#she’s still doing well tho! she’s living with Knut’s dad

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You rolled number…2, so, drumroll,

Knut Bjerke

Oh, where do I even start about him. Technically, he isn’t even alive at the current point in time. However, I will make exceptions to this rule :)

Knut is Agender and doesn’t really mind any pronouns, but usually sticks to He for the sake of simplicity. He’s Ace and also autistic, so basically a Triple A Battery <3

They were Loki’s partner when they were still alive, before they got murdered in cold blood. (Rumors say the incident involved a chicken nugget…)

Knut was most recently training to become a paramedic. He genuinely believes that there’s something good in every person, and does his best to bring that out. However, he also tends to be kind of a doormat. Other than that…he’s extremely allergic to walnuts. And he knows danish and british sign language. In whump, he usually plays a caretaker role, or rarely a whumpee.

#whump #whump community #I KNOW WHO YOU ARE #ENJOY KNUT LORE YOU ALREADY KNEW LMAO #BUT YAH HERE’S HIS INTRODUCTION EVERYONE #NOW ENJOY #funfact when I first created him he was supposed to b like this. punky rebellious character #but all that stuck from back then is the long hair and choker and a couple of piercings #also I literally created him as a dead character lmfao #like. I knew Loki had a partner that got killed so I randomly decided to create him #His name was a placeholder as well #ANOTHER FUNFACT he smells like popcorn #and he reminds me of Knut the ice bear #And he had a pet dog #an Australian shepherd called Zodiac #she’s still doing well tho! she’s living with Knut’s dad #he’s also a proficient archer tho he onl does it for the sport and fun aspect #because he’s vegetarian #YEAH IMMA STOP NOW LMAO EVEN THO THERES LIKE 572957205 MORE #officially starting a Knut tag now too #Knutposting #:)

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O'Knutzy centered chat?

Alright. Here’s a little thing for this. It’s centered on O’Knutzy but takes a detour to get to the point.

I’ve snuck in a nod to parks and Rec... lemme know if you spot it!

Thanks to @lumosinlove for giving us the gift of sweater weather!

@frombeauxbatons this is a little bit for you too!

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James makes a group chat. Dumo doesn’t want to be the dad. Kasey knows a lot about sex. Sunny sees things. Leo is embarrassed. Logan gets a gift. Finn is a little proud of himself. The team has named O’Knutzy as the unholy trinity.

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James created a group chat

James added kasey, dumo, Sergei, Sunny, Sirius, Remus

James: dumo we had a vote. You need to talk to the unholy trinity about this. There’s nothing wrong with some road trip action. God knows Nado literally has a booty call on hand in every city we visit. But there’s also the fact that walls are thin. @kasey already agreed to do the actual sex talk part. So it’s on you two.

Dumo: can someone tell me again why I am the one who has to do this?

Kasey: I’m doing the sex talk part you’re doing boundaries on road trips and pda. That’s the deal old man

Dumo: Sirius is the captain? He should do it or re he’s a doctor

Remus: I’m a therapist not a doctor and I already pushed them to admit their feelings. My part is done

Sunny: woah you’re the reason I now have to live with the vision of baby rookie bent over a bench in the equipment room?

Remus: I told them to not do anything at work

Kasey: aw let them be in love man. It’s cute. Also like either of you haven’t all done weird shit when you were still in the honeymoon phase?

Dumo: well. I know for certain that cap and loops have

Sirius: you made us share a bed. You get to give the talk to the boys. Also they’re like your sons so.

Sergei: u not Still honeymoon phase?

Kasey: they totally are. Remus is about to climb cap like a shaggy tree every time he scores. It’s cute.

Sunny: dumo you’re like the lAst person to complain.

Sergei: I walk in on u and Celeste so many times.

Dumo: well it’s not my fault you can sneak up. You should weAr a bell or something.

James: how did he walk in on you? You’ve never lived together?

Dumo: where do you think he sleeps when anya is mad at him?

James: anyways I bought a gag for Logan with the money I won and used the $500 they paid Sunny not to tattle to set up a jar for when they get caught again and we might have to bribe people not to say anything... the unholy trinity emergency fund...

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Knutterbutter: I still hate this name. Also why does blizzard and dumo want to talk to us?

Tremendouzly: dunno. Maybe they caught you two in the gym?

Finnisagod: they didn’t. Sunny might have seen something but he just winked and walked out. Also I paid him $500 not to tattle...

Knutterbutter: and you trust him? He’s as bad as James. And he speaks Russian. You know him and Sergei are talking about us. Also I’m worried.

Tremendouzly: okay just let’s get through this. Wait why is kasey here?

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Knutterbutter: that was the most mortifying thing I’ve ever experienced.

Tremendouzly: I can’t believe they all chipped in to buy me a gag. I’m not that loud...

Finnisagod: hahahah oh yes you are. But come on calm down boys. They just asked us to keep it down. Not to stop Doing things. Oh and to promise to apologize to Olli.

Knutterbutter: oh. Shit. Olli. Forgot about that. It’s like Casper the friendly ghost seeing you have sex 🥺

finnisagod: hahaha come on Olli lives with timmers and is like best friends with Kuny and nado. He’s even had Kuny chained to his bed, naked?

Tremendouzly: I can’t believe kasey talked to us about sex. I’m pretty sure my dick committed suicide

Finnisagod: if we weren’t on a bus I could check for you 😜💦😋😉

Knutterbutter: you’re not doing anything. This is already mortifying. Nado and Kuny high-fived me and offered suggestions. Also James betted on us and won about $500 on who came first....

Finnisagod: at least they didn’t fine us. And the $ 500 went towards Logan’s gag 😂

Finnisagod: also don’t be a bore knutty, like you wouldn’t love to watch me go down on Logan right here...

Tremendouzly: I wouldn’t mind. But stop Finn. Knut is unhappy

Knutterbutter: how are you all not more embarrassed?

Tremendouzly: come on, this is their way of accepting. Also we’ve got shit loads of crap on all of these idiots too and it’s only a matter of time before Kuny or Nado sends another nude or somehow fucks up...

Knutterbutter: I have to work with kasey. More than you two. I can’t ever unhear him talk about sex like that. He had a power point

Finnisagod: I found it very educational. Kasey is a serious guy. He didn’t even flinch and I’m pretty sure dumo was blasting willie Nelson on Max volume and pretending he was on a beach somewhere in the Bahamas? So no ones hurt

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Kasey: well we did the talk. They were embarrassed- Leo most. Though finn seemed very intrigued with the gag tho. Also dumo went to his happy place.

Sirius: you let him listen to country music and pretend they’re still just reading books and braiding Logan’s hair?

Kasey: yup.

James: alright we owe you two a dinner.

Dumo: dinner? I want a ‘04 la tour. And also dinner. And babysitting the next three evenings off

Kasey: hahahah hard bargain. We would be happy to babysit.

Sirius: practicing? 😉

Kasey; hell yeah. I’m gonna make some awesome babies with nat. Gonna take over the world.

Remus: I believe you. Sirius and I would be happy to babysit too 😌

Dumo: 😘 though Adele never quite forgave you for stealing Sirius. Though she’s still certain she’s going to marry Logan. Not sure how to break the news to her.

#lumosinlove #lumosinlove ocs #sweaterweather #sweaterweatherchats #o’knutzy