#the comission is the hunger!! i know that based on my current roles for them five is davenport and diego is merle but im not sure if i’d

[crazyw3irdo]

so there’s the seven birds in taz and seven hargreeves siblings in tua... has anyone done something with this yet or...

cmon guys they both have a Dramatic Gay haunted by their dead sibling, big strong man with romantic problems, girl who was more powerful than they thought that nearly caused the end of the world, a short and chaotic yet smart leader, a dude who’d be a lot more useful if he was more focused on their missions (and if he were less horny), and a smart yet under appreciated person trying their best with love as a major motivator

#i know klaus is pan im just using gay in a bit of an umbrella term way (no pun or rhyme intended) #taz balance #taz #tua #the adventure zone #the umbrella academy #cmon their names are sorta similar! the [adjective thats not really an adjective] [location] #the umbrella zone! the adventure academy! how have i never seen any crossovers or aus about this #their seven bird names could also be their superhero names- nevermind ‘the lonely journal keeper’ doesnt really work. ‘the twins’ is a #little weird too. if the hargreeves were the birds (the umbrella zone) their relics would probably be different. i mean ben doesnt strike me #as a phoenix fire gauntlet kind of guy. it’d probably be linked to their powers. i dont think theyd have them in this au- like theyd be d&d #classes not superheros- but their relics would be reminescent of their og powers. like klaus’s relic would bring back the dead and vanya’s #would be a violin etc. the IPRE in tua (the adventure academy) would probably have the same powers as their counterparts tho. idk what kind #of powers they’d have otherwise. maybe lup with fire and merle with plants but other than those two? im not giving barry pants powers lmao. #the comission is the hunger!! i know that based on my current roles for them five is davenport and diego is merle but im not sure if i’d #want diego to have the meetings with the handler instead of five. its just... i keep thinking of fifty shades of green and i cannot picture #five doing that so i cant justify just changing their roles. then again this does mean five can only say ‘five!’ and is a weird butler but. #idk it makes more sense than him being merle to me. i guess instead of the handler john could be lila? since merle was so friendly w john i #guess it’d make sense for five not to go to the meetings lol. yknow davenport having most of his memories erased sorta lines up with five #getting stuck as a teen too... also like. lup is literally trapped in an umbrella. the connections are mocking me.