#pennyverse headcanons

[queenimmadolla]

It’s crazy how you were just trying to buy some groceries, then this happened.

We gotta release baby Penny from the shackles of Eddie Munson ✊😔 but I fear it might be too late AHHH-

It was too late the moment one of his swimmers succeeded.

You really can’t turn your back to Eddie without expecting him to put Penny on display in anyway. He can’t help it! Look, you’ve mentioned loving his eyes before—quite a few times and he’s taken advantage of it whenever he could, batting his eyelashes at you to get you to stop being mad at him, the puppy dog stare to get you to cave into his whim (and also get him into your good graces). The point is, he was very aware of how pretty you thought his eyes were, though he never really got the big deal. Fond of them, sure, because his Uncle Wayne always told him he’d had his mother’s eyes, and he could see the uncanny resemblance in photos he had of her—still wasn’t a big deal.

Until you’d had Penny. From the first moment he held her, cradled against his chest and curled in on herself as though she were still in your womb, pulling herself from her own exhaustion to open her eyes and stare up at him, Eddie understood. Eddie finally got it, knew what you saw.

He’d been expecting them to be big—could tell even with her eyelids shut, thanks to how they almost seemed to bulge and take up a good amount of her face, but he hadn’t been expecting the innocence in them, her chocolate gaze luring him in, easily uprooting everything he considered of importance to him—music, art, teenage dreams—and taking their place. And she did it all with a few blinks. Eddie was finally a victim to his own eyes, staring back at him from such a precious, new face.

He fucking loved it. Loved her.

She’s so damn cute, he literally cannot stop staring at her. He’s a obsessed. And he’s proud. You made her, but he helped! He fertilized that egg, she’s a perfect mixture of the both of you, and with the newness of it all—he’s just gotta share! Camera in a grocery store??? HELL YEAH.

He’s holding her right up to it, LOOK AT HER!!!!! LOOK AT WHAT HE HELPED MAKE!!! LOOK AT THOSE ANGEL EYES AND LOVE HER, RIGHT! NOW!

Meanwhile, there’s not a single thought in your sweet little babies head, she is but a mere puppet for Eddie’s antics. His little babydoll bestie.

She’s lucky she was born before The Lion King came out. You know damn well what scene he would constantly re-create with your baby, and force his friends to get in on.

You’re no better, if you’re holding her, you will always find your way to a mirror so penny can see how cute-beautiful-gorgeous she is and say something like, “That you,” or “Oh my goodness, who is that beautiful little angel??? Is that you??? Are you mama’s pretty girl? Yeah, you’re mama’s angel, huh? Aw, so pretty! The prettiest girl around.” And you do it all the time because Penny gives you that gummy grin, loves it when you tell her how pretty she is or just when you use that baby talk tone.

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[cdelphiki]

I finished my drawing.  It’s spoilers for way in the future Pennyverse, so don’t look if you don’t like spoilers because it’s gonna take quite a while to get there.  (Damian is 11 in the drawing, that’s how many years off in the story it is.  Just a rough estimate, it’s probably like 40 chapter updates away.....I really need to start doing two chapters a week.........)

Damian is on the left.  😏

I headcanon that the kids wear batman apparel with domino masks when interacting with the Justice League/Hero Community as Batman’s kids before they have their own costumes.  

But I guess it’s not really a ‘headcanon” when I am writing the story.  

#my art #pennyverse #in for a pound

[queenimmadolla]

i am crying

this is the most penny coded video i’ve ever seen

https://www.tiktok.com/@brooke.m.ford/video/7214765082486639873

You’re right so I wrote a lil sumn about it lmao

Eddie drops a condom, penny finds it and you’re stuck answering for it 😭

It was all Eddie’s fault.

  That was the only thought in your head, orbiting your brain like a satellite as you stared at your five year old, a small silver square clutched in her hand.

  Eddie must have dropped it when he’d tossed his wallet onto the bedside table, and your nosy little girl had decided to invade your privacy, always going into your room to get into your things. 

  Except, that wasn’t yours. 

  You’d forgone condoms during the majority of your early years with Eddie, which of course led to Penny’s existence, and you hadn’t learned anything from it because you continued to not use rubbers after she was born. Luck must have been on your side because you didn’t get pregnant again until three years later. After you had Wayne, condoms made their way in your intimate life. You weren’t aiming for three.

  Now, you kind of wish you’d gone back to leaving it to chance.

  A loud, inhuman stream of panic laced gibberish came tumbling from your mouth when she went to tear it open, causing her big brown eyes to snap up to you.

  “Mommy, what’s this?”

  “It’s uhm,” Fuck. How would you be able to stretch the truth? You didn’t want to lie to her but she was still way too young for you to trust her with that conversation, she’d go around and tell everyone in her class how babies are conceived and how people keep from having them, “. . . A net.”

  “A net?” Penny’s eyebrows scrunched together, glaring down at the square packet in her hand. It didn’t look like a net… “For what?”

  Well, now you had to go with it.

  “For…for catching.”

  “Catching what?”

  Cheese and crackers, why did your kid have to ask a billion questions for everything? Why did she have to put you through this at all? Because she’s also Eddie’s kid, that’s why.

  You pursed your lips as the two of you stared at each other, brain was practically rattling in your skull to string together an explanation that was complete and utter bull, but believable to a child.

  “. . . For catching babies.”

  Penny’s head tilted in confusion, “Huh?”

  “You know how mommy had Wayne?”

  “Yup!”

  “Well, that keeps me from having another baby. Babies are like flowers. They start off as seeds. And before daddy can plant the seed, the─” You gestured to the foil packet in her hand, “net, catches it. That way we don’t have too many babies, otherwise, it’d be like a school up in here.”

  Penny’s nose scrunched up in disdain at the mention of school, she’d never been crazy about preschool and she was even less amused with kindergarten, often trying to play cute with Eddie to convince him not to drop her off.

  “I don’t like school,” she mumbled with a scowl, walking over to offer you the object, “Here, use this. Catch them all, mama.”

  You let out a relieved sigh, quickly grabbing it before she could change her mind. It was slid into the back pocket of your pants as you waited for her to leave so you could hide it—and move the others to a different location. Only, she didn’t leave. She just kept staring at you.

  “Can I see the net, mama? Is it big? How come it’s got letters on it, mom? It says X-X-L. How does daddy plant the seed? Does he water it, ‘cause plants need water, mommy. They do. Even flowers. How come I’m not a flower? Did daddy plant me? You didn’t try to catch me with the net? Where did he plant me? How come you guys didn’t catch Wayne? I love him, but sometimes he makes me mad. Is the net folded up? Mommy, please can I see it? Does it catch butterfl─”

  Your daughter went on and on and on and on, but you couldn’t even pay attention to her constant stream of questions and statements, mind consumed with thoughts of how Eddie wouldn’t be getting the chance to use the damn net anytime soon. 

─

Eddie purposely flinging the condom onto the bedroom floor as he dips:

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[queenimmadolla]

could we have something with wayne? i love wayne 🥺 was he upset when reader first got pregnant? worried about how eddie would cope and the consequences of having a baby so young? or was he buying onesies and telling everyone in the trailer park he was gunna be a grandpa?

this was an absolute delight to write. the penny verse is an extension of another series I have (Call You Mine) and Wayne is heavily involved in later chapters. this contains a ton of spoilers for it but i don’t care all that much because I love Wayne too and I really like his relationship with reader and what I have going for his backstory with Eddie. hope you enjoy it!

𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐓𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐬

(Father-in-law!Wayne Munson and Daughter-in-law!Reader bonding)

warnings: mentions of pregnancy and drugs (reader does not use)

a/n: reader is 19, eddie is 20 and both are married to each other. daisy edgar jones is NOT reader, she is how i imagine Eddie’s mom to look so she’s used for the aesthetic. happy reading and let me know how you like it! as always, reblogs and comments (not jerk ones) are appreciated and mistakes will be fixed later!

more of the pennyverse here

It’s late, the sun is dipping below the earth visible to your eye, the trailer park lit only by the porch lights attached to a few of the mobile homes and light slipping through window blinds, drapes and curtains.

You’re standing in front of the window next to the front door, fingers separating the blinds and fingertips pressed against the cold glass. It’s warm in the trailer, compared to outside and courtesy of the space heater that goes above and beyond in heating your humble home.

The musical sound of Eddie, singing something of Whitesnake’s in the shower can be faintly heard but you aren’t paying him any attention. Your only focus is on the tan trailer four down from Maxine’s; spread out and relaxed in one of the lawn chairs under its awning is the Munson you’re most concerned about, at the moment.

It had been almost an entire month since you’d last spoken to him, something you hadn’t been aware of until you had purposely started to avoid him. 

Your relationship with Wayne Munson was anything but complicated. Well, until recently. When you’d first met him, not only did you discover he was about as wise as he looked and not nearly as scary as you imagined him to be (reminded you a lot of Eddie, actually), but you also realized he cared for Eddie, deeply. Enough to sit you down and tell you all about how he knew of Eddie’s deep affections for you before telling you all about his relationship with Penny—Eddie’s mother—and how he hoped you two would have a much happier ending. He’d asked you to take care of Eddie then, too. If you wanted to be with him, that was. And you did, so you agreed. 

Then you’d broken up with Eddie. You’d been heartbroken the entire time and positive you’d disappointed Wayne. Only, when you made your way to the trailer to fix what you’d destroyed, you had encountered Wayne again and expected to be turned away. Instead, he told you he knew you wouldn’t break your promise to him and welcomed you back.

The thing is, while you were sure he really believed you wouldn’t break your promise to take care of Eddie, you were also sure there had to have been a moment during your break up in which Wayne Munson regretted ever trusting you with his nephew’s heart, especially since that nephew was more his son than anything. 

Now, you were disappointing him again. It didn’t have anything to do with leaving Eddie, far from. If anything, you were now permanently bound to Eddie, in some way. You’re pregnant, as in you have his baby growing inside of you. 

It had come as a shock to you because you had no inkling that you were pregnant up until a couple of weeks ago (like two) and just as you were beginning to actually enjoy and soak in the fact that you and Eddie were going to be parents (you were gonna be someone’s mom! How fucking weird!), Eddie burst your bubble, informing you he’d seen Wayne recently and mentioned it to him. 

You love Eddie. Want to spend the rest of your life with him doing stupid shit like marrying him right after your graduation ceremony and having a baby at the apparently irresponsible ages of 19 and 20, but you wanted to strangle him right then. Not just because he’d told Wayne, but also because he’d done so like he was some random person from his past who asked him how he was doing and he’d casually mentioned that he and his young wife were expecting. Wayne deserved better than that.

Which is why, after days of cowering and avoiding him (it wasn’t all that difficult, Wayne spent about 98% of his time at his girlfriend’s home—the trailer you were staring at—so you hadn’t seen him often to begin with since that romance had developed) you’re determined to talk to him. Just need a couple more minutes to work up the courage.

You aren’t stupid. Well, you are, but not that stupid. You know what most “adults” (you’re an adult, too, but you’re talking about the old ass folks) thought about you. How dumb they assume you are for marrying young and Eddie, no less (they could suck your dick, he’s a fantastic husband), and now that you’re pregnant—and not even showing all that much—you know they’d think they were right. Like having a baby with the man you loved was some giant fucking punishment. Clearly, they need to rethink who they are married to if it was such a concern for them or mind their own business.

But Wayne…god, you had no idea what to expect from him. He was one of the few people in this town whose opinion you actually respected and valued. He’d wanted you and Eddie to wait a little but still gave him his blessing to marry you because he knew nothing would stop you. Your parents had been about the same, but that’s a different, messy story. Marriage was one thing, having a baby is much larger than that.

You’d been avoiding Wayne out of fear of hearing him voice what you knew was slowly making its way around Hawkins: you’re making a mistake. 

You’d be disappointing Wayne. Again.

Still, you can’t avoid him forever.

You see the man in question rattle the beer can in his hand, something you’d seen him do plenty of times on the couch outside of this trailer before he’d take the lack of liquid in it as a sign to get up, joints creaking, and make his way inside for the night.

You hurriedly slip on your coat and crash through the front door. It’s much colder than you anticipated but you ignore it and soldier on, making your way down the road.

You stare at your shoes as you sit in the empty lawn chair next to his, the cold of it numbing your butt on contact.

You know he’s not looking at you, probably still admiring the colors of the sky and taking everything in like he always is.

He breaks the silence first.

“Bit cold out for you, ain’t it?”

You wet your lips, hands curled in the warm pockets of your coat. 

“It’s not so bad. I prefer cold weather over the heat.”

He hums, low and always all-knowing. You know that he knows why you’re here. Just like Eddie, he’s patient with you; letting you come to him, letting you tell him when you’re ready. You think maybe Eddie picked up that particular character trait from how Wayne interacted with him. 

“I wanted─” You start and don’t finish. Another moment passes before you try again.

“I didn’t─”

Fuck! Why was this so hard? You hadn’t realized how badly you wanted to make him proud of you, after everything you’d put Eddie through (who probably put Wayne through a lot, as a result), you wanted to make up for it by being good to his boy and what was supposed to be a happy thing was beginning to feel like you trapping him. You knew that wasn’t the case, Eddie wanted the little being growing inside of you just as much as you did. 

Trying to explain that to someone so much older was challenging. Trying to explain it to someone older and someone you didn’t want to ever look down on you, was practically impossible. You probably appear young and dumb. 

You figure, maybe it’s time to succumb to defeat, shoulders sagging.

“You can say it.”

It’s a whisper but Wayne hears it, finally turning his head to take you in. You still can’t meet his eyes, don’t want him to see how sad yours are.

“Say what?”

“That I’m stupid. I’m ruining my life, settling. Trapping him. Screwing him over,” you don’t even notice you’re doing it, your hand moves to rest on your stomach, as if to protect your baby from the accusation you’re about to throw out. “I’m making a mistake.”

Wayne doesn’t say anything at first, just hums again. It’s not one of agreement. His thumb runs over the aluminum of the beer can in his grasp.

“You think that?”

You brave a glance at him, willing yourself to not cower under his gaze. Wayne Munson’s stare can have any sinner confessing, just from the sheer intimidation in it. 

You can’t find your tongue all of a sudden, feeling like a child. You just shake your head, timid.

“Then why would I think that?”

“Uhm, because. Uh, because it’s what everyone thinks. It’s what they thought when we got married in June, too.”

Wayne chuckles, shaking his head fondly.

“Didn’t seem to stop you from going through with it.”

It hadn’t. Before you even got to the courthouse, word had spread and one of the cheer moms who worked there had tried to offer you some unsolicited advice: don’t do it.

You did it.

“There ain’t nothing ‘bout you two that’s been conventional. Always got me rubbing my scalp.”

You giggle, biting your lip to try to stop yourself but you know Wayne meant to make you laugh, tried to ease you with humor he rarely expressed. For some reason, the jokes about him balding greatly amused you.

“Are you mad? That I’m pregnant?”

“No,” he shakes his head, gruffly clearing his throat. Doesn’t do much, his voice is always raspy. “Takes two to get in a spot like that. I didn’t see it coming, that’s for sure. But like I said, you two ain’t ever been conventional. Glad to see you’re following the order of things, ‘least. I’ll be honest with you, it’s always been a little hard to picture where Eddie would end up, what he’d be doing in life. Other than playing that loud music and going to those damn noisy shows. Made me a little nervous with those girls I knew he brought around, didn’t ever meet none of them but I knew. If it had been then, I’d probably have been more scared. ‘Specially if he felt like he had to hide ‘em. Or if they had to hide him.”

Wayne leans further back into the chair, making the stiff thing look as comfortable as a recliner. 

“It’s different with you. We had this conversation before. You remember?” You think you know what he’s about to bring up, so you nod.

“Mhm. You’re about how old Penny was when she had Eddie. Maybe a little younger. You ain’t married to an asshole, either. For the most part.” 

You laugh again and point out, “I thought Penny never married Otis.”

Otis is Eddie’s dad. The older brother (by 10 years) of Wayne’s who swooped in and stole his best friend from him, introducing the much younger girl to a life of a hardcore drug you’d never touch and one Eddie would make sure he never had any part of: meth. 

Wayne had told you she’d gotten clean when she found out she was pregnant with Eddie and stayed that way, for him. You know that’s when he fell in love with her. Sadly, their story would never involve romance. They were kept apart by Otis, distance and themselves, neither one of them speaking up when she’d returned to Hawkins with Eddie, unwilling to have him live in a meth lab. In a cruel ironic twist, she’d ended up dying of an overdose not much longer after her return; she’d been struggling to sleep with everything going on and unknowingly mixed two over the counter sleeping pills that shut her system down. She’d stayed clean only to die because she wanted a good night's sleep so she could take care of her son. Eddie had been forced by the system to live with his father, only being allowed to return to Wayne—with a shaved head when traces of the drug were found in his hair—after his father’s lab was busted.

“She didn’t,” Wayne agrees, that far off look in his eye when he recounts his younger days to you. “But he wasn’t exactly the type of man any woman would want to marry. You got lucky with Eddie, he ain’t nothing like Otis.”

You hum in agreement, mind flooding with thoughts of soft curls and even softer brown eyes. You know Wayne loves Eddie on his own and wouldn’t ever treat him differently, but you can’t help but be thankful—for Wayne—that Eddie is an almost exact replica of his mom, appearance wise. For both of them, actually. Eddie hates his father and you know he’d hate himself if he looked in the mirror and saw any resemblance. 

“You got your head on right.” You snap out of your thoughts at the comment, surprised. 

“Huh?”

“You might be young, but you sure ain’t stupid. I may not know everything that went on with you, but I know you saved yourself from it. You and Eddie been doing an awful lot of that your whole lives, ‘least you get to do it together now. I know you love Eddie, and I know you love that baby. So don’t you dare say you made a mistake. Would I have liked for you to wait? Sure. Hell, I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have minded waiting either. Unless—was this…?”

“No! No! It wasn’t planned at all!” You don’t mention that you and Eddie hadn’t been using protection, just blindly trusting your birth control. He doesn’t need to know that. 

Wayne sighs in relief. “See? You ain’t stupid.” Debatable. “And even if it was, I trust that you know what you’re doing. ‘S the reason I let you two live in that trailer alone.”

You smirk, happy to have the opportunity to chime in. 

“Are you sure it’s not because of Ms. Maple?” You wiggle your eyebrows, not so discreetly nodding your head to the trailer behind you and the occupant you’re sure is inside.

You laugh as Wayne raises his eyes at the awning.

“Lord,” he mutters, with fake annoyance. He’ll tell you all about Penny but he won’t say a thing about Maude Maple. You suspect it’s because he feels like he’s betraying Penny in some way, even though they were never involved. Munson men are loyal. 

“Is that what you came over here to pester me about? Or are we gonna keep this talk serious?”

“No,” You pout, curling your legs up to your chest. “I just—I didn’t know how to tell you. Kind of forgot we have to tell people actually, and when Eddie mentioned that he’d brought it up in a chat─”

You’re cut off when Wayne booms out a laugh, surprising you considering you’d rarely heard him laugh hard.

He’s almost snickering when he calms down, “Is that what he told you? That boy called me up and asked if we could talk. Figured it could only mean he’d gotten you pregnant, considering he already eloped with you. He was shaking in his shoes the entire time he was over, he didn’t just bring it up in a run-in.”

Your mouth drops open, eyes squinting as you think about how you’re gonna chastise Eddie as soon as you get back to the trailer. That jerk! He made it seem like it was just something that came up in conversation, not something that he’d set aside time to talk to Wayne about! 

Another half of you wanted to kiss him silly for taking it seriously and having a meaningful conversation with his father figure about becoming a father.

“No wonder you were so well prepared.”

“That didn’t have nothing to do with it. Like I said, I figured you were. Not just ‘cause he wanted to have a talk, it may not be obvious to the two of you since you see each other every day, but you’re filling out a little more.”

Your eyebrows shoot up, though there’s no animosity to it. You know he’s not implying you’re gaining weight, he’s saying you’re showing. 

“Winter layers can’t hide it.”

Your mouth drops open and closed, gaze darting from what you thought was your normal looking stomach to Wayne and back again.

“You’re good!” You marvel, baffled at how observant and damn near omnipresent Wayne Munson is.

Wayne looks pleased with your statement, a small smile on his face. “I know. Eddie says it’s a girl. What color clothes should I be buying my grandbaby? You got any names picked out?”

You pull your hand out of your pocket to nervously bite at your thumb. Ever since you’d accepted the fact that you were gonna be a mom (still so fucking weird), to a girl, there was only one name bouncing around in your head. You hadn’t even shared the idea with Eddie yet. 

“I really like ‘Penny’.”

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[queenimmadolla]

After Penny & Wayne, shortly after the condom incident, she overhears you and eddie having sex so you leave that one for eddie to deal with.

inspired by the tiktoks of parents coming up with excuses for the noises and the slapping sounds 🙈

you guys are so freaking funny, a follow up to the condom incident lmao I'm calling this one

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖-𝐖-𝐄𝐬

(dad!eddie munson x mom!reader)

The question comes at breakfast, both Penny and Eddie are chowing down on cereal while Wayne plays with his food in his high chair, chewing too long on a soggy piece of waffle. Eddie’s  busy shoveling his sugary cereal down, eyes scanning over a potential contract Robin had already looked over for him. It’s nothing huge but it’s something, and you’ve been encouraging him to pursue music a little more, do something that makes him happier than tuning up cars–and he really does love it, it just gets annoying real fast; a side hobby he forced into a job. Took the enjoyment out of it. 

  Penny’s been staring at him all morning, glaring at him through her lashes with a firm scowl on her face. You’d noticed it when you got her up and ready, but she didn’t respond to your ‘why so glum, chum?’ with much enthusiasm, just pouted and you’d briefly been able to kiss it away. Then you’d sat her down for breakfast with her dad while you disappeared back to your bedroom to continue getting ready and the scowl returned. 

Eddie reaches for his coffee–also crammed with creamers and sugar–and just so happens to glance Penny’s way when he notices the death glare directed at him. He’s taken aback, leaning into his seat. 

  Neither of them say anything, just stare (in Penny’s case, glare) at each other. Eddie slowly reaches for his spoon, gathers the last bites of his cereal and is about to shovel it into his mouth just as you come out of your room, adjusting an earring and Penny grits out between her teeth. “Why. Did. You. Hurt. Mommy.”

  You frowned and so did Eddie, the both of you exchanging looks of confusion. “What are you talking about, Sweet Pea?” Eddie asks, popping the spoonful in his mouth. 

“I heard you hurting mommy in your room last night. She was crying and you told her she was a bad girl!” Eddie chokes, pounding on his chest with a closed fist as he attempts to dislodge the cereal he’d accidentally inhaled from his throat. You catch on pretty quickly to where this conversation is going so you start packing up your purse, lips pursed and just shy of a whistle to seem inconspicuous and not draw attention to yourself. Eddie coughes a couple more times, having finally swallowed his cereal and beat death. He was panting from the exertion and rush of it, eyes wide in horror, “WHAT?!” “Mommy is not a bad girl! Mommy is good! Mommy is a good mommy and you better stop being mean to her and hurting her or–or–or else!” The five year old packs a surprisingly large amount of malice in the threat, pointing her spoon at her dad menacingly. You barely manage to keep yourself from laughing, rolling your lips as you move around the table to kiss Penny and Wayne’s curly heads. 

“OKAY! Mama’s gotta go to work. I’ll see you two later, okay? I love you so much!” 

Eddie’s staring at you, mouth dropped open with a glint of amusement in his eyes. You’re not really gonna leave him with this conversation, right? Right? Baby? You lean over the table to press a kiss to his lips, it’s firm and briefly distracts Eddie until you pull just a little aways, red lips curling into a smirk as you whisper, “Have fun.”

Then you practically run out the door, leaving him flabbergasted, a little turned on, and at the mercy of a five year old who’d accidentally overheard the two of you going at it the previous night and was demanding an explanation. 

  See, this is why he didn’t regret giving it to you that hard. You were, indeed, a bad girl. And you’d be getting it later. “WELL–UH?” Penny snapped and Eddie closed his eyes, tilting his head up to the ceiling. 

“Okay, Sweet pea. I wasn’t hurting your mom,” If he was hurting you, it was a good hurt. You’d made that clear. “Uh, we just…we play pretend.”

Penny’s unamused stare and pout on her lips conveyed her disbelief in his explanation and he sighed, running his hands over his face as he prepared for the dreadful conversation.

“Alright, kid. When a daddy and mommy love each other, they like to wrestle.”

  “Like on TVs?” “Yeah. And because your dad is super cool and the best wrestler your mom has ever been with–I mean, gone up against, she tries to do that thing where she fakes being hurt so I let my guard down and she can tackle me, get the upper hand.” “Oh,” Is all Penny says, eyebrows unpinching as she purses her lips making them duck like. “Did she get you?”

Eddie raises an eyebrow, tip of his tongue swirling around his canine tooth, “Towards the end, yeah. She pinned me pretty good.” Yeah, you were so gonna get it. You'd be . . . brawling tonight and there was no way he'd be letting you up.

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[queenimmadolla]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT86rCR45/ Penny and Wayne

Penny loves and wants all the attention from everyone meanwhile baby Wayne just wants to sit on his favorite persons lap and veg out

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks that would be El holding Baby Wayne for the first time lol

You had an inkling El was fascinated with babies by the way she used to stare at Penny whenever you brought her to get togethers, but she’d always shy away from holding her—and the one time she did, she’d been stiff, fearful of dropping your baby. But she made Penny laugh with funny faces from afar, happy to play with her hands and feet, give her tickles when she was in someone else’s arms.

With baby Wayne, she’s more confident, Jane has grown herself. So, she’s ready to hold the baby.

Only, he whines and whimpers until she just lays him down like that, on his belly over her lap, and he’s chill. Vibing. Drooling on her skin and content. Little coos are slipping past his lips.

And El is so baffled, sending you and Eddie confused looks, “What’s wrong with him?”

Since Eddie’s a little shit, he immediately starts badgering her, “You finally hold my baby, and you break him? I’m kidding—I don’t know, he’s weird. Tickle behind his knee really quick.”

And she does, letting out a little scream when baby Wayne flails all four of his limbs in in the air, still belly down in surprise, almost as if he were buffering.

You swat Eddie when he falls out of his chair, heaving with hysterical laughter.

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Could we get more baby Wayne? 🥺

ask and you shall receive. love our little grump ♡ (dad!Eddie Munson and his baby boy, Wayne) ─ part of the pennyverse

“What?” Eddie cooed down at the small, scrunched up face staring back up at him.

The baby in his grasp grunted back up at him, loud and opinionated as his barely-there eyebrows pulled together. Eddie chuckled, settling further back into the couch. Wayne, his son (named after the most important male figure in his life) had just eaten and you handed him over to Eddie to be burped. After doing exactly that and spitting up on his dad, his baby hadn’t gone into a milk coma as expected. He’d been obviously milk drunk, eyes nearly rolled to the back of his head, lids almost closed when Eddie made a comment about him being a big softie, regardless of how disgruntled his son’s resting face appeared. 

Baby Wayne did not like to be called out. He snapped right to attention, mouth dropping open to yell at his dad, much to Eddie’s amusement. “You know I’m right. That’s why you’re mad.” Eddie had him cradled in the crook of his arm, gently bouncing him. Wayne grunted in protest again, fists curled over his onesie covered chest as Eddie adjusted the blanket around him. “I didn’t say there was anything wrong with it! Just means you’re like me.”

Eddie leaned in close, despite you being at the table, feeding Penny; therefore, out of hearing range. “I’m a pretty big softie, too. Don’t tell anyone.” Wayne cooed that time, as if to tell his dad his secret was safe with him. His eyebrows relaxed as he kept his big, brown eyed gaze on Eddie. “You’re like your mom, too.” Eddie offered his son one of his fingers and the infant took it into his grasp without breaking eye contact, gripping onto it with all the might in his one month old body. Wayne’s tongue prodded at his lower lip before he was letting out another coo. “Yeah, you are. ‘Cause she snaps awake to yell at me when I say something she doesn’t like, too.” As if he knew what his dad was saying, Wayne’s cooing turned to an angry grunt again. Eddie laughed, raising his baby to eye level with him (he’d never tire of the way Wayne’s tiny body curled back, scrunching as he was lifted). Wayne looked thoroughly bewildered by the whole conversation, letting out a couple of little squeaks as he was moved. “I love it, though. I love you.” Eddie mumbled, bringing him in to press a couple of kisses to his soft, sweet smelling cheek. Wayne didn’t protest, affection being something he seemed to thoroughly enjoy despite his personality developing into a seemingly grumpy one. After everything he’d been through in his short life so far, born prematurely in nonideal circumstances and housed in an incubator, away from his family, Eddie would let him be as grumpy as he wanted to be. He’d just make sure to shower him with love every chance he got. 

When Eddie pulled away, he caught sight of the gummy, close-eyed smile (and the dimple that matched his) Wayne just had to express. Eddie would like to believe it was because of their bonding. He knew the truth, though.

“You just shit yourself, didn’t you?”

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Eddie with Penny cause thats his BESTIE https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JEcqXC/

Eddie is SWOOPING her right out of time out, cooing about his sweet little penny and how his baby can do nothing wrong, she’s just a cute little honeybun with big sparkly brown eyes and she’s clinging to him, his shirt balled up in her chunky little fist, tears still clinging to her unfairly long lashes as she pouts at you, feelings so obviously hurt as if you just kicked her out of the house rather than sit her in her playpen for five minutes, while Eddie pretends to scold you after smooshing kiss after kiss into Penny’s round, still baby fat filled cheeks.

“Is mommy bullying you, again, sweetpea?”

“She was yanking the kitchen drawers out, again, Eddie!”

“What I’m hearing right now, baby—love of my love—my soulmate—mother of my offspring—mi amor, is that our gifted child was attempting to decorate our home in a more maximalistic way, and you were not nearly appreciative enough.”

“You’re cleaning it up now.”

“Yes, dear.”

and he looks so cute with her that you let him getaway with it 🙄 sometimes.

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Penny has beef with Dustin, btw, because he drinks her juice whenever he comes over and lies to her about it. she’s eddie’s kid though, so she’s determined to catch him, leaves little marks on the jug and carton to see how much of it has been consumed. Dustin will excuse himself from hellfire to go raid your fridge and the minute he sits back down, penny is up and going for the kitchen. it’s so hilarious to Eddie. this goes on for years, but penny can play the waiting game. when she starts getting capri suns and he starts stealing those, it gets personal.

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I can just imagine Eddie and reader making a rule for penny that if she swears she spends two minutes in time out and penny being penny would make sure everyone in the house upholds that rule.

Eddie swears? Penny’s telling him off with a pointed finger and walking him to the time out chair.

Reader swears? Penny is kindly but firmly telling her that’s not okay and making her sit in the chair for like 4 seconds before she forgives her.

Grandpa Wayne swears? Penny has tears in her eyes explaining the rules because she can’t bend the rules even for grandpa. and grandpa Wayne agrees but takes the chair outside to have his time out time alone with a cigarette.

Don’t even get penny started if Dustin swears. All that revenge from him taking her drinks is coming back. Basically Dustin has to play DND on the time out chair with how often it happens.

Dustin will try to scoot his chair over to the table but Penny won’t allow it, planting her little self in front of him with her arms crossed. And when Dustin looks over to Eddie for help, he doesn’t even glance in their direction.

“You do the crime, you do the time, Henderson. You’re not special.”

bonus, penny when she has to send grandpa wayne to timeout:

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Today at the swimming pool I work at a bunch of dads brought their babies AND OMG IT WAS CUTENESS OVERLOAD! All I could think about was Eddie lathered in sunscreen to the point he looks like a ghost and wearing one of those huge sun hats cuz the last thing he wants is to get sunburned (and he acts like a damn vampire the way he hates the sun) holding pretty baby penny in her adorable little swimsuit while mom sits at the edge of the pool with baby Waynie, kicking her feet in the water and making sure he’s alright while he splashes his little baby fists in the water and laughs at the way the water jumps. And then when they get home, despite his best efforts, Eddie gets a nasty sunburn and reader just spends the rest of the night rubbing aloe on him and kissing his shoulder when he hisses at her touch. I literally love my fictional family so much 🥹🥹

the way i was about to run down the stairs to make some popcorn bc this idea alone had me expecting a fic 😭

Oh my goodness, this made my heart so happy! I love imagining outings for this little family. Now, if we’re talking the community pool, Penny would be so afraid to go into it alone, and while Eddie actually HATES the community pool (bc of the large amounts of people + he burns so damn easily, and he doesn’t tan—he turns pink), he’ll do anything for Penny so he takes her in, yes she is decked out in the cutest swimsuit and pink floaties, and plays with her to keep her amused and keep her from drinking the disgusting pool water bc she keeps doing that. But he is constantly dragging her back over to mama and baby Wayne so he can reapply sunscreen whenever he’s paranoid that it’s washed off. This man almost goes through an entire bottle in a single trip.

And mom and Waynie 🥹 imagine playing with our little baby, letting him slap the water with his chunky little hands, his little squeals and laughs when the water splashes him back and then getting him used to the water! You’d start by getting his hair wet, which he doesn’t mind too much, and then holding your breath with him while you dunk the two of you underwater and when you come up a second later, you’re waiting for his reaction to see if he’ll cry—meaning you’ll have to get him used to it a little more and comfort him—but he just looks a little confused before he starts smiling that gummy smile so you do it again and when you come up this time, after blinking the water from his eyes, he’s laughing that magical baby laugh 😭🩵 our little water baby ♡

Eddie will always end up with a sunburn at the end of the day, no matter what, which is why he HATES going to the community pool. He ends up spread out on the couch, face down while you coddle him with aloe vera and a kiss or seventeen, and try to keep penny from pressing her hand onto her daddy’s skin because she’s just so fascinated with how her palm print shows up on his reddened skin when she does lol

If it’s the pool at their apartment complex, Eddie is full on playing mermaids with Penny

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ive just seen a tweet that gave me major penny vibes 😭

‘aunty i need help’

‘what with?’

‘the swan’

there was a swan in their living area 🫣

this cracked me up because it’s something I’ve thought about writing before just not with a swan. we’ve got a goose problem in my area during this time of year and those bitches are annoying and mean, so I changed it a little to match up since this ask is too much of a sign for me to ignore, hope you like it!

Duck, Duck, Goose

(dad!eddie munson x mom!reader fluff)

part of the pennyverse

“Mom.”

“Mom.”

“Mama.”

“Mommy.”

“Mom.”

Finally, Penny got tired of simply calling for you, choosing to reach out and poke you repeatedly as well.

You stirred with a groan, shifting around in the bed to face where she stood at your side. It was difficult but you pried an eye open to peer at her and she looked innocent enough.

You’d been taking a nap (first sign that something was wrong, you weren’t ever woken up from your naps to something normal) after having unpacked the last box, making this little house officially the Munson home. Well, kind of. With Corroded Coffin finally catching some attention, you and Eddie hadn’t wanted to buy an actual house yet or set down permanent roots in case (and god, you hoped it would happen) something big happened to them. So, after about two years of renting an apartment, you simply switched to renting a house. 

Of course that meant you had to go through the annoyance that was moving again, and with two kids.  You loved them but they were essentially useless in the process.

Wayne, having learned how to walk and clumsily run about, in his excitement had even managed to knock over an entire box of fragile items the other day. Eddie was distracting him, playing a couple of songs outside on the porch swing with him in his lap while you got the last of your stuff settled. 

You thought you could squeeze in a half hour of rest, but apparently not. 

“What is it, Pen?”

“I need help.”

“With what?” You sighed, pushing yourself up out of bed. You’d switched into some sleep shorts earlier and figured she’d spilled some juice or something, so pajamas would suffice.

“The swan.”

You should have been paying attention to what she was saying but you were too distracted, having noticed Wayne was by her side. He was too small to appear unless you looked over the high bed or got up. Wasn’t he supposed to be with Eddie?

“Where’s your dad?” You asked, brows furrowing in concern. 

Wayne just grinned, putting his fingers in his mouth (another habit he picked up from Eddie). 

“Owsigh.”

“Let’s go find him then.” You ran a hand through his ‘curl hawk’, as Eddie had dubbed it, while you slipped past him. Penny found it oddly important to be ahead of you so she ran from the room before you could make it to the door.

Wayne trailed behind you, babbling nothing in particular. He and Penny were proving to be opposites. She’d taken to words faster than she’d taken to motor skills while Wayne had an easier time with his motor skills than he did with talking. He’d simply been watching Eddie pace around the living room one day when he’d decided to stand up and walk, toddling after him. There was no real error, either, just surprisingly calculated footsteps. He’d been a little clumsy—that was to be expected—but for the most part he didn’t really fall. He refused to say much, though, only voicing things when pointing failed him.

Penny stood at the end of the hallway which led into the living room, blinking lazily.

You were about to ask her what was wrong when you happened to glance into the living room, once, twice and then shrieked, backing up until your back hit the wall.

“PENNY!”

“What?”

“Why is there a wild animal in my living room!?”

“‘S a swan.”

“No, it is not!”

There was no graceful looking swan in your living room, just a big, ugly canadian goose slowly moseying its way around the coffee table like it owned the place. 

It turned its head in your direction, its beady eyes looking at you, probably, and you shrieked again. You heard the sound of hurried footsteps outside before Eddie appeared from the very much so open front door, looking slightly disheveled. 

“What’s wrong?” He demanded, eyes roaming over you, Penny and Wayne to make sure none of you were harmed.

You jabbed a finger in the direction of the bird, just standing and staring at you menacingly.

“Oh, what the fuck? Oh, shit. Daddy said bad words, don’t say those.” Eddie scratched the back of his head as he stared at the goose occupying his living room. “How the heck did that get in here?”

“I was about to ask you that.” You hissed, glaring at him. 

“Don’t look at me, I fell asleep on the porch swing with Wayne.” You directed a pointed look at the two year old behind you. “Well, he was with me!”

“She came in.” Penny chirped, brushing a curl out of her face.

You both turned to her.

“What?” Eddie asked, crouching down so he was closer to eye level with her.

“The swan. She was waiting outside, so I let her in.” Penny was referring to your porch door. One of the reasons you liked the house so much was because of the porch, it was closed off and secured with screens and a door so you could let the kids out for some fresh air without them wandering off.

“Penny, what have we told you about opening the door?” Eddie chided with a frown, not at all entertained with the idea of his little girl letting people in after drilling her about stranger danger.

“Not to open it for strangers. But I didn’t, daddy. She’s a swan. Not a people.” Penny seemed almost smug about having outsmarted him. 

Eddie was baffled, mouth opening and closing as he struggled for a response.

“Baby, that’s a goose, not a swan.” It was the only thing he could think of.

“Oh.” Immediately, Penny seemed less interested in it, rolling her eyes.

The goose squawked, flapping its wings as it hopped onto your coffee table.

“Eddie get that stupid duck out of here!” You yelled, fearing for the cleanliness of your furniture. You’d clean up after your kids’ accidents but not some bird’s.

“‘S a goose, mom.”

“Yes, I know that, Penny.”

“You called it a duck.”

“Baby, are you afraid of the duck?” Eddie turned his attention to you, brown eyes alight with mirth.

“‘S a goose.”

“No! I am not afraid of the duck! I just—it’s gonna poop on the table! Get it out!”

“Gus.” This time Wayne mumbled, squatting down to mimic his dad as he observed the bird.

“Oh, but I think you are. Tell you what, you just admit it, and I’ll get it out of the house.” Eddie stood back up and leaned against the wall with a smirk.

“I told you I’m not afraid.” You glowered, eyes darting from Eddie to the stupid goose.

“Then go pick it up and put it outside.” You were surprised Eddie’s face didn’t just split in half with how wide his smirk was, even Penny was giggling at your expense.

“Fine!”

“Fine.”

“I will.”

“Okay.”

“I’ll do it.”

“Then go do it.”

You huffed and slowly made your way to the goose, halting every time its attention was on you, the sound of your family snickering in the background. When it went back to looking around at its surroundings you leaned down and reached out only to jump back with a scream as it craned it’s neck around to hiss (how the fuck could a bird hiss???) and snap its beak at your hands. 

You ran back to Eddie, cowering in his arms with your face hidden in his chest as it shook with laughter. Penny was laughing so hard she’d fallen over, feet kicking against the ground and Wayne had joined her, clutching his little tummy as he squirmed around with glee.

“My poor baby,” Eddie pressed his lips to your forehead, grinning against it as he tried to calm himself enough to speak. “Is the bird being mean to you?”

You didn’t respond, just burrowed your face further into the soft material of his hoodie as you nodded.

“It’s okay. I’ll protect you.” He gave you a squeeze, hand reaching down to pat your ass before he stepped around you to handle the bird. You watched, as he easily grabbed it, tucking its wings in and gripping its beaks so it couldn’t move its head around, then he disappeared outside and returned a few moments later,  smug and without the goose.

Penny and Wayne’s roaring laughter had dulled down to giggling as they stared up at you, looking like they’d almost exhausted themselves with it.

“I don’t want to hear a single word.” You warned him as he neared you, sporting a devilish smirk.

It wasn’t Eddie you had to be worried about, Penny made a large squawking sound behind you, astoundingly similar to that stupid goose’s and you practically leaped into Eddie’s arms, setting them all off again.

This time you joined them, a hand over your eyes as Eddie held you.

“New rule, Penny. You are so not allowed to open doors that unlock anymore.” 

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just sending you a lil headcanon for waynie baby, i hope that’s ok!

when he’s still in the hospital, he hates having his blood taken and gets really upset about it, eddie notices how much it upsets you so suggests you go check in with penny and he’ll stay and support wayne 🤧

not only is it okay, but I’m gonna expand upon it because you have created art

oh my god, this headcanon has my whole HEART!

Your son’s whimpers turned into wails after the kind nurse had pierced his skin with the needle, those pretty eyes of his squeezed shut and mouth wide open to let the world know he was upset, so much that his little body was shaking with it and his tiny hands were curled in protest. You couldn’t help but cry, feeling helpless even though you were aware this wouldn’t last long nor was it to harm him. But the fact that your baby was crying, essentially screaming for help and you couldn’t do much for him, upset you on levels you couldn’t deal with, you blamed it on your currently out of whack hormones. Eddie had immediately clocked the tears pooling down your cheeks, wiped them away and asked you if you wanted to take Penny (who was staring, petrified, at the nurse as though she’d be her next victim) downstairs to the cafeteria.

You’d readily agreed after he’d reassured you he’d stay with Wayne. Once you and Penny were gone, he’d keep trying to talk to Wayne, despite his wailing drowning him out, cooing softly to sooth him.

“Honey, you’re breaking my heart. I know, I know, it didn’t feel nice. Aw, my poor baby, it’s okay. Daddy’s here, I’ll make the pain go away.” Eddie slipped his finger into the bassinet Wayne had been briefly moved into, finger stroking over his son’s soft cheek. Wayne’s wails died down, breaths hitching as he blinked his eyes open owlishly to stare—squint—up at Eddie.

When the nurse had finished drawing blood, placing a small spot shaped band-aid over the sore spot, she’d offered to let Eddie do some skin-to-skin as an apology to Wayne. He’d fussed a little after Eddie’d taken his shirt off and lifted him from the bassinet, but all protesting seized the moment he was settled against Eddie’s chest. Wayne was silent, breaths evening out as Eddie gently rubbed his back, his dad almost thought he’d fallen asleep until he craned his neck down and around to catch a glimpse of his face; the baby was still awake, eyes staring off into the distance as he focused on Eddie’s heartbeat along with the rise and fall of his chest.

While the two of them waited for your return, Eddie found this to be the perfect time to introduce him to DND—yes, he knew he’d have to re-introduce him when he was older but he was trying to bond with his son—telling him all about the different classes and races and how, despite what Dustin thinks, Alignment has EVERYTHING to do with Background.

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i just got off vacation with some of my family, and my nephew finds the most mundane things funny, like when he sneezes and i tell him “bless you” he’s busting his gut laughing

but i found out today when I asked him for a kiss just to see if he knew what it was, he thought it was the funniest thing ever and would bonk his head against my face so i would give him one and he laughed his ass off vivi I kid you not and I think that’s baby Wayne I love both those boys so much 🥹especially since you made that little drabble about how much potato baby loves us

but contrarily. I think Penny is the other way around. She thinks it’s the funniest thing ever to ask Eddie for a kiss and then turn away at the last second and obviously we think it’s hilarious but Eddie just wanted to love his itty bitty pretty one who’s not so itty bitty anymore 😭😭

sometimes kids are nice! not nice enough to make me want to have one, but nice nonetheless!

Wayne would go in for a bonk, especially when he wants a kiss. Hel-lo! You’re holding him and yet you’re not pressing kiss after kiss to his face even though you know he starts shrieking with mirth when you do that, so happy and filled with love for his mommy???? It’s a crime, and the punishment for it is he rams his head against the lower half of your face to get his kisses on his own 😤

Penny’s a little shit when it comes to teasing and playing with you guys, obviously she doesn’t know eddie’s playing pretend when he does it, but she needs to see him curled up in the fetal position on the ground, (fake) sobbing because she’s refused to give him kisses (after yanking on the leg of his pants and puckering her lips to convey what she wanted from her daddy) for her to finally be like ‘ight’.

don’t even mention the topic of penny growing up around Eddie. it legitimately bothers him so much. Slipping Through My Fingers is your official mommy-daughter song with Penny, but when he’s actively aware of how fast Penny is growing up—has those moments of startling clarity, Eddie likes to go on a drive, and he’ll pop in a special mixtape he made (Penny for Your Thoughts written with black sharpie on the box, iykyk) with songs that make him think of her and when he gets to the guitar solo of Slipping Though My Fingers he is full on crying because he’s absolutely devastated that his baby is growing up but so proud at the same time, it’s very bittersweet 😭

And you can always tell when one of his drives was a Penny Drive so you immediately get her so the two of you can offer Eddie some comfort cuddles, and Penny, who just thinks her dad is sad, will tell him over and over how much she loves her daddy. He ends up hiding his face in her hair and crying again.

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This headcanon inspired by my adorable nephew. Recently hes been learning about giving kisses and saying yes and no and usually what will happen is you ask him “Ollie can I get a kiss?” And he grins and shakes his head no just Eddie trying to get kisses from baby penny and she shakes her head no and Ofcourse, being Eddie his response is extremely dramatic lmaoo. But then on the offchance she does say yes and actually gives him a kiss, he is equally dramatically happy

One of my nephews does that to me when he’s feeling like being a punk lol

It’s the cutest thing ever and Penny would definitely do that to Eddie.

Once she starts being playful and thinking on her own rather than simply prompted by whatever you say, she starts to mimic your behavior. She’s seen you deny Eddie his kisses (playfully of course, you ain’t no fool) and the teasing you’d do to each other after so when Eddie would ask her for a kiss—fully expecting her to give him one because she’s yet to deny him—he’s stunned in amusement when she smiles, tip of her tongue poking out my from between her lips as she leans away with a shake of her head.

“Excuse me?” Eddie asks, eyebrows pulled together and lips already breaking out into a wide smile as he catches on to what his baby girl is doing.

When she remains silent, still not leaning in but grinning, he lets out the most dramatic gasp, hands flying to his chest as he lets himself crumble to the ground which sends you and Penny into a fit of giggles.

He lays there on the ground, eyes closed and tongue out of his mouth for that extra oh, he’s dead effect. Eddie hears the rustle of her diaper as she climbs down from her perch on the couch, and he’s smirks, smug at the fact she was about to come and kiss him back to life.

Except she doesn’t. When he hears her toddle right past him, he opens his eyes and watches her waddle up to your legs instead, hands reaching up and making grabby hands.

Penny smirks at him when you lift her up and his mouth drops wide open, the dramatic gasp one hundred percent real this time. When she leans in to give you a kiss, holding eye contact with him, Eddie shoots up and marches right over, eyes still alight with mirth because his baby was playing with him! She was teasing him all on her own!!!!!

“I know exactly what you’re up to, little pretty one! You’re trying to make me jealous.” Eddie scoffs and scoops her out of your arms, holding her face up to his as he gives her an unimpressed look, “Well, guess what? It’s working.”

Then proceeds to cover his giggling daughter’s face in loud, smacking kisses.

God, I love them.

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thinking about Eddie bothering the fuck out of your newborn daughter, Penny, because she’s napping, all swaddled up so Eddie can’t see if she’s breathing, can’t make out the rise and fall of her chest meaning he’s got to gently poke and prod at her face only she’s ridiculously still so he panics and jostles her a little (not enough to cause her even an ounce of harm) but it’s enough to get a grunt of anger out of her. he’s just relieved his baby is still breathing so she’ll get a kiss to her little soft nose and some cuddling time with daddy while he rocks her back to sleep ♡ (those first few months of her existence, her naps are disturbed in the same manner because Eddie’s anxious lol)

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