#roadman

[transformattion]

roadman

Joe, a nerd, was standing under a bridge with his friend, Noah, sharing a packet of chocolate and talking.

"The new maths teacher is so annoying!" Noah says.

"Literally she's so annoying!" Joe replies.

They begin to hear laughter coming closer to them.

"My bus is here, see you tomorrow bye." Noah says.

"Oh ok bye." Joe replies.

Noah leaves and the people responsible for the laughter appear and are revealed to be Connor, a guy who used to go to Joe and Noah's school but got moved to a different school for misbehaved boys. Another boy that used to go to there school called Liam, who also got moved to the other school was with him. They were also with 2 of their friends who Joe was not familiar with. They were wearing casual clothes which consisted of an Adidas or Nike tech tracksuit, Adidas or Nike trainers, and a jacket. Connor had brunette hair in a middle part, Liam had brunette slicked back hair, one of the others had blonde hair in a flick up fringe, and the other had a buzzcut. Preston turned his head around and faced you.

"Yo Joe. You got a lighter dude." Connor says.

"No of course I don't!" Joe replies.

"That sucks, can you come to the shop with us then mate." Connor says.

"Why?" Joe asks.

"We need to catch up." He replies.

"Uhh. Sure I guess." Joe says.

"Yes get in mate." Liam says.

You go up to them and you carry on walking with them to the shop.

"What are your names?" Joe asks looking at the 2 unfamiliar boys.

"I'm Callum." The boy with the buzzcut says.

"And I'm James." The blonde haired boy says.

"So do you have a girlfriend?" Joe asks Connor.

"Yeah mate. She's so fit. You got a girl mate?" Connor asks back.

"No I don't." Joe says.

"When are you gonna get your haircut mate?" Connor asks. Joe's hair was very long and was touching his nose.

"Uh I don't know." Joe replies.

They get to the shop and they buy lots of energy drinks and when they get to the counter they buy some vapes.

"I don't think you're allowed to vape Connor." Joe says quietly.

"It'll be fine mate. Loosen up a bit." Connor says laidback.

After they buy the items they head outside. They walk to a bench in a more quiet area.

"Mate you kinda smell a bit." Connor says to Joe.

"Oh." Joe says.

"Let me fix that mate." Connor says.

He pulls out a can of lynx Africa and sprays it on Joe. Suddenly Joe start to get dizzy and feel very different.

"Bro lets go get your hair cut." James says and Connor laughs.

"Ok." Joe says like he is under a spell.

They walk to the local barbers and once they get in Connor requests that his usual barber cuts Joe's hair. Connor's usual barber, Tyler, comes up and tells Joe to sit on the chair.

"He wants a flick up fringe and also he wants his hair to be dyed brunette mate." Preston says to Tyler.

"Yeah coming right up mate." Tyler replies.

After the haircut they go to a clothes shop and Joe tries on a Nike tech tracksuit.

"Mate, you should buy it!" Liam says.

"Ok." Joe says in the same trance like tone.

"Get in mate." Connor says.

Joe and Connor go to Connor's house.

"So I feel like you're gay." Connor says.

"Yeah I am." Joe says.

"But girls are so leng, man and like their tits and ass. Like have you seen Kylie." Connor says.

"True Kylie is mad leng you get me." Joe says.

"Yeah mate, I get you innit. The lynx is finally about to solidify your transformation." Connor says.

"I mean you're talking like a roadman now and it feel good innit." Connor says.

"Yeah mate, it does. And Kylie's single right mate?" Joe asks.

"Yeah she is. And I feel like you suit a Josh more than a Joe"

"Yeah mate innit." Joe or Josh now says.

Joe went from being a nice, innocent, submissive boy with blonde hair, to becoming a total roadman. He was definitely not innocent anymore, dominant, and had brunette hair and styled more "British". He was now Josh not Joe.

"Mate, I feel proper fit innit!" Josh says in his new roadman accent.

"Mate, you gonna get with Cassie, right?" Connor asks.

"Yeah mate she's fucking leng af." Josh replies.

*next day*

Noah was under the bridge, waiting for Joe like always. He hears laughter.

"Nah bro, Kylies mad leng, like she wants to smash later, mate!" Josh says excited.

"Yo Noah, you got a vape mate?" Josh asks.

#gay to straight #roadman #roadman tf #trackies #chav lads #scally lads #nike tech

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #uk #british slander #roadman

[scallyboiz]

#scally #chav lad #scally lad #roadman

[roadmanscallyladz]

#scally lads #trapstar #scally #chav lads #roadman

[xodahafez]

roadman! tom riddle in hogwarts:

dumbledore, with suspicion: is there something you wish to tell me?

tom: what you saying big man????

tom, to his knights (aka the mandem): who’s that peng ting i ain’t seen him round the ends before

tom, to harry: soooo you trynna link up or suttin yea??

harry: …

tom, to the mandem: that potter is a proper wasteman innit. gonna spin mans jaw next time

also tom: *tries to lips harry*

harry, to tom: you’re a murderer

tom: rahhh mans got bare jokes you know

#tomarrymort #tomarry #tom riddle #harry potter #roadman #cockney #just jokes fam allow it bruv #multicultural London accent

[70spunkstars]

Why do I see people only acknowledging that hobie is a british person and not taking into account that he’s a BLACK british person. I don’t often see BBE used in the works he’s in ..

Also, if any black british folk see this post and know about/speak in the dialect can y’all dm and help me understand it better so I can get to writing? Please and thanks I’d love to learn about it 🤭

🕸️

#hobie brown #hobie my beloved #black writers #atsv hobie #roadman #hobart brown #hobie x reader #hobie #hobie spiderverse #please help i want to start writing #I have so many ideas #but I’m a nerd for accuracy #PunkStars™️

[imsiriuslyreading]

trying to explain what a roadman is to non brits is proving to be one of the greatest challenges of my life.

factoring 'roadman remus' into the equation is... not making it easier I'll tell you that much

#lanas crying again #roadman #roadman remus

[gay-for-zoya]

This would be before his character development

#merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #roadman #poll #tumblr polls #merlin poll #merlin 2008 #king arthur #morgana pendragon #gwen merlin #gwen pendragon

[fiercd]

robber came to my house and started playing games???

#balaclava #bally #roadman #robber #pa4 #amnesia #balaclava boys

[ghostiesodaa]

do big man. if not your a coward.

Take your pick

#splatoon #big man #roadman #chav au

[hunterxsleep]

Imagine heartstopper but Charlie becomes a roadman and is still gay and stuff for Nick but wears massive hoodies/puffy jackets and talks like "ey bruv give yor man a kiss, ye? Mans missed you all day blud."

#heartstopper #cursed #uk #lgbt #lgbtq #roadman #gay #bisexual #heartstopper season 2

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #roadman #uk slander #british slander #uk #great britain #british

[roadmanscallyladz]

#scally lads #scally #roadman #chav lads #trapstar

[xodahafez]

roadman! tom riddle duels with harry to get his attention pt 4

part three here

[partnered duelling in DADA]

walburga, sultrily: hi tom, want to be my partner?

tom, busy glaring at harry and his partner: you’re fucking butters, move yeah??

walburga: *stomps away angrily after making empty threats*

the mandem: *exchanging shifty glances with each other*

tom: the sweet one’s still dead set on airing me

orion: what does airing mean?

nott: like a cooling charm?

tom, sneering: forgot you purebluds are a buncha wet neeks. harry is ignoring me

rosier, hurriedly: i see. might i suggest a direct confrontation?

orion: yes, my— yes, riddle. i think confronting him about this will resolve your dilemma. perhaps try cornering him so he doesn’t escape

tom, rudely gesturing to harry’s duelling partner: you lot reckon i should deck him with a spell or suttin?

the mandem: …

abraxas: excellent idea

tom: aiight say less akhi

tom: *storms over and knocks out harry’s duelling partner before turning around and smiling at harry*

the mandem, collectively sighing: oh merlin

professor merrythought, appalled and shook: mr riddle! 20 points from slytherin!

tom, ignoring everyone else: wagwan darlin

harry, burning with rage: stupefy!

[a duel begins]

tom: anyways fam i been trynna hit you up but you always moving funny. what’s your problem?

harry: you! you’re my problem!

[the entire DADA class is watching]

tom: listen sweet’art i ain’t done nothing to ya?? and you was happy just last week bruv??

harry: what? no i wasn’t— bloody hell why can’t you just take no for an answer and leave me alone??? it’s creepy and weird

tom, angrily: you’re actually bare cooked dyou know what i’m sayin? always beefin with me, and for what—

harry: I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS—

tom, still angrily ranting: —mans is just trynna move to you yeah, allow it???

harry: did you consider that the reason i want nothing to do with you is because you’re a terrible person with a skewed moral compass—

tom, in a mocking/booing, deep voice: PHUSsioooo

[priori incantamem is triggered]

tom: …

harry: *panicking*

tom, laughing with surprise and steadily falling in love with harry: oh my dAYSSSS, THIS IS MADDDDD WALLAHI

#tomarry #tomarrymort #tom riddle #roadman #multicultural london accent #crackfic #i watched topboy a lil bit too much… #is it really roadman slang if someone doesn’t say PHUSSIIOLEE

[anemoisoap]

#no onedrive maybe I don't want to remember this time last year #hetalia #aph hetalia #aph england #fanart #arthur kirkland #roadman #i hate it #uk #england

[lamoodz777]

Nteflix Top Boy Modie

Santan Dave Uk Rapper

#roadman #modie #top boy #uk rapper #uk rap #netflix #santan dave #micheal ward