#sliverjack the owo walrus

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*throws a baseball bat at Charlie while ducked inside the ballpit, hiding* hehehe

"SLIVER JACK DESTORY!"

After saying this he eats the baseball bat like cookie monster eats cookies.

"OH NOM NOM NOM OH NOM NOM NOMMMMMM!"

"tip wwab otni uoy gawd wwiw kcajweviws !uoy emahs uoy emahs !swaey dnasuoht eno wof wiaj ,uoy wof wiaj ?wehtaf ekiwts uoy ?tab wwabesab htiw wehtaf tih uoy"

@jenuinelyjesstdummithicc

#sliverjack the owo walrus #sliverjack the walrus #the ball pit #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #classic verse

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what do you think of hengy?

"I hate Henry miller with a burning passion... oh wait I said his name correct DAMMIT!"

the sounds of tv static could be heard before sliver jack appeared

"NO GET BACK IN YOUR BALL PIT FREAK!"

"..."

"..."

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"owo em wednu mih hsuwc dna mih ssik annaw I hcum os mih evow I yciuj dna pmuwp os s'eh ??wewwim ywneh .wm ,noitnem enoemos did ho owo"

"STOP FUCKING SIMPING YOU DUMBASS WALRUS"

#sliverjack the walrus #sliverjack the owo walrus #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #classic verse #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy

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Honk Honk! (goose friend has kindly requested I submit his little tier list) Honk!

"I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY THE GOOSE! HOW CAN IT LIKE SLIVERJACK MORE THEN ME???"

"WAIT THIS LIST ISN'T COMPLETE EITHER! YOUR MISSING ALMOST ALL THE LIST! though i agree roomba godred and matt both deserve to be in F tier"

"~eh eh dwah os nam nomwas knip taht pawc d'i wewwim ywneh sa ecin sa ton tub esoog ecin ywev ewa uoy dneiwf ym uoy knaht"

Mod Monnie: thank you as well for taking the tier list! very nice of you! it's silly but seemed fun to make!

#sliverjack the owo walrus #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #not charlie #mod answer #mod monnie

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Anyways, how’s Siverjack doing?

"gnow thgin lla skeehc esoht pawc annaw tsuj iapnes ym s'eh wewwim .wm evow i ywneh snaem knip dna knip wwems I"

#please never try and translate what she says #sliverjack the owo walrus #sliverjack the walrus #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #not charlie

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Btw Silver, you got some pretty interesting things to say about Henry. You two know each other? If so, when’s the…uh…“tape” coming out? And where will it be available?

"ywdas detsixe i wenk neve weven eh gniht fo twos taht did weven ew oswa daed si wewwim ywneh"

#sliverjack the walrus #sliverjack the owo walrus #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #not charlie

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Sliverjack, opinions on Gunny? He’s a pretty interesting fellow. Gives me a pretty big “guns don’t kill people, I do” vibe.

"stwuda toohs wwiw eh tub sdik toohs t'now eh dam mih ekam t'nod tsuj omma eht wo mowf snug eht steg eh ewehw aedi on thgiwwa s'eh swednebzaf abmoow edisni suwwaw wwa ew'ew esnes eht ni wehtowb ym si ynnug"

#sliverjack the walrus #sliverjack the owo walrus #not charlie #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #why?

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Roomba Fazbender inspired cocktails

I decided because i am 20 and because it seems fun I'd think of some cursed cocktails based on Charlie and roomba fazbenders

if your legal drinking age in your area give these a try! 

Tide Pod Vodka (aka Charlie’s favorite drink) 

Mike's hard blue freeze vodka and Burnett’s Orange Cream vodka 

fill half the glass with blue freeze and the other half with Burnett's

((this is the safe to drink verion that won’t kill you

serve in a twister shot glass))

Roomba Sleepmode ((based on the Jack, Dave, Henry Roomba's in Roomba Fazbenders))

1 Oz of Tanqueray Sevilla Orange 

1 Oz of UV Grape Flavored Vodka 

1 Oz of Jack Daniel's watermelon punch 

Cannibal Punch 

((based on Robert the cannibalistic phone guy made by clownsuu))

1 Oz of Alaska Distillery smoked salmon flavored vodka

1 Oz Old Major Bacon Bourbon 

1 Oz Sunday Toast Beer

1 TS coyote urine

1 TS tabasco sauce

Chunky Candy Explosion

((Based on Chuck the fanboy made by @lazy-charlie​))

0.5 Oz crushed candy canes

0.5 Oz rock candy 

1 Oz Mtn Dew Code Red

1 Oz Green Apple Sour Puss 

Cyber-Winter ((based on techno the walrus))

0.5 Oz Cherry Juice

0.5 Oz 5-hour energy 

0.5 Oz blue berry juice

1 Oz absinthe 

OwO special 

((based on sliverjack the walrus))  

1 Oz White Lighting Max 100% proof vodka

1 Oz Kinky Blue 

0.5 Oz watermelon juice

#charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #classic verse #cursed ideas #cursed cocktails #tw alchohol mention #alchohol #random ideas #roomba fazbenders #Robert the cannibal phone guy #chuck the fanboy #techno the walrus #sliverjack the owo walrus

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*hands u this cat muttering under my breath* i fucking dare u to try to eat it you lil motherfucker i dare you i will scalp you alive dont even fuckin try-

“well ok! I won’t eat it!”

he picks up the kitten carefully and stares at it for a few minutes then walks up to his restaurant's ball pit 

sliverjack comes out and eats the kitten out of his hands... and eats his hands then goes back into the ball pit “OWO!”

“you said nothing about my walrus doing it”

#walrus eating a kitten #sliverjack ate a kitten #sliverjack the owo walrus #henrythedumbbitch #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #classic verse

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Boo

“oh wow... I am so scared” his whole body changes black and white he then falls backwards and melts into a pile of black goop before appearing behind you and pushing you into the ball pit leaving the area afterwards 

“OWO” sliverjack notices you... O H ... that's not good 

#sliverjack #sliverjack the owo walrus #g0ldiel0cks #dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #classic verse

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Loser

“owo !hcum yrev ti yojne lliw i dnA ...wwiw i wonk uoy esuaceb wedwah neve ssa swewwim ywneh epowg em ekam t'nod“

#sliverjack the walrus #sliverjack #the walrus of the owo #nsfw??? #lazy-charlie #DSAF #dayshift at freddy's #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy

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♡(ӦｖӦ｡)

“OWO” 

#the walrus #sliverjack the walrus #OWO #Anonymous

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Hi welcome to chilli's

“owo!” 

“uwu !mmm !skeehcssa ccciht s'wewwim ywneh fo em sdnimew ti s'iwwihc evow I“

#sliverjack the walrus #don't translate that trust me this walrus is just speaking backwards owo #Anonymous #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy

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The Unique walrus info dump

There are 27 walrus located in Roomba Fazbenders most of them are just normal walrus. the only odd thing about these walrus is some of them appear to have live passed the life span for a normal walrus to live.

((much like the doggos found in most Fazbenders locations)) 

((their longer life span might have something todo with Charlie and his void powers))

however there are 9 unique ones in this post you will be given the information about them you need including names and designs.

about 3 of these walrus were collaborations between me and 2 other people

@lazy-charlie​ @clownsuu​ ​

now lets began. 

Name: Redirect Walrus

Gender: Male

Age: ageless (he is a god)

Info: The Walrus King rules over the walrus population of Roomba Fazbenders he is basically roomba fazbenders own verion of directdoggo/directdogman the only difference is he hates penguins, he’s a walrus, and he follows every order given to him by Charlie the restaurant owner he can also speak perfect English. 

Name: Sliverjack ((OwO walrus))

Gender: Female

Age: 30 

Info: Sliverjack is rumored to be the lustful part of Jack Kennedy’s Soul but there is no way to confirm or deny this since Mr. Kennedy had never set foot in Roomba Fazbenders himself.

Sliverjack herself seems to share similar traits to Blackjack the shadow doggo she seems to be a photo negative walrus who can’t speak proper English and trying to record and translate her voice leaves in death 99% of the time.

It appears she speaks English but in an odd way she only speaks backwards and often uses the “OWO dialectic” while speaking as well.

She can have a tangible body if she should choose to and often stays inside the Roomba Fazbender ball pit most of her intentions are completely unknown the only thing truly known about this... THING is she is sexually interested in Dr. Henry Miller “she has at one point talked about clapping his cheeks” not even Charlie knows why she has this obsession ((she also shows disinterest in the roomba Henry shockingly))

Name: Gunny the gunwalrus 

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Info: Gunny lives inside the Roomba Fazbender swimming pool he for some reason likes to uphold the pool rules to a point where he’ll kill anyone who breaks a single rule.

He fires the gun using his tusks where he gets the ammo or where he even got the gun is unknown like most of the walrus he is unable to speak besides the fact he can use a gun the most odd thing about him is how he’s not dead from the vodka he lives in and how much time he can spend under it at any given time.

he’s kinda like the life guard for the pool as well as long as you follow the rules he most likely will save your life he’s not completely sinister he’s just extremely into law and order ((his gun never needs repairs despite being submerged in vodka 24/7 it works perfectly he has been seen reloading)) 

((now we will talk about the other ones you know nothing about))

Name: Techno

Gender: Female

Age: ???

Info: A walrus trapped inside Roomba Fazbenders several arcade machines she is able to freely move around in any of the games but can’t leave she’s pretty harmless just kind of annoying when your trying to play an arcade game and have her take up your whole screen or apart of it every once and awail she’ll make random loud noises.

please click the read more link to continue reading ((this is so your blog experience won’t be clogged with one single post))

((character idea and artwork made by @lazy-charlie​))

Name: Jacob  

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Info: An amputee walrus who lost his tail completely so he stole some strippers legs and Charlie attached them to him and now the walrus can walk on two legs 

He wears fishnet stockings he also for some reason is able to write down English with his mind ((after the legs were attached)) so he has a single magical wooden sign with him at all times “he’s only here because Charlie wants to see how customers react to a walrus with sexy female legs” 

((The final two unique ones were both made by @clownsuu​ design wise))

Name: Richard 

Gender: Female

Age: died at age 10

Info: A Zombie Walrus when she was alive she was a normal walrus nothing odd about her but on the 10th anniversary of her death she came back to life as a zombie walrus using the pieces of other walrus in the Walrus grave yard in the same town Roomba Fazbenders is located.

She died in 2010 January 1st and came back to life on 2020 January 1st. 

She came back to Roomba Fazbender’s but covered in stickers and even having a bow made from non decaying flesh she seems to be obsessed with a phone guy named “Robert” why she came back is unknown and why she is obsessed with Robert is also unknown. 

Unlike Sliverjack her love isn’t naughty it’s out of respect and she might see Robert as her own hero.

Name: Toof ((The Seal???))

Gender: Gender fluid ((they/them/her/him))

Age: 11

Info: A harbor seal the only actual Seal in Roomba Fazbenders they are the most kind and sweet one there willing to preform for the kids and balance anything on top of her cute little head the oddest thing about him is they seems to be extremely strong she likes cuddles and throwing customers up in the air but tries his best not to hurt anyone.

you feed them some of your food and she’ll clap and do a trick ((why something this wholesome exists in roomba fazbenders is beyond my mind)) 

Name: greg the eyeless walrus

Gender: Male

Age: ???

Info: Greg is a walrus that appeared when the karaoke room was complete Charlie was taking a small lunch break before opening it officially and discovered a walrus made it’s way inside sitting in it’s own chair next to the stage.

Greg is a mostly normal walrus but ... has no eyes rendering him completely blind he’s very much alive but doesn't move all too much Charlie just brings him scraps of food at least twice a day. 

Greg has been known to speak thru the tv screen above him but the most common thing he asks for is someone's eyes AS LONG AS YOU DO NOT GO NEAR HIM or rather don’t get in his face you should be fine. 

Ignore Greg or he will attempt to steal your eyes!

Name: Hubert Chonker

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Info: Hubert is an old seal Charlie stole midnight of July 16th 2022 he’s an old chubby seal who’s just very relaxed and he’ll eat fish directly out of your hand 

He doesn't do much but he will clap slowly if he’s happy and give you kisses if you give him a treat he does breath pretty loudly he’s one of the oldest seals in the world.

He’s Charlie's second favrite child.

#charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy #the roomba location #roomba fazbenders #random roomba fazbender facts #Freddy Fazbenders #the walrus of roomba fazbenders #info and designs #collaborations #redirect walrus #sliverjack the walrus #gunny the gunwalrus #techno the walrus #Jacob the walrus #Richard the zombie fangirl #toof the seal #warning: guns #Greg The Eyeless Walrus #Hubert Chonker #information master post

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Now I’m upset, I can’t read the walrus cause I’m so stupidly dyslexic. This is why I could never do word scrambles hahaha- still entertaining tho

Mod: oh it’s just text put into the OWO translater then switched backwards 

I use

https://lingojam.com/EngwishtoOwOtwanswatow and 

http://spellbackwards.com/

to write sliverjacks lines 

#mod answers #important #anon ask #hope this helps! #Anonymous #charlie the phone guy #charlie the cursed phone guy