#redacted elliot

[messenger-of-stupidity]

How Redacted Boys would respond to being told “I think that you’re in love with them”

Did anyone see my pun? Can you please laugh?

Redacted Masterlist

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“I think you’re in love with them.”

David: “Mind your own.”

Asher: “Is that what it is?”

Milo: “... How’d you figure it out, sherlock?” /s

Vincent: “And I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.”

Sam: “I thought I would never feel this...”

Gavin: “Shit. I’m in love with them...”

Damien: *Chokes on drink*

Huxley: “You might be onto something, dude.”

Lasko: “Don’t say a word to anyone!!”

Aaron: “But I hate them. I am in hate with them.”

Ollie: “This is so embarrassing!!”

Ivan: “I always was.”

Elliot: “heheheh.... I’m screwed.”

Blake: “Not only that.”

Avior: “Definitely not. Doesn’t sound like me.”

Vega: “Don’t be ridiculous.”

Guy: “How could I not be?! I mean, look at ‘em!”

Morgan: “I didn’t see this coming...”

Camelopardalis: “In love? I’m not worthy enough to love them.”

Caelum: “Yup! I love them with my whole entire heart!”

Geordi: “Shit shit shit shit shit.”

Regulus: “And they love me.”

Kody: “In love? I don’t have time to be in love.”

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted milo #redacted sam #redacted vincent #redacted gavin #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted lasko #redacted aaron #redacted ollie #redacted ivan #redacted elliot #redacted blake #redacted avior #redacted vega #redacted guy #redacted morgan #redacted camelopardalis #redacted caelum #redacted geordi #redacted regulus #redacted kody

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Pet Headcanons

[In no particular order]

Aggro is a black persian cat with yellow-golden eyes

Wampus is a short-haired white cat with orange tabby spots

Ivan had a green and gray conure growing up

Asher won a goldfish at a fair once and killed it by trying to feed it bacon bits

Marie spoils Aggro like she would a human grandchild

Sam had an old cattle dog he had to leave behind in Mont Blanc

Anton has a soft spot for senior animals and has adopted several throughout his life

David grew up with a basset hound but it died not long after Gabe did

Ollie's parents have a crusty-eyed white dog

Aaron has always wanted a rottweiler but has never had the time to actually take care of one

Elliot has a bearded dragon

Caelum once made a list of reasons Gavin and Freelancer should adopt a puppy because he wanted a reason to come visit them more

Camelopardalis loves snakes but doesn't like feeding them mice, so he's never had one of his own

Sam grew up raising chickens and always named them so he could refer to them all respectfully

Vincent has never had a pet but he spent a decent chunk of his childhood and adolescence visiting and volunteering at animal shelters

Geordi had a terrarium of insects that were very well taken care of

Lasko got a puppy for his birthday once but his mom got mad at him and took it to the pound a few weeks later

Huxeley's moms feed the deer in their yard every day and some of them still recognize Hux when he comes to visit

Damien had a hampster in middle school - he refuses to give details on what happened to it

Guy's family has what can only be described as an army of golden retrievers

Marcus had a gecko that would just lay on his shoulder while he went about his day

#redacted headcanons #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted aggro #redacted wampus #redacted sam #redacted milo #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted marcus #redacted anton #redacted guy #redacted damien #redacted huxley #redacted geordi #redacted vincent #redacted caelum #redacted camelopardalis #redacted lasko #redacted elliot #redacted aaron #redacted ivan #redacted marie #i think that's everybody #that's a lot of tags jeebus #i literally pulled ll of these from nowhere #so do not ask why i think these things #it it simply the vibes #shea writes

[vegaly-art]

"Elliot... he smiled brighter than the sun... I hope I can see that smile again, even if it's just for a moment. Just in a dream... For that I would do anything..."

#The new blake video gave me some fitting angsty thoughts #ironic considering how cute and silly this piece is but considering the current circumstances he and sunshine are in?? :P #heheheheh I am evil #Also Elliot feels like a nostalgic person so he absolutely wears retro stuff all the time. prove me wrong #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted asmr fanart #redacted audio fanart #redacted elliot #illustration #digital painting

[venuslove-28]

i bet they had matching tattoos and still refused to make it official

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedaudio #redacted audio fanart #redacted audio sunshine #redacted sunshine #redacted elliot #redacted eli #redacted audio elliot #redacted asmr elliot

[6-atlas-6]

Redacted headcanons except this time I don't make people cry

Asher and Darlin' have a shared notes app filled with things that (lovingly) piss people off

If Sunshine has any family members or friends that passed away and sunshine started missing them again, Elliott will make them in a dreamscape so Sunshine can talk to them again

Freelancer has drawings Caelum drew up on the fridge so Damien, Hux, and Lasko always assumed it was a younger sibling or family member

You never see Vincent and Lovely apart. Like ever. He's always either hugging them from behind, holding their waist or their hand, etc. You have to specify if you invite them to an event because if one of them is going, the other is following

Lovely sees William as a father/parental figure almost as much as Vincent does

Milo and Vincent have a shared Pinterest board (mostly consisting of clothing)

Gavin and Freelancer don't have seperate clothes anymore. They took each other's clothes so often because they have such similar style that they have a shared wardrobe now

Smartass is like a 5 star chef but they're too tired to cook half the time. Aaron tried it once on their off day and swore he saw heaven

Damien and Huxley have chickens

Dear is the favorite professor purely because they're so flexible and they genuinely care so much about their students. They have a bin full of snacks and a drawer full of water for students, and even a pillow if they realize a student is working themselves to exhaustion

Dear packs two lunches everyday because they know Lasko always forgets his

Similar to Vince and Lovely, Avior and Starlight are never seen apart. Avior is a very clingy demon

Blake pretended to be a dreamwalker because his listener specified how well he helps them fall asleep

#Happy version this time #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted darlin #redacted tanker #redacted tank #redacted asher #redacted sunshine #redacted elliot #redacted freelancer #redacted caelum #redacted gavin #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted lasko #redacted damn #redacted lovely #redacted vincent #redacted milo #redacted smartass #redacted aaron #redacted dear #redacted starlight #redacted avior #redacted blake

[palilious]

You want kiss kiss?

I give you kiss kiss

#I did as many as I could before I got distracted with other projects #I hope you all appreciate the nose squishes #thats my favorite part of drawing kisses #all my listeners go by she/they btw! #all most of my favs #redacted ASMR #redacted david #redacted Angel #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted geordi #redacted cutie #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted Avior #redacted starlight #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #pali draws redacted #redacted audio

[dani-ya-dig]

Hear me out once more

Role reversal April for Blake BUT It’s Blake and Sunshine who get their roles reversed

A kidnapped Blake who sacrificed himself to save Bestie, and a Sunshine who is willing to go to any lengths to save Elliot???

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted blake #redacted bestie #redacted sunshine #redacted elliot

[scmoobly]

REDACTED CHARACTERS BUT THEY'RE 'DUMB WAYS TO DIE' LYRICS

Set fire to your hair : Freelancer. Gavin teased them for it for a full week

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear : Huxley. Yes he respects nature but sometimes bro gets a little too inquisitive for his own good

Eat medicine that's out of date : babe. THEY'RE TIRED- STOP. functioning on 2 hours of sleep and a protein bar

Use your private parts as piranha bait : Xavier. The sacrificial lamb in every universe

Get your toast out with a fork : Angel. Self-explanatory

Do your own electrical work : Lovely. Vincent has to watch them like a hawk

Teach yourself how to fly : Vincent. Just making sure he actually can't shift into a bat-

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie : Asher. Again, Self-explanatory

Invite a psycho-killer inside : Darlin. Everyone is surprised this mfer is still alive

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride : guy. No one saw so he didn't do it-

Take your helmet off in outer space : Avior. Give this man a manual on what not to do in a different dimension I beg you please-

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place : Sweetheart. I-

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet : Erik. Said rattlesnake: Echo

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet : Blake. He's stupid like that.

Eat a tube of superglue : Caelum. Sweety no that's not mayonnaise-

"I wonder, what's this red button do?" : Starlight. 😃

Dress up like a moose during hunting season : Aaron. This mfer is DEPRESSED- borderline suicidal-

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason : Kody.

Stand on the edge of a train station platform : Elliott. Accident prone-

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing : Gabe 💀

Run across the tracks between the platforms : James. I can't decide whether this guy has the patience of a 100 saints or non at all.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #headcanons #redacted darlin #redactedverse #redacted sam #redacted david #redacted angel #redacted asher #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #redacted elliot #redacted blake #redacted bright eyes #redacted lovely #redacted avior #redacted huxley #redacted vincent #redacted guy #redacted sweetheart #redacted starlight #redacted james #redacted babe

[soup-scope]

vincent🤝asher🤝elliot

breaking covert because someone’s hot

#like. elliot and sunshine weren’t even together by the time he told them he was a dreamwalker #i don’t think we humiliate him enough about that as a community #vincent. self explanatory #asher. bro just FOLDED and prolly told babe asap 😭😭 #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted asher #redacted elliot #redacted vincent

[wingless-cupid]

They're my favorite :]

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted the balance #redacted sunshine #redacted elliot

[us3rnam3-r3dact3d]

I was scrolling thru my old posts and found the one about the boys coffee orders and… I disagree with my former self. So…

New and Improved Redacted Coffee Orders

David

It started as a red eye, no sugar, no cream. Eventually he graduated to a black eye. There’s a small coffee shop across the street from the den that he frequents. The staff knows him by name and, while most of them were scared of him to begin with, seeing how giant he is, they warmed up to him. He’s very polite to service workers and tips very well. The owner started keeping his favorite brew (a light roast single origin from Coast Rica) well in stock. Most days, when he comes in, the barista decides how many shots he needs based on how tired he looks.

- [ ] Asher

Frappe all day baby. He knows that there isn’t a lot of caffeine in those, but he’s already hyperactive so it balances just fine. He has a taste for chocolate, but always tries the seasonal ones when they come out. While the baristas hate making his order, they love his personality and always make his, as he puts it, with “extra love.” Ash claims he can taste it.

- [ ] Milo

Cappuccino. Sometimes with a pump of flavor, most often as it comes. Milo is an espresso snob. The man is Italian. Whenever they go to a new coffee shop he orders a solo to see how it tastes. He refuses to drink Starbucks espresso. Will be an asshole about how to pronounce coffee terminology.

(As a side note, Darlin’ orders straight espresso shots and takes them like actual shots. Milo is always horrified and tries consistently to get them to sip it but they simply won’t.)

Sam

Caffeine doesn’t work for vampires, but Sam just likes the taste of coffee. He’s a conoceré who loves fruity notes, unwashed processed beans, and dark roasts. His favored form of preparation is a French press, but he recently got a very nice syphon set up that he’s still figuring out. He takes his coffee with cream and a bit of sugar.

Vincent

Iced lavender lattes. Listen… Vincent is fruity. He’s a fruity fruity man. He likes it sweet and he will take it iced no matter the weather. There’s a late night coffee shop he frequents whose baristas think Vincent is an incredibly attractive gay insomniac.

William

William is more familiar with the early Parisian style of cafes than he is with American coffee culture, and he absolutely misses that. William staunchly stands by the idea that Le Procope was the first cafe in Paris, and that he drank coffee with Voltaire. He loves noisettes (espresso with a drop or two of cream) and has one nightly after dinner.

Huxley

Hux doesn’t drink coffee, but he does call the energy drinks he drinks coffee which drives Damien insane. Dames has started passive aggressively bringing Hux cups of black coffee when he asks instead of his Monster flavor of the week.

Damien

Iced coffee, no sugar, no cream. He drinks it iced because no matter how fresh the coffee is, it still feels a bit tepid to him. Drives him crazy, so he sticks with iced. When he’s feeling a little wild, he’ll add some oatmilk.

Lasko

Canonically, he drinks a doppio americano. I like to think it’s because he is too nervous/ conscientious to ask for something more complicated. He drinks it with two sugars and cream, but he doesn’t really enjoy the taste of coffee. Just the utility of it. Freelancer tries to get him into other drinks, and he enjoys the things that they get, but he never has the nerve to get them for himself when it comes time to order.

Gavin

Gavin has absolutely no interest in coffee. Caffeine does nothing for him, and he doesn’t like bitter things. What he does have, however, is a massive sweet tooth. He likes boba, but the fruity bursting type. His and FL’s favorite coffee shop is a small cafe that serves a wonderful selection of boba. He mixes it up often, but his go to a pink lemonade with blueberry popping boba.

Morgan

Morgan is a tea guy for sure. The potency and intrusiveness of seer magic can be worsened by substances, and that includes caffeine. Morgan doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t take anything. He drinks herbal tea, sometimes decaf black tea. He likes a decaf London Fog when he’s feeling fancy, but often drinks his tea with just a splash of milk and two sugars.

Guy

Red Bull energy. This man drinks energy drinks like he isn’t blessed by the gods with an unholy amounts of hyperactivity. Since he does have adhd, caffeine often makes him sleepy. He can be found drinking Red Bulls of all flavors at all hours of the day. They’re the only things that manage to get him out of the absolute energy slump he has first thing in the morning, but he has been known to drink them late into the night. He’s also a fan of a vodka Red Bulls.

Aaron

Black coffee. And not good black coffee, either. He likes the instant shit. Coffee so tough he can chew it. He’s had good coffee before. Freshly ground French presses, premium Italian blends, single origins from the heart of the coffee belt. And yet, nothing satisfies him like Folgers instant. Smartass does have a fancy ass espresso machine, but he refuses to use it, and only politely sips the sugar-filled lattes they lovingly make for him.

Elliot

Elliot loves coffee. It’s a byproduct of his trade. Maybe it’s a stereotype to say that all dreamwalkers love coffee, but given that he spends the majority of his day asleep, it helps when he has to be conscious and functional. Elliot loves cold brew, since it’s a really concentrated brew. He makes his own using a very dark roast. He likes it a bit sweet, a bit creamy, but he really loves

#redacted asmr #my redacted content #redacted sam #redacted darlin #redacted milo #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted vincent #redacted davey #redacted David #redacted Asher #redacted William #redacted huxley #redacted Lasko #redacted Damien #redacted Gavin #redacted Morgan #redacted guy #redacted aaron #redacted Elliot #redacted damn #oh boy #what a list

[artbykays]

@starlitangels I blame you for my heart ache

Read their lil fic cause I’m crying here

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted audios #redacted aaron #redacted asmr Aaron #redacted elliot #redacted asmr elliot #redacted smartass #redacted asmr smartass #redacted sunshine #redacted asmr sunshine

[urfrenfishy]

personal hc that sunshine isn’t super happy and ‘sunshiny’ like how most people interpret their character but they are actually more like damien in terms of personality and elliot calls them sunshine as a tease to the fact that they are in fact not sunny at all

#i think it’s funny #but their still suncoded yk #just not in the typical way #more in the same way damien is suncoded #redacted #redacted audio #redacted sunshine #redacted elliot

[t4llhum4n]

Redacted Audio bois as some of my favorite irl fits!

Cut for your convenience bc this shit is longggg

Apologies in advance for the camera quality in a few of these! Half of them are from my old phone.

I originally was thinking Gavin or Vincent, but this is deffo an Asher vibe

Now THIS is giving Gavin

I'm thinking Elliot, but I don't know why

David. No fucking question.

Well I was GOING to say James, but after staring at it, I'm thinking Milo

Blake. I can't elaborate.

As much as I dislike the guy, I'm getting Marcus

ACK the blur. But this is Elliot too.

Yep yep I feel it this is Cam

Aaaand last one! I'm stuck between Morgan and James

This was fun! Gotta admit, I'm a little nervous about showing my face, but I really liked this idea, so I did it :D

I have a few more I wanted to do, but I reached the photo limit lol

#haha time to get my fashion sense judged #i'm not worried at all #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #redacted asher #redacted gavin #redacted elliot #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted james #redacted blake #redacted marcus #redacted camelopardalis #redacted morgan #my clothing style is just as inconsistent as my art style :)

[verrverii]

You can put Vincent, Asher, and Elliot in so many adorable ideas bc they're just the most adorable boyfriends ever. Don't get me wrong...... MOST of the bfs in the redacted universe are caring and sweet but like those 3 feel like highschool sweethearts that throw a rock at your window to get your attention and sneak through your window just to sway you with a new song they wrote for you or the type to spend all their tokens on a claw game that's definitely a scam just to get you the cutest stuffed animal you've been staring at through the glass They feel like the type to literally get your parents to like them and even get your mom flowers when he takes you out to prom In short, smash.

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted headcanons #redacted asher #redacted vincent #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted lovely #redacted babe

[annahxredaxted]

I feel odd because I haven’t listened to, the project meridian, avior, Elliot, the entity of the inversion, or imperium. I need to k ow where to start with this shit.

#redacted asmr #redacted james #redacted Anton #redacted avior #redacted starlight #redacted brachium #redacted elliot #redacted sunshine #redacted carpe deus #redacted imperium