#the fact that FRIDAY's top safety priority is no longer dr. stark

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #128

Fic where, after a security incident in which some bozo accused Peter of trespassing at Stark Tower, Happy holds an emergency briefing for the entire SI security team.

The topic of the briefing? The absolutely untouchable, vital-to-know-if-you-want-to-keep-your-job level of importance of one Peter Parker

#happy: to begin I would like you all to look to your left. look to your right. does anyone see (security guard's name)? #no? that's because he got FIRED. #here's why #power point presentation begins #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #happy hogan #happy at least 45 minutes into the presentation which is already happening outside of work hours: now on to exhibit 17... #exhibits 1-16 including but not limited to: #the fact that FRIDAY's top safety priority is no longer dr. stark #peter's clearance level which is equal to that of dr. stark's closest family and friends #the kid's logged interning hours. which are where? oh right- dr. stark's PERSONAL LAB #detailed explanation of what happened to the guard who harassed peter (spoiler alert: he's in jail now) #several photos of tony's face when looking at peter #one single photo of tony's face the minute he arrived on the scene of The Incident and saw his kid being mistreated #happy: and now a demonstration. hey FRIDAY? #FRIDAY: yes mr. hogan? #happy: if the boss found out anyone in this room hurt the kid how likely is it that they would be fired #FRIDAY: not including yourself- 95% #happy: and including me? #FRI: ...75% #happy: please tell the class why the chance of them being fired for hurting mr. parker is miraculously not 100% #FRI: mr. parker may ask the boss not to #entire SI security team: shook. terrified. awed. amazed #bonus: now every time peter shows up they all secretly FREAK OUT #though. it doesn't take him too long to win them over #soon it's no longer the threat of losing their jobs that makes every one of them willing to take a bullet for peter parker #if anyone ever harms this kid SI security will catapult them into the SUN