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#jack mass effect
hum-tittle · 5 months
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In case you didn't know Mordin gives advice for specific romances in Mass Effect 2.
Mordin’s Advice:
Garrus- you might die
Jack- you might die
Tali- she might die
Miranda- you might get probed
Thane- you might get high
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hadescavedish · 6 days
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some mass effect sketches i made
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zathura-art · 5 months
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Jack and the Cerberus cheerleader.
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gothducky · 1 year
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My butch lesbian Jack headcanon since I couldn't romance her in game years ago even though I wanted to soooooooo bad
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biowho · 9 months
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thee-babbo · 7 months
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we stan
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lilmissnatcat24 · 25 days
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for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat
shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance
garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers
tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream
liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud
kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it
ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything
wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant
miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart
jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar
jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache
zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake
kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream
mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust
grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars
thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road
samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!
legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.
james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream
steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)
traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk
edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.
javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)
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degin00 · 3 months
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I think Jackanda also deserves to join the trend~
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nananarc · 11 months
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Continuation of my old "The Good Place" crossover gags
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messydiabolical · 4 months
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Jack // Subject Zero
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subjectedzero · 5 months
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real and true
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hum-tittle · 6 months
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Here's the order, I think the squadmates would be found if they played hide and seek.
Mordin- He doesn’t hide. He says he wants to study how we all hide and react in a non dangerous but stress inducing situation. But he is actually running several bets against everyone and is keeping track of that data.
Javik- He refuses to hide, he says something about how hiding is weak and he will not practice weakness
Tali- She giggles when playing hide and seek
Grunt- he thought he was hidden well behind the counter but the top of his head is visible
Legion- He definitely would have been higher if his face wasn’t a literal flashlight
It has now been about five minutes.
Jack and Miranda- They both hid in the same closet. They start to argue about who should leave “their” hiding place. They then started throwing things and were quite loud.
James- He self eliminates. He was bored and just wanted to do better than Jack.
Ashley- She also self eliminates to flirt with James
It has now been about 10 minutes since they started
Liara- James sends Gliph to get Liara revealing her location.
Jacob- He was hidden decently it was just where Shepard happened to look
Joker- EDI helped him find a good safe spot before she hid
They’re 20 minutes into the game
Kaiden- He climbed somewhere to hide and Shepard found him while doing that stretch thing they always do.
Zaeed- He fell asleep while hiding and his snoring gave him away.
45 minutes have passed since the beginning
Samara- She felt it would be unfair to use her biotics against non-biotics.
We are now at the hour mark of the game. Javik is getting annoyed and is now determined to help Shepard find the last few.
Garrus- Javick found him. Once Javik started helping, so did everyone else.
Wrex- Is found by Tali in a small compartment. After the genophage cure, he has developed amazing hiding skills. Everyone is still confused how he was able to fit in there.
It has now been an hour and a half with three players not found. They split into teams to find them.
Thane- he is “found” by Grunt and Jack. He heard them talk about their lack of childhood and how they wish they got to experience things like this. He lets them find him.
It has been 2 hours since the start. Shepard suggests giving up and letting EDI and Kasumi win. Javik is enraged he can’t find them. And refuses to give up.
Edi and Kasumi- Javik finally found them after 30 minutes of searching. They were hiding in the same closet Jack and Miranda were in earlier. EDI and Kasumi were working together and knew after the mess Jack and Miranda made no one would think they would be hiding in there. Javik was so annoyed he wanted to play again but with his rules, and he wanted to be the seeker.
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hel-unleashed · 11 months
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Been thinking about Jack Mass Effect™
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missmrah · 6 months
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This fabulous request is for @lkn3520 ❤️ There's something I love so much about badass characters dropping their guard to be soft with another person, and I love getting to draw that moment. Thank you so much, I had a lot of fun on this one 🥰
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andrewknightley · 7 months
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Remembering the crime that was to have Jack not be a romantic option for female Shepard when she says in dialogue she likes both guys and girls
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chelshiart · 7 months
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same backstory? same backstory!!!
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