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Ryoga: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Astral: Yours
Ryoga:
Ryoga: …yeah, that would be pretty scary
Ryoga: I'm so cool. I'm a badass. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Astral: Hi
Ryoga: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Ryoga: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Astral: Peonies, why?
Ryoga:
Astral: Were you going to get me flowers?
Ryoga:
Astral:
Ryoga: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
Ryoga: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type
Astral, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?
Ryoga: Perfect
Ryoga: Are we fighting or flirting?
Astral: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Ryoga: Your point?
Ryoga: Talk dirty to me~
Astral: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high
Ryoga: Wha-
Astral: The economy is in shambles
Astral: That was so hot, Ryoga
Ryoga: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets
Astral: I'm so in love with you
Ryoga, throwing their head into Astral lap: Tell me I'm pretty!
Astral, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are
Astral: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Ryoga!
Ryoga: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight
Astral: I think I just figured something out. I got to go
Ryoga: Aren't you forgetting something?
Astral: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Ryoga's forehead before flying out*
Ryoga: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Ryoga: I have feelings for you
Astral: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?
Ryoga: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Astral: I wrote you a poem
Ryoga, already crying: You did?
Astral: Are you sure Ryoga's even gay? They barely even looked at me
Ryoga: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid
Astral: You always act stupid
Astral:
Astral: Wait...
Ryoga: I think I'm falling for you
Astral: Then get up
*Astral and Ryoga are in Paris.*
Astral: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Ryoga: But...
Astral: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Ryoga: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from the ESPer Robin movie?
Astral: Yeah
Ryoga: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe
Astral: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM ESPER ROBIN'S MOVIE!
Ryoga: Okay, alright
Astral: I want to kiss you
Ryoga, not paying attention: What?
Astral: I said if you die, I wont miss you
Astral: Is something burning?
Ryoga, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you~
Astral: Ryoga, the toaster is literally on fire
Ryoga, talking about Astral to Yuma: WHAT THE FUCK?! I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME! WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT DO I DO?!
Astral: Do you want to know your gay name?
Ryoga: My… my gay name?
Astral: Yeah, it's your first name-
Ryoga: Haha. Very funny Astral-
Astral: gets down on one knee And my last name
Ryoga: Oh- oh my god…. Wait- Since when did you have a last name?
Astral: Don't ruin the moment
Ryoga: This date is boring!
Astral: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store
Ryoga: Then why did you invite me?
Astral: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Astral I'll do whatever I want!
Astral: How much did you spend on this date?
Ryoga: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years
Astral: The stars are so beautiful...
Ryoga: They're just giant balls of gas
Astral: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Ryoga: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you
Astral: Oh...
Ryoga: *angrily presses Astral against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Astral: ...
Astral: Are we about to kiss-
Ryoga: Two brooooos!
Astral: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ryoga: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Astral:
Ryoga:
Astral: *tearing up*
Ryoga: Babe, c'mon...
Astral: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING!
Ryoga: Babe...
Ryoga: Stop doing that
Astral: Stop doing what?Ryoga: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you
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Astral: You got a date yet Ryoga?
Ryoga: No...
Astral: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!
Ryoga: Astral, you love me, right?
Astral: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like
Ryoga: We should be partners
Astral: You mean like, partners in crime?
Ryoga: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant
Ryoga: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Astral: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Ryoga: I don't know, surprise me!
Astral: Relationships should be 50/50. Ryoga cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty
Astral: Can you cut me some slack, Ryoga? I’m sort of in love
Ryoga: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem
Astral: I’m in love with you
Ryoga: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little
Astral: Wow, they really hate us.
Ryoga: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Astral: But we’re not gay, Ryoga.
Ryoga:
Astral:
Ryoga: We’re not?
Astral: I want to be with you for the rest of my life
Ryoga: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal
Astral, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is
Ryoga: I love you.
Astral, not paying attention: What was that?
Ryoga: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Astral: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Ryoga: Astral, that’s gay.
Astral: We’ve been dating for 2 years—
Ryoga: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Astral: Aww-
Ryoga: With 2 straws, I can drink it twice as fast!
Ryoga: Okay, but if your not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?
Astral: Its satire!
Ryoga: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!
Ryoga: Two bros!
Astral: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Ryoga and Astral, in unison: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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