#s/i: yukari shakuyaku

[hazysurrealist]

Posso pedir por Morrisette e Tinfoil pro Hazamada?

(adding 🇺🇸 just in case someone else reads this: can I ask for Morrisette and Tinfoil for Hazamada?)

(foi meio que uma luta pra escrever isso do jeito mais elaborado possível mas eu me diverti 💥)

I will be using my S/I Yukari Shakuyaku.

Morrisette – Share one of their big stalker stories, or the funniest.

Hazamada isn't the type of guy to stalk a girl (Yuka) for the whole day or even night. But once he saw Yukari talking to another male classmate, and instead of her usual shy demeanor, she was actually smiling. This obviously made Hazamada EXTREMELY JEALOUS and he decided to follow his crush all day along – even considering watching her sleep too. After all, he can't lose her to another man. He needed to follow her everywhere. And at night too – after all, his dirty deplorable brain had "she's gonna lose her virginity to a random dude" as his first thought.

He's bad at hiding it though, and Yukari saw it. She felt a tiny bit scared of being, you know, stalked. But to be honest, Yukari already know Hazamada, she honestly expected that, especially the jealousy. She explained him the guy she smiled to was a cousin of her, she felt happy of re-encountering him.

(honestly resembles a TAWOG episode where Gumball gets jealous of Penny and Leslie 😭)

Tinfoil – Do they have conspiracies about your S/I?

To be honest idk, I can just imagine Hazamada getting into a relationship with Yukari and having the feeling she's cheating on him or something (she's not) and Yukari sometimes having the same feeling (both lack self-esteem and that includes the lack of feeling they're truly loved. But they genuinely love each other.)

writing this made me realize i can't formulate sentences while listening to music so uhhh sorry the bad english grammar 💔

#heartfelt answers #f/o: toshikazu hazamada #s/i: yukari shakuyaku #proselfship asks #ask game #tw: stalking #proshipping #profiction #proshippers please interact #proship safe #proselfshipping #antis dni

[huntinglove]

i have a little silly crush on a shota jojo character, his name is Ken Oyanagi. is very funny how i like one of the most hated jjba characters, the reason he's hated is plainly because he's just annoying af (like that fuckass kid appeared for two episodes just to be a whole insufferable prick obsessed with rock-paper-scissors and never appearing again 😭). but i really can't hate him and i like to imagine my S/I (her name is Yukari Shakuyaku, she's a high schooler) being his onee-san and taking care of him.

i was playing splatoon 3 yesterday i was on the easter splatfest (team lil bunnies) and it all made me imagine Yukari wearing a bunny suit and showing herself to Ken like this, so embarrassed while he blushes and bugs her wahhh!!! i like to imagine Ken as the type of boy who enjoys his big sis' touch, and doesn't get that embarrassed.

i really wanted to make some scenarios with him on my blog but i'm afraid someone might think i'm weird for this since – you know, shooooota. although i literally have eridan, tavros and jade from homestuck who are all 13 iirc. but anyways...

– a candid text by @heartfeltmelancholy

Awww, this is so sweet!! And hey, I think you should make the scenarios!

Your blog should be for yourself, if other people enjoy your posts that's great, if they don't then who cares! If anyone gives you trouble for what you post, remember that their opinions don't matter and that you're not hurting anyone!

Block the assholes and enjoy yourself with your friends! You deserve to have fun and love your shota, just like he loves you!!

#✯ lovely asks

[hazysurrealist]

🙏 and 💭 for Alessi? (Date ask game)

sure! the weird ass old man and my silly shy girl...

🙏 - Who asked the other/initiated it?

Oh, it OBVIOUSLY was ms. Yukari. her teenage crush on Alessi is a bit too strong – she often asks, begs even for a date with this old man. And finally he accepted. So yes! Yukari was the one who initiated it, the old man was pissed of having a girl asking him on dates 24/7 he just gave up and said "yes". Anything is possible with a bit of determination and perseverance.

💭 - What were they each thinking during the date?

Yukari was extremely nervous, yet excited. Because one of her biggest wishes have finally been granted, going on a sweet little date with her beloved old man... words cannot express how in love she is. She thought on a whole plan of where they could go, what they could do, what would they eat (she's a sweet tooth, and he is a bit of one too...).

As for Alessi, he was honestly pissed for having to spend (quality) time with one of the things that personally he thinks it's worse than kids: teenagers. He despises teenagers for being often annoying and ignorant, and most of the time disrespectful to the elders too.

Although... in the inside, he felt Yukari wasn't like them, like, yes okay she is annoying, but at least she's nice and respectful. Except for the fact she has some anger issues but besides that, she is actually sweet. Seeing she had a whole preparation for the date also flattered him – she indeed cares a lot. He actually likes how she likes him, despite knowing that crush will probably disappear some day – in his mind, it's just a childish crush.

#heartfelt answers #proselfship asks #f/o: alessi #s/i: yukari shakuyaku #old man young girl #proselfshipping #yumejoshi #oc x canon #proshippers please interact #proship safe #antis dni

[hazysurrealist]

'picnic box' for the stalking ask game?

(you haven't specified a F/O. but honestly i really wanted someone to ask specifically this prompt. i'll use Hazamada for this. and Yukari, my self insert)

Picnic Box - What's in their collection if they have one? If not, what's in place of it?

Some things. Some things that include intimate objects of Yukari. Hazamada's favorite are her panties and physical education bloomers. He got one of the cutest panties, striped and lacy. As for the bloomers, he never washed them, they have the scent of Yukari's sweat mixed with her lavender perfume.

Also includes non-kinky things, such as her blue rose hairclip. Honestly he got it because she accidentally lost it, Hazamada wants to give it back to her – he know how she loves this hairclip, and how she would thank him in such a sweet way – but at the same time... it's like having a piece of Yukari Shakuyaku. Hazamada is still thinking whether he gives it back or not.

He also has a tiny sanctuary with items I citated before, such as panties, her bloomers and the hairclip. There's also a picture of her, she has her typical shy demeanor on it. She's so shy with pictures...

#heartfelt answers #s/i: yukari shakuyaku #f/o: toshikazu hazamada #proselfship asks #ask game #proselfshipping #proshippers please interact #proship safe #tw: stalking #antis dni

[hazysurrealist]

Morrisette

Okay, you haven't requested any F/O, so i'm using Noriaki Kakyoin (I really wanted to use Hazamada but someone already requested him with the same prompt!). And I'm using my S/I Yukari Shakuyaku.

Morrisette – Share one of their big stalker stories, or the funniest?

Kakyoin is in love with Yukari. her birthday is in the second day of September, and once he found out, he spent a lot of his time learning everything about every fiber of her being to give her the perfect gift. Noriaki is a cautious man, making sure Yukari never suspects a thing – and she doesn't. For her, he's the perfect senpai to her, she really can't imagine him being a stalker.

He's smart, he didn't get caught by Yukari. But when her birthday was close, he noticed something: she's nice in so many ways he just... couldn't have a gift in mind. No gift ever fitted her perfection in his eyes. Noriaki realized his loss in mant ways. But he remembered a gift he could give her, and it would be perfect.

Noriaki decided to confess her everything, and Yukari loved it. She's shy with love, has no experience. Noriaki has some, but not too much. A perfect match.

He never told her about the stalking part though

i really just thought about this randomly while studying chemistry i hope it's good.

#heartfelt answers #ask game #s/i: yukari shakuyaku #f/o: noriaki kakyoin #proselfship asks #proselfshipping #tw stalking #yumejoshi #proshippers please interact #oc x canon #antis dni

[hazysurrealist]

umm... small selfship scenario between my JOJO S/I (Yukari Shakuyaku) and Alessi...

one of my favorite ways to write Yukari is her being a shy yet perverted teenager. she has an interest on all kind of men, and that includes like. middle-aged men. she would have a huge crush on Alessi, but knowing that's such a taboo thing, Yukari would keep it inside her heart, ashamed.

i can really imagine her crying to Alessi, crying that she feels like a deplorable human being for not feeling 'normal' like other people. why does she need to have those strange tastes in love? she calls herself a pervert as the older man gently touches her hair, saying it will be okay and he accepts her. he doesn't care about her tastes, and appreciates that such a cute shy teen girl has a crush on him.

honestly, Alessi has a feeling that her crush is just a temporary one, a childish crush that will probably disappear in no time.

i REALLY can imagine this scenario with NoriYuka too (the ship between Yukari Shakuyaku and Noriaki Kakyoin). except they're both the same age, but Yukari would still cry of shame afraid of her boyfriend hating her for being a bit of a perv.

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[hazysurrealist]

understand my ship in five minutes!

S/I: Yukari Shakuyaku

F/Os: Noriaki Kakyoin and Toshikazu Hazamada

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