#submitter: girlwiththejacket

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time

Jack: *cracks knuckles*

Jack: Manslaughter it is

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #jack mass effect #subject zero #me2 #me3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: unknown #thats usually what it comes down to lol

[incorrect-masseffect]

Garrus: I think I only got hit once. How do I look?

Kaidan: Normal, very normal.

Tali: Good, good.

Shepard: Stop it. Garrus doesn't like being lied to. You're disgusting to look at. 

Garrus: Thank you, Shepard.

#mass effect #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #kaidan alenko #tali zorah #tali zora vas normandy #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submission #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: b99 #thats true friendship 😂

[incorrect-masseffect]

Literally any of Shepard's love interests: I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass.

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: unknown #and who can blame them

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: Tali, you deserve an award for putting up with me -

Tali: No, this mission is my award. I love spending time with you.

vs.

Shepard: To be honest, you should get an award for putting up with me.

Ashley: Damn fucking straight, I do. 

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #tali zorah vas normandy #tali zorah #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: unknown #two kinds of friends lol

[incorrect-masseffect]

Kasumi: Hey, look, steal from the rich. Do it.

#submission #mass effect #kasumi goto #me2 #me3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: buzzfeed unsolved #this is basically how she introduced herself lol

[incorrect-masseffect]

Femshep, to Garrus: You're stupid. I like that in a man.

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #shakarian #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: porco rosso #me choosing my favorite characters lol

[incorrect-masseffect]

Miranda: Don't say a word!

Jacob: ... fergalicious.

Miranda: Jacob! What did I say?

Jacob: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago when we played scrabble it wasn't a word, but now it is. How convenient for you. 

#submission #miranda lawson #jacob taylor #mass effect #me2 #me3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: buzzfeed unsolved #honestly I love their friendship i wish we got to see more of it

[incorrect-masseffect]

Ashley: What's it like being friends with Wrex?

Shepard: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was pissed at me and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

#submission #ashley williams #commander shepard #urdnot wrex #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: unknown #asfhkgjkjd yeah i love him

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: All odd numbers have an 'e' in them.

Kaidan: Shepard, it's 3 a.m.

Shepard: t-h-r-E-E!

Kaidan: GO TO SLEEP.

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #kaidan alenko #shepard x kaidan #me1 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: buzzfeed unsolved #hes just mad he didn't think of it first lol

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: Well, it's just that historically speaking, when I'm betrayed, it's usually you, Udina. 

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #councilor udina #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #source: succession #yeah thats kinda his thing lmao #submitter: girlwiththejacket

[incorrect-masseffect]

Garrus: My demons are chasing me and they're doing the Naruto run.

#submission #mass effect #garrus vakarian #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: buzzfeed unsolved #garrus watches Naruto its true he told me himself

[incorrect-masseffect]

Liara: What school did you go to?

Earthborn Shepard: I didn't go to school. I was a feral child.

Liara: Oh -

Earthborn Shepard: I was raised by pangolins.

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #liara t'soni #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: great british bakeoff #liara never did figure out if shep was joking lol

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: You have a cocktail dress in your trunk?

Miranda: I'm not an animal, Shepard.

#mass effect #commander shepard #miranda lawson #me2 #me3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submission #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: crazy rich asians #lmao she would tho

[incorrect-masseffect]

Garrus: You are the sexiest woman in the world, but I love you for your brains.

Shepard, in cover, being shot at: I'm a little busy with a war here, let's talk dirty later.

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #shakarian #me1 #me2 #me3 #mass effect 1 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: money heist #they would both do this lmao 😂

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: Hey there, Harbinger, it's me, ya boy.

#submission #mass effect #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: buzzfeed unsolved #i can hear it lol #commander shepard #me1 #mass effect 1 #me2 #mass effect 2 #me3 #mass effect 3

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: Illusive Man! I'm dancing on your chair, it's my chair now!

#submission #mass effect #commander shepard #the illusive man #me2 #me3 #mass effect 2 #mass effect 3 #submitter: girlwiththejacket #source: buzzfeed unsolved #love to clown on the illusive man lol