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Reverend Karthus Roasts the Wild West

I wrote a VO for High Noon Karthus so now you all get to read it:

Based on this fic in addition to the High Noon canon

Move

-Why dread the moment at which suffering ends?

-No one may reign over the dead.

-How could I have ever desired immortality?

-I wanted to help them.

-Nobody will use me again.

-How long will that skull remain beneath the rubble?

-Blessed indeed are the dead.

-New Eden rests. May I one day join it.

-There are devils long overdue for an old-fashioned smiting.

-There is nothing of greater value than a soul.

Long Move

-Can a devil’s soul find rest in death? I certainly hope so, else my work will never end.

-Never again will I deny a soul their rest...and neither will I allow anybody else to.

-I am beyond caring about who deserves what. Every soul will know the freedom of death.

-When my flesh failed me, I waited for a death that never came. I must put my eternity to use.

-Eternal life guarding a cursed skull. Thresh never mentioned it would speak. Or that its words would make so much sense...

-The demon was right, I am a monster. But I am a monster on the opposite side.

Spawn

-Spawn with ally High Noon Lucian: Marshal Lucian. We have much to discuss.

-Spawn with ally High Noon Lucian: While I am grateful for delivering my misled flock into Death’s embrace, I would have greatly preferred a conversation over a conflagration.

-Spawn with enemy High Noon Lucian: Him again. Does he think this will work any better the second time?

-Spawn with ally High Noon Thresh: There must be more to you than slaughter and deceit.

-Spawn with ally High Noon Thresh: Your dedication is impressive, if only you would apply it to a better goal.

-Spawn with Enemy High Noon Thresh: Sometimes appearances aren’t deceiving.

-Spawn with ally High Noon Urgot: Monstrosity is determined by one’s actions, not one’s form. You don’t have to become like them.

-Spawn with enemy High Noon Urgot: And I thought I made a foolish deal.

Encounter

-Longhorn Alistar: Selling your services so easily? Well, one does what one must to survive, I suppose. I don’t, but...well...

-Sheriff Caitlyn: A word of advice: If you aim for the head, it will still accomplish nothing. Ask Lucian.

-Desperada Cassiopeia: Go find a less mobile corpse to loot.

-Bandito Fiddlesticks: I neither know nor care what manner of creature you are, decency dictates that you wear pants.

-High Noon Jhin: Ah, a performance artist. And yet your pieces all seem to repeat the same message.

-Kindred: Why do you keep sending me back?

-Sonoran Kog’Maw: You must be desperately hungry to try to sustain yourself on me.

-High Noon Lucian: It appears I did not fully purge your demon. How fortunate that I have a chance to rectify that.

-Cowgirl Miss Fortune: Did your bounty specify “dead or alive”? I’m not sure which I am at the moment.

-High Noon Mordekaiser: Conqueror. You’ve returned...it really was for nothing, then.

-Sandscourge Skarner: I wonder, would eating me qualify as predation or scavenging?

-High Noon Thresh: There was much of which you neglected to inform me. I will no longer uphold my end of our deal.

-Tahm Kench: *sighs* No, thank you. I don’t want any. Please go away.

-High Noon Twisted Fate: I knew of a man who liked to gamble. He ended up becoming half train.

-High Noon Urgot: Urgot? Like the fungus? What was wrong with “Jeremiah James”?

-High Noon Yasuo: Sheriff, I see you brought no shortage of bullets for your...sword....Well, whatever works.

Attack

-Desperada Cassiopeia: I prefer my snakes out of striking range.

-High Noon Lucian: Looking to join your lost love?

-High Noon Mordekaiser: You’re more intact than I prefer.

-High Noon Thresh: Give me back my death!

-High Noon Twisted Fate: Are you ready to meet the house, gambler?

-High Noon Urgot: Perhaps I should be grateful so little of me was taken.

Kill

- Rest.

-Know peace.

-Flesh to dust.

-Your suffering is at an end.

- What bliss it must be to depart.

-Longhorn Alistar: If all you wanted was to live, you should have avoided me.

-Sheriff Caitlyn: Would the law classify that as self-defense?

-Child champion (Annie, Nunu&Willump, Amumu if he ever gets clear lore): There were children in New Eden as well...

-Desperada Cassiopeia:Your funeral may benefit from forgoing the coffin.

-Bandito Fiddlesticks: And take your birds with you.

-High Noon Jhin: Flesh to dust, iron to rust.

-Sonoran Kog’Maw: There are times I miss being able to eat. This is not one of them.

-High Noon Lucian: Rare is the occasion one has the opportunity to avenge oneself.

-Cowgirl Miss Fortune: It’s too late to ask who sent you in pursuit of me, but I do wonder if you’re the only one they will send.

-High Noon Mordekaiser: May you pass into obscurity.

-Sandscourge Skarner: Chitin to dust? Sure, why not.

-High Noon Thresh: May your death bring you the same peace it does the rest of us.

-High Noon Twisted Fate: Death can be cheated, but it is for the best that you did not.

-High Noon Urgot: You traded a proper death for a mortal life...I shall amend that deal.

-Tahm Kench: I’ve had quite enough of deals and manipulations.

-High Noon Yasuo: May you rest without guilt.

Wall of Pain

-“Just passing through”? Prove it.

-There will be no anguish when you cross the final threshold.

Defile

-That is close enough.

-You wither faster than I did.

Ult

-Tell the Wolf to prepare for me!

-I grant you my blessing!

-Let Death cleanse your soul of its sorrow!

Death/Passive

-This world is not so easily rid of me!

-You are not the first to fail!

Respawn

-I told them it wouldn’t work. People have such difficulty listening.

-And here I am again, to minimal shock.

-Disappointed. Not terribly surprised.

-Very well. I will earn my rest.

Recall

-This is your one chance to flee.

Taunt

-Bandito Fiddlesticks: You may not realize this, but birds have wings and thus do not need to be thrown.

-High Noon Lucian: I will purge the grin from that shadow.

-High Noon Thresh: You call yourself a “slaughter god” now? Does “delinquent who has become what he despised” have too many words?

-High Noon Mordekaiser: “Conqueror.” Such a noble title. I suppose something about you must be.

-High Noon Urgot: How innovative, a train that can rob the bandits back.

Joke

-A death-worshipping reverend walks into a bar and asks for their finest spirits.

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