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#so I will try to remember to make more funnies for y'all 🫑
linterteatime Β· 2 months
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n3ptoonz Β· 8 days
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giggling and twirling my hair
could I possibly request more freaky ass Shang Tsung …?
it's entirely possible...πŸ–πŸΎπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
random headcanons about mk1 shang tsung
warnings/tags: suggestive, nsfw but not explicit, "tamer" near the end
his whore ass likes to be slapped around. matter of fact, anything you can hit him with and anywhere? he's so down for it
y'all know the song slut me out by nle choppa? that's his theme song 😭 i feel like he could live breathe and eat that song. for those that don't, i suggest looking it up πŸ‘€ it's exactly how you think it would sound, that's all imma say
likes giving and receiving bites. especially if it'll leave a mark. y'all doing the devil's tango and he would just randomly get the urge to sink his teeth into your skin and hear you reacting to it
ngl i don't even remember what i said last time about him but if i said he likes pain before i still agree with that now. idk something about him trying to escape his confines and you inflict pain on him to get him to stop (it only makes him want to do it more)
knives, knives, more knives (disturbingly into blood, y'all saw him stab the shit out of someone in the story mode likeπŸ’€)
on the more dominant side (side note, he would definitely love fighting for dominance) he would be the biggest sadist known to mankind. from bondage to even incorporating magic/sorcery during sex, he's doing/trying it all
his aura is so strong, i mean shit it got bi-han solid-as-a-rock ass to submit
he wants the world at his feet, why not have his world bowed at his feet too? on the contrary to outsiders you'd be by his side all the time; attached at the hip
it's kinda funny cause i see him as a major simp but also how dare you look him in the eyes yk😭
sneaky ass. i think he'd be the master at seducing people. say you don't like him and he's like oh...? let's fix that... :) LIKE HELLO
a tier kisser. only reason i don't say s tier is cause mk1 shang isn't how he used to be. he's really, in a way, just getting started i think?? but he had to learn someway...im saying him and quan chi have made out passionately alright 🫑 no homo tho he was, like, transferring power to him or something...! yeah, totally!
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