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Serpent Hunt Liveblog
Fucking loving the post-apocalyptic aesthetic of everything. The vibes are great.
BEEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY ARE BACK
OH GOD I REALLY THOUGHT BEEBOP CALLED HIM "BIG ASS" FOR A SECOND
I didn't understand a single word Roacksteady said just then
Ewww mold an cockroaches?
Sheesh BeeBop your THROAT be CAREFUL
And they were comrades...
Never turn into "freak" huh? Hehehe the power of Knowing TMNT
BeeBop. Chill. Quiet down. Alien's hunting you, remember? Oh god his pre-song laugh, fuck is he okay? Is that why he turns into a warthog, he laughs like one squeals?
The new outfits being in the intro is such a fucking lie, dudes, they better come back, no matter how dumb Raph's is
Awwwwww Mikey drew pictures for the wall! Adorable!
Yeah I can't blame you Splinter, you're like. You've had enough trauma for a million lifetimes.
YAY THEY GOT DONNIE MORE CHEMICAL STUFF YESSSSSSS pfffft and Mikey's TV
YAY THEY GOT SPLINTER'S PICTURES
A little cramped, April it's way bigger than your apa- oooooooh you're thing with Casey. What, did it get worse since the last episode? The show needs to drop this.
Oh Splinter misses her so bad...
Out there alone risking losing her humanity? On-on what basis does he think this?
Feral Splinter and Mutated Karai passing each other in the street like that Umbrella Academy Five driving by Viktor meme
WHY- AGAIN WITH THE NINJAS ONLY SHIT LEO APRIL HAS MIND POWERS IF KARAI IS FERAL APRIL CAN HELP CURE IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE THE WORST LEADER YOU'RE ONLY 15 SO IT'S FINE BUT GOD USE YOUR BRAINS AND WHY DID NO-ONE ELSE SPEAK UP ABOUT IT EITHER
YEAH LEO WHY YOU GOTTA PENT UP CASEY'S RAGE
Pffffffff they can't help making snake puns, love it.
CAT
Well yeah, Donnie, I'd be more surprised if you didn't pick up trace amounts of mutagen DNA. How do his goggles pick that up from there- MIKEY STOP EATING THE SCALESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT RAPH IS JUST SO DISAPPINTED LOOKING
F-funky fresh? Better hunter than your brother? Butt-nasty skin? I love these two SLEEPY NAP TIME
TURTLE FACE- HAAAAAA THEY USED MOTHER RUSSIA AS A REPLACEMENT FOR MOTHERFUCKER
"1987 called, it wants it's jumpsuit back!" Now that right there is an excellent meta reference.
Oh they broke BeeBop his noises have become unpleasant- is he dancing away from the shuriken- ROCKSTEADY HAS A FUCKING GATTLING GUN oh a very slow-firing one though they should be fine
Mikey's talking to Karai, interesting
Stop making Michael Jackson noises BeeBop- yeah Donnie agrees with me they're not needed
YES MIKEY OH NO MIKEY
I guess BeeBop just has to make annoying noises or he'll die. I relate to that.
HIS KNUCKLES ARE A HAMMER AND SI- THEY KNOW THE SOVIET UNION WAS DISSOLVED A WHILE BEFORE THIS SHOW, RIGHT?!?!?!?!
OH FUCK HE MOUNCED MIKEY- RAPH HAS THE SICKLE STAMPED ON HIS FOREHEAD
Who're you talkin' to Rahzar?
PFFFFFF DONNIE NINJA RUNNING WITH THE DUMB GOGGLES
YESSSS MIKEY SHOW THEM UP
Wow Karai is slimy I guess
Oh yeah scream her name very loudly with Kraang right outside GOOD PLAN GUYS
YEAH SEE I TOLD YOU NO SHIT THEY SAME IN
YESSSSSSS KARAI SLAUGHTER THEM GIRL
Oh he was talking to Xever earlier
Anddd there she goes- MIKEY WITH THE FAN MOVE FOR HIS CHUCKS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
WHY IS XEVER RIDING A MOTORCYLCE- OH SO BEEBOP CAN STEAL IT OKAY
I love that Rocksteady likes the motorcycle to- I SWEAR TO GOD HE'S SAYING "BIG ASS"
SPY ROACH SPY ROACH
OH THAT WAS SICK AS HELL THEY APPEARED WITH THE LIGHTNING- Leo baby you're facing the wrong direction
Don't act all upset that she's got a thing around her neck, you locked her in a dungeon. I'll fucking shred you with your own blades.
OH GEE HE DECIDED TO ATTACK INSTEAD OF MAKING A DEAL WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
OH DAMN LEO'S MAKING DEATH THREATS
OH MIKEY GOT A GOOD HIT ON SHREDDER
PFFFFFFFF HE'S USING HER AS A SHEILD- BEEBOP HAS HIP LASERS?!?!?!?!?! XEVER SAYING BEEBOP TALKS TOO MUCH?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS
Pfff Xever is on fire with the sass right now
DO NOT SHOUT HER NAME YOU DON'T DESERVE TO DO THAT
OH THIS LEO-SHREDDER RIGH IS FUCKING AESOME
DONNIE HAS THE BO BLADE OUT YES
I guess she's an aquatic snake
RAISED AND CARED FOR AFTER YOU KIDNAPPED HER YOU BITCH
Ahhhh and here comes Warthog and Rhino forms, just like Stockman said he was working on before he was mutated
Like ten years means anything to Shredder
Dear lord this man can hit some high fuckin' notes
GOD THEY MAKE THE MUTATIONS LOOK SO PAINFUL- OH WHAT A WASTE OF MUTAGEN though I guess with the Kraang hookup it doesn't matter
These two should be thankful they still look pretty closeto how they did. If they knew about Snakeweed and Tomithy and Spiderbytes they might be a little more like "Ooof... could've been a lot worse..."
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so sorry for going through half your blog and reblogging it pffff you do have excellent tastes in media and media analysis though
pffffff it's fine lmao
I do it to people all the time! ^_^ (as recent reblog patterns might evince o3o;;)
I'm just glad you're enjoying the collection :3
#asterisk narrates#I do try lmao#...admittedly to cater nigh exclusively to my own tastes#but I'm very happy to share ^_^#asterisk answers
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Christmas Eve Eve Stream
Knock Out8:05:20 PM
LOCKED THE ROOM
Knock Out8:07:23 PM
UNLOCKED THE ROOM
thenightetc8:08:27 PM
Hello!
Knock Out8:08:35 PM
Hello there!
Knock Out8:08:58 PM
Extremities crossed that this works.
thenightetc8:09:19 PM
It does seem to work better than Discord, at least
Blythe18:09:44 PM
hi all, merry wotsit
thenightetc8:09:53 PM
merry christmas eve eve!
Knock Out8:10:02 PM
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thenightetc8:10:20 PM @ 00:17
I'm seeing it!
thenightetc8:10:25 PM @ 00:22
Video and audio okay
Knock Out8:10:32 PM @ 00:28
So far so good!
thenightetc8:11:19 PM @ 01:16
So tasteful!
Knock Out8:11:46 PM @ 01:42
Oomper-Loompers.
thenightetc8:11:58 PM @ 01:55
Oh god
thenightetc8:13:05 PM @ 03:01
He knows what he did.
thenightetc8:14:57 PM @ 04:54
God.
thenightetc8:15:50 PM @ 05:45
Just the tip.
Blythe18:16:10 PM @ 04:49
Just the tip, oh god.
thenightetc8:17:29 PM @ 07:25
Ohoho
thenightetc8:18:41 PM @ 08:37
You know, I feel like that would be less disappointing than the other two
Blythe18:18:56 PM @ 07:35
Is it wrong that I'd actually play the Frasieropoly, but only if I can be the little dog
Knock Out8:19:15 PM @ 09:11
Otherwise, what's the point?
thenightetc8:19:48 PM @ 09:44
God.
thenightetc8:20:16 PM @ 10:11
COVID.
Blythe18:20:23 PM @ 09:02
Awww, it is a very good boy doggo
Blythe18:21:28 PM @ 10:08
I feel this bit would hit more if I actually knew the song
thenightetc8:21:38 PM @ 11:35
Just a bit, maybe.
thenightetc8:22:02 PM @ 11:59
Kind of tree you make if you have a naughty cat.
Blythe18:22:26 PM @ 11:05
Most dangerous plug? Did he use the male-male power cord, the cord of death?
Knock Out8:22:51 PM @ 12:47
Sometimes the most dangerous plugs are the most fun.
Knock Out8:23:34 PM
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Blythe18:24:00 PM @ 00:25
There better be real sock puppets here.
thenightetc8:24:34 PM @ 00:59
We know there won't be.
Blythe18:25:00 PM @ 01:24
I was promised sock puppets, this is worst eX Mas ever.
Blythe18:29:21 PM @ 05:45
Always pay your protection money
thenightetc8:31:05 PM @ 07:29
RIP their dinner.
Knock Out8:31:29 PM @ 07:54
That was all the protein they could expect for the month.
Blythe18:32:02 PM @ 08:26
Trapped like some sort of Mech in a Wall, only its a floor.
Knock Out8:32:16 PM @ 08:41
Which isn't nearly as fun.
thenightetc8:32:28 PM @ 08:52
Pffffff
Blythe18:36:04 PM @ 12:30
I could use one of those books, I have no idea what kwanza is. I only ever see it in American shows.
thenightetc8:38:16 PM @ 14:40
A ham dinner with mayonnaise… :(
thenightetc8:38:52 PM @ 15:17
Heheheh
Blythe18:39:59 PM @ 16:23
Still sounds a better dinner than the olive and cream cheese sandwich from Invincible
Knock Out8:42:18 PM @ 18:42
None of the things you all eat sound appealing to me.
thenightetc8:42:28 PM @ 18:53
I always love that line.
thenightetc8:44:32 PM @ 20:57
Play santa again and I'll kill you next year.
Blythe18:44:43 PM @ 21:08
Ho-ho-ho
Knock Out8:44:56 PM
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thenightetc8:45:18 PM @ 00:20
Ooooo!
thenightetc8:45:24 PM @ 00:26
I didn't know they made it into a series!
thenightetc8:46:16 PM @ 01:17
The Gang Steals Christmas
thenightetc8:48:49 PM @ 03:50
Hahah, excellent
Knock Out8:48:59 PM @ 04:01
Didn't this movie make enough money that they could have put a little more love into this?
thenightetc8:49:42 PM @ 04:43
The animation is a little off, but… eh.
Blythe18:50:02 PM @ 00:00
I'm afraid I've lost the stream here.
Knock Out8:50:22 PM @ 05:25
The voices if nothing else.
Knock Out8:50:34 PM
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Knock Out8:50:43 PM @ 00:07
Better?
thenightetc8:51:02 PM @ 00:25
It looks fine on my end.
thenightetc8:51:07 PM @ 00:30
Try reloading, Blythe1?
Blythe18:51:31 PM @ 00:00
It must be my internet, I just get stills from whatever is on KO's screen at the time of refresh
thenightetc8:51:55 PM @ 01:18
WOW
Blythe18:52:12 PM @ 00:00
Ah well. It was nice catching up. Have a Merry Christmas everyone.
thenightetc8:52:26 PM @ 01:50
Awwww. You, too
Knock Out8:52:43 PM @ 02:06
It might pick up after this one.
Knock Out8:53:08 PM @ 02:32
Merry Christmas to you too!
thenightetc8:54:19 PM @ 03:43
I feel like they've kind of lost track of their goals, here
Knock Out8:54:41 PM @ 04:04
They do that.
thenightetc8:55:27 PM @ 04:51
PFFF
Knock Out8:58:43 PM @ 08:07
They spray artificial snow over the city and poison the water supply.
thenightetc8:58:54 PM @ 08:17
Merry christmas!
thenightetc8:59:56 PM @ 09:20
She said FIVE.
Knock Out9:00:25 PM @ 09:50
This is a very easily led city.
Knock Out9:01:09 PM @ 10:33
There, he's killed everyone.
thenightetc9:01:15 PM @ 10:40
What kind of snocone machine is that, anyway?
thenightetc9:01:56 PM @ 11:21
:'(
Knock Out9:04:41 PM @ 14:05
I wish this looked and sounded better than it does.
thenightetc9:04:48 PM @ 14:13
I love that their santabot just has a flamethrower built in
Mimic9:05:09 PM @ 00:27
Hello!
Knock Out9:05:12 PM @ 14:37
It's not a proper Santabot without one.
Knock Out9:05:16 PM @ 14:40
Hello there!
thenightetc9:05:16 PM @ 14:40
Hello!
Mimic9:06:29 PM @ 01:47
Yeeeeeah, this tracks
Zephra859:06:37 PM @ 00:09
I'M HERE
Knock Out9:06:42 PM @ 16:05
Zephra human!
Knock Out9:06:46 PM @ 16:11
Hello!
Zephra859:06:52 PM @ 00:24
Knock Out!!! I've missed you!!!
Knock Out9:07:01 PM @ 16:25
It's been a while!
Zephra859:07:37 PM @ 01:10
Just a wee bit
Knock Out9:07:48 PM
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Knock Out9:08:22 PM
Just in time for Rifftrax.
Knock Out9:08:30 PM
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Zephra859:08:30 PM
Wow you can tell the multiverse has gone quiet, there's only a few of us here
thenightetc9:08:33 PM @ 00:02
Excellent
Zephra859:08:37 PM @ 00:06
Nice
Knock Out9:08:59 PM @ 00:27
It's bittersweet, but at least we still have this!
Zephra859:09:09 PM @ 00:37
True indeed!
thenightetc9:09:38 PM @ 01:06
god
thenightetc9:09:42 PM @ 01:10
matchcoin
thenightetc9:10:52 PM @ 02:20
W. What
thenightetc9:11:50 PM @ 03:18
"And then the match went out and it all disappeared"
Mimic9:12:12 PM @ 01:09
My first decree is to invade Canada!”
Knock Out9:12:17 PM @ 03:45
Hired goons?
Zephra859:12:31 PM @ 03:58
I'm still reeling over matchcoin, that joke slayed me
Mimic9:13:30 PM @ 02:26
There is no bottom depth on weirdness here
thenightetc9:14:00 PM @ 05:27
Oh, jeez. So they uh. ARE going that way
Knock Out9:14:18 PM @ 05:46
We're watching the Disney version after this, just to wash the taste of this one away.
Zephra859:14:21 PM @ 05:50
… oh… oh god is this metaphor going where it looks like??
thenightetc9:15:31 PM @ 06:59
They'r eplaying that Christmas Dream song
Knock Out9:17:29 PM
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Zephra859:17:42 PM @ 00:11
So, she huddled up in a cold alley, using her own 'products' to induce hallucinations, before dying from exposure???
thenightetc9:17:57 PM @ 00:26
But she went to heaven, so it's all good!
thenightetc9:18:01 PM @ 00:31
It's a happy story!
Mimic9:18:10 PM @ 00:38
That’s how the story traditionally goes
Knock Out9:18:15 PM @ 00:46
Here's a superior version.
Zephra859:18:20 PM @ 00:49
THAT METAPHOR IS NOT SUBTLE.
Zephra859:18:45 PM @ 01:15
Real talk: that was my first time seeing anything about 'The Little Match Girl'
Mimic9:18:49 PM @ 01:18
Imho Hogfather has the best version.
Zephra859:18:52 PM @ 01:21
I've only ever heard the title before
Knock Out9:19:16 PM @ 01:46
This one was mine.
Zephra859:19:32 PM @ 02:01
The animation is so nice here!!
Mimic9:19:46 PM @ 02:16
It’s Disney!
Zephra859:20:02 PM @ 02:31
Huh I didn't know Disney did a telling of this
Mimic9:20:03 PM @ 02:33
They sneak Fantasia style shorts onto dvd releases
Zephra859:20:10 PM @ 02:39
ohhhh
Knock Out9:20:13 PM @ 02:44
If I'd been exposed to it pre-Impact, I doubt I would have cared so much.
Mimic9:20:32 PM @ 03:02
Yeah it. It’s a tearjerker
thenightetc9:21:28 PM @ 03:57
ooooof
Knock Out9:22:06 PM @ 04:36
Ugh.
thenightetc9:22:14 PM @ 04:43
JARRING TONE WHIPLASH
Zephra859:22:22 PM @ 04:52
god why hve ads gotten so damn aggressive the past few years???
thenightetc9:22:29 PM @ 04:58
Arms race.
Mimic9:22:34 PM @ 05:03
And rude
Knock Out9:22:51 PM @ 05:21
Very rude, we're trying to watch this small girl die.
Zephra859:23:04 PM @ 05:34
EXCUSE ME YOU'RE INTERRUPTING OUR SNUFF FILM
thenightetc9:23:58 PM @ 06:27
Poor kid
Mimic9:24:05 PM
IKR
Zephra859:24:12 PM
Oof boy you even saw her corpse stay behind after
Knock Out9:24:24 PM
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Knock Out9:24:40 PM @ 00:15
It's a brutal one.
Zephra859:25:34 PM @ 01:07
No pony love for you!!
Mimic9:26:01 PM @ 01:36
In the Hogfather, the Little Match Girl lives.
Knock Out9:26:14 PM @ 01:48
Good.
Zephra859:26:19 PM @ 01:54
true fixit fic
Zephra859:27:09 PM @ 02:43
oh god that tall boy looks absolutely miserable
thenightetc9:27:18 PM @ 02:52
He really does
thenightetc9:31:03 PM @ 06:37
"dear jesus, please give me a pony"
thenightetc9:31:39 PM @ 07:13
spam folder!
Zephra859:31:49 PM @ 07:24
I mean he straight up asked to find jobs, and not just money or the pony himself
Knock Out9:32:32 PM @ 08:07
The nerve of him.
Zephra859:32:36 PM @ 08:11
Imagine your parents standing over yourshoulder and giving you judgement for your PRAYERS
Zephra859:32:55 PM @ 08:29
isn't that between him and god
Mimic9:34:50 PM @ 10:24
So much Shetland hate
Knock Out9:35:02 PM @ 10:36
What did the Shetland ever do to these people?
Zephra859:35:11 PM @ 10:46
the Shetland knows what it did
Knock Out9:36:02 PM @ 11:36
Good, honest Prince versus the nameless pervert Shetland.
thenightetc9:36:17 PM @ 11:51
A shetland would never
Knock Out9:36:34 PM @ 12:08
Is there anything precluding them both from riding Prince?
Zephra859:37:14 PM @ 12:48
seriously, the brothers seem close, I'm sure he'd be fine with sharing
thenightetc9:37:25 PM @ 12:59
yeah
Zephra859:37:53 PM @ 13:28
'He should work for at&t customer service' I'M HOWLING
thenightetc9:40:16 PM @ 15:50
Communication skills!
Zephra859:41:56 PM @ 17:30
aww is the grinchy dude gonna give them both horses?
Knock Out9:42:16 PM @ 17:51
He'd better.
Zephra859:43:34 PM @ 19:07
OH GOD THAT KILLED ME
Knock Out9:43:48 PM @ 19:23
This family looks like it can afford two ponies.
Zephra859:43:59 PM @ 19:33
SERIOUSLY
thenightetc9:44:59 PM @ 20:33
"did you hear us arguing"
Knock Out9:45:04 PM @ 20:39
"Loudly."
Zephra859:45:32 PM @ 21:05
Apparently boys wanting ponies predate the MLP days
Knock Out9:45:49 PM @ 21:23
Those boys wanted ponies the wrong way.
Zephra859:45:53 PM @ 21:27
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
thenightetc9:45:58 PM @ 21:32
Ahem.
Zephra859:47:00 PM @ 22:33
'And the Grinch's eyebrows-I MEAN HEART, grew three sizes that day'
Knock Out9:48:55 PM
One second.
Zephra859:49:03 PM
take your time buddy
Knock Out9:50:12 PM
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thenightetc9:50:35 PM @ 00:21
Oh, this is going to be goo--well, it's going to be SOMEthing
Zephra859:50:48 PM @ 00:34
I've never heard of this one
Knock Out9:52:40 PM @ 02:28
This is most definitely going to be something.
Zephra859:53:25 PM @ 03:11
the sound design in this movie is a mess, the footsteps sounds were so visceral but the police siren sounded like a children's toy
Knock Out9:53:52 PM @ 03:39
It really is.
thenightetc9:55:24 PM @ 05:09
well then!
Zephra859:57:21 PM @ 07:08
That's a slur little Billy!!
Knock Out9:59:23 PM @ 09:10
Every festive Christmas movie needs at least one slur.
Zephra859:59:41 PM @ 09:27
I mean the last one a kid was talking about killing indians so that checks out
Mimic10:00:49 PM @ 10:35
That ent has had way too much coffee!
Zephra8510:04:01 PM @ 13:47
Okay for real I've eaten ham and bread separately 'cause I'm too lazy to make a real sandwich multiple times
Knock Out10:04:08 PM @ 13:54
"Don't make me run, I'm full of ham!"
Zephra8510:04:21 PM @ 14:06
(wHEEZE)
Zephra8510:05:22 PM @ 15:07
man I'd have been thrilled if when you guys got here you tried to neslave humanity
Zephra8510:05:31 PM @ 15:17
*enslave
Zephra8510:06:16 PM @ 16:03
but nahh it was all 'secret war that only the government, one terrorist group and 3 kids knew about'
thenightetc10:06:33 PM @ 16:19
things heating up now!
Knock Out10:06:34 PM @ 16:20
We'd have never, you all have weak little lifting knees.
Zephra8510:07:00 PM @ 16:46
true, our bones are frail and crappy
Zephra8510:08:02 PM @ 17:48
OOF FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING
Knock Out10:08:56 PM @ 18:43
Fun fact, there's an infamously unhinged bot on rebuilt Cybertron who believes we should be consuming human bones.
Knock Out10:09:04 PM @ 18:51
We have energon now. I don't know why he believes this.
Knock Out10:09:15 PM @ 19:02
*believes
Zephra8510:09:18 PM @ 19:05
has anyone asked him?
Knock Out10:09:26 PM @ 19:14
Many times.
Zephra8510:09:37 PM @ 19:23
what's his explaination?
Zephra8510:10:20 PM @ 20:06
(oh god this performance is thoroughly unpleasant to watch)
thenightetc10:11:18 PM @ 21:03
it. really is
Knock Out10:11:41 PM @ 21:29
The most coherent answer anyone's ever gotten out of him is that it's a supplemental thing Primus intended us to do.
Knock Out10:12:27 PM @ 22:13
And yes, everything about this is viscerally unpleasant.
Zephra8510:13:02 PM @ 22:47
ahh one of the supplement obsessives, we have those here too
Knock Out10:14:08 PM @ 23:55
Imagine if instead of us, you'd been invaded by whatever these things are.
Zephra8510:14:42 PM @ 24:27
I'd have been so disappointed. It's giant sexy robot aliens or not at all I say.
Knock Out10:14:57 PM @ 24:43
Well said.
Mimic10:15:43 PM @ 25:29
Hey Knockout, you’re from space, do
Mimic10:15:54 PM @ 25:40
you hear s’s as ks
Zephra8510:17:28 PM @ 27:13
oh god the creepy way he said 'you're gettin' COLDER' scared me
Knock Out10:17:59 PM @ 27:46
If I were drinking whatever this abomination was, I just might.
Zephra8510:18:12 PM @ 27:58
as;ldkfjasldkf
Knock Out10:19:21 PM @ 29:08
I was literally about to make a Dropo comparison.
Zephra8510:19:30 PM @ 29:17
oh man why do all the christmas movies we come across somehow always have an adult touching a child in an unsettling way
Knock Out10:19:46 PM @ 29:33
I wish I knew.
thenightetc10:20:30 PM @ 30:15
Couldn't they just carry it? I tdoesn't look heavy
Knock Out10:20:48 PM @ 30:35
Not at all.
Zephra8510:21:05 PM @ 30:51
grand theft snowmobile
thenightetc10:25:06 PM @ 34:50
If only someone had taught Megatron about hockey.
Knock Out10:25:33 PM @ 35:20
He would have used the stick to beat Starscream. That would have been his only takeaway.
thenightetc10:27:22 PM @ 37:06
I mean. Why don't they assume someone stole it, went for a joyride, then brought it back
thenightetc10:28:43 PM @ 38:27
yeah not loving that closeup!
Knock Out10:28:47 PM @ 38:34
Not one bit.
Mimic10:29:15 PM @ 39:02
Get up here so we can endanger you!
thenightetc10:29:31 PM @ 39:16
Oh yeah, just lift off while they're up on the roof
Zephra8510:30:13 PM @ 40:00
'take my hand!!' rather not, no idea where its been
Zephra8510:30:48 PM @ 40:34
please no tickling scenes
Knock Out10:31:04 PM @ 40:51
NO.
thenightetc10:31:08 PM @ 40:53
guys he is the victim of a crime here
thenightetc10:32:02 PM @ 41:47
Did you pause it?
Zephra8510:32:11 PM @ 41:26
… did the stream just die for anyone else?
Zephra8510:32:17 PM @ 41:25
Oh good not just me
Mimic10:32:49 PM
Whoops
Zephra8510:34:05 PM
Knock Out's computer couldn't take the movie anymore and committed suicide
thenightetc10:34:17 PM
RIP
Mimic10:34:25 PM
F
Zephra8510:34:46 PM
Yeah looks like he's gone for now, dealing with a crash for sure
thenightetc10:35:05 PM
Well, we've made it through worse!
Zephra8510:35:10 PM
true
Knock Out10:38:10 PM @ 36:17
Here I am.
thenightetc10:38:31 PM
Welcome back!
Mimic10:38:40 PM
WB!
Zephra8510:38:44 PM
We were saying your computer couldn't take the movie anymore and committed suicide
Knock Out10:38:49 PM @ 36:17
Scraplets pulled something loose, but I choose to believe the stream attempted to kill itself.
Zephra8510:38:56 PM
HAAAAA
thenightetc10:39:17 PM
Well, it won't escape THAT easily!
Mimic10:39:49 PM
It took the first excuse
Zephra8510:40:04 PM
Either that or the scraplets got jealous. 'Excuse me only WE'RE allowed to inflict this level of suffering'
Knock Out10:40:55 PM
CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen
thenightetc10:41:32 PM @ 00:34
Yeah, it's not a cable. Pffffff.
Knock Out10:41:41 PM @ 00:46
I'll say it isn't.
thenightetc10:42:45 PM @ 01:47
Stolen, undercooked turkey.
Knock Out10:42:50 PM @ 01:54
They'll get worms.
Zephra8510:43:14 PM @ 02:18
OHHHH SHOTS FIRED
thenightetc10:44:16 PM @ 03:18
"as seen from our planet" LIAR. LIAR!!
thenightetc10:45:26 PM @ 04:29
"so I can drop you off here, right"
Zephra8510:45:36 PM @ 04:39
'I DREAM OF RAAAAAAAAAIN'~
Knock Out10:45:44 PM @ 04:48
"Okay, away you go!"
thenightetc10:46:23 PM @ 05:26
oh jeez
Zephra8510:46:34 PM @ 05:37
Oh god please enough with the first nations racism in all these christmas movies please
thenightetc10:46:56 PM @ 05:58
old movies: casual racism and everybody smoking indoors
thenightetc10:49:52 PM @ 08:53
he says that so sinisterly
Zephra8510:50:18 PM @ 09:22
only armatures look directly at the camera
Zephra8510:50:39 PM @ 09:43
*amatures
Zephra8510:51:31 PM @ 10:35
'and then he exploded into vapour and died'
Knock Out10:51:59 PM @ 11:04
As is the Martian circle of life.
thenightetc10:52:22 PM @ 11:24
"um… we already had the turkey"
Zephra8510:52:34 PM @ 11:37
'ALL the turkey'
Knock Out10:53:22 PM @ 12:26
"Our Martian friend ground some pills into it."
Zephra8510:53:31 PM @ 12:34
dfslk;ajds;fal
thenightetc10:54:37 PM @ 13:39
we ALL wish
Knock Out10:54:56 PM @ 14:00
Take the shot. End this.
thenightetc10:56:47 PM @ 15:49
Firing squad.
Knock Out10:56:59 PM @ 16:03
Firing squad, then gas chamber, then fire.
thenightetc10:58:42 PM @ 17:44
???
Zephra8510:58:44 PM @ 17:48
…………………………………..
Zephra8510:58:56 PM @ 17:59
flashing llama.
Zephra8510:59:00 PM @ 18:04
… fine.
Knock Out10:59:23 PM @ 18:27
Poo Flower died on the way back to his home planet.
thenightetc10:59:41 PM @ 18:43
Sorry, were the cops already in the house?
Zephra8510:59:42 PM @ 18:46
HUEHUEHUE I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
thenightetc11:02:00 PM @ 21:01
So the moral of the story is, ACAB
Zephra8511:02:06 PM @ 21:10
and how!!
thenightetc11:02:58 PM @ 22:00
aaaaaaaaa
Zephra8511:03:05 PM @ 22:09
ahh yes a palette cleanser
Mimic11:03:12 PM @ 21:35
Tradition
thenightetc11:03:17 PM @ 22:19
Tradition….
Zephra8511:03:23 PM @ 22:26
this is the way
thenightetc11:04:41 PM @ 23:42
the dead-eyed children
Knock Out11:05:11 PM @ 24:14
Slightly less drugged than the ones the martian got his hands on.
Mimic11:06:44 PM @ 25:08
Spot the Dog?? There’s a flashback
Zephra8511:07:00 PM @ 26:03
The gay reindeer are animated 1000x more fluidly than the entirety of the show
Mimic11:07:06 PM @ 25:30
IKR
Zephra8511:07:34 PM @ 26:38
YES
Zephra8511:07:39 PM @ 26:42
A TRUE HOLIDAY CLASSIC
Zephra8511:08:06 PM @ 27:10
they edited out the 'real' of the real coffee line
thenightetc11:08:21 PM @ 27:23
Well!
Knock Out11:08:23 PM @ 27:28
That's an underrated moment.
Zephra8511:08:36 PM @ 27:39
director's cut that didn't make tv
Knock Out11:08:56 PM @ 27:59
Hmm, what else do we have? Any other suggestions before we wrap things up?
Mimic11:09:05 PM @ 27:29
Snl, ‘pongo’
thenightetc11:09:34 PM @ 28:36
Yeah, that one
thenightetc11:11:06 PM @ 30:07
Not sure I love that!
Zephra8511:13:29 PM @ 32:34
well that was unhinged
Zephra8511:13:44 PM @ 32:48
I LOVE THIS GUY
Mimic11:13:51 PM @ 32:15
No, that was Pongo
Knock Out11:14:02 PM @ 33:06
He's just Pongo.
Mimic11:16:22 PM @ 34:46
Try snl Christmas shopping
Zephra8511:16:35 PM @ 35:39
man snl skit titles are wild without context
Mimic11:16:47 PM @ 35:11
IKR
thenightetc11:17:50 PM @ 36:51
That sounds cold!
Zephra8511:21:08 PM @ 40:12
god I wonder what the writing room is like for these
Mimic11:21:30 PM @ 39:53
The cocaine has flowed like water since the 70s
thenightetc11:22:26 PM @ 41:28
God
Zephra8511:22:31 PM @ 41:34
oh god this one is fucking amazing
Mimic11:23:55 PM @ 42:18
Shoptv Christmas snl
Zephra8511:23:58 PM @ 43:02
that was unironically one of the best snl skits I've ever seen
Mimic11:24:03 PM @ 42:26
IKR
Zephra8511:24:15 PM @ 43:19
I grew up with 6 younger siblings, faaaar too relatable
thenightetc11:24:17 PM @ 43:19
Too real.
Knock Out11:24:35 PM @ 43:39
We streamed the shopping one when we started, but I'm happy to play it again.
Mimic11:24:46 PM @ 43:08
Oh whoops!
Mimic11:24:49 PM @ 43:12
Sorry!
Zephra8511:24:53 PM @ 43:57
I'm down for whatever!!
Knock Out11:25:07 PM @ 44:12
Everyone should get to experience it.
thenightetc11:27:28 PM @ 46:30
Love how they have it posed in front of him like that the whole time.
Knock Out11:28:09 PM @ 47:13
Likewise.
Zephra8511:28:26 PM @ 47:29
this is def an experience
Knock Out11:29:07 PM @ 48:11
Odell is the unsung hero of this short.
Zephra8511:29:15 PM @ 48:18
absolutely
Mimic11:30:26 PM @ 48:49
Just the tip!
Zephra8511:30:26 PM @ 49:29
just turn it upside down
thenightetc11:30:31 PM @ 49:33
Right?
thenightetc11:31:03 PM @ 50:05
Although personally? I'd snap it in half.
Zephra8511:31:15 PM @ 50:19
legit break off a piece!
Mimic11:31:35 PM @ 49:59
Omg this one
Zephra8511:31:35 PM @ 50:39
there were so many ways around looking like you're sucking dick
Zephra8511:36:53 PM @ 55:57
a;lsdfjalsdkfj;
Zephra8511:36:59 PM @ 56:02
that ending got me
Mimic11:37:11 PM @ 55:35
Oh speaking of endings!
Mimic11:37:17 PM @ 55:41
Snl Old Friends
thenightetc11:37:46 PM @ 56:48
OH I REMEMBER THIS
Zephra8511:38:15 PM @ 57:19
god I saw where this was coming waay too quickly
thenightetc11:38:29 PM @ 57:30
hehehehhehe
thenightetc11:39:58 PM @ 58:59
oh my god
Zephra8511:41:10 PM @ 1:00:14
WELL THAT WAS. SOMETHING.
Knock Out11:41:17 PM @ 1:00:20
Wasn't it?
thenightetc11:41:23 PM @ 1:00:25
MEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY
Knock Out11:41:35 PM @ 1:00:38
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Zephra8511:41:43 PM @ 1:00:46
still doesn't make the top 5 most traumatizing things we've watched in these streams
Mimic11:41:45 PM @ 1:00:08
Merry Christmas~
Zephra8511:41:53 PM @ 1:00:56
Merry Christmas everybody!!
Knock Out11:42:12 PM @ 1:01:16
We need a list of the top five most traumatizing, for posterity.
thenightetc11:42:15 PM @ 1:01:17
oh the comments
Knock Out11:42:54 PM @ 1:01:57
I think that's as good a note as any to end on.
Mimic11:43:10 PM @ 1:01:33
I seem to remember a charlottes web spinoff with spiders that had anime hair?
thenightetc11:43:23 PM @ 1:02:25
Well! Then, thank you for hosting!
Zephra8511:43:23 PM @ 1:02:27
I gotta go into my blog to research but I'll def put that on a checklist
thenightetc11:43:34 PM @ 1:02:36
This is always a treat.
Mimic11:43:42 PM @ 1:02:05
Thank you for the Christmas stream~
Zephra8511:43:48 PM @ 1:02:51
Yes thanks so much Knock Out! It was great to hang again :3
Knock Out11:43:49 PM @ 1:02:53
And thank you for coming! I've missed these.
Mimic11:44:02 PM @ 1:02:25
Us too
thenightetc11:44:07 PM @ 1:03:08
Yeah.
Knock Out11:44:28 PM @ 1:03:32
Until the next one! Have a good night, everyone, and merry Christmas!
Mimic11:44:37 PM @ 1:03:00
You as well!
Zephra8511:44:41 PM @ 1:03:44
I think I'm gonna call it quits too, thanks for the stream Knock Out! Say hi to the fam for me!
Knock Out11:44:47 PM @ 1:03:50
Always!
Zephra8511:44:53 PM @ 1:03:56
Merry Christmas mic, nightetc!
thenightetc11:45:01 PM @ 1:04:02
Merry christmas!
Zephra8511:45:07 PM @ 1:04:09
*mimic
thenightetc11:45:11 PM
And goodnight
Mimic11:45:13 PM
Merry Christmas!
Zephra8511:45:13 PM
can't type anymore blah
Zephra8511:45:19 PM
ah yes 'and to all a good night'
Mimic11:45:20 PM
Good night!
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I loved Uranus on the couch! what about Uranus in bed for the first time with y/n and unintentionally gassing them out (like really bad) in his sleep?
//Ask can you shall receive~
-With Uranus's slightly cooler temperature, and slightly pudgy shape made him excellent to cuddle with. You were ready for a long comfy night sleeping with the light blue gas giant.
-You climb in bed and cozy up without a second thought, with him laying on his side and you cuddled up against his back. Yes, you can defiantly feel that big behind squished against you~
- "G'night, y/n" He says with a yawn
"Night, Ranny (pronounced Ron-ni)
- In a matter of minutes you've dozing of, Urauns's snoring actually making pretty nice white noise. Then you hear as Uranus fart *pffffff...* *PFFRRRRT*
-Your eyes flutter open and at the sound and you wrinkle your nose at the smell, but you try your best to ignore it and go back to sleep
- That was just the being. Uranus groans softly and shifts in his sleep and lets out more gas the sound is only made louder by his big soft ass ***FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRTTT!!** *BBBBBBBBBBTTTTTRRRRR!*
-At this moment you're flipped over and as far back as possible without falling off the bed. Every few seconds Uranus farting and there is no end in sight, the pressure and smell were making your eyes water *PPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBB!* *BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRR-PFFFFFFFT* *BBBRRRRRRR-POOT* *PPPPBBBBBBBRRRRRTTTTT!* *RRRRRRRPPPPPP!!*
- You couldn't anymore! You gout out of bed and go out the living room to sleep on the couch and breath fresh air with thunderus
*BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!* coming as you make youe escape
- The next morning you get up to make coffee and some brekfast when Uranus comes down stairs running his hand through his long messy hair "Mornin' y/n, up early?" he didn't know. You smile "Yeah, someone had to make your lazy ass coffee, eh, dumptruck?”
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I saw you new drawing and wnted to ask HOW DOU YOU DRAW PEOPLE SO WELL!!!
-whispers- are you a drawing god? 🙏🙇♀️🙏
Hello 298! <3 No I'm actually not a drawing God lmao (wish I was, I bet drawing would be like 10000% easier pffffff)
Hmmm, I guess the first thing is that I have been drawing for over 20 years so, I guess I had a lot of time to improve 🤔 I also started drawing regularly half a year ago and you can really see my progress when you look at my first dnb art for dnbweek2021. So, yeah, training is everything.
The second thing is, that I use Clip Studio Paint. It has the need little feature that you can play around with 3D models. They help me a lot to get a pose right. references are, after all, the key when it comes to drawing a proportional correct pose.
The third thing is, that I look at a lot (and I mean) a lot of hentai/porn art. I learned a lot from other artists when it comes to drawing genitals. I didn't have the first clue how to draw a vagina before I looked at some excellent artwork on pixiv.
When I first started, I also watched a lot of youtube tutorials.
And, while I do believe that the equipment you use does not necessarily make you a better artist, I did improve significantly since I bought a display tablet two years ago. It makes things far easier since it's just like drawing on a piece of paper (only better lol). Tho, I did pay the price and fucked up my elbow permanently cause I didn't have a good armrest. (Note: Always buy a good armrest or you fuck up your dominant arm forever and ever and you will regret it for all eternity :))
I think that is all I can say on this topic. Sorry, I don't think I was a really good help :')
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GETTING TO KNOW THE MUN
NAME : Ian
NICKNAME : Ian IS my nickname :^)
FACECLAIM : O i dont really have one, i kind of juggle between a couple unused faceclaims sometimes
PRONOUNS : she/her is fine
HEIGHT : Not very tall jgfhdhsjfgj
BIRTHDAY : December
AESTHETIC : cottagecore. grandmacore. goblincore. BIRD BIRD BIRD. MOTHS. MOTH GF. art hoe. kinda weeb. kinda slutty. IM VARIABLE...
LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO : this if u want a tiny gay belgian band this is the one...
FAVOURITE MUSE(S) YOU’VE WRITTEN : PFFFFFF. Man I honestly love most muses I’ve written / still write... CIri has her own blog so she gets extra rights but I do actually like to switch up... it’s just that I don’t have the time anymore :^)
I really like playing Camus and Andrea too, they’re the muses who seem to come easiest to me.
⤷ GETTING TO KNOW THE ACCOUNT
WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO TAKE ON THIS MUSE : Inspired... I don’t know man... I wanted to come up with a somewhat ‘unconventional’ muse in the sense that, she didn”t really fit in an archetype. and that she isn’t a character around whom a story would usually revolve -- yet here i am, writing her, making stories about her. But really I just. had to come up with an oc and this was... what happened... boom??
FAVOURITE ASPECTS OF YOUR CURRENT MUSE : I keep saying it it’s how she’s NOT stronk, impressive, special, etc. in any way. I mean yes she is but she doesn’t have an exceptional skillset in which she excels, or a mastermind, or any of that stuff. Ciri’s just -- herself and I - think - it translates well into my writing how that’s the whole point of her character; that there’s nothing special about her, but you can see how that makes her unique as well, and how it makes her story -- worth writing. There’s no need to embellish her with skills, beauty, power, etc., she’s fine as she is, and it typically makes her a bit of a slow burn muse to like / it’s more subtle;;; well lucky for me i like slow burn ha ha ha
BIGGEST INSPIRATION(S) TO WRITING : Any book I happen to be reading. KATE BUSH SONGS she keeps me going. Interactions with other roleplayers, of course. Without writing partners I wouldn’t be doing anything nghfdhsh.
FAVOURITE TYPES OF THREADS : UHHHHFFHH uhhh if I had to pick I’d say hurt/comfort - angst - and fantasy-based settings. Which is odd since most of the time Ciri’s threads are more slice of life I guess. I need that first interaction, small talk stuff to get a general vibe tho... :^)
tagged by: @veneficium-of-thorns thankssss!!!!
tagging: @ you :)))
#( ooc. )#wow ok i need to sleep#didnt have dinner so i had to come home after model drawing and still cook sth real fast#but now its LAAAATE#ok fine i admit it. i went looking for moths too. FINE
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For the ask meme: Gerald Earthman Panda Bear Extinction Event Dipshit Freed Friend Poletti. (Yes I just wanted an excuse to type all his names.)
Pffffff I’d even forgotten about some of those.
First impression
Hilariously obnoxious, snotty, self-important Cantab. But like, much funnier than that Type is in real life.
Impression now
I cannot believe he’s a heroic character now, I’m cheering him on, I want him to be happy and safe from Legion, and his family is adorable and he’s cute with them. How did this happen.
Favorite moment
When he was sitting in prison and being threatened by Gemma threatening that if he didn’t talk she would eat a greasy four-meat monstrosity and make him watch… he was APPALLED, and Gemma was disgusted at even the thought, and that’s what caused him to break. Cruel? Maybe. Certainly unusual.
Idea for a story
The commune’s yearly pilgrimmage to the Boston Potato Shed Memorial to mourn the loss of all those poor, nutritious, vegan-ethical potatoes that burned and were lost in the potato warehouse fire in the 1960s.
(Or: Poletti gets a stern lecture from the ACTUAL ghost of Mary Wollstonecraft)
Unpopular opinion
Sometimes the jokes at Poletti’s expense, particularly about veganism and polyamory, can be a little mean-spirited.
Favorite relationship
He and Gemma have an AMAZING example of mlm/wlw hostility, that was excellent when they hated each other but developed shockingly endearingly into an actual, if still antagonistic, friendship. Deep, genuine, reluctant, antagonistic-for-old-times’-sake friendships are my JAM.
Favorite headcanon
I firmly believe he got accepted to Harvard for undergrad, attended for one semester, then dropped out, proclaiming loudly his disdain for the whole institution and also the concept of academia. (No one in his classes missed him.)
#replies#deliverusfromsburb#Haha this was fun#probably the biggest whiplash between first impression-impression now haha#Greater Boston#Greater Boston spoilers /
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Boots Reads Homestuck Epilogue(s) Part 3 - Choice
Okay looking at this drop.
Pffffff.... :D
Okay, theorystuff obligates me to choose Meat first I guess.
I clicked through the Prologue just to make sure there was nothing new; the same choice shows up at the end there too. Clicking Meat...
Ew, that’s a very descriptive raw-meat-eating paragraph.
Heheh, used to have a gigantic crush on. :)
.....yeah, Roxy’s acting like she knows this is the half of the mind split where John goes off to never be seen again. :(
Ew, gastrointestinal ambush.
Wait, they didn’t even HUG him when they went to go?????? D:
Oh fuck, oh fuck he’s writing her a note. D: D: D:
FUCK HE’S WRITING NOTES TO EVERYONE YEAH THAT ISN’T FUCKING OMINOUS
Okay clicking next page ==>
Why is the meat part still sticking to everyone in the victory planet. ...Fuck, are we going to get them all reading their notes from John? D:
Ah yes, the ogling of Jake’s hypnotic ass. Something we can all get behind.
Excellent banter, excellent banter, okay...
Ah, Jane running for president. That’s pretty solid.
...Okay, I can buy that Jane’s a people-collaring fascist, but I am equal parts offended and disappointed to hear she’s thought of as a xenophobe. :C
...Oh my god they’re going to try and stop her from becoming President. That’s fucking awesome and also would be hilarious to watch.
PFFFFF YES KARKAT FOR PRESIDENT OF EARTH 100%%%
...hey, she’s not a complete asshole?? :C --Okay some of this Jane badmouthing has to be exaggeration if my heart is going to stay intact through this.
DAVE: it still amazes me how little awareness you genuinely seem to have of how insanely popular you are on this planet
DAVE: its fucking adorable
Ain’t that the truth
Oh my God, what about Obama. WHAT about Obama. What is this incredible revelation coming.
...pff
KARKAT: DAVE, I THINK WE’VE COVERED YOUR “OBAMA’S SECRET SESSION OF SBURB” THEORY WELL ENOUGH ALREADY.
Obama’s secret sburb session is now canon, i declare it
...wait, I thought he brought up Obama as some long-form example of how Jane would be bad for the economy? How WOULD she be bad? Would she have to divest herself from her interests and Crockercorp would crash? Or would she refuse to divest or -- ah, that might be it. Parallels.
........
WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT THE MAYOR IN PAST TENSE. ISN’T HE JUST FINE IN THE CARAPACIAN KINGDOM OR SOMETHING.
Yes Karkat get concerned about politics -- wait, I just realized we’re still in the Meat section somehow. This feels more like Candy to me. Huh.
DAVE: a healthy economy is fuckin IMPORTANT
DAVE: if for no other reason than it protects the societal context for what it means to be fucking rich, like us
This is the best.
...Okay, down a bit, they seem actually uncomfortable with Jade. Like... Jade likes them TOO much. That’s...
That’s, like, everything I kind of could have dared to hope for?? Karkat and Dave in regular old domestic love with each other and Jade just squeezing in way too enthusiastically with a big grin and doting over them both in a way that creeps them both out a little??? That’s, I mean that’s just incredible. That might not be what’s going on but that is INCREDIBLE in my head. Wow.
...okay now they’re sounding a little more like Jade’s been squeezed out entirely and they’re trying not to let her in. Hoo boy, that’s a little less rosy. :x
DAVE: jake is the only one of us whos wildly popular in all four kingdoms
Pffffff
...that Dirk call. Pfffffffffff
Alright, continuing in the next post. I wonder if all the Meat stuff is going to be rosy relationship hilarity and the Candy will have all the serious shit just so Andrew can laugh at us.
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@agathacrispies tagged me in this, and while I don’t usually do this kind of stuff, I have a cold and I’m bored so let’s do this.
Rules: answer these questions and tag six people you’d like to get to know better
Relationship status: Single
Favorite color: Grass green. It’s such a beautiful, living color and it reminds me of the best job I’ve ever had.
Lipstick or chapstick: I mean, my lips would probably LIKE chapstick, but I don’t use it.
Last song: After the Fire - Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
Last movie: The Last Jedi, and I don’t care how much people are giving it crap, I thought it was excellent.
Top three tv shows: Pffffff uhhhhhhhhh... let’s say, Psych, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and The Eric Andre Show (it’s a nightmare and a hot mess, but it’s so quotable and Hannibal Buress is legendary).
Three ships: I’ll do you one better because I can’t bring myself to cut any of them out. Chloe Price x Rachel Amber, Shawn Spencer x Juliet O’Hara, Edward Elric x Winry Rockbell, and Roy Mustang x Riza Hawkeye.
And eh. I’m not going to tag anyone. Do it if you want to. The rules don’t apply to you.
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raising hell
SPOILERS BELOW
okay I really learned my lesson last time about not typing this directly into tumblr so it's going into notepad first and then I'm pasting it over
I have angel's envy for the episode in general, which I will be drinking gradually as a special occasion just for S15 as it airs, and also devil's cut for this episode in particular because I hear buckleming wrote it and I'm toasting to crowley and drinking that one if/when something fucked up inevitably happens to kevin
I'm SO FUCKING GLAD to see osric in this btw just like. I love him he's so good I'm glad he's back
I've tried to avoid spoilers but from what glimpses I've seen before I could glance away it sounds like maybe some meta shit is getting into territory I was also going into with the kevin/crowley/castiel fic I'm doing? so super intrigued to see where that goes but also not getting my hopes up because I fear the writing is going to drop the ball
I love meta shit though I'm so here for it, I gotta double back for time travel shenanigans in Lebanon
okay anyway let's start
oh and apparently rob benedict had a stroke a while back?? and i'm so glad he's all right, here are the signs of a stroke if you need to refresh because you really ought to know what to look for https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/03/too-young-to-have-a-stroke-think-again I had this open in a tab from someone totally different on twitter
I like the "road closed" sign we start with because it seems thematically on point for like... shutting down the infinite potential of stories as they are not done being told, and as all those doors close
it's not a buckleming episode unless it starts off with gratuitous violence against women
the amazon subtitles are spelling it "benzine" [sic] and it's pissing me off
I love jared playing sam playing an FBI agent who's nervous about delivering speeches
crams all this sam and cas footage into my mouth
I don't believe "belphegor" at all but I love seeing alex playing this part
this implication that belphegor has teamed up with a hunter previously.........
pretty impressed with these townspeople actually? their concerns are not unreasonable and they're right to be skeptical
pffffff at this parallel of sam addressing the living crowd vs jack the ripper addressing the ghost crowd
the makeup on the ghosts is pretty fuckin good, I like the wardrobe and hair too
I like the fake posters at the school for various fictional sporting events
castiel continues to have a conscience and I adore him
rowena "am I interrupting something juicy" eyes emoji
ruth is pretty fun, I like her necklace
I like that ketch literally has a gun that just kicks spirits out of people. like. ...why haven't they been using this technology the whole time. guess it's an endgame weapon.
hahahahha an attractive female demon named Ardat. ................me @ homestuck like oh Ardata got it
this is the first time i've seen adult amara? it's bizarre to see characters I've only heard of
dude's right to be very upset and worried about his neighbors and cas should tell them what's up honestly, I see sam's point about not inciting panic but on the other hand :\
no idea where this arthur/rowena thing is going except I do I guess
I really, really like castiel's take (which is also sam's take from the last episode) that even if their lives were written by chuck, their experiences still mattered, and are not rendered worthless because of external circumstances about how they came into being
are people seriously doing a "THIS IS A DESTIEL MOMENT" from this? like. i guess.
also i hate that cas is having to apologize for "dropping the puck". he didn't. fuck off. he didn't drop the ball. dean didn't give a shit about felix being killed anyway so what the fuck.
misha and jensen both have excellent delivery though
I do like seeing dean play off ketch and belphegor and rowena, it's a nice change of pace
dude these stunts of getting thrown into a wall or a shelving unit like I realize they're stunts but OUCH
ahhhhhh that's kevin i hear osric's voice
kevin got the other ghost to go away by yelling at them lmaooooo I love him so fucking much!!!!!
so we're gonna retcon that kevin has spent the last what, four??? four fucking years? not in heaven, but in hell or purgatory or just wandering earth? remember how a year on earth is forty years in hell?
I'm glad I specifically have the devil's cut to drink to kevin getting fucked over because I'm already enraged
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god he's been on the screen for less than sixty seconds and he was just never sent to heaven because god lied, I'm so glad I have bourbon for this. fucking buckleming, how do they keep getting put in charge of kevin episodes
I got up to get my kevin keychain to watch the rest of this episode with I'm so mad holy fuck I'm so mad, it just never stops
the amazon subtitles: "the vegetables and herbs are finely chopped and added to a SEXY pastiche of fragrant tripe"
thinking emoji, did you mean zesty....
I took like a 30 minute break because I was so mad just now about kevin being denied access to heaven like fuck you
the break was so long that amazon timed out, goddamn it
oh so we can't get kevin into heaven because god's not around to make an exception and god hates the winchesters and how god feels about the winchesters extends to their surrounding "friends" and family. amazing. this is bullshit.
** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 2 **
"whiny kevin tran! typical millennial." he should whine more. he has every right to be furious
also amazing that bobby and john manage to stay in heaven, and chuck didn't cast them down to hell along with mary out of spite when this all went down? so like... why not kevin. AMAZING!!!!!!
** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 3 **
sam has the dignity to actually look concerned instead of just annoyed
oh I like sam being linked to chuck lmaooooo
I do love this shot of a bunch of ghosts just hanging out in some suburban kitchen.
osric is so handsome I'm so glad to see him on this again
"you know how the hellspawn are, all they talk about is sam and dean, sam and dean" maybe the only time jack the ripper has been right about anything
not a fan of this extremely heteronormative bullshit courtesy of buckleming
also left-brain/right-brain is basically a lie isn't it
this fucking music. I'm so sick of buckleming
like I would be fine with this if it had been written by literally anyone else but this is the worst shit, nobody flirts like this
the road is "FAIR WYND", that's the cousin of zack fair and cid highwind
she hooked up with jack the ripper briefly? weird flex but okay
oh kevin is now being held GHOST HOSTAGE because dean told him to go do some reconnaissance
** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 4 **
also I paused on a screenshot that's extremely funny to me
oh I don't like hearing kevin screaming :(
drinking for kevin being tortured by jack the ripper trying to ghost-vore him
** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 5 **
I'm also waiting for the ghostbusters containment thing to backfire and swallow him too
DEAN: you can see them, how many are there
"BELPHEGOR": 100 at least, more keep coming
convenient way not to animate 100+ ghosts
oh ketch took off the fucking iron, or maybe it fell off when he was hurt?
good job rowena for real
CASTIEL: I tried to heal him, but it didn't work. I don't know why.
SAM: You're probably just tired, Cas. We all are.
for fucking real the biggest sastiel mood is taking naps
also this is troubling
it's like legitimately weird to see them call an ambulance on this show? I guess since they're posing as FBI agents it's more feasilble but
SAM: I'm sorry, Kevin. I wish there was some way to make this right.
KEVIN: Me too, but there isn't. And sometimes you just gotta accept that.
actually fuck you lmao holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit omg fuck this
I'm about to drink the rest of the kevin-designated devil's cut
"there's nothing to keep him tied to earth, he'll go crazy!"
hey what about y'know
his mom...........................................
I'm screaming
"I love you guys" osric I know you love them IRL but this is so unfair for kevin the character
I like alexander and osric in the same shot, that's kind of fun, I enjoyed their panel I watched
and there's him waving goodbye. this is so unfair. time to down the rest of this
** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 666 **
to kevin, and to osric
thank fuck I was already in the middle of writing fix-it fic, this is injust
I have such mixed feelings because I'm so happy to see osric back but like AT WHAT COST, the worst timeline
there's a finality to this too like he's not coming back after this unless there's massive all-cast-reunion episode at the tail end in a paradise party AU but I doubt it
goodbye Kevin, this sucks :(
I'm more motivated than ever to finish this fic
"Even on your best day, you couldn't force my hand." is a pretty good line
also negative space is not inferior or "backup vocals"? it's part of a composition
you fucking know what buckleming is that WE CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THERE'S A NARRATIVE PARALLEL ABOUT HER LEAVING HIM TRAPPED WITH HIS CREATION, WITHOUT YOU SPELLING IT OUT jesus christ
bluhhhhhhhhhh I liked the premiere a lot more
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Pffffff I knocked over EVERYTHING on that doc. My Cicero is just pure chaos in an uncoordinated frame. XD
The real reason why everyone’s upset about him being back. Haha that’s amazing. xD I didn’t even knock anything over on the docks somehow; I got all the way to the marketplace sort of part where they’re selling the gems and that one lady has like a little idk she has chairs and little tables, that sort of thing, and I ran through and kicked a chair halfway across the square and froze and just went ‘!!!!’ and ‘OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY’ (and then went to kick over a whole bunch of barrells just to verify that things in fact do get knocked over if I run into them). xD
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i generally don't like cheating in games but in sims that's all i do. xD’
bahaha EXCELLENT. xD It’s all I ever do in sims too, I get so easily bored with it and trying to gather up money for the things I want to build and so on. xD I’m not above cheating in like. Fallout (building, and the occasional godmode on the first time playing through it because it was too hard for me that time) or Dragon Age Origins (I. HATE. THE COMBAT. SO. MUCH. i’m so sorry like I love the game but I also hate playing it xD) BUT the Sims is where it’s like 50% cheating and 50% playing as intended. xD Still apaprently I’m entirely oblivious to the building cheats somehow. xD
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Boots reads Homestuck Epilogue(s) Part 6 - Meat Page 16
==> (Whoa, went a long while before splitting posts, there. Dangerous, with how often I’ve lost stuff to Tumblr page reloads in the past.)
Oh, you’ve realized Zazzerpan’s relevance as foreshadowing for the trolls or whatever, Rose?
Oh my god, PLEASE don’t put Rose inside a fucking robot. >:|
Oh SHIT wait. That one wizard Roxy named her cat after who wanted all the knowledge in the world, got overloaded and then crushed by the giant textbook or whatever??? That’s disturbingly Rose-similar here. D:
Rose, puns. Please.
Hm, you think it applies to you all now instead of the trolls? Huh. Do you think some of you might become villains and get Just deaths?
..Huh, wait. Numerological significance? Are we actually learning what 413 means? Or learning that it was meant to be bullshit all along instead? I’m “Hmmm”ing loudly either way...
Ow, ouch. So a Light player wasn’t designed to properly live outside of canon significance, or??
Ooh. She’s not sure that if she opens herself up to all the knowledge of her other selves, that it’d be “her” anymore. A pretty legitimate fear... and one Dirk is perfectly disposed to disabuse her of. As a Heart player, he’d understand better than most that the entire combination of one’s various states over all timelines IS you, and the unique direction your will and uniqueness embodies across whatever it touches. Or something.
...Wait, wait a minute. Before I keep reading........ I didn’t actually CLICK the candy button yet. What if Candy just redirects to AO3 or something. Like, the candy bit is all of our fanfics. Oh jeez.
Okay reading on before that possibility drives me insane.
DIRK: I’m not sure anyone should be allowed to have that much foresight. Especially a guy like me.
...Mhmm, especially since in part that’s how we got Doc Scratch, yeah.
Reading to the end of this page, and........
Yeah, what the FUCK just happened.
So... is this Dirk BEING a villain? Doing some sort of weird almost cherubic Eye thing to kind of supplant Rose as he becomes a Scratch-like fanfic narrator or... Let me reread these last few paragraphs a couple times...
Is he really sort of “puppeteering” Rose? Is this like the birth of a god-tier villain or just a temporary respite he’s giving her sort of underhandedly for an actual good cause to help her out of her situation?? Or is “death” or a death of the self the actual solution he had for her mess??? I mean... the metatextual awareness bit that he’s speaking through in the last sentence is clearly something like what comes of ascending completely and going beyond the story to be able to write it like Caliborn or Doc Scratch might or... y’know what, fuck it. I’ll understand it in later pages. I have to keep reading if this is going to make sense to me.
This next button better not lead straight back to the fucking selection screen again.
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Oh shit, a giant Dirk section. Only fitting that he might have been writing most of this all along possibly.
Undercurrent of narrative significance. Oh shit. Is he going to go off about Light, about the story parts not mattering? Or that the fact that this IS a story and... from what I accidentally skimmed in sentences below before reading further, how we’re trapping them in a story by reading it or something??? Hence the idea that their existences are being “blighted” by the subtext of narrative significance, and would be better FREE of it?
Huh. Is this really going to work? As, like... a body slam of people who were too caught up in the forest of narrative purpose to see into the trees of the point he wanted to make with the finale? It’s practically Andrew talking to the audience from within the story about their frustrations, heh.
Yeah, this whole rant is pretty awesome so far. I forgot to mention it a few paragraphs ago, but when you look at the story list, the Epilogues are listed as “stories of dubious authenticity”, so is this whole thing like... how DIRK might have written the ending out? Just to emphasize further that this whole thing is kind of pointless compared to the infinite possibility that was the reward for their escape from the confines of such story-stuff?
Cool. Sounds like we’re seeing the “good end” that Dirk would have written for this story if he were to write one that still answers plotlike questions, or something similar to it. That and/or he’s also engineering things in-canon -- or as “canon” as the victory planet is -- to follow all this for the end result he has in mind, and it comes across as practically Doc Scratch-y in the way it ties in metatextual awareness and stuff. Either way, it DOES feel like Andrew might successfully be making his point.
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Pff. This is going to be a bit interesting. And, of course, unstuck-in-canon John can hear the narrator speaking.
And now John has ANOTHER story to get annoyed at the narrator of, heh.
The tooth is poisoned? Really? Did you just make that up or?
Okay, why suddenly the wallet, fanfic writer? Is he going to find touching pictures or just captchalogue the black hole?
This is all starting to feel a whole lot less serious, and I can’t help but figure that’s the intent.
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Pff, back to the B plot. Yay Jade! --Please don’t be metatextually aware like John and let’s get more actual story.
Phew, seems to be the case
...Is Karkat going to remake this post-scarcity society to be more Communist? Is that where we’re going here?
Alright, Roxy’s gonna be all voidy and Neutral and not want an impact on the election, from the sound of it?
GAAAHHH Jade is in love with all her friends and afraid of being alone. AAAH FEELS
--Oh huh, so because Jane’s been in the distance putting on the Perfect act she thinks she has to pull, she’s gone down in her friends’ opinions even if that isn’t really her??? That’s pretty reassuring as an alternative, actually. Leave it to Roxy to see everything crystal goddamn clear as usual.
Ooh, pronoun mishap.
Holy SHIT Roxy’s gonna go along with it. That’s nonbinary-awesome! And Dirk’s just fucking flabbergasted, I love it.
Pff, Dirk’s screwing it up outside too
yep, everyone ectobiologically had kids with everyone, really.
Oh, ow. Something about the whole black hole green sun thing is fucking with her. That, or, like... Huh, might the whole metatextual ascension thing mean that she actually BECOMES that other Jade floating about for a hot minute, the one in the A-side plot??
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Ow this excellent narrative is pretty painful. Like, empathetically inducing pain through really good description of pain and angst. Ow.
Oh shit, alt!Calliope has a plan. Maybe she’s able to use this black hole to re-begin Paradox Space and close the loop once everything’s absorbed or something, and needs a Jade’s help for it?
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Phew, some relative silliness with some of the others. That vivid description of a Jade’s suffering was starting to give my stomach a cramp. Actually, ANY vivid description of Jade’s suffering gives my stomach a cramp. Or any allusion to it, even, heck even without WORDS. I saw a Jadey song redux show up on my Youtube dashboard a few nights ago and had to turn it off after less than thirty seconds because I was about to throw up listening to the tune and staring at the image from my stomach clenching SO HARD. I am WAY too attached to Jade in particular to tolerate her suffering without serious emotional feedback on my part.
Okay, breathe. Breathe deeply, and keep reading...
....PFF, yes, Karkat. Finally acknowledge it’s disgusting. Birth is disgusting from any species really.
Yaaaay Kanaya! :)
Pfffff, Dave does record scratches with his hands mid-conversation like a fucking dab. He would.
KANAYA: I Am Impressed That You Managed To Be Seen In Front Of That Many People Without Spontaneously Bursting Into Flames
I’m laughing
We internalize and project the quality in very different ways, however, which is why I’m going to win.
Win?!????
Win WHAT, the election??? Is that your only grand plan or... I mean fuck, way to be Doc-Scratch-like ominous! Reading on...
...Yeah, Feferi was definitely a proto-Fascist too. :)
Oh, huh. “Power Corrupts In Small Steps”... is this whole President thing going to be a big-ass metaphor for gaining your God powers without abusing them?? And pointing out that Jane is hella abusing her status in a way that COULD become villainous if it goes too far? Victory is supposed to give you the ability to create a universe, but you’re not necessarily supposed to lord over it with an iron fist...
KARKAT: WHEN I HEAR ABOUT HOW HUMAN GRUBS CHEW THEIR WAY OUT OF THE FEMALE MATESPRIT’S ABDOMINAL HOLE BEFORE CONSUMING THE WOMB MEMBRANE IT MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
Pffffffff
KANAYA: He Is Beloved In The Troll Kingdom For His Perky Ass
DAVE: seriously?
KARKAT: I TOLD YOU IT’S NOT JUST ME!
KANAYA: It Has Some Terrible Arcane Power
KANAYA: I Have Never Seen Anything Like It
I am laughing out loud here
pff dave’s doubtlessly imagined this at least as much as the rest of us
YESSS make fun of ship names some more, especially the ship names I’m not a fan of even though I’m such a fan of the pairing :D
KANAYA: Im Going To Call My Wife And You Are Going To Stop Talking
Why do I love that sentence so much. Is it just because it has the word wife in it. Probably.
At the other side of the cavern, Dave and Karkat bicker about what their combo kids would look like, in the event that they decided to stop being such laughable wusses and began fornicating like two cartoon animals of different species who have given into their lust.
Pffff. Yeah, Dirk would put it that way.
Pffffff. Not as adept at handling all sides of the story at the same time as you were as part of Doc, eh?
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Reading reading reading... Oh, adorable, he tried to slip a fish pun into Meenah’s name but couldn’t think of one.
...Oh SHIT, is he going to give Meenah the ring of life she wanted??? :D
Oh pff, that works too. :D
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Okay, time for maybe at least a SLIGHT explanation of whatever the FUCK Dirk might have or might not have done to Rose or something????
...Huh. What exactly are you trying to “fix” about Kanaya and Rose’s relationship, Dirk? Something that didn’t fix itself with just the two of them together?
I mean...... Rose’s substance abuse never fixed itself when it was just two of them together on the first-run meteor. And she’s been taking pills and trying to stave off her destiny out of fear while her wife hasn’t really been digging into her insecurities... I mean maybe he has a point.
SHADOWS around her?????? D:
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Yeah yeah, John drifting. I just remembered what one of those “server beacons” they were mentioning actually is, too, visually. Knowing it had an escape route helped.
What are you even gonna do with the slippers, gift them to Terezi when she comes flying in? (Also, right, just remembered he’s a Breath player so it’s only natural that he actually finds whatever there is to find “coincidentally” around here, like that wallet.)
Ooh, you REALLY were thinking about Terezi over the past years from the sound of it. And here she is or whatever. :)
1 C4N ST1LL TOUCH TYP3 1N H3R L33T SP34K W1THOUT 4NY 4SS1ST4NC3 3XC3PT C4PS LOCK ON 4FT3R 4LL TH3S3 Y34RS >:]
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Okay okay okay wait. Her shadow is talking??? Is this, like... Jungian shadow stuff? Inversion shadow stuff? What the fuck is going on. It better not be Inversion-related.
Let me read that again.
Her shadow has faded to light behind her, assuming the shape of a Rose-like apparition. I nod to her, and she continues. When she speaks, it’s almost as if it’s the apparition that’s doing the talking.
That’s weird and I don’t entirely know what it means. I’d better just keep fucking reading.
Fun philosophical banter. I didn’t know what “Hegelian dialectics” were until I read some big rant on someone’s Fallout New Vegas playthrough earlier last month.
ROSE: I think free will is a thing, sure.
DIRK: Are you sure about that?
ROSE: ...
DIRK: Haven’t we spent the entire day having a feelings jam on how none of us got here by accident?
Ah, here we’re going with some Ultimate Riddle-y stuff.
Or wait, are we adding a bit on to that concept now? Because it now seems like a large PART of the Ultimate Riddle stuff I covered (FUCK dropbox for breaking all the images) that might be revealed in this part of the damn epilogue is the whole the-only-way-to-have-true-free-will-is-to-escape-the-narrative-imposed-on-us or something along with the rest of it.
Hm, that whole “become One God” bit that Dirk ranted about in the beginning of one of the John sections... is that his ambition here? I didn’t comment on the rantparagraph earlier because the “one” part of it threw me as possibly just some philosophical stuff he was musing about, but it’s like... I mean Dirk is the narrator right now, and it sounds like he wants to *BE* the narrator. Like, become the one truly in control of this whole story. With his orange Andrew-colored text or whatever. Is that what he meant by “win”, winning control of the entire narrative, turning everyone else in the story into mere extensions of himself that he was “writing” by virtue of being the only author?
And him getting thwarted in that task, showing that it’s better if there really is NO narrator and the characters can do whatever they imagine in infinite branches and our imaginations, is the victory that proves the point of the story. Or something. Hmm.
Also, huh. Like... I mean that IS a natural extension of a Prince of Heart if he were to turn to villainy. A grand ambition to destroy everyone’s individuality until they’re nothing but Himself. Right?
DIRK: Your Ultimate Self, that which is revealed when the mind’s partitions are stripped away, and all potentiality of who you are and what you could have been flow together.
DIRK: Those are the experiences and processes that are refusing to stay bundled, that’s what your body can’t endure. The unbundling itself is your mind coming apart.
DIRK: Because you’re not as strong as me. Not yet.
DIRK: But you can be.
DIRK: I’m working on that.
Because she’ll “BE” you? Because you’ll be everyone? Hm.
DIRK: But for now, I’m focused on stabilizing you with my own expanding consciousness.
DIRK: It’s enveloping you now, in a way you can’t see. Keeping your thoughts solid, your identity anchored to your physical form as it strains to hold itself together.
DIRK: You can’t see it, what I’m talking about. But I can help you.
DIRK: I can help you see what I see, if only for a little while.
DIRK: All you have to do is open your eyes.
DIRK: Maybe what you see will help you through this.
Okay so maybe this all ain’t TOTALLY fucking sinister. Just partially. Hmm.
I’m not going to describe what she sees. First of all, that would be spoiling it. Unless you already know, in which case, I guess what’s taking place here qualifies as something closer to dramatic irony. But if you really want to see it for yourself, stop what you’re doing, flip the whole thing over, and begin again. I’ll be right here when you get back, waiting. Trust me, no one’s going anywhere.
Hahahahah. So the candy part IS written. I mean I was pretty sure, but it’s nice to have it acknowledged here. Pretty awesome. I won’t stop here to read it, I’ll get to the candy part eventually as a nice dessert.
All she needs is a nudge in the right direction.
We’re family. We belong together. And after years of micromanaging the inconsistent and confused desires of total imbeciles, wouldn’t it be a relief to have someone by my side who understood me?
Stop being so incestuous. Dirk, you’re just getting off on the CONCEPT of incest being part of the flavor of all this, aren’t you. That’s why you kept pushing things this way, you want it to be as uncomfortable as possible.
...wait, yeah he’s just talking about being a metatextual ascended, isn’t he.
Her body should be dead now.
I’M SORRY WHAT THE FLYING FUCK.
And Rose has... what, ascended but somehow given in to Dirk’s puppeteering of existence, or? Ugh.
Next post, I wanna keep reading already to get through all this bullshit. Then once I’ve figured it all out, I can rest comfortably back with the Candy side which Rose practically just promised me is potentially TOO SUGARY which is really enticing as a prospect.
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