed it against Oni's side, releasing a blast of energy which sent Ryu to fly back across the room. Slamming against one of the machines, android looked down at her arm as a gasp left her speakers. She saw something she thought that was impossible; her arm was ripped apart below her elbow with Ryu laying against machine into which she slammed, waving the rest of her arm. "I figured you out, moron!" She yelped in quite a victorious manner, getting up while dusting herself off mockingly with android's hand. "Your body measures force and can withstand it. So I simply got to use as much force as I can", she spoke before slamming her hands together as she crushed the arm between her hands like it was but a can of soda, "and we, Onis, have no problem with that you bitch!"
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