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#referred to as female in oblivion and male in skyrim specifically
fallout-lou-begas · 3 years
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Bethesda makes a game about the Alessian Wars.
- Morihaus is a normal nord, not even Atmoran, no winged bull man god, not even his height is that high. He follows the imperial gods despote them not existing yet and calls Kyne Kynareth. She is not his mother. If you ask him why he isn't a bull god he'll reply with "just a translation error" "propaganda" or the always dreaded "never take that stuff literal, it was a allegory."
- Pelinal Whitestrake is still racist as shit, but is shown in enough of a roundabout way people start making "but is pelinal whitestrake REALLY racist?" Thinkpieces ala Ulfric. Female players have options to flirt with him. Male players do not.
- You can join the Ayleids, and their side is presented as morally grey. You start the game with Alessia personally killing your dog, while Umaril is all for not killing your dog specifically but kill everyone else's dog.
- Alessia is a puppet queen, ineffectual, and all her victories happen because of you, Pelinal, or Morihaus. She will have the most boringly heterosexual relationship with, again, completely human man Morihaus, and doesn't peg.
- the monkey dude who will create the Alessian order shows up in a Cameo. He's just a very hairy bosmer, no monkey dudes actually exist, that's just a translation error.
- Cyrodil is STILL medieval europe despite this being the first era. No jungle. The landscape layout is IDENTICAL to oblivion, but smaller in size and with murkier textures. The Imperial City is a Ayelid city identical in layout to the Imperial City if the 3rd era, but smaller. Ruins are still ruins despite this bring the distant past.
- Alessia and her people are already called Imperials. Dunmers are already a thing. No mention to the elven or nord gods is ever made.
- Most Ayelid cities are actually villages with 3 huts and 6 NPCS each. The capital has 30 NPCs in it, half of Skyrim's solitude, 100 times less than Morrowind Vivec City's.
- There is only the schools of destruction of restoration, with only 1 self healing spell for each grade of mastery in restoration, and 1 spell for grade of mastery for fire and 1 spell for grade of mastery for frost. Shock has been removed, as it happened to Conjuration, Illusion and Alteration. Soultrapping has been removed, as it did Enchanting and Alchemy.
- The relics of the divine crusader never show up, and if they do they outright reference Talos with them despite this bring the first era, showing him as the most important part of the ensemble.
- If you win for Alessia she grows mad with power and desires to be deified in the new pantheon. You put her down like old yeller, and become the real first emperor.
- If you win for Umaril Akatosh will be name dropped despite him not existing yet, and force Umaril to stop. Umaril will gracefuly step down and make you the leader of the Ayelids, and you create the Alessian Empire yourself.
- Alessia is always called Alessia. No other name is ever given, not even Paravant.
- None of this will ever happen cause it would imply Todd remembers about Saint Alessia in the first place of course.
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