#slaaaaash

[bookishnerdlove]

LBDLFDC - Capitulo 443: Incluso si respiras tranquilamente (2)

LBDLFDC – Capitulo 443: Incluso si respiras tranquilamente (2)

El cuervo observó a la rata desmayada en la mano de Choi Han. El cuervo en el hombro de Cale se acercó a la rata y la observó detenidamente. “El ilusionista parece controlar a las ratas”. Choi Han bajó a la rata desmayada y volvió a levantar su espada después de escuchar la certeza en la voz de Gashan. ¡Slaaaaash, slash! El suelo debajo de todo el callejón se volcó. Choi Han fruncía el ceño cada…

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[thewrosper]

Mrs Serial Killer movie review: The Jacqueline Fernandez-starrer is beyond ghastly

Mrs Serial Killer review: Nothing, not Jacqueline Fernandez in her perfectly coiffed curls, nor Mohit Raina trying very hard to appear as if he knows what’s going on, nor the sundry others who come and go, help. Nor, I’m forced to regretfully report, Manoj Bajpayee, who should have known better. Mrs Serial Killer movie cast: Jacqueline Fernandez, Manoj Bajpayee, Mohit Raina, Zayn Marie, Darshan Zariwala Mrs Serial Killer movie director: Shirish Kunder Mrs Serial Killer movie rating: 0 The opening sequence had me reeling. If you think I’m exaggerating, stay with me, do. To wit: one number petrified young woman, bound to a bed in a dimly-lit room, surrounded by hospital equipment. Ominous music. Another young woman, circling the bed, raising a sharp object, and going slaaaaash. Now you’d think that this can be a perfectly fine introduction to a film called Mrs Serial Killer: the attacker could well be married, and be a serial killer, as the title helpfully tells us. So we should all be on our guard, right, and eyeing the slasher with a great deal of fright, right? So, so wrong. There’s something so ludicrous about these two ladies going at each other, exchanging dialogue which is worse than ludicrous, delivered as if they were in some kind of a weird sorority, that you want to flee far, far away.Here’s a sample. Q: ‘kaun hai’? A: ‘serial killer’. No, I’m not making this up. But wait. Let’s pause. Let’s not be hasty. After all, this thing also has Manoj Bajpayee in it, right? Just how ghastly can a film with such a wonderful actor be? As it turns out, and I can vouch for every single painful moment of it, it is beyond ghastly. HomeEntertainmentMovie Review Mrs Serial Killer movie review: The Jacqueline Fernandez-starrer is beyond ghastly Mrs Serial Killer review: Nothing, not Jacqueline Fernandez in her perfectly coiffed curls, nor Mohit Raina trying very hard to appear as if he knows what’s going on, nor the sundry others who come and go, help. Nor, I’m forced to regretfully report, Manoj Bajpayee, who should have known better. The opening sequence had me reeling. If you think I’m exaggerating, stay with me, do. To wit: one number petrified young woman, bound to a bed in a dimly-lit room, surrounded by hospital equipment. Ominous music. Another young woman, circling the bed, raising a sharp object, and going slaaaaash. Now you’d think that this can be a perfectly fine introduction to a film called Mrs Serial Killer: the attacker could well be married, and be a serial killer, as the title helpfully tells us. So we should all be on our guard, right, and eyeing the slasher with a great deal of fright, right? So, so wrong. There’s something so ludicrous about these two ladies going at each other, exchanging dialogue which is worse than ludicrous, delivered as if they were in some kind of a weird sorority, that you want to flee far, far away. Here’s a sample. Q: ‘kaun hai’? A: ‘serial killer’. No, I’m not making this up. But wait. Let’s pause. Let’s not be hasty. After all, this thing also has Manoj Bajpayee in it, right? Just how ghastly can a film with such a wonderful actor be? As it turns out, and I can vouch for every single painful moment of it, it is beyond ghastly. Let me tell you a little more. Please, please, don’t say no. You with me, still? Thank you, thank you. Turns out that the woman with the sharp object is the wife (Fernandez) of a surgeon (Bajpayee), who is in jail for the grisly (very, very ) murders of a bunch of young women, all of whom were pregnant. A drunk cop (Raina) fetches up at the couple’s home, makes inappropriate comments, lurches about, in search of evidence. Clearly, there’s history between the wife and him: that’s why she opens the door to him, late at night, in her nightwear, see? Meanwhile, a young woman with a very interesting choice of hair colour, pops up. She is a martial arts expert. She’s also going to be a mum. Aha. She has a wimpy boyfriend. Hmm. Had enough? No? Real sucker for punishment, aren’t we? All right, here you go. There’s a shady lawyer (Zariwala) lurking in a baroque mansion, who gives all kinds of tips to the wife in order for her to save her dear, loving husband. Cries out she, ‘meri hi story mein saari conflicts kyon aati hain’? Good question. Don’t know about you, but I’m done. Nothing, not Fernandez in her perfectly coiffed curls, nor Raina trying very hard to appear as if he knows what’s going on, nor the sundry others who come and go, help. Nor, I’m forced to regretfully report, Bajpayee, who should have known better. I will leave you with this hard to beat back-and-forth: ‘toh maaro, yeh roz roz ke torture se toh achcha hai’, says one character. Replies the other: ‘torture tumne abhi dekha kahaan hai?’ Dekh liya, bhai, dekh liya. Read the full article

[vadadaca]

I am watching tonight's Conan for work tonight and first he talked to Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy about their preferred shipping name and then he SHOWED THEM A MASH-UP OF THEIR SCENES SET TO "FIX YOU." I CANNOT EVEN I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OFFICE RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE GIVING mE?

#x-men: apocalypse #michael fassbender #slash #slaaaaash #James McAvoy #conan o'brien #x-men

[ingravinoveritas]

Also, am I the only one who thought that Espo was givin' Ryan the ol' "up-and-down" flirty look when he said, "I could see you as an elf...or a hobbit..."

I SAW WHAT U DID THAR, ESPOSITO.

#castle #javier esposito #kevin ryan #richard castle #slaaaaash #otp is otpin'

[nakedpersimmon]

I couldn't take my eyes off of Davy.

Michael Nesmith at his Q&A at the Monkees Convention today.

#michael nesmith #the monkees #CONTEXT NOT IMPORTANT #davy jones #slaaaaash

[nakedpersimmon]

IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP. IT'S THE '80S.

(Thank you to Angela for posting this on the NP FB!)

#peter tork #davy jones #the monkees #jork #slaaaaash #i love and/or hate the '80s

[nakedpersimmon]

Wasn't Fingerhead right when he wrote that the Monkees were living "one gay adventure" ;)

We just have no idea what you could possibly mean, Anon...

#ask np #the monkees #slaaaaash #peter tork #mike nesmith #davy jones #micky dolenz

[nakedpersimmon]

OMG

From the video clip we just posted: Peter is reading "Monkee Mail," and one letter asked if he is still friends with Stephen Stills.

Peter: "And the answer is, of course I am. If I ever get my hands on him, he'll find out how much of a friend."

#peter tork #stephen stills #SLAAAAASH #oh merciful heavens...

[ingravinoveritas]

Best freakin' moment of the entire movie. Danny/Kenickie = OTP for life.

Sandy who now?

#grease #danny zuko #john travolta #musicals #slaaaaash

[nakedpersimmon]

Dear NP, What would the reaction of each Monkee be if he walked into a dressing room one day and found two of his bandmates kissing? (any two you like!)? Love, anon.

Hi there, Anon! Well, normally we would respond textually, but given the many different possible answers (as we do believe each Monkee's reactions would differ based on which two guys they saw kissing), we feel a text response would get too verbose and complicated. So, instead of that, we're going to answer with gifs that show what we think each Monkee's general, overall response would be.

Davy: 

Micky:

Peter:

Mike:

#ask np #the monkees #slaaaaash

[nakedpersimmon]

Hello. I'm new to this fandom, and I was just wondering if it had any slashes. Like.. pairing two of them up.

*blink*

Well, hellloooo thar, newbie Anon! :D Why yes, there are slashes in the Monkee fandom! Yes indeed. In years past, the most frequently favored pairing was Mike/Micky (also called "Dolenzmith"). More recently, the pairing of Mike/Peter ("Torksmith") has fallen into favor, and is, in fact, the favorite pairing of your two wicked NP webmistresses.

However, there is Monkees slash for all pairings, so don't fret! Peter/Micky (Torklenz) is also a well-liked pairing, as is Davy/Peter. We have fics featuring almost all of the Monkees slash pairings (including Mike/Peter/Micky--"Torklenzmith" and even all four Monkees) on the Naked Persimmon website. Here are some handy-dandy links to help you find your way:

Mike/Peter fics: http://www.nakedpersimmon.com/mike-peter.html

Mike/Micky fics: http://www.nakedpersimmon.com/mike-micky.html

Peter/Micky fics: http://www.nakedpersimmon.com/peter-micky.html

Mike/Davy fics: http://www.nakedpersimmon.com/mike-davy.html

Micky/Davy fics: http://www.nakedpersimmon.com/micky-davy.html

You might also want to peruse the Slash Fanart section of our lovely site, as it features some terrific slashy Monkees fanart. We hope this helps you out, Anon, and if you have any other questions about Monkees slash, don't hesitate to ask. :D

#ask np #the monkees #slash #slaaaaash

[nakedpersimmon]

PETER AND MIKE IN THIS VIDEO why are they so cute and in their own little guitar-playing world, omg.

Nevermind that on top of everything else, Peter looks like a happy puppy wagging its tail when Mike high-fives him at the end...

#peter tork #michael nesmith #the monkees #slaaaaash #torksmith

[nakedpersimmon]

The way Micky knowingly raises his eyebrows as Mike grips Peter's hand in that gif we just posted.

..."Like" this post if you totally believe that Micky was the lookout while Peter gave Mike blowjobs in the dressing room(s) back in the day. 

(Yeah...Micky knows what's up...)

#peter tork #micky dolenz #mike nesmith #torksmith #slaaaaash #the monkees

[nakedpersimmon]

Photo Comment of the Day

On a photo of Davy and another guy, posted by Psychojello on P_J's FB page:

"Is that his boyfriend?"

The person who commented is also a 'fan' of our own FB page. So we would like to think that, in some small way, we are responsible for spreading the gospel of Slash.

Hallelujah, amen...

#funniest damn thing ever #davy jones #Spreadin' the love #SLAAAAASH

[nakedpersimmon]

Will never, ever get tired of this picture, nor of slashing the heck out of these two. Look at Peter's face, he is just totally blissed out here...Love it.

#peter tork #davy jones #monkees #the monkees #slaaaaash #the man-crush lives on

[nakedpersimmon]

I don't know if anyone else caught this, but back on the 2001 tour, Davy or Micky had this joke they told saying, back in the 60's, the only person who swung both ways was tarzan - and two members of the band!!! Are they trying to clarify which two on this tour or keep us guessing?

Okay...first, we would like to take this moment to say the following: WE FUCKING LOVE OUR ANONS. Seriously. You guys = awesome beyond all words.

SECONDLY...."Davy or Micky had this joke." Suuure it was a joke. Okay, fellas. Not like you're attempting to not-so-secretly telepathically communicate with the slash community and feed our feverish fantasies BECAUSE WHY, OH WHY, WOULD YOU EVER DELIBERATELY DO THAT? AMIRITE?? XD

Okay, let's take bets on who the "two members of the band that swing both ways" are. Peter is already a given, so let's try and deduce the other. Moondreams and I vote for Micky as the most likely candidate. Anyone else have any thoughts??

#ask np #monkees #SLAAAAASH