#poor Morris trying so desperately to get his store to succeed despite all odds

[maxwell-mtv]

So I've recently met a couple of new friends at a new job and we hit it off instantly, tons in common, and I recently got them into Stardew Valley.

So we all came up with these whacky ideas and mine was that somehow, someway someone would convince Morris to do like an "undercover boss" sort of thing to figure out why sales were down at his Joja Mart.

Only catch? Morris doesn't really have normal people clothes? And even if he did he'd stick out like a sore thumb.

But could you imagine?

~◇WOW LOOK AT THIS SUAVE TRANSITION TO BELOW THE CUT◇~

Shane is there carelessly stocking the shelves, not caring to make sure they're very organized and Not Morris goes and is just like "Don't you think it would be a good idea to have all the labels facing out?"

Shane would narrow his eyes and be like "Why? It's all the same junk?"

Not Morris would then frown and begin to lecture him, granted not as badly as he normally would. "You really shouldn't be down talking your store's product like that."

"Why not???" Shane would ask, already recognizing the condescending tone of his boss. "It's all over-produced crap anyways."

"Well what if a customer were to hear you? What does that say for the company, hm?" Not Morris would suggest as he leans over Shane with his hands folded behind his back.

Shane just stops, sets down the price gun and stands up. "Hold on. Stay here, I'll be right back." He says as he rushes to find the others.

Meanwhile, as Morris takes in all the other errors of Shane's work...

"Yeah. I think we all knew it from the start but that's just Morris in a hat and hoodie."

"You sure?" Sam perks up and tilts his head curiously. "He complimented me on my mopping and Morris never does that."

"... Yeah. I'm sure."

To which everyone would turn to see as the man in question reluctantly tidies Shane's sloppy work.

"Okay. Yeah. I see it."

And after discussing what to do, they all just gang up on the poor man and rip his disguise away. (It was the better alternative to just doing their jobs, okay? They legitimately do not get paid enough for the shit they go through at that hellsite)

#more ideas to come now that I'm down for 2 weeks lol #undercover boss #poor Morris trying so desperately to get his store to succeed despite all odds #stardew valley #sdv #morris sdv #joja co #morris #morris stardew valley #Shane sdv #joja #my art #maxwell_mtv