#steven seagal😂

[irritablegallowglass]

Leverage gifs that no one asked for but I made them anyway (9/?)

#leverage #eliot spencer #christian kane #alec hardison #aldis hodge #the runway job #steven seagal😂

[abetterdaaye]

Alright, I said I’d circle back to Mickey addressing Kev as Steven Seagal so here I am and here are my brain drippings about it.

While on their sleepover in S3, we get to see Mickey making dinner for his babe (pizza rolls from the oven!) while they’re having an adorably passionate discussion on Steven Seagal vs Jean-Claude Van Damme. Mickey asserts that Ian must be out of his damn mind because has he seen that fucking ponytail?! lol (It is a powerful ponytail). The scene continues with banter, chuckling, a shared cigarette, and lingering tender glances. We know shit goes awry for this couple the very next morning so I’m going to mentally fast forward us to S4.

Ian’s back but no one knows exactly where he is. Lip asks Mandy who then charges Mickey with finding Ian. (I maintain that Mickey would’ve gone to look for him sooner if Lip has asked him directly). Mickey gets dressed in a button down and nice jeans and once Kev enters the scene, we learn that Mickey is smelling goodt! Mickey denies the use of cologne and he and Kev get into a very them debate about men’s soap being pube-y (😂). Eventually, they circle back to why Kev is there. Kev wants a gun because he was robbed that morning and all of their collective money is gone. This obviously pisses Mickey off who should’ve also been wondering why Kev didn’t lead with that information rather than asking him why he smelled good. In the ensuing argument conversation, though, Mickey re-names Kev, telling Svetlana that “Steven Seagal here let somebody steal all our cash.”

Honestly, calling Kev Steven Seagal wasn’t at all a reach based on his build and dark ponytail + goatee combo buuuuuuutttttt…

My brain can’t help tugging together Mickey’s teenaged admiration of Seagal to this conversation with Kev (who is objectively gorgeous) and coupling that with Mickey’s later admonishment for Kev to put pants on (S11) because he’s turning him on a little bit.

Your honor, the attraction was always there!

(Sorry for the ramble but also thanks for reading!)

#shameless #shameless us #shameless meta #mickey milkovich #Gallavich meta

[springgirlwaiting4fall]

Hey, you lovely soul!

I just remembered you liked the Steven Seagal quotes, so without further ado:

Silly Seagull quotes, music edition (yes, he is also a singer, composer)

Oh Lord Steven Segull…

These are so hilarious. I had no idea he was so talented. 😂 Actor AND Musician. I hope he never changes.

Thank you Mama 😝

#my big sister #steven seagal #steven seagull #lyrics #music #silly

[myfancastings-blog]

Steven Seagal should be the MCU Wolverine!! He’s a master in beating up guys by randomly waving his hands at them. Imagine if he had metal claws. That would be sick!!

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April fool! 😂