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hashtag-yoloswaggins · 7 years

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RITO RANT

ALRIGHT LETS CRUNCH SOME NUMERS. Champions that now have 10 skins: Miss Fortune, Twisted Fate, Alistar, Annie, Ezreal, Ryze Champions that have 9 skins: Tristana, Veigar, Mundo, Gragas, Jax, Katarina, Kayle, Kog'maw, Renekton, Teemo, Tryndamere Champions that now have 8 skins: Ahri, Akali, Amumu, Ashe, Blitzcrank, Caitlyn, Corki, Fiddlesticks, Gangplank, Garen, Lee Sin, Morgana, Nidalee, Pantheon, Riven, Singed, Sivir, Twitch, Warwick Champions that have not gotten a skin in at LEAST 2 YEARS and have less than 8 skins: Viktor, last skin: Creator (2013) Illaoi, last skin: Void Bringer (GARBO)(2015) Rek'sai, last skin: Pool Party (2015) Rengar, last skin: SSW (2015) Rumble, last skin: Super Galaxy (2014) Swain, last skin: Tyrant (2012) Urgot, last skin: Battlecast (2012) Yorick, last skin: Pentakill (2011) Cassiopeia, last skin: Jade Fang (2013) Aatrox, last skin: Sea Hunter (2015) Cho'gath, last skin: Prehistoric (2015) Evelynn, last skin: Safecracker (2014) Galio, last skin: Debonair (2015) Heimerdinger, last skin: Hazmat (2014) Irelia, last skin: Order of the Lotus (2015) Jarvan IV, last skin: Fnatic (2014) Kassadin, last skin: Cosmic Reaver (2015) Malphite, last skin: Ironside (GARBO)(2015) Mordekaiser, last skin: King of Clubs (GARBO)(2015) Nunu, last skin: Zombie Nunu (2015) Rammus, last skin: Guardian of the Sands (2015) Shaco, last skin: Wild Card (2015) Shen, last skin: TPA (2013) Skarner, last skin: Guardian of the Sands (2015) Udyr, last skin: Definitely Not (2015) Vladimir, last skin: Academy (GARBO)(2015) Xerath, last skin: Guardian of the Sands (2015) Zilean, last skin: Blood Moon (2015)

#thanks Rito #riot #riot games #league #league of legends #skins #champions #rant #long post

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crystalizedcuteness-blog · 7 years

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Shuriman Jhin X Guardian of the Sands Skarner

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! (Accepting!)

General:

How long will they last? - As long as both live, and provided neither of them do anything that counteracts the other’s beliefs, there isn’t any reason why a relationship would come to an end.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - A relationship would take time to develop between these two. Khada’s mysterious, and Skarner is untrusting of anyone Shuriman who was not from Shurima’s past. The longer the two cooperate for Shurima’s benefit, the more Skarner grows to trust the woman. On one of her escort missions, Skarner almost fails, partially because of Khada wandering off and away from her protector. After an ambush, Skarner becomes emotional, yelling at her charge, on the verge of tears. It’s at that moment she realizes what Khada’s come to mean to her, and then-

How was their first kiss? - It’s an emotional, angry kiss, but it’s sincere, and lasts surprisingly long. At the end of it, Skarner backs away, face aflame, inconsolable if and when Khada reciprocates.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Skarner. She was anxious about doing so, especially given the culture of old Shurima, but after a long ammount of consideration, she decided, for once, that the old laws needed to be changed, and proposed to Khada on a moonlit desert night.

Who is the best man/men? - Nasus

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? - Khada

Who stressed the most? - Skarner. Until the words ‘I do’ passed her lips, she was a nervous wreck . . . especially since the Emperor himself officiated the wedding for his loyal head of guard.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. You obviously don’t know how elaborate Shuriman weddings can be.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Xerath, for obvious reasons that all present agreed upon.

Sex:

Who is on top? - The strong scorpion girl who has a remarkable sex drive once she discovers it.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Skarner. She often has to drag Khada away from the damned book and literally tie her wife to the bed. It’s mutual, though.

How healthy is their sex life? - Plenty intimate and frequent, even when sex strays away from a vanilla standpoint.Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - A good half hour at the least, if not much more. If you have enough endurance to cross a desert, you’ve got the endurance to last a while when making love.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - Plenty, when their duties don’t interfere.No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None, for biological reasons.

How many children will they adopt? - One, a sandy haired girl found wandering the desert during Skarner’s patrols. She wastes no time bringing her home and demanding that they take care of her. Her name is Clara.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - N/A

Who is the stricter parent? - Skarner.

Who stops the kid from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Khada. Skarner’s all for her daughter being adventurous and dangerous.

Who remembers to pack the lunch? - Skarner.

Who is the more loved parent? - Equal love is split between both parents.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? N/A

Who cried the most at graduation? - N/A

Who is more likely to bail the child out of trouble with the law? - Khada.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They take turns, but mostly Skarner.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Khada. Skarner eats almost anything, including things she really shouldn’t eat in the first place.

Who does the grocery shopping? - If you mean hunting, then Skarner. If you mean marketplace shopping, Khada.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not very often, though they both enjoy the occasional sweet.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Skarner is the carnivore, Khada is the herbivore.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Khada. Skarner just enjoys meals for the time spent together.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Skarner, to get Khada out of the damn house more.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Skarner. She could get angry at the fire.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Khada. Skarner causes most of the messes accidentally with her stinger and claws knocking into everything.

Who is really against chores? - Neither, they both understand it’s a necessity.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Neither, they don’t own a pet.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Skarner, but she probably wouldn’t.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Skarner, because guests are most likely to be higher-ups, since other people below their station coming to visit is highly unlikely.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Khada, she found an old Shuriman coin and gave it to Skarner. It made her very, very happy.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both take frequent baths, as often as they can. It’s a luxury they both have access to and take full advantage of.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Neither, they don’t own a dog. They’re afraid owning a jackal would offend Nasus.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - No.

What are their goals for the relationship? - The biggest goal for either of them, ironically, don’t have to do with their relationship. The more Shurima flourishes, the more their own partnership does as well.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Khada.

Who plays the most pranks? - Skarner. She enjoys being a brat every once in a while, but nothing too serious.

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treago · 7 years

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

got 17 keys, and ended up with enough shards to random off

darius, kalista and trundle

bought the arcade MF chromo because shes the only ADC i use so that was a great idea

sand guardian skarner as a shard

jack of hearts TF when I rerolled 3 shards, 2 of which i arleady owned

good stuff

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paradisdespace-blog · 5 years

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Volibear es el último campeón en no recibir una nueva piel por 1.000 días o más

Volibear ha alcanzado un nuevo hito al unirse a la lista cada vez mayor de campeones de League of Legends para ir 1.000 días sin una nueva piel.

El rugido del trueno último recibió un cambio de imagen en junio 2016 con el rayo Volibear piel. El lanzamiento fue incluido en un skin inspirado en la lucha libre junto con el Leon gnar y el macho mundo.

Volibear ahora se ha unido a los gustos de Kassadin, Rek'Sai y Vel'Koz que forman parte del Club de los días 1.000-Plus. Udyr actualmente se encuentra en la parte superior de la lista con 1.429 días desde el lanzamiento de la piel definitivamente no Udyr. Los finalistas incluyen a Skarner y Xerath que recibieron pieles como parte del lanzamiento de Guardians of the Sands hace 1.403 días (el usuario de Reddit FalconGaels mantiene las pestañas de todo esto en una hoja de cálculo disponible aquí).

Imagen a trav��s de Riot Games Actualmente, Ivern es el campeón más antiguo con una sola piel. Un conjunto de pieles fugas el mes pasado, reveló, sin embargo, que perverse Ivern era una próxima versión. Por lo tanto, el premio pronto caerá a Ornn, que todavía sólo tiene una piel, Thunder Lord Ornn, después de ser liberado en agosto 2017.

Los que lideran el paquete incluyen Ezreal y Miss Fortune que cuentan con 12 pieles cada uno. Ezreal ha sido una selección clave dentro del juego competitivo de League of Legends, que ha llevado a Riot a crear dos pieles inspiradas en el equipo, TPA Ezreal y SSG Ezreal.

En otra parte, los lanzamientos más nuevos de la piel incluyen papercraft Anivia y Nunu que ambos salieron la semana pasada. Las adiciones de K/DA Ahri Prestige Edition y Arclight Brand también están entrantes con las fechas de lanzamiento que se van a establecer.

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