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little-pup-max · 2 days

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When all your musky piss friends make you huffy first thing in the morning. 🥵

Plus @twinkx-official gear always is so hot!

#trackies #scally boys #scally chav #scally lads #scally #nike tn #sniffmysocks #sneakerfetish #gay sneakers #sneaker sniffing #twinkx

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lads-in-shorts · 8 months

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#gay #gay shorts #shorts #men in shorts #gayguy #gay legs #scally #scally lads #chav lads

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baggyboysfin · 1 month

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#nike tn #shiny gear #adidaschile20 #adidaschile62 #adidas #adidaschile #scally lads #hoodrich

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transformattion · 26 days

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roadman

Joe, a nerd, was standing under a bridge with his friend, Noah, sharing a packet of chocolate and talking.

"The new maths teacher is so annoying!" Noah says.

"Literally she's so annoying!" Joe replies.

They begin to hear laughter coming closer to them.

"My bus is here, see you tomorrow bye." Noah says.

"Oh ok bye." Joe replies.

Noah leaves and the people responsible for the laughter appear and are revealed to be Connor, a guy who used to go to Joe and Noah's school but got moved to a different school for misbehaved boys. Another boy that used to go to there school called Liam, who also got moved to the other school was with him. They were also with 2 of their friends who Joe was not familiar with. They were wearing casual clothes which consisted of an Adidas or Nike tech tracksuit, Adidas or Nike trainers, and a jacket. Connor had brunette hair in a middle part, Liam had brunette slicked back hair, one of the others had blonde hair in a flick up fringe, and the other had a buzzcut. Preston turned his head around and faced you.

"Yo Joe. You got a lighter dude." Connor says.

"No of course I don't!" Joe replies.

"That sucks, can you come to the shop with us then mate." Connor says.

"Why?" Joe asks.

"We need to catch up." He replies.

"Uhh. Sure I guess." Joe says.

"Yes get in mate." Liam says.

You go up to them and you carry on walking with them to the shop.

"What are your names?" Joe asks looking at the 2 unfamiliar boys.

"I'm Callum." The boy with the buzzcut says.

"And I'm James." The blonde haired boy says.

"So do you have a girlfriend?" Joe asks Connor.

"Yeah mate. She's so fit. You got a girl mate?" Connor asks back.

"No I don't." Joe says.

"When are you gonna get your haircut mate?" Connor asks. Joe's hair was very long and was touching his nose.

"Uh I don't know." Joe replies.

They get to the shop and they buy lots of energy drinks and when they get to the counter they buy some vapes.

"I don't think you're allowed to vape Connor." Joe says quietly.

"It'll be fine mate. Loosen up a bit." Connor says laidback.

After they buy the items they head outside. They walk to a bench in a more quiet area.

"Mate you kinda smell a bit." Connor says to Joe.

"Oh." Joe says.

"Let me fix that mate." Connor says.

He pulls out a can of lynx Africa and sprays it on Joe. Suddenly Joe start to get dizzy and feel very different.

"Bro lets go get your hair cut." James says and Connor laughs.

"Ok." Joe says like he is under a spell.

They walk to the local barbers and once they get in Connor requests that his usual barber cuts Joe's hair. Connor's usual barber, Tyler, comes up and tells Joe to sit on the chair.

"He wants a flick up fringe and also he wants his hair to be dyed brunette mate." Preston says to Tyler.

"Yeah coming right up mate." Tyler replies.

After the haircut they go to a clothes shop and Joe tries on a Nike tech tracksuit.

"Mate, you should buy it!" Liam says.

"Ok." Joe says in the same trance like tone.

"Get in mate." Connor says.

Joe and Connor go to Connor's house.

"So I feel like you're gay." Connor says.

"Yeah I am." Joe says.

"But girls are so leng, man and like their tits and ass. Like have you seen Kylie." Connor says.

"True Kylie is mad leng you get me." Joe says.

"Yeah mate, I get you innit. The lynx is finally about to solidify your transformation." Connor says.

"I mean you're talking like a roadman now and it feel good innit." Connor says.

"Yeah mate, it does. And Kylie's single right mate?" Joe asks.

"Yeah she is. And I feel like you suit a Josh more than a Joe"

"Yeah mate innit." Joe or Josh now says.

Joe went from being a nice, innocent, submissive boy with blonde hair, to becoming a total roadman. He was definitely not innocent anymore, dominant, and had brunette hair and styled more "British". He was now Josh not Joe.

"Mate, I feel proper fit innit!" Josh says in his new roadman accent.

"Mate, you gonna get with Cassie, right?" Connor asks.

"Yeah mate she's fucking leng af." Josh replies.

*next day*

Noah was under the bridge, waiting for Joe like always. He hears laughter.

"Nah bro, Kylies mad leng, like she wants to smash later, mate!" Josh says excited.

"Yo Noah, you got a vape mate?" Josh asks.