Not even sure if this will post, but I got a little too self indulgent on main……
@thekinkyleopard owns Levi as always 🩶🩶
Here, lemme set the scene for you……
I imagine the boys got into a friendly debate about something, and decided to bet on it, with the loser having to agree to a punishment of the winners choosing. Maybe Remi was a dick about something and Levi knew, if he was right and won the bet, he had to make Remi’s punishment something that would actually suck for him, and when he does win the bet, he tells Remi that his punishment is no sex for 2 weeks.
Geezus, did that punishment hurt Remi. But what Levi didn’t account for was his own needs……….
Then 3 days before the 2 week bet was over, Levi is feeling absolutely DEPRAVED…… but by this time, of course, Remi is sick like usual………
So when Levi comes home at 7 am from a boys night with Drae to let off steam that turned into an all night booze cruise and he’s still drunk as all fuck, he’s more than surprised to find Remi awake when he gets there………
Needless to say, Remi didn’t make it the whole 2 weeks without getting some… (;
A lil fun experiment earlier this week when I was sick - which side of my nose tickles the most. I started on my right, blew my nose then went to my left
cw/ noseblowing! Otherwise just croaky sick voice, hitching & sneezing
a date at the museum A has allergies and starts sneezing. B doesn’t want to embarrass A by acknowledging their sneeziness. A sneezes constantly into pinched fingers the whole date as to not disturb the peaceful quiet. B can see As eyes water with each sneeze but they don’t say anything or grab the tissues that B knows are in As bag. After four particularly aggressive stifled sneezes A apologized to the man next to them. Once they leave and get into a taxi A erupts into the most desperate, agonizing sneezing fit ever. They are bent over with their head in their lap sneezing viciously until it subsides.
A set of extremely messy sneezes from a very very sick doggy. Let's hope this mess doesn't set off any alarms
Commission from someone over on a sneeze discord server/ FA, this little dog caught a very nasty cold.
Scenario:
Sneezing all day long wild she tries to sleep, woken up form a nap she sneezes loudly into her pillows, the snotty congestion in her nose getting all over the pillow and splashing upwards. Covering her short muzzle in thick, wet snot. As she slowly lifts her head up from her pillow, body aching and tired, webs of snot stretch between her nose and pillow. She sneezed so much, the thick ropes follow her all the way until she can sit up, wiping it away with her hands and snorting wetly they finally snap off her nose. Getting a tissue she blows her nose, wet gurgly snot pouring out form her nostrils and drenching the tissue. There is barely any relief from the congestion deep inside her inflamed nostrils. Sitting hot and achy, sweat running off her face and forehead burning hot, her nose doesn't cease its drip. Thick globs oozing out her nose, she desperately tries blowing again. Wet squelching heard as she covers one nostril and blows hard, snot bubbles escape out of the second uncovered one. Air trying so hard to get out as much as it was trying to get in. It's wet and splattering out of the nostril as she blows. She moves her soggy tissue to her other knows and tries as hard as she can to blow the snot bubbles away, causing even more to run out the one just blown. It barely helped, she lifts her head up and continues to snuffle and snort snot back down her congested nostrils and down her throat. Her harsh sniffling tickles the inside of her red, swollen sinuses. Right away a torrent of snotty sneezes are unleashed and thick white globs shoot out her nose and stream down her face. She cannot stop the incessant drip of snot, having no tissues left to stop the waterfall of snot, she uses her hands quickly. Covering them in layers of hot wet snot, blowing her nose into her hands, webs of snot connect from her hands to her nostrils and even her clothes below her. Strings thick and thin cover the inside of her nose and drip out in globs. Gurgling and sniffling hard, nothing would help clear up the webs smeared across her face and dangling heavily. Sweating and dizzy she doesn't know what else to do, she'll try to wipe up the snot best she can with her arms, smearing more across her forearms with thick wet sniffs. Trying desperately to clean up before going in the shower.
I’m so unused to not talking while doing these it was really weird lol. I could also probably make even more audios today or tomorrow, since my nose is still this ticklish without any like actual sickness.
Anyways, feel free to send me wav requests and I’ll try to do them.
They sneezed as they opened the door, and again as they hung their coat up, and then twice more as they entered the living room where I sat.
"Bless you," I said sweetly as they came to sit beside me.
"Ah-pff’TCHOO!"
"Bless you again," I put my arm around their shoulders and kissed their temple. "You getting a cold?"
"There were three cats at dinner I…ah-pff’TISCHOOCHOO! Ugh. I’ve been sneezing all night…"
"Mmm…" I breathed as I stroked their hair.
They gave me a teasing smile as their nostrils quickly flared.
"Oh don’t do that…" I murmured as I nuzzled my face into their neck.
"CHOO! Do what?" they asked with the cutest giggle you’ll ever hear.
"Tease me by trying to hold back…" my voice was muffled against their ear. "…You’re so hot baby…"
"I’m ah-Pff’CHOO! CHOO! Ugh. Look at me. I’m a mess…"
"No, you’re gorgeous…your laugh, your smile, your adorably pink nose…" I paused as they sneezed a quick double, "…and your sneezes, those drive me crazy…you know that…"
"You should have been there tonight…ahh-PFF‘CHOO!"
"Ohh…" I practically moaned.
"That’s what it was all…CHOOCHOO!…the entire time…who needs three cats…Uhh…CHOO!"
"Bless you honey…"
"Mmphx…I’m glad you’re enjoying this…"
I smiled and ran my fingers through my hair. "I really am…if you’re not suffering…"
They paused, their eyes shut tight with a mouth that was hanging open. They were breathing heavier than before.
As I watched they sucked their breath in, and a tear ran from the corner of their eye.
"AHH-PFF’CHOO! Het’CHIEW! CHIEW! Ohh……! CHHG’CHOO! CHOO! I’m tired of this now…"
I ran my hand over their hair.
"Why don’t you take a shower and go to bed babe," I said softly. They nodded, and then kissed me before letting three hard sneezes out into my collarbone. "Oof…"
They stood, sneezing once more.
"Are you going to join me?"
"I thought you’d never ask," I grinned. "Oh and baby?"
Lotta Doodles of Judas and friends sneeing.
I found it VERY ironic that Judas was the one in our dnd session who failed the con save against pollen while Ornel suceeded.
This poor man.
I woke up SO congested I could feel how thick the snot was in my nose.
I had to blow my nose for about 5 minutes straight just to get to a manageable level of congestion. (Even my ears feel clogged)
an hour or so later, and now I cannot stop having sneezing fits of 3-15 sneezes every once in a while….
interestingly, I don’t feel as though I ever sneeze rapid fire, but today…these doubles and triples leave me barely any time to inhale/breath between them 😮💨
thought I’d share whilst I lay sneezing in my blanket, because why not
it's day 2 of trying to do yard work and holy shit. I decided to finish weeding and mulching today and I was only a normal amount of sneezy until I started doing the mulch. luckily there wasn't that much to do so I did manage to finish before it got really bad but I was sneezing so much oh my god. and my sneezes were so intense!
I don't use mulch super often bc of how much it affects me but I wanted to be extra this year lmao. I think it was worse bc I had to get it into small spaces so I had my face up in it. I also was researching mulch allergies and found that they could be caused by mold or dust, so that makes sense. I'm not super allergic to mold but dust is my worst allergy so ig both of them added together (plus pollen and stuff) = me dying
someone on the bus or train having a sneezing fit. They pinch their nose as hard as possible but their body still convulses and jerks inward as they sneeze.
This poodle is not having a good time and got attacked by a pair of evil hands. Shoving pollen, feathers and pepper up their nose unleashing sneeze after sneeze. Each sneeze snottier than the last that covers their perfect fur and makes a mess. Smearing their face in thick ropes of snot oozing out their small nose, that grows and burns red hot the more it sneezes and itches.