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hornyanimegirl · 2 years

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Hi! Do you think you could do a fluff of soma x reader or an akira x reader from food wars? Everything else is up to you! ☺️

FOOD WARS MEN REACTING TO YOU BUYING FAST FOOD

featuring . . . SOMA YUKIHIRA, AKIRA HAYAMA, RYO KUROKIBA

includes . . . just a bunch of fluff

notes . . . im sorry this took so long, it took me forever to come up with this. i really like the way it turned out, and I hope you do too. please enjoy <3

Soma Yukihira

You had a long day at school, which included you waking up late and rushing to get ready for the day. And, when your day finally seemed to get better, you had an argument with your teacher that caused you to stay after class and arrive late to the dorm.

You were exhausted, and didn’t want to cook yourself dinner, so you ordered some of your favorite food. Knowing that this was less work for you, so as you waited for the delivery to arrive, you could take a shower and relax.

When you heard knocks on the door, you calmly walked to get your food. But, to your surprise, someone was already down there. Soma, a boy that stole your heart and vice versa, was standing by the closed door with the bag in his hands looking at it confused.

“Soma that’s mine, you can give it to me”

Soma turned in your direction, and upon seeing you his lips turned into a bright smile. He completely disregarded the bag in his hands, throwing it on the floor so he could go and hug you.

“SOMA, MY FOOD”

You didn’t think he was listening to you as he smothered your face in kisses. But, once the word “food” slipped from your mouth, he stopped his movement.

“What food” He asked tilting his head like a lost puppy, making you let out a chuckle.

“The bag you just dropped is full of food sweetheart”

Soma needed a few seconds to process the situation before his face scrunched up in confusion.

“Why didn’t you just ask me to cook you some food”

The small pout set on his lips caused your face to soften at his adorable expression.

“I didn’t know where you were, and I was very hungry, so I just ordered some”

Honestly, you hadn’t even thought of asking Soma to cook you dinner. Your mind fogged with exhaustion; you just did the first thing that came to mind.

“Oh, okay then”

Soma looked pleased with your answer, as he went to grab your food that thankfully landed up right.

“Just come to me next time you don’t want to cook, ok? Oh, and you have to share your food now”

His beaming smile melted your heart, and of course you agreed. How could you say no to him?

Akira Hayama

You were helping Jun out with the things she had forgotten to do, like watering the plants and overseeing spices with her. Since Akira had wandered off to who knows where.

You and Akira had been dating for a couple of months now. And, although he never told you, he loved to cook for you. He loved your reactions to his cooking and the praise you would give him once you were finished eating.

You and Jun decided to order some food, too busy to cook for yourselves at the moment. The food took longer than necessary, and you and Jun were starving by the time you heard the knock on the door. Instead of seeing a delivery man, it was Akira holding you bag of food while waving the delivery man off.

“Hi Akira”

You greeted him with a small smile and leaned up to give him a kiss on the cheek.

After your greeting –that warmed his heart- he just walked past you. Confused, you walked after him, wondering what had him in such a rush.

Akira turned into the room you and Jun were working in, to find Jun on the floor in a ball –due to her hunger- but completely ignored her.

“Akira, what are you doing”

Your voice rang through the room as you watched Akira walk towards the trashcan.

It all happened in the blink of an eye; Akira threw away your food.

Your mouth was agape, and your eyes wide.

“Why did you do that”

Your voice was calm, but inside you were fuming. You and Jun had waited forever for that food, and he had the audacity to throw it away.

As if finally snapping out of his trance, he looked at you with shock in his eyes. After realizing what he did his cheeks burned red, too embarrassed to explain why he did it.

But, knowing you, you wouldn’t let this go. So, mustering up the courage he finally explained.

“I don’t like you eating other people’s food”

You watched as Akira scratched the back of his head and turned away from you so you wouldn’t see the blush on his cheeks.

“AWWWWWWWWWWW AKIRA”

You quite literally ran and jumped on him, as you both collapsed to the ground you were filled with uncontrollable giggles, and Akira had an unwavering smile.

“Akira you’re really cute you know that”

You said it with the brightest smile on your face.

“Whatever”

Was his response as he stared at you on top of his chest with love in his eyes.

“But seriously we're starving, get up and cook us something”

You continuously hit his chest while telling him to never throw your food away again, and Akira just cooked you more food while you did it.

Ryō Kurokiba

“Hey Alice, I'm hungry”

You had originally come to visit your boyfriend, but since he wasn’t here, you and Alice were just talking while playing cards.

“Oh, then I'll call Ryo to cook us some food”

She responded while tilting her head and placing a finger on her chin.

“Alice he’s not here remember”

“OHHH right, I forgot, then why don’t we just order some food”

“Yeah, that’s perfect!”

You had asked Alice what she wanted and then placed the order online. You guys continued your talking, the atmosphere calming.

When the food had finally arrived, you thanked the kind man who delivered it and ate at the dining table with Alice.

“Alice, I'm back”

You heard Ryo’s voice as he approached the dining room. Quickly jumping from your chair and wrapping your arms around Ryo giving him a quick peck on the lips, you greeted with a smile.

“Welcome back”

“I didn’t know you were visiting”

His voice was calm as he wrapped an arm around your waist.

“It was a surprise!”

“Can you guys stop with the lovey dovey stuff, I'm still here you know”

Upon hearing Alice’s voice, Ryo’s gaze shifted away from you, and he noticed the food on the table that was placed in to-go boxes.

“What is that”

He was glaring at the food on the table, being uncharacteristically angry without his bandana on.

“It’s food?”

You were confused by the question but answered, nonetheless.

Ryo let go of his hold on you and decided to try your plate of food.

He wasn’t impressed by what he was tasting at all.

“I could make this so much better”

He was quick to get out ingredients to make the same dish, but with added flavor.

“Don’t eat that, it’s a disappointment”

You laughed as you watched your boyfriend cook for you. You knew he loved cooking for you but didn’t think he would be so angry over you eating fast food.

“Here, taste it”

It was delicious, and way better than the food you ordered.

“It's amazing love, way better than the other food”

You patted his head lovingly while smiling at him. His mouth upturned into one of the rare smiles you loved.

Ryo watched as you ate, enjoying the way you talked nonstop to him.

“Hey Ryo, what about my food”

Alice was still waiting on her plate of Ryo’s food so she could try it.

“Go make your own”

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shinigamiplayroom · 2 years

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🌔 ~ fluff 🌕 ~ sfw 🌖 ~ angst 🌘 ~ nsfw 💫 ~ one shot ✨ ~ ongoing

Dr. Stone:

Tsukasa Drabble: Lifeguard 🌘 💫

Food Wars:

Ryo Kurokiba Thirst 🌘💫

Hunter x Hunter:

Happy Birthday Hisoka 🌘💫

#doctor stone fics #shin writes #tsukasa smut #dr.stone fics #tsukasa x reader #food wars smut #ryo kurokiba smut #ryo kurokiba x reader #hisoka x reader #hisoka smut #hisoka headcanons #shin writes hxh #shin writes food wars #shin writes dr. stone

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mackjlee9 · 2 years

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Shokugeki no Soma

Fluff/Angst

Smut/Lime

Kurokiba Ryo x Top!Male!Reader

Shinomiya Kojiro x Top!Male!Reader

#.mackjlee9 writes #shokugeki no souma

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giggly-squiggily · 2 years

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Hello can i request lee soma and lers kurokiba and hayama? I really like their trio :3

Heyo anon! It’s been a hot minute since I’ve written/watched Food Wars, but I love these three so much! I’ve gotcha covered! :D

“S-Stahhahay away!” Soma backed up from the approaching pair, arms pinned to his waist and giggles rising to his throat.

“What’s this? Yukihira giving us orders?” Akira raised his eyebrows in mock surprise, looking towards his companion. “After everything we did today! Can you believe him, Kurokiba?”

“I don’t want to, but it seems to be the case.” Ryo was grinning like a wolf cornering his prey, eyes glowing beneath his bandanna with mischievous intent. “Look how giggly he is! He really wants us to tickle him, huh?”

The trio had met up over the weekend to practice cooking. Specifically, they were working on recreating each other's winning dishes at the Autumn Elections. Things were going smoothly for the most part- the occasional verbal jab traded in good fun popping up here and there. At some point, Soma and Ryo started a game of “Who can irritate Akira more”, the redhead currently being in the lead after Akira chucked half a cinnamon stick at him.

It all came to a conclusion when Soma jokingly asked if he ever bathed in spices via a dust bath. “You know, like a chinchilla? Just kinda flip around in a cloud of cinnamon and nutmeg?”

Ryo cackled. Akira nearly snapped his spoon in half.

“Yukihira, I swear to god-” The taller student jabbed a finger out, aiming to poke the offending redhead in the chest but miscalculating, jabbing his belly.

No one was prepared for the squeal Soma let out.

“Dohoohohohn’t you dare! R-Ryo! Stahahhay over there!” Soma yelped when his back hit the wall, effectively trapping himself as the pair approached. “Plehehhehase! Have mehehehehrcy!”

“Mercy’s for the weak!” Ryo grinned before darting forward, pulling the redhead forward and pinning him with his back against his chest. “I got him! Tickle him!”

“I don’t take orders from you, either.” The spice-loving student grumbled. Still, he was over there in seconds, fingers dancing across Soma’s vulnerable torso. The redhead shot up with yelp, his giggles quickly turning into bouts of laughter as he squirmed uselessly. “Aheheahahhaahhaa! Whahahait! Whahahahait cohohooohohme ohhoohohon!” He tried to sink to the floor in a desperate attempt to escape, but Akira simply followed him down, never letting up on his mischievous attack.

“This is what you get for that chinchilla comment!” He fumed, moving his hands upward and scribbling into Soma’s upper ribs. “Show some respect, you arrogant prick!”

“Buhuhuhuuhuht ihihihihiihhit whahahahahahs fuuhuhuhunny!” Soma cried out, his laughter increasing when Akira switched from scribbling to pinching. “Rihihihiihihiyo lauhuhuuhuhuhghed tohoohhoohohoo!”

“Oi, don’t throw me under the bus!” The brunette snarled, switching his grip so he had both Soma’s wrists in one hand. “Move over, ponytail! I’m going in!”

“...I’ll refrain from commenting on that.” Akira raised an eyebrow but did as he asked, dropping his hands to Soma’s hips while Ryo dug into the other’s armpits, effectively making the redhead scream. “Ready to apologize?”

“Guhuuhuuhuhuuhuhuhys!” Soma wheezed, the last of his strength escaping his being. He started to slump, overwhelmed by the giggles and feeling himself reaching his limits. “Oohohoohohohkay! Ohoohohohohohkay! Iihihihihihihi’m shahhahahahhahaharry!”

Akira stopped, satisfied. “Good. Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?” Raising an eyebrow, he leaned over and gently tugged off Ryo’s bandanna. “Alright- let him breathe, Ryo.”

“I was stopping.” The previous passion the brunette showed disappeared almost instantly, and he sat back on his heels with his usual neutral expression. Soma slid to the aluminum floor, arms tight around his waist and cheeks beet red. “Hehe..hehehe…Yohoohhou guhuuhuhys…suhuhuhuck.”

“Pfft! Please, be thankful I was holding back.” Ryo rolled his eyes, making the others laugh. “Heh, I suppose you did…speaking of.” A glint flashed in Akira’s eyes, and he darted a hand out, giving Ryo’s side a squeeze.

“Ah! What the hell?” He snapped, grabbing his waist. It was only then he realized the danger he was in, eyes widening as Akira raised his hands, fingers wiggling.

“Don’t think I’ve forgotten about you.”

Soma closed his eyes sleepily as Akira pounced on the other, the sound of Ryo’s gruff yet cackly howls fading away as he slipped into dreamland.

He definitely needed to do this more often.

I hope this was good!

#Food Wars #soma yukihira #ryo kurokiba #akira hayama #tickle #tickle dabble #fluff #these boys #I need to watch more of this anime #it's been a hot minute #but god I want to write for Ryo so bad now #I probably will

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mono-dot-jpeg · 4 years

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crushing w/ y. soma, i. satoshi, h. akira, k. ryo

a/n: nearly all my fave boys were requested 🥺🥺🥺 you have no idea how happy this request makes me djsjjd I have an undying love for food wars istg i hope you enjoy! also im making this as gender neutral as i can! im sorry i didn’t do takumi! 4 characters per post is my limit

yukihira soma

It take a while for this boy to realize that he actually likes you. The boy perceives his liking to you as just looking up to you as a chef. (I hc that Yukihira is truly doesn't understand the concept of crushing on someone and he lacks the ability to even understand his own feelings of love- sooooo,,, himbo energy ngl) He goes to the boys of the Polar Star dorm to even help him realize that he actually likes you. Shun has to explain to him about it mostly. But in the end, he still doesn't grasp the concept.

It isn't until he saw the passion in your eyes when you're in a Shokugeki against Kurokiba (it was a small fight between you two but friendly competition mostly). Soma loved the smile on your face when you finished your dish and even when you lost, he loved how you were eager to taste Ryo's dish (Ryo was angry at first but let you have some nonetheless). He saw his passion in your eyes. He loved it. He felt like he wanted to be the only one to make you smile that wide. He realized that he liked you.

Now the problem was...how was he gonna confess to you? How was one supposed to confess? He didn't know anything about this. He's a chef, not a seducer! He needed help. Or maybe he should just go for it? Yeah, fuck it.

[Many days later] it's late at night, you and Soma were up making new recipes and experimenting with some ingredients (it was mostly Soma making terrible food combinations and having you suffer by tasting them). You were having a lot of fun (though tasting those terrible combos almost made you barf-) with Soma and he was having fun too. Though you noticed how Soma was acting differently. He didn't laugh as loudly when you ate the gross combinations, he looked at you with softness in his eyes, he just smiled whenever you started to talk passionately, he was being pretty touchy as well, his arm around your shoulder, fingers pinching/poking at your cheeks, hands softly brushing through your hair- he never really did these things before.

"Soma..."

"Hm?"

"You've been acting differently around me..."

"Can't express my love for the person I love?”

isshiki satoshi

(this is isshiki erasure i couldn't find any good gifs to use for him 😔)

It doesn't take long for him to realize that he likes you. Unlike Soma, he pays more attention to his emotions as he's more laidback and doesn't care as much about cooking. Though at first he thinks of it as just seeing you as a cute 2nd year that was his best friend. But it was more than that. Just like him, you live in the Polar Star Dorm as one of the eldest students in it. Funny enough, you get referred to as the "Mom/Dad/Ren" of the dorm. A lot of jokes circled around you and Isshiki as the "Parents" of the dorm. Neither of you cared and actually embraced the titles.

He liked that about you. He liked it even more when he saw how much you truly cared about the 1st years of the dorm. You would take care of them like a mom would. He felt his heart beat loudly at the thought of you being the parent of his kids and at the mere thought of being married to you. He realized he wanted to be with you for a long time.

How could he confess to you though? You always seems surrounded by others (it didn't help that you were part of the Elite Ten as well) that wanted your attention just as much as he wanted it. You were too nice for your own good sometimes too. Isshiki wonders how you haven't started dating anyone yet. He definitely knows the masses of males that wished for your love.

A few weeks go by and Isshiki can't help it anymore. He just wants to have you to himself as selfish as it sounds. He wants to be the one that you call yours. And he wants to show how much he loves you. You've noticed how he's been acting. More touchy with you, much more affectionate (typically he's already quite affectionate with you), he's more attentive to your wants and needs, and he's been trying to take your attention up more lately.

"y/n...do you know how much I love you and how I want to be with you?"

hayama akira

It definitely takes a while to realize how much he likes you. He's always so obsessed with giving what Shiomi wishes to have, he's probably not gonna acknowledge his liking to you anytime soon. With enough time though, he'll realize. You regularly visit the male and Shiomi a lot so it's no mystery for Shiomi to realize how Akira acts around you sometimes.

He at first is very stubborn about admitting that he actually likes you and cares for you. He only really was intent on just making Shiomi happy. He didn’t expect you to climb into his heart. But god, he was starting to like seeing you around him and Shiomi. Especially when he saw how you two got along so well. But again, he’s stubborn, he doesn’t like you. Shiomi had to slap some sense into him to make him realize. Once he does realize, there’s not much of a change in him except maybe he’s more open to you. He talks to you more and sounding actually nice than his almost irritated voice when he used to see you.

There’s not a stark change in him though he tunes out of the conversation sometimes to just look at you. He realizes that he should confess to you but he’s unsure how..

Several weeks go by, it’s hard for him to even hide his liking to you. Shiomi often made jokes about it which of course made the male flustered to say the least. It’s now the afternoon and you’re obviously in the Shiomi Lab with Akira. Shiomi left to go do some errands. Akira was taking care of the several spice plants that laid around in the lab. You watch the male, admiring him as he works. It isn’t until he turns to look at you that he decides to talk. You try to look away to avoid letting him see your red cheeks.

“You know you can keep staring. That is if you plan on being mine.”

kurokiba ryo

Now this man, I headcanon that he just doesn’t care about love enough to try and learn about it. Since he’s always following Alice and winning matches with others with his sheer strength of cooking, he doesn’t bother finding time for love. You’re good friends with Alice though so he often sees you. And like how Alice wants to fight Erina on her terms, she wants to do the same with you. She’s often complaining to Ryo about you and how you seem to keep beating her at her own game. Ryo doesn’t really bother to ask about you to Alice.

It wasn’t until he saw you at the Autumn Elections. The burning fire in your eyes when the battle started. The way you seemed to show off a prowess that almost couldn’t compare to his. He loved it. You didn’t win the preliminaries (you placed in 4th at first but then you got kicked off by Subaru. You were mad but nonetheless accepted it. Though after the prelims you did demand to try Subaru's food, wanting to see what made his better than yours. Ryo actually took interest in you to say the least.

At first he was mostly interested in your skills in cooking and your style of cooking because like his, you made an impression on people like you were the only one in the room and you liked it that way. But most of the time when you were out of the kitchen, you acted similarly to Shun or sometimes even Soma. It reminded him of himself once he put on his bandanna. You really peaked his interest. He didn’t realize that he liked you and that frustrated him for a long time. He didn’t know what this feeling was, he didn’t know if it was okay to feel the way he was about you, he didn’t like this feeling to say the least.

For a long time, he didn’t like you because of the feeling. He often got aggressive towards you, you asked Alice about it and she didn’t know what was wrong with the male.

“Kurokiba...do you hate me? Have I done something wro-”

Before you can finish your sentence, he cuts you off looking at you with a soft glint in his eyes.

“Why do you make me want to kiss you?”

#Shokugeki no Soma #shokugeki no souma x reader #food wars #food wars x reader #yukihira soma x reader #soma x reader #ryo kurokiba #ryo kurokiba x reader #akira hayama x reader #ryo x reader #akira x reader #kurokiba x reader #isshiki satoshi x reader #satoshi x reader #isshiki x reader #shokugeki no soma x reader #anime #anime fluff #anime x reader

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kixa · 3 years

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Can I have HCs of Ryo Kurokiba with a Black!Reader? She's short, but curvy with curly hair. She's always changing her hairstyles (Braided, Straightened, etc.) and Ryo, even though he doesn't look it, is just fascinated with her hair. She's a sweet girl, but is rather blunt and loves his muscles (although, she blushes when she's caught staring at him).

Ryo Kurokiba w/ Black! Reader

Warnings: fluff

With: Ryō Kurokiba

A/n: PLEASE IM SO LATE I’m so sorry 😭 also I’m living for the ryo x black! s/o <3 Not proofread

→ When you first arrived at Totsuki he’d be lying if he said you didn’t catch his eye

→ Everything about you intrigued him, from your curves to your rich brown skin

→ And it didn’t stop there he always felt a little more motivated/ “upbeat” when you entered a room

→ ...He’ll deny it asf but he sometimes let a small smile grace his face when you laughed.

→ You guys have mutual friends so you guys were always around each other at some point

→ You never really tried to talk to him because he was pretty stand-offish,

→ it’s usually every once in a while, “Hey Ryo :)” “Hi…🧍🏻”

→ He’s just shy asf around you

→ Ok back to the plot

→ You had worn your hair natural for the first week you were at Totsuki, and baby was mesmerized at all of your different hairstyles you did: fro, two puffs, one high puff, etc.

→ So the day you walked with Alice to one of the kitchens (Ryo was already there) and he no longer saw the normal puffs but was welcomed with box braids down your back his jaw dropped

→ he was so confused but he liked them a lot, especially because some of them were different colors

→ And honestly you looked a bit different, but damn did he like it

→ Your multi-colored braids against your glowing skin along with your smile, mans shivered a bit

→ ‘damn she’s pretty…shit don’t stare too long’

→ For me personally when I have different hair I kinda act a lil different…

→ So for the time you had your braids he just couldn’t stop staring and even mustered out a compliment

→ “…your hair looks really nice…” he couldn’t stay too long before he got flustered

→ Fast forward to when actually asked you out and you guys started dating

→ He got a lot more curious and bold

→ Either he’s there when you’re getting you hair done or he’s asking if he can help braid up your hair

→ Every hairstyle he’s just in love with it

→ He’s the type for compliments that only you can hear and will stare at you lovingly for no reason

→ “just admiring you…”

→ Oh and he helps you do your edges in the morning-

…

Xtra:

Ryo knows how much you like his muscles and teases you a lot. For example, you guys were studying and you couldn’t understand a topic, he walked over to the desk and stood behind you. He got a bit closer now sitting a hand on the desk on the side of you, his bicep was right next to your face. Your eyes shifted to it then his whole person and how close he was and you froze. He started talking but it sounded like muffled noise. “Y/n…Y/n Y/N!” You snapped back, “huh oh right ok thanks..” He smirked as he fell back onto the bed. Oh and don’t get me started on the times he works out *ahem* push-ups🤠

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takoyakitenchou · 3 years

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Some Domestic Family Fluff for Genesis Verse, please? You can choose the ship!

yes!!! this is a sorina and ryoali-centric drabble featuring Yukihira Kaede and Kurokiba Auden. They’re both babies in this one, but Auden will end up in gen 119. Kaede develops an interest in architecture pretty early on and never attends Totsuki (she does cause a shitstorm there later but that’s a story for another day lol) but if she did, she would be in gen 121.

It was rare for Nakiri Erina to be at a loss of words, but watching her seven-year-old daughter boss around her older cousin with all the tyrannical authority she herself had once exercised back when she was a kid really left her speechless.

“Kurokiba!” Kaede said shrilly, and Erina was thrown by how venomous her daughter’s disgust was. “You cannot use all the vodka for merlons! Save some for the embrasures! Have you forgotten everything I taught you!?”

“What the shit are those?” Auden said as he continued to assemble Fort Kaeden using all of his dad’s carefully organized spirits. That Alice would let her son swear like a damn sailor before he even reached his double digits was appalling to think about, but then Erina remembered that the kid’s dad was Kurokiba Ryo. Shit happens.

It was close to two in the afternoon, and Erina was supervising the kids’ construction process behind the bar of Ryo’s old pub in Denmark. Babysitting (and to be honest, parenting in its entirety) had never been her forte, but all relevant inexperience aside, it didn’t seem particularly legal to allow pre-tweens to manage a bar.

She only had to survive ten more minutes until Auden’s parents came back. Only ten minutes, and then Erina would be relinquished of all culpability if someone or something — you never knew with kids — blew up.

“Audie, honey, I don’t think that’s a very good idea,” Erina tried anxiously as Auden stacked two bar stools to complete the finishing touches at the top of Fort Kaeden.

“Aw, relax, mom. He’s gonna be fine,” Kaede said flippantly as she passed Erina a stick of the tanghulu she’d whipped up in the adjacent kitchen, her mismatched eyes imbued with a healthy dose of her mother’s acute intelligence.

Erina ran her fingers through Kaede’s strawberry blonde hair. “Sweetie, I just don’t want him to get hurt.”

“He’s a Kurokiba,” Kaede deadpanned. “He’ll die before he gets hurt.”

Now just who had let Yukihira Kaede possess the same brutally vicious honesty as her mother?

There was a brief moment of silence before they heard a blend of enraged squalling, various cracking noises, and a very raucous shattering of many bottles of liquor.

“SHIT!” Auden yelped as he landed face first on top of the broken glass.

“AUDEN!” Kaede and Erina screamed simultaneously, rushing to pick him up off the floor. They turned him over and Erina prayed desperately that the kid was still alive and functional.

Auden’s entire front was drenched in what had to be the strangest combination of various alcoholic beverages known to man. He was laughing; it took Erina a full thirty seconds to conclude that this was a good sign. The Kurokiba Nakiris were really a strange bunch.

Kaede sighed. “Dammit, Kurokiba. We’re gonna have to start over.”

“Kaede! Your cousin could have seriously been injured just now. And who said you could use bad words like that?” Erina scolded. Maybe she did have some potential in parenting after all.

Kaede frowned. “Uncle Ryo did. He said expanding my vocabulary is healthy. And pops agreed.”

Dammit, Souma!

“And Uncle Hayama and Auntie Hisako, too,” Kaede offered. “They said I can do whatever.”

Them, too!? Erina resigned herself to the fact that she was officially the only sane person in the friend group.

“Kurokiba, you’re bleeding,” Kaede pointed out, and Erina blanched.

There was a small cut under his lower lip — if Auden had a matching one on the other side, he could pass for having fangs. Erina was clearly not the only individual who noted this; Kaede laughed and said, “You’re half a vampire!”

Auden grinned. “That’s amazing! I’ll bite you!”

Kaede gave a shriek. “Try and I will replace your shoelaces with overcooked ramen noodles,” she warned. “By the way, we should clean up the mess here before Uncle and Auntie come back.”

Just as Erina was poised to commend her daughter’s thoughtfulness and responsibility, Kaede added, “That way we can pretend like nothing happened.”

Morals, indeed.

It was then that the uncle and auntie in question decided to make their re-emergence.

“The fuck happened in here?” was Ryo’s first comment. He dropped his phone, keys, and wallet, and vaulted over the bar. “Good lord, kid, did you spill all the vodka?”

“Hey, dad,” Auden greeted. “Nah, it was only 73% of it. We had to make melons and pretty-sures for our fort.”

“Merlons and embrasures,” Kaede corrected him.

Alice threw a pointed look at Erina as she approached them. “I thought you said you’d be fine handling them for an hour?” The blonde gave a sheepish smile.

“I mean, they’re still alive,” Ryo said. “It’s all good with me.”

“Come on, Ryo, you gotta back me up!”

“I am, don’t worry.”

“Holy SHIT, Audie, did you cut yourself on the glass!?” Alice yanked her son to her and examined his face. Ryo, Erina, and Kaede leaned over her shoulder to take a closer look.

“Yeah, I did, ma,” Auden replied. “I’m totally okay, though. Kaede said I’m like a vampire! Isn’t that so cool?”

Alice sighed. Erina said sympathetically, “Kids will be kids.”

Ryo gently wiped the blood off Auden’s chin. “It doesn’t look that bad.”

Erina, who had some minor theoretical experience thanks to Hisako’s expertise in the medicinal field, mused, “This might scar.”

“Good lord,” Alice said. “At the very least, I hope the fort was worth it.”

“Yeah! It was!” Kaede chimed in.

Ryo took his son by the shoulders. “Listen, Kurokiba Auden. Nothing will change because of this scar, understand? I will still love you forever. But if you end up as stupid as your uncle, I will disown you.”

Erina chafed — there was significantly more truth to the statement than she would’ve preferred.

“Hey, my pops is smart,” Kaede protested. “Don’t say that kind of thing about him!”

“What about me?”

Everyone whipped around. Yukihira Souma was standing in the doorway of the pub bearing a small duffel bag and his typical billion-watt smile. He stepped in and gave Erina a quick kiss before twirling Kaede into the air. “Hey, honey!”

“Hi, daddy! Kurokiba might get a scar and Uncle Ryo said if he ended up as dumb as you he’d disown him!” Kaede reported.

Souma raised an incredulous eyebrow. “Did he, now? Well, I guess your Uncle Ryo doesn’t know that I can destroy him in a shokugeki any day, every day. Isn’t that right, Kaede?”

“Damn right, pops!” Kaede crowed triumphantly.

“Only when your stars are aligned,” his wife mused.

“What the hell?” Ryo bellowed.

“My dad’s the best!” Auden defended.

“Babe, he’s beaten you a lot more than you’ve beaten him,” Alice said, trying to keep a straight face.

Souma gave Alice and Kaede fist bumps. “This support crew is intense,” he sang. “We don’t need anybody else. We’ll make them jealous, won’t we?”

“Duh,” Alice said, crossing her arms over her chest. “See, look! Erina’s already fuming.”

The Nakiri in question gave an annoyed huff. “How am I fuming!? Come on, Auden, Kurokiba. Let’s show these plebeians just who are the best chefs in here right now.”

And of course, in a classic Nakiri-Yukihira-Kurokiba manner, the six of them would cook for the rest of the day, talking shit at each other, laughing, drinking (kombucha for the kids, of course), gathered around the bar until the Arato-Hayamas arrived, and then the cycle of shokugekis would start again.

It had always been like this, and this was how it was always meant to be.

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