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#ted mosby was right nothing good ever happens after 2am
miercolaes · 8 months
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last shitpost for a while but i was going through my folders on the computer and i found screenshots i took from club penguin and apparently when i get mad at someone i use their names for my puffles. idk why, my honest guess is bc i can act as an evil queen since i keep them indoors but that's still funny. all my archenemies had turned to nothing more than puffles in a silly game i once broke my parents' credit card as a kid. i think that's very iconic but please tell me i wasn't the only one doing it. this is normal, right? right?????
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bedpissercastiel · 4 years
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i think it was for the best that i stopped staying up so late bc the uncontrollable fruit cravings always start after 2am.
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jonginoodles · 6 years
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Best Lovers (EXO’s Suho Scenario)
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Summary: Best Friend. Is this a blessing or a plague? Depends on the viewpoint. If you have a best friend that you can tell everything and takes them for the rest of your life, it’s a blessing; But if you probably twerked on the cross in your past life and now you fell deeply in love with your idol best friend, it’s a plague.
Genre: Angst/Fluffy/Smut
If this has a good feedback, I will certainly do part two! Enjoy  ❤︎ ❤︎
2AM
-And... Finished! - you heard your best friend and tutor’s voice as the song’s beat stopped. You didn’t know how you were alive yet after sweating that much. 
-YES! - you screamed throwing your arms up expecting God to have mercy of you and pull you to the sky faster. Suho walked to you and messed up your hair.
-I was going to praise you but you really need to shower, girl! Even your hair’s sweating! - he made a fake disgusting face and you hit his ass with your leg.
-Oh, yeah? Suddenly, i really want to hug you...- you opened your arms with a goofy smile. 
Before he even screams, you already had your arms around his body in a tight hug. Your head resting on his chest. You could feel how warm he was, Suho always learned the choreographies with you. You two were like that since you had joined SM as a trainee two years ago. All the others trainees didn’t like you and bullied you because you are a foreigner. One day, Suho was passing through the practice rooms and saw the girls pushing you on purpose so you missed the choreography, and then yelling at you for making a mistake. He entered the room and acted like you were really friends while all the girls were shocked because Kim Junmyeon from EXO was there. He got you out of there and offered himself to be your tutor. You didn’t even know who he was, but you felt so grateful that you cried while hugging him. You talked for hours that day and less than one week after you already were best friends.
-Seems like you need a shower too now... - you said and he made a disgusting face.
-I should make you wash me, kid. -  you stared at him in shock. He sticked his tongue to you before running from the practice room, screaming that you couldn’t reach him with your small legs. 
You two got in Suho’s car already smelling good. 
-I’m sorry. - you were playing with your fingers. Suho frowned and you continued. - It’s almost 3AM and you have your own schedule today. You will be so tired...
There was no sign of life in the company this late, but Suho got the keys. You two usually leave at 10pm and eat out together, but today you were having difficulties. Now you felt guilty. Great.
-Ya, look at me. - your best friend said and you did. - You worry too much about others, i’m fine! I wouldn’t sleep earlier anyway with Sehun’s truck snore.
You laughed and he pinched your cheek before turning on the car and leaves the SM’s garage. You turned on the radio and started singing. Suho joined you, smiling while driving carefully. You smiled too.
-Oh, we are near that place i wanted to show you! - he exclaimed, making you jump. - Can we go there? Please, please?
-What?! Jun, it’s 3AM! I haven’t even paid for this cellphone yet, if someone robs me...
-I’ll buy you five of these! Please... - he pouts at you. Oh, you forgot. Suho have money. So much that he doesn’t care to pay a hundred on a giant lollipop. If it was not you scolding him every useless thing with an ridiculous high price that he wanted to bought, he would be broke already.
-Fine, fine! Pay attention on the road!
As soon as you two got out of the car, you laughed. Laughed nervously.
-No. No, no, no. No way i will get into this forest! 
-Come on, (Y/N)! I've coming here a million times. - he turned his own cellphone’s flashlight. You got chills only by looking at the darkness around the tall trees.
-After midnight?! No, I can’t do this. I will be waiting SAFE for you inside the car. - you turn around and started walking, but your feets were lifted off the ground. - No! I’m serious, Junmyeon! LET ME GO! I’M NOT KIDDING, THERE’S NO WAY I'M GONNA ENTER THERE!���
You kept your arms firmly around his shoulders with your face hidden in his neck. He was carrying you for five minutes now with just one hand, the other was lighting the mud road. You felt bad for him and was almost facing your fear of dark because you could feel him trembling of tiredness.
-We arrived, crybaby. You can look now. - you jumped from his arms to check if he was okay, but the view from there caught your eye. Even at night, the houses and buildings’ lights were amazingly beautiful together. You could see the whole Seul. - Beautiful, right?
-It’s worth it...
-What do you mean by that? It was me who walked through the mud with a crybaby on my arms! - Suho crossed his arms and you laughed.
-Ya! You just fucked the whole cute scene! - you hit his arm and he smiled.
Suho caught your hand and took you to the tip of the "cliff", sitting down. You did the same. You stayed there, feeling the cold wind hit your faces. If you could frozen a moment forever, it would be this one. It is truth when they say the higher you are the fresher the air.
-Are you happy? - Suho asked out of nowhere. - Being a trainee for two years isn’t easy.
-It’s not. I think about the people that trained for a long time and never debuted everyday. I think if i will be that person.
-Ya, don’t say such things! You are talented, beautiful and cool times to times. - he joked and you rolled your eyes with a smile. - You will debut and if SM doesn’t do this, i will start a company just to debut you!
-Thank you. - you answered squeezing his hand with yours. - It’s also tough because once you debut, you don’t have a personal life. You can’t date, you can't go to parties, you can't have friends from different genre... I never even kis-
The sentence died on your throat. What were you about to say?! Sure, Suho was your bestfriend, but you never told him this. He always told you about the girls he got and you always had fun with his stories. You just never had an interesting love life to tell.
 -I know it.
-What? How? Oh no, my mom sent you messages again!
-No! - Suho laughed loud, probably remembering when you were talking to your mom by facetime and he snapped. She felt in love with him immediately. She can’t even talk to you anymore without asking about Suho and if you are finally dating. - You never told me about men. It’s obvious.
-Shut up! - you yelled, feeling your cheeks blushing. Thank God everything was dark there.
-So you want to be kissed before you debut? That’s it?
You felt your heart beat faster that moment. With that holding hands. With that provocative smile on your best friend’s face. Suddenly, it was difficult to control your breathing.
-N-No! You misunderstanded it! I only said about idols that can’t even date, not that i’m interested on it, b-but-
In a blink of an eye, your best friend’s lips were on yours, touching it gently. It was only a popo, but it already felt so good. He held your face with his cold hand, caressing it. You suddenly pushed him away, recovering your senses (or not).
-W-WHAT DID YOU DO? - you yelled at him while touching your lips. He laughed. Cute.
-Didn’t you like it? - he approached you, but you pushed him again.
-I... I... Shut up! - you couldn’t admit you liked it. No, you loved it. - Don’t you ever do this to me again, you pabo! 
He was surprised, asking himself if he did wrong. You stared at him, pouting while looking away. You stared at his body, his face, his lips. Everything seemed so attractive. No. You certainly don’t have experience on this, but you watched too many doramas and movies, and you know that nothing good happens after 2am. At least it’s what Ted Mosby said. 
You stood up. You didn’t know what to do next, because it’s more probably of you to jump off of that cliff than go back through the forest’s darkness alone. When you were almost considering the “jump the cliff” idea, you felt the cold hand holding your arm gently.
-(Y/N)-
 The next second you already were colliding your lips, craving for his touch. You didn’t know why you did this, but that was the first time you liked so much your name just by slipping of that lips. His tongue invaded your mouth gently and you start playing with each others’. It was magic. You couldn’t imagine how you lived years without kissing. Without his kiss.
And that’s how the shit started. 
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secretcloudsalad · 2 years
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How I Met Your Mother
How I Met Your Mother is about Ted Mosby, one of the main characters telling his kids the story about how he met their mother and everything he went through to meet her. Ted is a hopeless romantic who falls in love with everyone he dates and sees. The show starts off with Ted meeting Robin at the Macclarens bar where all of the character's hang out most of the time. Ted is an architect, He lives with Lily and Marshall they have been friends since their freshman year of college. On the first day of Ted meeting Robin he tells her i love you which of course is the craziest thing i’ve ever heard of, how is he telling her i love you on the first day of meeting. He thinks robin is the one she has all the things he’s been looking for in a person she’s the one for him in his eyes at that time. They decide to stay as friends and that’s what they do, robin meets the rest of the friend group and they all get along its the perfect lily finally has a girl friend. Ted goes on and dates more people he also decides to take a break from dating and waits for the right one but that never seems to work out. He meets Victoria at a wedding they make a deal that after that night there would be no contact, they didnt exchange names or numbers they just talked and danced all night. The next day he tells Lily and Marshall everything that had happened and they think he is so dumb for not getting any of her information she was perfect. Little did thet know Robin knew who she was since they were both in the bathroom at the same time, Robin had work to do that day but she decided to surprise Ted at the wedding but he saw him with Victoria the mystery girl she tells ted she know who she is and he finds her and they start dating for a bit, sadly victoria got a job offer in Germany and had to decide what to do. Ted and her come to an agreement and she moves to germany and they do long distance.Sadly Ted thinks Victoria is going to break up with him so he goes over to robins since she invited him over like he said” nothing good happens after 2am” sadly they kiss and before they go to the bedroom he goes to the bathroom to rethink everything, he is still with victoria and hes over at Robin’s while hes in the restroom victoria calls and robin realizes ted hasnt broken up with her. Ted loses two of the most important people he had. Ted is the biggest hopeless romantic in the world.
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