#source: https://youtube.com/shorts/oGJfBUkRqfM?si=YwHj3lIW0df1wyrh

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VRISKA: Let's go over a few self-defense tactics in case you ever find yourself in a street fight.

VRISKA: Nipple clamp him with the nearest set of pliers and then twist his head off and jumping-Super-Man punch him to get him on the ground.

VRISKA: From here, it's a com8in8ion of three right hooks, left, right, left, right. Now, I'm not a 8rain surgeon, 8ut at 8est? That’s a fatal concussion. My personal favorite ending: taunt his dead carcass.

#submission #source: https://youtube.com/shorts/oGJfBUkRqfM?si=YwHj3lIW0df1wyrh #possibly best YouTube short ever #nods sagely. writes this down #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #vriska serket