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[foopeach]

I just want jotaro to be horny. Insatiably horny. Gripping his bedsheets in anger because he wants to fuck so bad, cock straining in his pants painfully. Cripplingly and devastatingly needy for your touch and unable to move properly with how badly his body is vibrating. I want him to think of you in the most lewd fashion possible, thoughts running wild and possibly slightly ashamed for thinking of you in such an aggressive way, his head in one arm and holding himself up in bed while he furiously jacks off with the other. He thinks about taking you there on the bed, then the wall, then the couch, then the kitchen, then the shower- hell, even the floor. He thinks about your deliciously slick heat and how good it tastes filled with his cum, how beautiful you look with your throat bulging around his length, the way you moan his name whenever he makes you orgasm or how the sweet spasms from your walls suck him deeper. Everything little thing about you turns him into a depraved, animalistic creature that just wants to pound you into the nearest surface until he can feel your legs give out.

The smell lingering on the sheets and in the room drives him up the wall and suddenly his hand isn’t enough so he grabs your pillow and desperately starting humping it, and the longer he lets the fabric rub around him the more desparate he gets, letting out low whines and and starting to chant your name more frequently, lips quivering in ecstasy and his teeth grit from how good he feels. He can’t form a single coherent thought outside of ‘want’ and ‘you’, his brain turned to complete and utter mush, and it stays that way for the rest of the night as he cums over and over again with a loud cry of your name every time.

#he has to be RAVENOUS #wrist machine broke from overuse #Christ the thought of HIM thinking about YOU is literally so hot #even better if I’m secretly watching from a hidey hole #jotaro kujo #jotaro x reader #jjba #stardust crusaders #jotaro #kujo #quiwrites

[foopeach]

I saw a piece of fan art of jotaro doing volleyball as part of a school thing and now I can’t get the idea of you and him being in gym and he sees you in uniform with short shorts, and you’re doing an activity that requires a lot of movement, so you get all sweaty and he gets super turned on in the middle of class looking at his hot partner moving around like that. His boner is super obvious. He drags you to the supply closet in the middle of the game and just takes you right there against the wall or mat. The whole class knows what you’re doing too because they could 1) all see his bulge in the loose gym shorts and 2) you’re not exactly quiet with the sound of skin slapping every few seconds or so echoing off the closet walls....he cums inside you so the janitor doesn’t have to clean it and pulls your underwear back up, but it’s hard to walk comfortably with how much he pumped you full with. Maybe a little tummy swell is present....

Hhhhh oh my god....I really mean it when needy and overly horny jotaro is one of my fav version of him to think about 🥵🥵🥵 The gym uniform is just a plus 😩

#man FUCK #quispeech #quiwrites #jotaro kujo #sdc #jotaro x reader #I need to properly tag my stuff lol I’m getting lazy. #he walks out with you over his shoulder afterwards #both of you clearly just had sex #no one can look him in the eye let alone the teacher.

[foopeach]

I am once more,,,,thinking about hucow au,,,,,

None of my thoughts are coherent, obviously, I’m stupid- but they are there nonetheless so have these.

Jonathan is such a sweet boy tbh

He actually tries very hard to be a good producer for the ranch

VERY hard, actually, he needs to take a break sometimes because he gets overworked

We’re gonna ignore that that means he’s coom too much

He’s actually considered best producer on the whole ranch!

Not only because he’s so easy to get along with but also because he takes pride in his work!

He often takes on lots of jobs outside of being milked. He’s big and beefy for that purpose.

Personally I think Jonathan (like most of the joestars) is a very sturdy field ox, which makes him desirable for hard labor tasks

You can often find him hauling around large deliveries or carrying construction material for the ranch

Sometimes he also heads over to the crop area and plows fields

Jonathan is a very hard working boy, but he’s also oddly sensitive

He’s always asking for reassurances in his jobs and loves it when you tell him he’s a good boy

Head pats are his weakness

I’m telling you, jsut walk up to him while he’s in the middle of some grueling task

He’s all sweaty, exhausted and ready to take his break for the day

just gently grasp his face and give him pats and a good brushing??? Maybe a smooch?

INSTANT revitalization, he’s revving up and leaning into your hand and giving you small licks ready to keep working

He’s such a simp for you it’s almost funny

Whenever he’s off duty or he’s not on schedule for being milked he’ll usually leave his stall to go find you

He uses his nose to find your scent, because he’s throughly covered you in his own by this point

“Hello my love, can I join you?” In literally any task your doing, even if you’re not lovers or doing anything

All he wants is to stay by your side always

He’ll headbutt you gently to get your attention and then he’ll gently nibble the edges of your clothing

He’ll also pick random flowers he sees in the field and then hand them to you if he doesn’t eat them first

He tried braiding them into your hair once.

It didn’t work, unfortunately

At the end of the day he just wants bring you into his stall and crush you to his chest because he lovs u sm it hurts

Joseph though, that’s a whole different story

He’s a cheeky, CHEEKY motherfucker in both work and relaxation

He’s aware that he’s got the same strength and work stamina as Jonathan and that makes him an ideal work ox but that doesn’t mean he likes it

He’s gonna avoid doing anything outside of fucking milkers and other cows as much as he possibly can

He’s sneaky about it too!

When he figures out he’s scheduled for work next week he’ll locate the timesheets for the ranch and literally change them so he’s not on schedule

He’ll also fence hop and graze around in neighboring fields when he gets bored of the ranch activities

Speaking of, he’s a very social bull

He’s traveled far enough when skipping out on duties to befriend entire neighboring ranches

He’s also caused a large breeding scandal because he couldn’t keep his hands off the cows over there

Stupid idiot is so horny all the time and he will let you know

He’s so stupidly insistent on getting laid, too

He knows he’s sexy and he knows how to use it to get your attention when he wants it

Again, he’s aware he’s got the same structure as Jonathan, except instead of using it for helpful things he just oils himself up and flaunts himself for you

He’s also really aggressive towards other people on the ranch who he thinks he might have competition with (aside from Jotaro, who he has TRIED to get into a spat with and it ended up with them needing to be pried apart forcefully and Joseph chipping a tooth)

It doesn’t matter if it’s a human coworker or it’s another animal, he always treats them with varying degrees of hostility

ESPECIALLY if it’s something in relation to you

He’s really insistent on taking up all of your time, really

He’ll flick you with his tail when you’re not giving him the attention he wants

He’ll also just straight up chew all of your clothing

Sometimes (and by sometimes I mean all the time) when he gets the urge to breed or get milked and there’s no one around he’ll intentionally seek you out to take care of his needs

He’ll latch on to you and give you long licks while he humps you

He’s just a dumb, horny, social bull

Which is funnily enough, the complete opposite of Jotaro

The only thing he has in common with the other two work bulls of his size on the farm is 1) Jonathan’s work drive and 2) Joseph’s aggression (although it’s unbiased in gender)

Jotaro makes a very strong effort to let everyone know he does not appreciate extended social interaction unless it’s someone he likes

Especially with the people who irritate him on the farm (coughjosephcough)

He’s the most likely to get into fights

He has horns and he will use them

He’s also one to fence hop when he feels like it, but only when he’s not scheduled for work

He just likes the peace that open, unmarked fields give him

He can graze peacefully for hours on end that way

When he does do work though he’s very thorough.

He rivals jonathan in terms of workload and is just as good about finishing it

To quote joot himself “if I say I’m gonna do something it gets done”

He actually quite likes the work out it gives him, he’s proud of his physique

He’s usually one of the bulls they send for shows because his pelt is the most well groomed and shiniest out of the big bulls

You wouldn’t think it but he’s actually quite interested in keeping up his appearance and hygiene

He loves the feeling of being well groomed and handsome

He is not good however, at getting milked

Piggying off of Bisky’s hucownons- Jotaro is willing to do it but he makes it as difficult as he possibly can for every party involved

He completely rejected the idea of having multiple people responsible for his milking very early on, and even then he didn’t like the single one they assigned him

So he just opted to do it himself

His resistance to the idea isn’t great for him either

He gets a really heavy swell to his balls sometimes and he doesn’t want to deal with it so he just lets himself suffer as much as possible before wanking off into the bucket provided

He doesn’t have a high sex drive but the few times he does have the urge to breed it is very intense

Which is why it’s a good thing he has an attachment to you

You’re the only person on the farm he’s even willing to consider getting milked from, let alone mount

He doesn’t show it at all but he has a very deep level of affection for you

He kind of wants to hold you in his arms all the time

He likes the idea of having you pressed against him in a non sexual circumstance

Proximity and small gestures is his love language

#uerghehrugegr... #does my bias for jotaro show too much? #I actually tried really hard to even them out #quispeech #quiwrites #I just really like hucow #and these three are easier for me to write for #jotaro kujo #Joseph Joestar #Jonathan Joestar #jotaro x reader #josepg x reader #Jonathan x reader #jjba

[foopeach]

I think the thing I like most about the hucow AU is how everyone is so open to the idea of making characters multiple different things. Like there was lambs and cows and cats and stuff and I like the idea of maybe smaller barn animals around the farm (although obviously more human sized). This is obviously up to whoever headcanons what though, I just think these are cute

I like the idea of Foo as the scraggly looking duck on the Ranch that everyone loves. Just a funky, sweet, well-traveled barn animal people know. She makes a habit of living inside the ranch right inside of Jolyne and Ermes’ stall, where you’ve installed a water trough just for her (Jolyne drinks like a regular person). Very Splishy Splashy. She is an integral part of any large-scale washing day; both for the barn itself and the animals.

Oh yeah I feel like Pucci would be a barn snake (naga? No not because of his stand), he just sits coiled quietly in the shady areas of the field and slithers all over the farm in search of the stupid barn cat. He is very quiet. Does not live in the ranch itself but he definitely lives in the surrounding area. His gaze makes people very uncomfortable.

Mista is a goat and you will not change my mind

Avdol seems like he’d be a rooster! A big, handsome, puffy, proud one! He actually wakes people up around the farm (but he does it over the loudspeaker he doesn’t just scream until people are up). He helps set up all the work schedules around the ranch, and he is very wise. People often come to his den outside to ask him for advice.

CatgirlTrishcatgirlTrish- shes another farm cat (the first being DIO, the bastard feral who pesters everyone at the ranch). She’s much more of an indoor cat though, she prefers staying inside the house where you live so she can have air conditioning. Picky girl. Talks to Mista often, who sticks his head through the window near constantly. She is a silky, silky kitty. Her fur fur is fluffy and long.

Kakyoin is a cheeky fox and I will die on this hill. Hes like pucci in that he doesn’t live on the farm or the ranch but he lives in the surrounding area, but he’s friendly, unlike pucci though. He often sneaks through the fences around the big bull area to go hang out with all the people inside. He usually sits on top of the fence around Jotaro’s stall.

Holly is still a cow, but she’s smaller than nearly all the others on the ranch so she counts in this. She’s very friendly and flowery -you can often find her outside in the grazing field trying to befriend some birds. She still tries to take care of jotaro even though he’s fully grown. She flits around him when he’s just finished working and always offers him some monchin seeds and water.

#quiwrites #these are just smol things... #jjba

[foopeach]

Actually, I really like the idea of minotaur JoJo’s. Or possibly mythical creatures in general, but I’m pretty sure that Jonathan would be a minotaur (or an angel?)

I have absolutely no idea how faithful I wanna be to the actual creature origins though because on one hand Jonathan as a big beefy imposing bull being misunderstood appeals to me, but the minotaur also regularly ate people.

Hm. What if to get around that Jonathan is definitely like the regular minotaur, he eats people and he’s imprisoned in a maze. You were sent in as a sacrifice to da minotaur and by some grace of god (maybe a a little unfortunate) instead of eating you he falls in love, so decides to keep you and you’re just trapped in the maze with him forever. I also like the idea of...possessive minotaur Jonathan. His love is a little loopy and he desperately wants your approval on anything but he is big and mean and he knows it and he is insistent on keeping you with him at all times. You belong to HIM, and you can’t do anything for fear he’ll eat you out of anger. As long as he knows where you are and he’s sure you’re not lost in the maze he’s a puppy for you, otherwise he gets alarmed and manic because what if you can’t navigate the maze. or EVEN WORSE some man has come to take you from him! Axe swinging to tear down walls to get to you in panic. His love is suffocating.

#EVEN BETTER if there are people trying to get you out of the maze #see this is ooc but yan Jonathan is literally so good #he’s wants to take care of u but he will hurt you #quiwrites #jonathan joestar #phantom blood #jjba #Jonathan x reader #jonathan joestar x reader