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Steve and Eddie have different ideas of what ‘their’ song is. Steve insists it’s Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen because it was playing during their first date (they also don’t agree on what their first date was, but either way Eddie doesn’t want that song, even if he can admit it might be appropriate for them) but Eddie insists it’s The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden because it was playing when they first kissed. (Steve can admit the sentiment is sweet but “the lyrics aren’t romantic, Eddie!!” “It’s not about the lyrics! It’s about the memory!” “It’s about, like, Satan!” “So?”)

(On the other hand, Steve and Robin know their song is Total Eclipse of the Heart, no debate)

#steddie #steve x eddie #steddie headcanon #platonic stobin #i was going to pick a lesser known song for Eddie’s but then this came to me and I thought it was funny #i was also going to use never tear us apart for Steve’s song which is totally a Steddie song but it was a bit too dramatic I think #pizzaqueentxt

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie drops by Steve’s when Steve’s washing his car and he doesn’t get a chance to say anything before he just…short circuits. Because Steve’s wearing this ratty old gray sweatshirt that’s got all these holes in it and the collar is all stretched out so it shows a lot of collarbone, and it’s wet in some parts so it’s clinging a little, and the only other thing he’s wearing is a pair of cut-offs that show more of Steve’s legs than Eddie has ever seen

It takes him a good twenty minutes to function again, and Steve is kind of freaking out and touching Eddie’s face and shoulders, trying to get through to him, which only makes it worse, and the first word he manages to say is “thighs”, and Steve is relieved but confused, and Eddie clean forgets what he came over for, but it doesn’t matter because thinks he might be dead, anyway

#steddie #Steve x eddie #Steddie headcanon #Steve harrington #Eddie munson #i had this written on a piece of paper and idk why now #sorry if someone’s posted something like this before!! #pizzaqueentxt

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Steve being indignant over the girls in Hawkins not being interested in Eddie and Eddie's like I mean, it's fine, I'm gay, I'm not interested in them, and Steve's like that's not the point! You're hot! What's wrong with them?

#steddie #Steddie headcanon #this feels unfinished but it was in my drafts so have it anyway lol #Steve x eddie #pizzaqueentxt #anyway then they move somewhere else and the girls are all over Eddie and Steve is like nope don’t like this either! 😂 #does this even make sense??? I’m so tired #clearing out my drafts #also this is assuming girls don’t show interest in him which idk I’m sure some do but it doesn’t work if they do what am I sayinggggg ugh

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie calls Steve up and he’s like “Steve! I need you to come over ASAP! I’m in a real pickle!” So, Steve goes over and finds Eddie in a giant pickle costume, laughing his ass off

#next time eddie calls and says he’s in a jam Steve is like yeah not falling for that again! #steddie #Steve x eddie #did I accidentally take this from something? like a show or something??? #i just saw someone in a pickle costume and it came to me but idk now :/ #I’m sorry if I did! #There’s a thing where you think you’ve come up with something but you’re actually copying something you’ve seen #but I can’t remember what it’s called lol #Cryptomnesia! that’s it!! #pizzaqueentxt

[pizzaqueen]

Steve gets one of those 'I'm not gay but my boyfriend is' shirts and he's like 'but, see, it's not even a joke because I'm NOT gay' and he thinks it's so funny and Eddie's like 'I'm getting an "I'm not a dork but my boyfriend is" shirt printed' and Steve says 'Well, that one would be *wrong*...unless I was also wearing it' and Eddie just sighs, long suffering, while Steve grins roguishly, still proudly wearing his shirt

#steddie #Steve x eddie #steddie headcanon #Steddie headcanons #pizzaqueentxt #is this funny? I think it’s funny #or at least kind of cute

[pizzaqueen]

Steve likes to think he’s the responsible one, that he’s totally over all that teenage stuff, he’s a man now, he’s Seen Things! But! It would be so easy for Eddie to talk him into doing dumb shit. So easy

#steddie #Steve x eddie #Steddie headcanon #pizzaqueentxt #actually this probably doesn’t fit his character but too late I’ve posted it #idk he’s got that easily cranky and world weariness about him at times but he’s also silly #like idk he’s quick to shut stuff down with the kids but…idk #where am I going with this? #anyway I don’t write enough of them doing dumb stuff is what I’m saying haha

[pizzaqueen]

Going to turn this into a fic at some point but: Steve starts getting weird leading up to his first anniversary with Eddie. He's distant one moment, then all over Eddie even more than usual the next. It takes Eddie a little while to notice and then, when he does, and he looks at the calendar, the dots start connecting. It's been nearly a year since they got together and Steve is acting weird. That can’t be good. He asks Dustin and Robin and some of the others if they've noticed Steve being weird lately, but no one has. It's just with Eddie.

The only conclusion Eddie can come to is that Steve is having second thoughts about them and if he is then...Steve can tell him himself, damn it!

Only, Eddie doesn't want to ask because he's not sure he wants to know. But then not knowing is worse. So, he asks. But he doesn't ask Steve because he's not that brave. He talks to Robin. He tells her what's been happening and how their anniversary is coming up and it takes Robin a minute to make the connection but then she says, "You know that he and Nance broke up just before they officially got to a year," and then the dots really connect. For real this time. And Eddie feels like kind of an asshole for thinking...

He thanks Robin and he doesn't say anything to Steve but he's extra affectionate, trying to reassure Steve without saying anything as their anniversary draws closer. He’s not sure it works but Steve seems a little more at ease.

And when the clock ticks over to one minute past midnight on their anniversary, Eddie wakes Steve up. Steve is grumpy at first, and then worried that something's wrong, until Eddie says, "Happy anniversary."

Steve squints. "Huh?"

"It's officially one year since we got together." Eddie smiles softly. "We made it."

Steve smiles back and says, "You couldn't have told me in the morning?" even as he reaches for Eddie.

“Couldn’t wait,” Eddie says and kisses Steve and holds him tight.

And Eddie does the same thing every year for many many years to come.

#steddie #steveddie #steve x eddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #st4 #this is soooooo sappy #pizzaqueentxt #I’m pretty sure I got the timeline right with Nancy and Steve??? #S1 is nov 83 and then S2 is oct/nov 84??? #i never know how to end my headcanon posts #pizzaqueenfic

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie is forever grumbling about “losing” his shirts, storming out of their room and flopping dramatically on the couch, declaring his favorite shirt is gone forever, it was there one minute and now it’s just gone. Gone gone gone!

And Steve will sigh and say it can’t be lost, shirts don’t just get up and walk out and Eddie will say this one did! all but harrumphing. So Steve will go in their room, look through the same pile of shirts Eddie looked through a moment ago, and come back out, holding it up, saying “this shirt?”

And Eddie will say it wasn’t there when he looked and they’re all black, it was camouflaged, and take the shirt half-annoyed, half-sheepish and murmur something about how there’s definitely a shirt stealing gremlin living in their walls that takes Eddie’s shirts then puts them back for Steve to find and make Eddie look like an idiot

And Steve will roll his eyes and try not to smile knowing it will happen again and again. And some days he finds it amusing, others annoying, but it’s all part of living together

#steddie #Steve x eddie #steddie headcanon #Eddie munson #Steve harrington #brought to you by me being convinced I lost my softest Metallica shirt for the last two days #and then finding it right where I’d already looked lmao #Steve definitely does this too and doesn’t have the excuse of most of his clothes being black :P #or he does the where are my glasses thing when they’re on his head lol #we’ve all been there right? #also why did I write most of this in future tense except a couple of sentences in present ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #alsooooo sorry if someone’s written something similar!!! #i had a vague feeling after posting someone might have 🙈😫 #pizzaqueentxt #pizzaqueenfic

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Sometimes I like Eddie being a little insecure or worried about what being with him would mean for Steve, feeling like he’d ruin Steve’s life and so on

And sometimes I like Eddie just being like “I would be the best damn thing to happen to Steve Harrington actually”

#steddie #Steve x eddie #steddie headcanon #eddie munson #steve harrington #pizzaqueentxt #this has been in my drafts forever for some reason????? #and I no longer know if it fits but I’m posting it anyway lol

[pizzaqueen]

Eddie likes making Steve alphabet soup so he can spell out cute (and sometimes saucy) messages for him. Except, a lot of the time, he gets hungry while he’s pasta-writing so Steve ends up with a bowl that tells him “I ove ou” or “yo ave ice ass” but, honestly, as much as Steve might gently tease Eddie for not being able to wait to eat his own food, he always looks forward to ‘decoding’ the messages

#steddie #Steve x eddie #honestly this works the other way around too 🤣 #Steddie headcanons #also saucy is an intentional pun #i tried to think of more creative messages but my mind blanked #pizzaqueentxt #now that I’ve posted this I feel like i saw another post ages ago that was similar or maybe art??? :/

[pizzaqueen]

I enjoy the idea of Wayne calling Steve Eddie’s “gentleman caller”—both Eddie and Steve are like "ugh", but are secretly delighted by it

#steddie #Wayne munson #Eddie & Wayne #Steve x eddie #anyway this is why I wrote it into a fic #i just like the term in general! i think it's cute #i like the term beau too but idk if Wayne would use that #clearing out my drafts #pizzaqueentxt

[pizzaqueen]

Not saying anything new, but it pains me so much that Eddie, absolutely terrified, jumps in after Nancy and Robin and still doesn’t think he’s brave. It doesn’t matter that he hesitated (barely) or that he was scared. Actually, it does. Because that’s what makes him brave??? He hesitated because he was terrified but he still followed. Doesn’t matter why, he did it.

Maybe it’s cliched by now, the whole being brave isn’t the absence of fear, it’s being scared and doing it anyway, but I do think it’s true

#eddie munson #also!!! fear is a good thing at times because it’s keeping us safe you know? #of COURSE eddie was scared it’s a terrifying situation #his brain and body wanted to keep him alive because that’s what the fear response is for #THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE OCTOBER WTF???? #clearing out my drafts #pizzaqueentxt

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Robin [answering phone]: Hello? Oh, hi Eddie. Yeah, he’s here, I’ll just get him

Robin [to Steve]: it’s your boyfriend

Steve: he’s not my boyfriend

*picks up phone*

Steve: hi, babe

#steddie #steve x eddie #steveddie #vest boyfriends #incorrect quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #I’ve been rewatching spaced and I couldn’t help myself lmao #pizzaqueentxt

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After Steve sees Ghost, he decides to take up pottery. Eddie loves watching him because Steve always wears these old, ragged jeans, and often doesn't bother with a shirt, and he looks more hot covered in clay than anyone has a right to be. Also, he has the most beautiful hands Eddie's ever seen and he's still obsessed with them and watching them make something is hypnotic

(Eddie sometimes decides to 'help' like Patrick Swayze does. It rarely ends with any pottery actually being made)

#steddie #steve x eddie #steddie headcanon #as I type this I feel like someone else may have posted something similar 😬 #i just got this image of joe keery sitting at a pottery wheel in a raggy old pair of jeans and no shirt half covered in clay and uh... #It’s a good image lol #pizzaqueentxt

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Steve and Eddie could totally do that scene in 10 Things where Kat is drunk (and possibly concussed) and looks up at Patrick from where she’s slumped on the swing and says “your eyes have a little green in them” (and then proceeds to vomit all over his shoes) because of Steve’s pretty hazel eyes that look darker in some light and so it might actually be a surprise revelation for drunk!Eddie or he’s stating the obvious, either works

(I think about this a lot more than I would like to admit lol)

#steddie #this is sooooo badly worded 🤣 #i should have just done an incorrect quotes post lmao #pizzaqueentxt #I can picture this so perfectly in my head though #not even a 10 things AU just like…in canon #vomit mention

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When Eddie and Steve start dating they take to standing with their hands behind their backs so they can hold their own hands and pretend they're holding each others'.

It's not the same as being able to hold hands for real, but it's close enough for now

#steddie #Steddie headcanon #shamelessly borrowed *cough*stolen*cough* from pushing daisies #except they do it for a different reason haha #pizzaqueentxt #wow idk how long this one has been in my drafts!! #this could make a cute fic tbh 🤔