#pardon me for posting a meme that had absolutely NOTHING to do with your pretentiousness and yet you're still having a go

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#you know if she'd said the same thing you'd be FAWNING over it and wouldn't shut up about how it's the best thing you've ever seen #i'm just sick of the pretentiousness #so nice of you to discard me as soon as someone showed up who you thought was better #and now when she goes for our throats you don't even begin to think that MAYBE JUST MAYBE it's because you spent a year telling her she #could do absolutely no wrong and she's a fucking princess and you worship the ground that she walks on??? #i don't understand you i don't i don't i don't #pardon me for posting a meme that had absolutely NOTHING to do with your pretentiousness and yet you're still having a go #you're seriously pissed at me over liam fucking neeson #am i in a fever dream or?? #i'm just confused at this point why is she automatically right but i'm wrong for existing #don't mind me venting #i hate people sometimes #i'm just so sick of her being right all the fucking time because she's the pLaToNiC sPoUsE #this makes absolutely no sense #honestly i wouldn't even care if it wasn't for the fact that i mentioned her name and you changed the subject at the speed of light #but no i'm the jealous one for not wanting to be treated like i don't exist by my friends???? #and it's US THREE as well #the three people that YOU decided were the dream team #remember when we used to call each other the bermuda triangle as a joke?? #the bermuda TRIANGLE not the bermuda platonic soulmates and me who's sometimes there when they can be bothered to remember i exist #it's the effort that you made to shove it in my face as well 🤔 #nobody texts anyone THAT MUCH going oh look she's my platonic soulmate now we're getting platonically married i platonically love her #she's the platonic best she can do no platonic wrong isn't she platonically beautiful platonic platonic fucking platonic #why am i screaming at someone who won't even see this #i suppose that's the point really #brb i'm going to go and throw things