#snz things

[blahhhbleh]

Crying about this stupid ass couple I made today plague doctor allergic to herbs and flowers while his priest husband and him argue about science vs religion THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY (expect real non small art of these two in the future

DONT REPOST TO NONKINK BLOGS PLEASEEEEE

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[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

in your pinned post you said you help with the more academic side of things. Can you help explain good sneeze spellings and descriptions please? I use the same two in most of my stuff and I want to give the OCs in my head specific sneezes. I know how they sound but I don’t know how to write it down if that makes sense. Please send help.

Of course! I’m not exactly the expert on that sort of thing, but I am more than willing to help you out, especially since I’ve totally been there — you would not believe how I used to spell my sneezes.

Here’s a short little cheat sheet that you can use…although, if you need more specific examples, feel free to send another ask!

Releases:

______’CHNX! — a harsh stifle

______’CHH! — a less harsh stifle or more “polite” sneeze

_______’ TSH! — not quite a stifle, but a more controlled release

______’CHNXIEW! — failed stifle

______’CHNX’iew! — successful stifle with a false ending

______’CH’HIEW! — cartoony, or just more dramatic sneeze

______’CHIEW! — slightly cuter, but can be a basic sneeze

______’SHIEW! — basic wet sneeze

______’PTSHIEW! — can be cute based on volume, but can be used as basic

______’CHOO! — basic big sneeze

______’CHUH! — unapologetic, big sneeze

______’CHHHIEW! — big, wet sneeze

Build-Ups:

HUP’______! — caught off guard

HTCH’______! — basic, but usually leads to a bigger or wetter sneeze

HETCH’_______! — take cover; big and wet sneeze is on the way

HA’_______! — the jeans of build-ups; can go with pretty much anything; can also allow for bigger flares of the nostrils

GAH’______! — really caught off guard, or really didn’t want to sneeze

HIH’_______! — quick build-up; usually used for quicker, smaller, or cuter sneezes, but not always

RAH/GRAH’______! — animalistic; I usually just reserve this for furry content or monsters

Also, experiment with what gets capitalized and what doesn’t. Quiet parts can be completely lowercase, and louder completely uppercase. For example:

h’tsh! sounds a lot quieter than H’TSH!

Based on what part you want to emphasize, you can also bold or italicize. For example:

H’tsh! focuses more on the build-up, while h’TSH! focuses more on the release.

There are also COUNTLESS combinations, including within the same category (e.g TSHIEW!), so I would recommend experimenting to find what you like to use! Everyone’s spellings are different, and it depends a lot on style, tone, and plain personal preference.

Also, this is all based on my personal experience. While I tried to make it as foundational as possible, it is still quite possible you’ll have sneeze spellings very different from mine and other writers. And that’s okay! Just keep writing what makes sense and feels good to you.

Don’t worry, this gets easier with practice, I promise!

(And hey, if you are a more…auditory learner, maybe I’ll make a wav showcasing these different types of sneezes.)

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[clovesnz]

Found a comment on an insta post about “weirdly romantic” experiences that reads like the plot of a snzfic 😭

Just to add the growing pile of “vanillas gone wild” posts lol

#snz #snzfucker #snz things

[mochisnz]

the vanillas strike again with the out of pocket shit

#snzblr #snzfucker #snz #snz kink #snz fet #sneeze #sneeze kink #sneezefucker #snz things

[vllergy]

ok hear me out i love a post-shower fit like idk pick your fav to torture and he's just gotten out of the shower, has a towel wrapped around his waist (slut), the mirror is all foggy, there's so much STEAM

it's probably morning and he's about to get ready for the day which means like the usual teeth brushing, hair product, shaving, whatever but as soon as he steps out of the shower-- sneeze

ok no big deal? maybe it was the change in temperature. warm shower to cold bathroom. it happens, right? but then he's drying his hair and there's another, and another and it folds him in half

so now it's a THING. is he allergic to his new shampoo? did all the steam loosen up a bunch of congestion from a cold? who knows take your pick but whatever it is, it's becoming a Thing

(bonus points if s/o with the kink has caught on by now and is poking their head in like? uh? everything ok?) your fav continues on, determined. snuffling, sniffing, rubbing at his nose. he wipes a circle in the fogged up mirror to see himself as if looking at his face might give him a clue about what's setting him off, but all he sees is his expression crumpling up before he sneezes again

and it's just relentless. he thinks it'll taper off after a while but it just doesn't. trying to do his hair, wash his face, put on deodorant, every few seconds he's just waylaid by another sneeze. it's one of those slow but persistent fits that just will not leave him alone

also it's kind of defeated the purpose of a shower to begin with because now his face is a mess and he has to keep blowing his nose to keep ahead of it, he's leaking like a faucet, he's probably flushed from just the sheer amount of sneezes

eventually he gives up on the morning routine entirely and just sits on the edge of the tub with a handful of tissues and decides to just sneeze it out. shuddering, exhausted sneezes by that point, the ones that fold him up and even make one foot come up off the floor as he crunches in on himself

he's completely dry by now but still in just a towel, has not even made it to clothes yet. bathroom is completely de-fogged. how much time has passed? he has no idea. when he's finally done he feels like he just ran a marathon, and probably needs another shower

#i have so many characters i think about for this ok its endless #snz kink #snzblr #snz thoughts #snz things

[warmasf]

Thinking about blankets and their many uses

A blanket draped around whumpees shoulders by an increasingly worried caretaker, both sitting by thr raging fire as whumpee shivered, eyes glazed over with fever

A blanket fully encasing whumpee as they lay in bed with an awful cold, because if they breathe in the cold, dry air in their room, they’ll undoubtedly sneeze, which hurts their head and floods their nostrils

Blankets piled up on a feverish, shakey whumpee by the caretaker. They try to mutter a word of thanks, but their voice is too shot to enunciate more than a mere “th’nk y-hou”

The corner of a blanket being used as a tissue by cold-ridden, sneezy, sniffly whumpee. They muffle harsh,wet sneezes and coughs into the plush fabric and wallow in their misery, knowing that they have something soft to take their pain.

#sneezing #cold sneezes #imagine #snz things #sickfic #snzblr #sickness #sneezeblr #blanket #fever whump

[dampsleeves]

"i'm so fucking sick of you-"

SICK????!!!??>#! *STARTS JAKING OFF*

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[sneezeabbie]

Whoever created this snzfucker quiz, you ATE that! How did OP get me so accurately? 👀

#snzblr #snz blog #snz kink #snzfucker #snz things #snz quiz

[ticklessobad]

I have a very simple request. :) It is simply to make your sneezing fit sound as desperate as you can possibly muster, by vocalizing the buildups, saying things like "oh no!" "watch out!" "it just won't stop!" etc.

Basically, it's stuff you've done before but...it drives me crazy in the best way!

Ask and you shall receive (my best attempt at this)

#snz kink #snzfucker #snz #snz things #snzblr #snz fet #snz wav

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

Over the phone:

“Oh, honey, are you okay? You sound like you’ve been crying…do you need me to come over?”

“Ndo, I’b j-just really - snf! - c-cold all of a sudden. I think I…hhh’ KTCHIEW!…caughd something…”

“…I’ll be there in ten minutes.”

#someone’s shivery sick voice being mistaken for them being on the verge of tears #mwah #beautiful #snz #snz kink #snzblr #snz things #snezblr #snzario #snez kink #snz scenario #snezario #whump

[clovesnz]

I just feel like sneezing is such a sweet kink, cause it’s like each sneeze is this lil gift that’ll make a snzfuckers insides light up. I can’t stop imagining being on top of a sweet, flustered snzfucker and just watching them be so completely engulfed in anticipation, their eyes twinkling with excitement, as they wait for me to sneeze again. I just really love the “again, do it again” aspect of it. Like how it’s quantifiable, it’s something that can build. It’s like little bolts of electricity and you just want another zap. Or a magic spell or something, like there’s been occasions where someone sneezing sent more physical sensation to my body than I’ve felt being touched

#from my drafts #but I wanted to post some kink positivity ^^ #and idk why I didn’t just post it at the time maybe I was embarrassed #but let’s be honest I’ve posted way more embarrassing stuff at this point #snz #snzfucker #sneeze kink #snz things #snz kink #snzblr

[mochisnz]

(more nsfw below)

you know the perfume you’re wearing makes them itchy, but it’s not quite enough to coax out a sneeze and that’s exactly why you’re wearing it. you made sure to run it through your hair and rub it into your neck just for this occasion. you’re riding them. burying your face in their neck and making sure your hair lays across their face, making them breathe in your carefully chosen scent.

their harsh breaths start to catch on the mess building in their nose and their moans become thick with congestion. it’s not long before the sounds coming from their mouth become laced with hitches and laboured breathing.

“hh-hih! hiihh- guhhh…” the tickle subsides, just as you had planned. you know teasing their nose turns both of you on.

“tell me how it feels, baby.” you whisper into their ear, making sure your hair continues whisking around their face and poking their nostrils.

“haahh.. it-it-hh it tickles.”

“show me where.”

they remove their hands from your hips and trace their sinuses up to the bridge of their nose. “all through here. it burns. i want tohh! hihh- hahh! sneeze.”

“why don’t you sneeze then, baby?” you feign confusion, all the while continuing to ride them, eating up their delicious moans and hitches.

“iihh want to.” they grab your hair and press it into their face, breathing in deeply, only to set off another series of hitching, desperate gasps with no happy ending. “i want to so bad. please help me.”

“what if i did… this.” you grab a small piece of your hair and trace their flaring, red nostrils, just barely teasing the inside of their nose. the reaction is immediate and strong. if you keep going they will sneeze. so you stop, pinching their nose shut and letting the mess wet your fingers.

“hih! hih-hih! pl-please! put it back in.” they grab at your hair desperately, trying to put it back in their nose with hands shaking from both pleasure and the burning need to sneeze.

“ah, ah, ah. only i’m allowed to do that.” you grab the stands of hair from their hand and insert them into their nose. “i’m feeling generous today. let’s get those sneezes out of your poor nose.”

“oh-! oh my-hh-hih! hih! hih! i’m going to sn-ihHTTchhiu! tchu!tchu!chu’chu-tch’chu!” you grind down on them with each sneeze and hitch, bringing their body closer to the relief their nose is getting with every sneeze and thrust.

Their sneezing subsides and so does your movement. They whimper and grip your hips as you take the hair back to their nostrils. You’re both going to have fun tonight.

#snzblr #snzfucker #snz #snz kink #snz fet #sneeze #sneeze kink #sneezefucker #snz things #snzario

[aller-geez]

Not even sure if this will post, but I got a little too self indulgent on main……

@thekinkyleopard owns Levi as always 🩶🩶

Here, lemme set the scene for you……

I imagine the boys got into a friendly debate about something, and decided to bet on it, with the loser having to agree to a punishment of the winners choosing. Maybe Remi was a dick about something and Levi knew, if he was right and won the bet, he had to make Remi’s punishment something that would actually suck for him, and when he does win the bet, he tells Remi that his punishment is no sex for 2 weeks.

Geezus, did that punishment hurt Remi. But what Levi didn’t account for was his own needs……….

Then 3 days before the 2 week bet was over, Levi is feeling absolutely DEPRAVED…… but by this time, of course, Remi is sick like usual………

So when Levi comes home at 7 am from a boys night with Drae to let off steam that turned into an all night booze cruise and he’s still drunk as all fuck, he’s more than surprised to find Remi awake when he gets there………

Needless to say, Remi didn’t make it the whole 2 weeks without getting some… (;

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[dampsleeves]

My boys ❤️😻 Based off one of my favorite snz tropes: sickie's nose being set off by the strong scent of their tea

Also I’m extra proud of how this came out bc I used no references >:)

ocs: Eden, M 20s (sickie) & Forrest, M 20s (caretaker) * added image descs ;3

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[warmasf]

The thought of someone on a high dose of cold medicine, trying to get through the day at school. Watery, fever glazed, red tinted eyes, slipping shut at random and causing them to jump when they realize that they’re about to fall asleep at their desk. Smoothed pale skin with dark undeye circles- they don’t just look tired, they look downright half dead. Raspy coughs smothered into heavy sweatshirt sleeves, stuffy mouth breathing and watery sniffles rubbed into their sleeve cuffs. Dazed, daydreaming stares at the whiteboard as their groggy brain tries to make sense of the lesson. The faint scent of menthol and cherry following them around, cough drops clinking against teeth. Dry responses and a cracking voice letting everyone around them know rhat they’re not all there. A fever that won’t break, leaving them shivering through their classes. A cool, gentle hand laid on their forehead, then moved to their cheek. A soft voice pulling them out of their DayQuil-addled trance with a quiet, “hey, you’re warm..let’s get you home and in bed.”

#snz things #cold sneezes #sneezing #sickness #sickfic #imagine #whump #whumpcember2023

[sneezeabbie]

Hi everyone. Unfortunately I’m going to need the help from the people on Tumblr. I’ve been informed this morning that somebody by the YT channel name “Yeehowdy” has taken my recent wav and uploaded it to YouTube WITHOUT MY CONSENT, despite me making it explicitly clear that it cannot be shared. And you want to know the best part, they didn’t even bother to censor my little watermark 🤣

I now upload wavs onto tumblr on a reason rather than on YouTube due to negative past experiences. Please help me by reporting the YouTube channel, the video, and see if we can find their Tumblr to kick their ass!

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