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poptropicamisadventures · 6 years

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Poptropica Villains, ranked

ok, before yall start shit, this is a joke. no discourse. this scale has no validity. disagree or agree, whatever, just dont attack me pls i am a sensitive being lmao

Black Widow: Sis is serving LOOKS. Honestly?? big dick energy... but she’s also a big gay so we stan 15/10

Dr. Hare: twink in a pink rabbit fursuit, how on earth did he get to be the most popular villain and appear on ALL OF THE MARKETING???? Still an icon tho 8/10

Binary Bard: Astro Knights was super hard but so ICONIC UGH super interesting concept love this cyborg space clown 11/10

Captain Crawfish: lmao whomst??? tbh i was so busy trading shit for coins on his island that i forgot he existed for a hot sec. whoops. 2/10

Gretchen Grimlock: honestly she’s got a style going for her im so proud of my cryptid hunting wife 9/10

Mademoiselle Moreau: femme lesbian and u can’t tell me otherwise. lowkey a sociopath... tried to stab you with scissors but thats just tea.. still love her tho and Mystery Train is iconic 8/10

Ringmaster Raven: EdgyTM with tragic backstory but that doesn’t stop me from loving this sweet sweet bird man 10/10

Super Power Island Villains (theres 6 of them and i dont feel like ranking them all): honestly?? squad goals. they were all p easy to beat but still love em 8/10 collectively

Myron Van Buren: gross. wrinkly old man. who does he think he is with his Jumanji lookin ass. still managed to scare me tho bc my dumb ass didn’t see the plot twist coming oh well 6/10

Zeus: finally,,, this dick is portrayed as the villain he is... honestly so proud. loved Mythology Island and Super Villain Island cause they were so iconicTm 9/10

El Mustachio: don’t kill me but i never really liked him all that much idk why??? like crawfish never saw much of him. classic cowboy tho 6/10

Director D: baaaaallld. his plot twist had me shooketh as a child and spy island was LIT 9/10

Octavian: lol who?? Never read the comics, only played Mystery of the map but hes probably more complex in the comics. lol sorry i guess this is based on my knowledge 4/10

Omegon: kinda cool i guess? idk i like Poptropicon tho 7/10

the villains from Mocktropica: ok,,, i love mocktropica?? i thought it was so funny bc it literally hit my sense of humor so well?? and these villains?? lmao 9/10

Mr. Silva: Shrink Ray island was so iconic but mr silva was a total asshole. like dude CJs like 12 leave her alone. petty ass. 1/10

Count Bram: yeah his story was kinda sad but my dude needs some glasses or smth, kidnapping some random village girl smh bram get it together 5/10

Booted Bandit: ok... i really liked escape from pelican rock, but how dare this booted bandit bitch steal MY look?? Also, why can’t they tell the bandit and the player apart?? The bandit has boots???? 7/10

Red Baroness: Love my wife,,, like i know she was part of the tutorial but still, i like her 7/10

Daphne Dreadnaught: I MISSED HER EVENT AND I AM SALTY but from what ive seen of her she looks pretty cool and i get some butch vibes from her which i love 9/10

Holmes: hhhhhhnnnn game show island was so good and i loved the whole robots taking over thing idk why... holmes was pretty cool 8/10

Magistrate Henry Flatbottom from Ghost Story: Listen,,, buddy,,, ya gotta move on... petty man, probably complained about being in the “Friend Zone” 2/10

ok thats it sorry if i missed some and sorry this post is long af byyye

#poptropica #poptropicavillains #why did i make this dumbass post #dont take this too seriously this is a joke post #like pls dont come after me im not trying to hurt anyone #like u can disagree im just trying to be funny lol

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