#rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

#rando thoughtz #this is coming from the shrimpiest noodle arm guy in the world. do not give a shit abt if u think fat looks bad suck it up buddy !!!!!! #also ur wrong and fat is so beautiful #and is generally a normal way to exist without needing it to be worthy of existing based on attractiveness #but also the variety in human bodies is beautiful in general too SO FAT IS BEAUTIFL

[woolydemon]

I would

slaughter nations for ehr

#rando thoughtz #STOPPPP WHY SO CUTE 😭😭😭

[woolydemon]

klavier is so fucking funny he straight up walks up to a short man that put his brother in jail, bends down à la how not to talk to short ppl manner, and is immediately like "do you want me carnally. in a gay way"

#rando thoughtz #ace attorney #yes klavier is one of my fav characters how did u know #i do enjoy that he just comes right out of the gate with the homosexual undertones #hes not waiting to drop his ''unnecessary feelings'' line he needs u to know hes gay right now #suggestive #klapollo

[woolydemon]

apollo is at the right age to have played undertale when he was a preteen. This is why I definitely think his reaction to seeing beanix was "SANS UNDERTALE???"

#whether he said that in his mind or out loud is up to interpretation #another fun thing. apollo at the right age to know what fingers in his ass sunday is #i only know this bc hes born arounf the same year as me akshdkfhflhclfjf #my lived experiences are now his. and those lived experiences include obsessing over undertale for several years #rando thoughtz #ace attorney

[woolydemon]

klavier and apollo are like meant to be together for several reasons but I think the primary one is that they are both so so autisms for law that I think they would legitmately expldoe if u forced them to not be lawyers

#BEING LAWYERS IS THEIR LIFE. THEIR GREATEST PASSION SKDHFKFJFKF #im not even saying this as a joke they just fucking love law work so much #and i. love it when ppl have them start connecting rlly hard when they mutually realize the other is just as insane abt the law as they are #its so real to me. thats klapollo #rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

Apollo: wtf 2 dollars for a chapstick??? fuckthat (slips it into his pocket)

Klavier: 😰!?!?!?!???????????? IM DATING ... A BAD BOY????????????

#klavier is like ''why am i always dating criminals 💔'' when his ex killed a guy and apollo is just stealing candy bars from walmart #rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

liberal ninjago

Lloyd GENDERdon

GAY Walker

SHEel SamHERai

Zane JuliTHEM

Cole

The Red ShoNO GUN

#ninjago #rando thoughtz #was looking through my drafts to get some art ready to post next month #left this in my drafts and never posted it for some reason

[woolydemon]

oh no apollo ur expressive hair horns were forming a heart shape while u were looking at klavier now everybody is going to bully u more

#putting this on the list of things for me to draw btw. working on a diff apollo piece atm #rando thoughtz #ace attorney #klapollo

[woolydemon]

I can't blorbo tag posts that are meant to be blorbo-able with things like "umm ur boyfriend murdered ppl" bc my blorbos rn are literally lawyers that specifically handle cases about murder ajxhxkxjj

#in my tf era i was able to be like Yeah blurr kills ppl with his chainsaw thats funny #im in legal era though. my guys cang commit crimes </3 #except idk. i think polly would be a kind of guy to shoplift #i cant accept klav doing any crimes though on his own he would just simply not #i refuse to think hes a bad boy hes the biggest loser around #he sees polly take a chapstick without paying for it and hes like OH MEIN GOTT 😰. #its ok its ok i know polly can fix him. #it will just take a lot of work. #rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

im convinced that klavier is just deeply attracted to stupid hair like do u see this shit

#klavier voice Oh Mein Gott hes so hot his hair looks like a cartoon character all on its own #i say this as if klavier isnt also a stupid hair haver. the drill 😭 #he must genuinely think having dumb looking hair is cool no other explanation #rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

i was on the fence before but yes.predictably my favorite is indeed chilchuck. <- stated by guy who is apollo justice fan

#whispers in tags also fan of blurrtransformers and commanderpeepers #but less ppl will understand how much they indicate that i am primed to be a chilchuck fan #I LOVE HATERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i love characters that are uptight and complain all the time. just like me fr #though it might be bc of undiagnosed autism uprightness. unclear. #idk man i just know my whole life im been regarded to be notoriously stubborn and unrelenting abt things. for better or worse #and it manfests as being a hater with little tolerance for things i think are stupid #so yeah. guys i love apollo and chilchuck #rando thoughtz #i was thinking I was going to like all the dunmeshi characters more equally #bc they all appeal to me. but no i always rlly like small little hater man just a lil more than everybody else

[woolydemon]

I love when ppl draw klapollo as stick beanpole man and borbus ball man it's so real

#I GET GIDDY SEEING IT AKHDKFJF #rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

i am so apathetic to popular male transformers characters, but i have a simple trick to make me care abt them: i turn them into robot women then i suddenly start seeing their appeal

#grimlock would be so awesome as a butch woman. DO YOU HEAR ME DOES ANYBODY HEAR ME HELLOOOO #also crazy in depth conversation i had abt this made me think abt why i get rlly. apathetic abt popular tf characters #esp when i realize all the popular characters im Whatever abt are all men #but i always have interest in the female ones and also the niche little weird guys #you are looking at rare scrounge fan. rare wheelie fan. and Number 1 Fan of Blurr* #*when hes a dorky weird anxious guy. yknow the ones ppl dont care abt bc hes “annoying” and “ugly” #i dont give as much of a shit abt the handsome cocky racer blurrs #i realize. because tf fandom has a weird thing abt only caring abt how attractive a character is #and tends to gravitate to male characters for that aspect #like lets be real here. there is such a high priority in this fandom for what characters look best in porn. im right. #and ppl love the yaoi robots for that. #and i. am on the aroace spectrum. and do not find as much attraction in men (though i do sometimes. just less so) #so this doesnt appeal to me #so i find myself so incredibly apathetic or a hater to a lot of the tf fandom bc of this #in turn i do not care so much for the popular characters or straight up see them as red flags (admittedly im a bit irrational for this tho) #a lot of times i get a feeling like “ok whats so special abt this guy. its just another conventionally attractive man" it feels boring to m #so that might explain why i become more interested in these characters if they arent men #this is all being said from a nonbinary person that leans more transmasc btw. just noting that. #rando thoughtz

[woolydemon]

jumps up in the air MAKOTO NIIJIMA IS SOOO COOOL !! lands down and walks away

#rando thoughtz #there are times when i go teehee makoto i like to think abt her #though im not at the level of makoto enjoyer as my friend is. no one can be a bigger makoto niijima fan

[woolydemon]

EVERYBODY SHITT HE AHUT SHUT SHUT THE FUCK UP APLO JUSYCIE APOLLO JUST ICE AOLLO APOLLO JUSTICE IS ON SWITCU SWITCH HES ON SWITCJ HES ON SWITCH I CAN DOWNLOAD HIM

#rando thoughtz #TJIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

[woolydemon]

the differences between the fandom experiences for tf & aa are so. interesting. in tf we have canon confirmation that rodimus pees in the sink, and i would love to find out if klavier pees in the sink too

#having a normal one #rando thoughtz