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#say it with me DEMONS ARE NOCTURNAL SO SHADOWHUNTERS WOULD BE NOCTURNAL THANK YOU
peupeugunn · 1 year
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alec: [pouring himself coffee blacker than the void] when the fuck did we let the morning people set the world's operating schedule?
magnus: darling, we did it while you were sleeping
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xshazxx · 7 years
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so (human) simon is a supernatural fanatic or whatever ??? he's super into lore ok and so he's always tryna guess what ppl around him could potentially be and rlly it just gets on jace's (his roommate) nerves he has no time for simon's bullshit ok bc while he enjoys humoring him he is Not fond of the way simon glares suspiciously @ ppl. it's just rude, simon. anyway simon suspects his new neighbor, raphael, of being a vamp. he almost shits himself upon learning he was right and THEY FALL IN LOVE
If Jace was being honest he brought this onto himself. He’d humor Simon with ‘stories’ of world with demons and angels, werewolves, fairies, vampires and warlocks and the hunters that kept the mundane world safe.
It was fun humor Simon at the time when they were fourteen and just started high school. But he hadn’t expected six years later Simon would still be obsessed, and he wasn’t using that term lightly.
“I think Luke would be a werewolf, the Alpha wolf” Simon leaned over the counter as Jace cooked breakfast in their tiny kitchen.
Jace groans and flips his eggs “it’s 8am Simon”
“I know but-”
“Drink your coffee and got to class Lewis” Jace rolls his eyes. He should have kept his mouth shut. He just wanted a friend that wasn’t Clary or Alec or Izzy and now he can’t seem to loose this one, not even if he wanted to.
-
“Hey beta wolf” Simon greeted Maia when entered the apartment and saw her on the couch sitting besides Jace.
“Beta what?” Maia asked turned to Jace for her instead of asking Simon to send him on a rant.
Jace shrugged “who knows, yesterday at the Huntersmoon he told me Russell will betray the pack”
“Does he do that to everyone?” Maia asked with a fond smile.
“Yes he does” Jace shook his head and turned his head to see why Simon was still standing by the door with his head poked out into the hallway. “Simon what are you doing?”
“Vampire”
“What”
“I mean new neighbor” Simon said and shut the door “and he’s so hot”
Maia chuckled and leaned over Jace to look at Simon “what does he look like”
“He’s so tall and handsome as hell” Simon sang which caused Maia to laugh out loud" okay he’s not tall, he’s actually short and it’s cute and he’s pale I bet he’s a vampire"
“Simon” Jace said in an exasperated tone “our new neighbor isn’t a vampire”
“How would you know” Simon snorted.
“Because those are stories, just stories, people are beginning to think you’re weird” Jace replied.
“Hey that’s not fair” Maia butted in.
“Thank you” Simon responded with a proud smirk.
“It’s Simon people always thought he’s weird”
“Wow I’m hurt Maia”
“That’s what you get for calling me a beta wolf, clearly I’m Alpha material”
-
Simon was suspicious of everyone thank you very much. He just took interest in the people that sparked it. Like The Lightwoods and their mysterious tattoos and Clary and Jocelyn with the same kinds, he took an interest in Dot, the woman never seemed to age and recently in Alec’s boyfriend, Simon swore he saw Magnus’ fingers sparked blue before.
And of course Simon took a special interest in the weird habits of his nocturnal neighbor, Raphael.
Simon wasn’t stalking, he was observing, thank you very much Jace. He noted that Raphael never left his apartment during the day, Simon knows this because their bedroom are right next to each other, he asked -begged- the landlord for a floor plan of the building, and during the day it was as if Raphael wasn’t there either. No noise came through the thin walls. Simon noticed that as soon as the sun went down -which was early during the day winter- Raphael was up and out, not returning until dawn.
-
“There’s something strange about him Maia” Simon paced back and forth in the apartment.
“He probably works in the night Simon” Maia rolled her eyes and flipped her textbook close.
“What kind of job requires you to be out all night huh?”
“Hotel management Simon”
“Yeah a hotel for the undead” Simon scoffed and collapsed on the couch. He’ll figure it out.
-
When Simon came stumbling home at 4am after pulling an all nighter at the library the last person he wanted to see but expected to find awake at this time of night was Raphael.
“Good morning” Raphael says to a half asleep Simon as takes a sip from a thermos.
“Morning” Simon mumbled with a yawn.
Raphael chuckled lightly as they entered the elevator together.
The elevator ride up to their floor was silent save for Simon nervously tapping his feet against the floor.
Simon waited until Raphael disappeared into his room before he started to look for his keys.
Simon mentally cursed himself after awhile when he realized that he’d left in on the coffee table in his rush to leave for class.
After knocking twice Simon sighed and gave up. Jace was most likely at Maia’s place. Simon knock his head against the door with a loud groan.
“Um excuse me” Raphael’s door open and his head poked out “your disturbing me” he teased a distressed Simon.
“Sorry, I got locked out” Simon turned to look at Simon with a pout.
Raphael nodded and turned and walked into his apartment leaving the door open “coming?”
Raphael heard the scrabble as Simon bent down to grab his discarded bag and hoodie “coming”
“Thanks” Simon smiled when he got into the warmth of Raphael’s apartment and out of the chilly hallway. “I’m Simon by the way”
“Raphael and you’re welcome” Raphael said and gestured towards the couch “it’s quite comfortable”
“It will do” Simon smiled and sat on the couch.
“Feel free to use anything you need, our apartments should be the same” Raphael said and walked towards his bedroom “goodnight”
-It was after twelve in the afternoon when Simon woke up and went to the fridge. He yelped at the sight of bottles of red liquid. Simon’s heart raced and picked up one of the bottle and uncapped it. The stench of blood filled his nose.
“Holy shit” he whispered to himself and hurriedly put the bottle back.
He then turned to look around the apartment. All outside light was shut out by thick black curtains. Simon noted the lack of food beside the bottled blood in the refrigerator.“Oh god this can’t be happening, this is some crazy prank” Simon whispered to himself when a gush of wind past him.
“What’s wrong Simon?” Raphael’s smooth voice came from behind him.
“N-nothing” Simon stuttered and took a step back.
“Okay then sit down Simon” Raphael said and sat on the couch across from where Simon slept.
“It’s dark in here” Simon avoided Raphael’s gaze as he spoke “there’s blood in the fridge”
Raphael nodded “there is and you know why”
“You’re kidding? Vampires aren’t real”
“Really?” Raphael tilted his head to the side to stare at Simon before dropping his fangs “seems real to me”
“Are you going to kill me? I’m skinny and I didn’t shower, probably wouldn’t taste well” Simon gulped nervously.
Raphael laughed and shock his head “God no, why would I kill you? You’re too pretty”
“I- what?”
“Besides it’s against the laws to kill mundanes, I don’t need your shadowhunter friends to come after me”
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