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God I am kinning every single one of these ladies in this moment and this moment exclusively.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #my eyelids have not touched skin in years

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Stevo is trying to straight up bore Pearl into her first nap ever, but mostly I just really love the quiet moment where Amethyst (joining Garnet as a big fakey faker only pretending to be sleeping!) just quietly rolls her eyes at Steven’s rambling. It’s all just so tranquil and atmospheric, just like chefs kiss animation here in this episode about lying quietly on the floor.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #i'm sorry am i expected to believe a tiny steven has never excitedly explained his dreams to pearl #while she completely ignores him to focus on her 800 daily tasks #that he completely messes up for her #because i don't buy it

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Can’t believe no one told me I’ve been missing out on Amethyst calling Pearl pierogi for four months and none of you told me.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #PIEROGIE #please don't @ me if amethyst has called pearl pierogi in every episode and i've just forgotten #my brain is shaped like pearl's eyebags pretty much 24/7

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GET WRECKED PEARL

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #obsessed with pearl's eight thousand meters of stick limbs being swamped in her giant puffy lifejacket sonboy bullied her into wearing

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Steven really has just fast tracked a few decades and is now experiencing a full on quarter life crisis, isn’t he.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210

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It’s taken me four months to correct the timestamps on this janky pirated srt, but finally we can all continue our bid to set the world record for longest ever time taken to watch a nine minute cartoon.

#steven universe #su0210 #su liveblog #if there's one thing i'll forever remember in life #it's that the steven universe song credits are exactly 21925 milliseconds long #if i can be real with you guys here on tumblr.com for a minute #i've been having the worst few years of my life #and knowing that one day i can come back here and watch steven universe with you guys has been one of the bright spots that keep me going #i wish a beautiful chille tid to everyone who's still reading this blog #also what the heck is a chille tid

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Not Steven dreaming that Pearl is his sitcom mom and Amethyst is his sitcom feckless older brother!

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #oh to awkwardly perform the trappings of a traditional nuclear family with your lesbian coven

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I don’t know what’s going on between these two but I need about six thousand more episodes of it.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #pearl really needs to chille her tid on this one #but i understand who among us could resist the level of tension in that jawline

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Incredible entry, a ten out of ten reminder of Garnet’s best asset - her ridiculous swim goggles. 

And being the only one who pays attention to whether Stebs lives or dies.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #and not any other assets that might be on display you incorrigible rakes

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WHY ARE WE HUNTING FOR LAPLAND MCJUSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT GANG?? Just so you can meaningfully grapple with her eighteen hands in a symbolic beam of moonlight? You are all going to die because of your insatiable thirst for the aesthetic.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #guys why are you dragging your small child out to the deepest ocean on a dark night #please locate your one braincell

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Okay so when Steven dreams about having a regular life, Pearl and Amethyst are his conventional family, Greg is the goddamn narrator, Garnet is his cool sitcom guest star neighbour with a meaningless catch phrase (and wow does that have some weird implications about how Steven sees Garnet - I suppose she is the only person who didn’t come to his slumber party), and I guess Lapis is the result of Sadie forcing him to watch way too much trash horror in spooky lighthouses.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #steven's duality of man #cosy superficial domesticity pasted over some FUCKDFFUCKCDFJNO

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Obviously Amethyst is already a world champion napper, but Pearl is so willing to take instruction on stupid human things from Steven. I appreciate her effort. She loves her gross human son and his stupid Maslow’s pyramid.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #also #pearl lives half her goddamn life on tiptoe but now is the time they must be held at severe right angles to her body #i'll be honest i didn't even think gems could get tired #how do they recover without sleep? #do they just stare blankly ahead until their life meter finishes refilling

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These two dramatic babies mugging for the cameras. 

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #which pearl and amethyst did not do #is garnet living life as a performance (she's very relaxed) and pearl can't hide anything to save her life #and steven apparently falls more on the garnet end of the spectrum? #or is the pipe just a pipe

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Not Lapis and Jasper’s physically manifesting their trauma bond as a hot monster woman!!

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #insane #what i'm taking from this #is that their bond will snap and their anger is going to take over and destroy everything

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They really had me in the first half, tricking me into thinking we were gonna get a dramatic showdown with our archnemesis Laphands. Thank god we course corrected to eight minutes of our protagonists napping.

#steven universe #su liveblog #su0210 #for a moment i almost experienced what it's like to watch shounen #disgusting