#that did not hapen.

[roots-system]

I'm TRYING to make up arguments in my head but the voices keep INTERRUPTING ME!!!

#this keeps hapening at work like stfu #actually did #system memes #did osdd #did system #osddid #sysblr #did memes #osdd memes

[spacer-case]

i was thinking......marcopell, maybe surgeon pell & doctor marco? then i thought NO WAIT paramedic pell (the "falcon" known for saving people from high risk situations really fast) & surgeon marco (the "phoenix" with a great track record of not losing patients)????

then i realised its turning into greys anatomy. which ppl call white women's one piece. my thoughts were turning one piece into white womens one piece.

(also i realise i wrote marcopell bc it sounds nicer but tbh....pellmarco)

#IM NEITHER WHITE NOR EXACTLY A WOMAN #how did this hapen #but also i still think itd be really neat #they go from fwb -> dating -> break up -> pell marries chaka #case logs #thunking thoughts

[vitamin-zeeth]

waitttt yo that's actually kinda fuckin freaky woah I webt and ate a strawberry just now. Did I actually do that and I just wasn't awake properly or did I dream it. What. What happening.

#thisnis soooo weird i swear i was 80% asleep doing a bunch of shit earlier #i made tea HOW DID I MAKE TEA WHEN I WAS HALF ASLEEP this is so trippy what #hold on let me go and check if the strawberry was real cause thats tripping me out #i guess this is what hapens whe xou do what i did. investigation time wgat the fuck happened #wet floor sign

[pawbeanies]

hii can we smoke together but i'm a beginner and dont know how to use a lighter so you laugh at me (softly) as you light it and show me how to take a hit before handing it off to me....... can we....

#embarrassing and silly but this did hapen to me once. the one time i smoked JFKSJD #but like in my defense .! i am like. a boy who does not get out much and doesnt do dr*gs or anything #censored in case the tumblrs will banish me for it. #so a high school friend (but like we were in uni atp) lit it for me and liek. had me take a hit #head spinny thinking abt it a little like. weh #they were so nice abt it too n talking me through it like. deep breath... hold it #smiling n laughing a little bit when i coughed bc id never smoked before!! or even like. vaped or anything bc im a COWARD #n then going like. do you want to try again? :) #and then i snuggled w them and their bf and we got italian beef afterwards and watched hells kitchen which is like. so nice #but also like who the hell designed lighters i still don't know how to use one. like real #my hands are too weak to use lighters im a weenie #but also also like i would do it again. i am a boy w too much anxiett and brain thoughts and it was so nice to not have thoughts for a bit

[cadelinhadomiranha]

ughhh im not going to find this au where danny just tells people lots of ways that he died, but none of them are the true one just to mess with poeple or just the theories that people made about his death but this is how i imagine it

#what actually hapenned is that i did a really bad presentation at school and wanted to be ded #so i just unlived danny as always #but in funny ways yay #i love this #i am the danny that died of dumbness #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp fanart

[gloopdimension]

i see gabriel on my dashboard for .5 seconds And suddenly hes all over my sketchbook page

#how did this hapen.

[thatlittledandere]

My fucking god I hate secondhand embarrassent SO MUCH Rose's drunken stupor when she's supposed to be on a DATE made me so mad it made me want to go and fix MYSELF a drink and I DON'T EVEN DRINK

#venlapost #venla experiences homestuck #i have something lying around (salmiakkikossu the god of alcohols) #and i did take a sip. that's all #god. we are getting through this. where makin this HAPEN

[possessedramblings]

That really awkward moment when you find out you have a fictive of a character you've been talking about for days now

How's everyone else doing?

#i didnt even know #it just kind of hapened #i dont know how long shes been here either #actually did #system

[possessable]

What the fuck when did your possession diagram get to 16K what big ass blog reblogged it??

It got a boom in notes when evilwizard reblogged it but its getting another boom in notes for some reason so maybe another big blog got to it and i didnt notice or something

#ask #did not expect this to hapen. heolp me #Glad to see theres a couple of peope who are like ''THIS IS WHAT I've been SAYING!'' and its not just me though #and also people who are like ''oh wow i never thought of it that was i appreciate this trope more now'' THANKS GLAD TO Help

[baddminton]

So today I am officially 6 months post op :D

#i still thank everyone who donated to me a lot of the money went to bills n such while i was not working during the recovery period #im very very close to paying off all my med bills regarding that #but i don't carre about the money ut was the best decision of my life #i am the most happiest ive ver been my entire life #i still have low points ofc but i dont have this like. #idk how to explain it #i am seeing life through a different lens and i am able to ve myself and live as myself comfortably and thats all that matters #sorry for not talking about it at all but like #yes it did hapen and i am doing wonderfully #minty text

[frecklenog]

I'm known on AO3 for giving everyone either systems, schizophrenia, or both. Your amazing system crown user takes were actually why we followed, stayed to be fascinated by star trek

ME WHEN I W . WHEN I M WH

#CRIES. #emrys answers #let it be known that i am also putting systems in star trek. by plot or by essay i'm really not sure but one way or another #were doing it man were making this hapen #sorry for that. i did listen to the beginning of homestuck and certain parts imprinted on my brain permenantly

[seavoice]

nausea is the worst symptom of illness for me i simply cannot deal. cry everytime i vomit

#sorry for vomit blogging it will hapen again i have been feeling so ill for so long 😭😭😭 #ill do anything to avoid it once i had a gastric disease and they had to give me injections for the pain but side effect was vomiting #& the tradeoff was not worth it for me even tho the doctor was like its “needed” for no “complications” & “do u want to be in the hospital” #i did take the injections but i wasnt happy about it

[persephoneflouwers]

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#I’m always so blown away by the drama circa Harry’s team #‘​the photographer is not talented or said stupid shit’ #the stylist this #the manager that #the stage director and bla bla #as if it’s not literally his entire image #to be where you are and get what you get by chance or luck #as it it takes no effort and every little thing happens with a flabbergasted gasp like nobody is expecting it #‘we didn’t think about the numbers of the single’ said the headmaster of numbers for a single #it’s literally his job lol #‘things like this don’t happen to people like me’ did I have to mention this double lol #the entire ‘we met and we just get along thing that literally happens with anyone around H #and now this photographer guy who is actually having a blust #saying he is not a tour photographer and it just ✨just✨ happened #because good!! things!! only!! hapens!! if !! u are a good person in your heart!!! #and not cause u sweat your pants off lol #it’s just so silly that it hasn’t clicked yet #it’s the brand: effortless charismatic effortless beautiful effortless talented effortless successful #effortless is literally his brand and his team’s motto

[doli-nemae]

behold the most useful thing in the world

table with timeline and my characters from SWTOR

#swtor #I have a drawn version and a text version btw #tho text version is kinda old and I haven't updated it for a pretty long time #the drawn timeline I did in sai and it's less pretty and more messy #though it's easier for me to understand what hapenned when BUTTT #I needed the clean table which I could use to track how old were character x when y hapenned #also yeah the ukrainian flag hapenned accidentally I just wanted to separate different generations(?) #of those who were born before\in early years of First Galactic War and those who were born closer to Treaty of Coruscant #and there's also a small section bellow of those who were born after Treaty #also YEAH the table and years are not really same as on Galactic History page bc they decided to skip the year of Treaty #but also I decided to not mark that year as 0 bc my brain refuses to accept it as a number and skips it _every time_ #(now that I'm thinking I guess I'll need to add section with what time is it on imperial calendar since I'm going to need it) #also I LOVE TABLESMASNDFMABFMNASMFNAMSFNMNFANBAF #I love them I love to put everything on their place I love to make it neat and sweet so my eyes won't die from white and black #I have a few for sims and they ALL look so neat they're my most proudest thing #ALSO I had one to check my expenses and though it's an old one it still looks very neat!!!

[m0e-ru]

wow wowww wow! wowww Wow Wowwww wow. Woww.... wow!! wowww Wow wwowwwwww [This has been a public service announcement the tumblr branch moel gas station is undergoing extreme causalities please refrain from going to this branch in the coming days indefinitely but possibly after 3-5 business days watch where you step and what you say as it may detonate under unidentified circumstances as of today april twenty two twenty twenty three ohh my god what is that heading this directio💥

#kommento #// manager inherent adachinatorism showing up this fucking sucks <- probably write an essay or something if they don't pass out from shock #// wowww sogabe's take on soujis and adachis friendship is so good have yuo considered tgat #// it's sososo cool he started this manga 2009 or something and the golden thing he was able to write in was 20% of this social link #// and I think the way he handled adachis character throughout the manga is so good and refreshing and perfect literally like woww #// somebody give this guy an award for having an adachi I like besides itoumasami visualive adachi #// like Wowwww he really made use of the time or the lack thereof to emphasize everytjing woww Wowww!!! wwowwwwww ohh my god #// pointing at the sky him getting possessed and turned into amenosagiri ohh what's happening to Him WHATS HAPENING TO MY UNCLE #// woww imagine ending up acting like a brat forsaking the world you thougt forsaken you when yuo didn't put the effort to meet halfway #// because some fucking kid showed up and you hated his guts so much like oay imgoign to fucking end the world or I DIE I guess #// kai moeru adachi essay finally 2023!?!??? NO I did that wiht golden anime 1938292 years ago. what magatsu inaba arc does to a mf #// imso fucking tired actually I need to take a shower and work goodbye forever dearest customers. don't die I love you a💥💥💥💥💥

[batilisk]

why everyone obsessed with columbo.

#when did this hapen #txt