#the god and goddess of hellfire 🔥

[munsonsduchess]

Eat me Alive

summary: domestic bliss with eddie is interrupted when an unexpected visitor comes calling w/c: 2,046 warnings: 18+ Minors DNI, explicit smut, unprotected sex (don't do it, i'm warning you), dirty talking, bulge/size kink, praise, eddie munson in grey sweatpants, swearing a/n: so this was actually requested by anon and a few of you who liked the post mentioning a part two for the god and goddess of hellfire.

Not beta'd but a special mention to @pillow-titties who knew the american word for cooker. If you spot a typo or a mistake just ignore it, that's for authenticity.

(moodboard by me)

Eddie stood in front of the stove watching the bacon and eggs sizzle in the pan, a cigarette perched on his lips and his grey sweats hung low on his hips, his hair tied back in a low bun with one of your scrunchies. You were singing in the shower and it made him smile, he never thought this sort of domestic life would be for him but you'd gotten rid of all those negative thoughts.

You were singing to yourself mostly while you cleaned yourself up, summer had arrived in Hawkins and since Eddie had graduated he didn't need to worry about having to go back to school again in September so he was taking a few weeks to spend just the two of you before he got a proper job and started earning.

You'd been laid on your bed in your shared trailer reading Stephen King, the trailer itself had been a graduation gift to Eddie from his uncle Wayne and your parents combined. They knew you both wanted your own place and couldn't quite afford a house just yet so they'd spoken to the manager of the trailer park and had put a deposit down on an empty unit so you would have somethere of your own now that Eddie had graduated and you could properly begin your lives as a married couple. 

It was another lazy day since you had a few days off work to be at home with Eddie so you'd finally broken the back on the new Stephen King novel you'd been meaning to read. Something about a clown that was snatching up kids in a small town in Maine. You'd been engrossed in the book but apparently Eddie felt as though you weren't paying him enough attention so he had done away with your book and made you pay attention to him.

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He'd already drawn one orgasm out of you with just his mouth before he'd inserted his fingers into your sopping wet pussy. His mouth was still firmly attached to your clit, creating a vacuum with his lips as his tongue spelt out his name over and over again while three of his large fingers pistoned in and out of your drenched cunt. 

"Eddie - fuck, feels good. Don't  stop" you cried, your hips moving to meet the thrusts of his fingers. One hand fisting his hair tightly making him moan around you adding vibrations as he lapped at your core. His rings had been turned around so they faced inwards and were bumping against your swollen clit as Eddie moved to suck another bruise onto the inside of your thigh,

"Can feel you squeezing me baby, gonna cum again? Gonna soak my face?" 

"Gonna cum" you agreed, gasping as your back arched off the bed. Eddie's fingers curling forwards to hit that spongy spot inside you that made you see stars. His fingers worked you through your orgasm and as you came down to earth again,

"God you're so hot when you cum" Eddie groaned, palming himself through his sweats. You could see the damp patch on the front of the material and you bit your lip in anticipation, "gotta be inside you baby, gonna fill you up, have you dripping" 

"Fuck me Eddie" you rached out your hands for him and helped to discard the sweatpants, audibly moaning when his cock sprang fee and slapped his stomach. 

You'd always thought Eddie's cock was just as pretty as the rest of him, long and thick with a curve in the middle that helped him to hit your g spot. The tip was red and leaking and you wanted to run your tongue along the prominent vein on the underside of him, 

"You don't have t'ask me twice princess" Eddie lined himself up at your entrance and slowly slid himself into your dripping pussy, moaning at the feel of you clenching around him, "always so fucking tight, so wet" 

"S'all for you Eds" you wrapped your legs around his waist bringing him closer until his pelvis was flush against your own, "so big, stretching me out so good" you moaned. You loved the feel of him deep within you, the bulge in your tummy and the outline of his hard cock against your skin. 

Eddie waited until you started to wiggle your hips to let him know he could move. He pulled out almost all the way until just the tip was still inside you before plunging back in. His movements were deep and controlled, he wanted to draw this out for as long as he could but you wanted him quick and hard,

"Babe we can take our time later. I need you" 

"Who am I to deny my girl what she wants? What sort of husband would that make me hmm?" Eddie cooed at you as he lifted your legs so they were thrown over his shoulders allowing him to sink deeper into you with each thrust.

You cried out, hands gripping onto his shoulders and nails digging into his skin. Eddie fucked into you at a relentless pace, his hands holding your hips angling you so that each thrust hit where you needed him most,

"Oh fuck Eddie, right there" 

"Yeah baby that's the spot?" he angled you again and the tip of his cock brushed your g spot making you scream out his name, "that's my girl, always takes me so well" 

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, Ed - feels s'good" your eyes were rolling back into your head as Eddie fucked you like you were a doll he'd bought in one of those back alley shops. You were there only for him to get off, his own personal sex toy. 

The thought made your head spin only adding to the sensations already coursing through your body. Sweat slicked and chest heaving, a combination of the summer heat and the exertion as Eddie fucked you, 

"Look at that baby I can see my cock in your tummy" he grinned, taking one hand off your hip to press down on the outline of his cock which only served to make you moan louder. Your brain had shut off by now, all that mattered was Eddie fucking you so good and the orgasm that was building in your core again, "awh what's wrong sweetheart? You too fucked out to speak?" 

Eddie loved knowing that he was the only one who had this affect on you, no one else would ever get to see how pretty you looked while he fucked you stupid. How it felt to have your tight little pussy clench around him, sucking him back in with each thrust. 

He could feel your walls fluttering around him and knew you weren't going to last much longer. Taking the hand that had been pressed against your tummy he began rubbing fast circles on your puffy clit making you cry out again and arch your back. Your body hurtling towards your third orgasm of the day, 

"Ed - gonna - god - gonna cum!"

"That's it baby, cum for me. Cream on my cock, make a mess" Eddie encouraged, he loved watching you fall apart. The look on your face was something he'd never tire of, no matter how many times he saw it. 

You came with a shout of Eddie's name before your body went limp in Eddie's arms. He kept a hold of your hips chasing his own release, it wasn't long before you could feel him cumming inside you. His hot spend painting your walls white, Eddie crumpled over you briefly, his cock softening inside you before he laid you back on the bed gently and pulled out. 

You whimpered slightly at the loss of him but Eddie shushed you with a chaste kiss. You could feel your joint fluids seeping out of your pussy, no doubt staining the sheets and the mattress forever but before you could protest you felt Eddie arranging your limbs before his weight disappeared from the bed. You heard the click of the camera shutter and the whirring of the machine printing the picture, 

"Eddieeee" you whined, "put the camera away. You have enough pictures" 

"No such thing princess" he shot back at you snapping a few more pictures before setting the camera down and leaving the room.

He returned moments later with a warm washcloth and cleaned you up as best he could. The washcloth was thrown into the pile of laundry by the door and Eddie lay next to you on the bed, his arms encircling you and bringing you close.

You were definitely going to need a shower after this, when your legs didn't feel like jelly, but that could wait. Right now all you wanted was to cuddle with your husband after your three amazing orgasms. 

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Eddie turned the stove off and scraped the food onto two plates. The shower had turned off a few minutes ago so he knew you'd be out soon and you were probably just as hungry as he was. 

Eddie grinned to himself, he had the whole day planned for you both. You'd eat, have a quick power nap and then he was going to see just how many times he could make you cum and if he could beat his own personal best. 

Opening the fridge however he frowned, you were out of milk and he knew you liked your coffee with milk and sugar,

"Babe I'm gonna run to the store!" he called down the hall, "Food is on the table!" 

Before he could find a shirt to throw on there was a knock at the trailer door. Not expecting anyone and thinking maybe it was a neighbour about another noise complaint Eddie sighed and swung open the door. Only to find Dustin Henderson standing on his doorstep with expectant stares, 

"I knew you were home!" Dustin said with a scowl, "dude you didn't answer your phone! This is important!" 

Without being invited Dustin walked past Eddie and into the trailer, he held a copy of the players guide in his hands. The teenager opened the book to a marked page and looked at Eddie, "well, aren't you gonna help?" 

"Henderson I swear to god - " 

Just then you emerged from the bedroom in nothing but an old shirt of Eddie's you'd cut up into a crop top and a pair of his boxers. Your hair was damp from the shower and hanging around you, dripping on the shirt and dampening it in places,

"Why is there a teenager on my couch?" you asked, "Dustin why are you here? It's summer vacation, go hang out with your friends" 

"I needed Eddie's expertise on something!" Dustin responded cheerily, "I figured you guys would be at home" 

"Henderson" Eddie started again, "I am trying to spend some … quality time with my wife, whatever this is it can wait" 

Dustin looked between you both. At the scratch marks fading on Eddie's chest and arms. At the dark purple bruises blossoming on your neck and your thighs and scrunched up his face in disgust, 

"God you guys are gross! I am so out of here" he raised himself immediately from the couch and headed for the door, "call me when you're done being disgusting" 

"You'll understand when you're older" you teased, "now go before I kick you out permanently" 

Dustin didn't need to be told twice and exited the trailer. Eddie all but slamming the door behind him, he groaned and slid his hands down his face,

"God I hate that kid sometimes" 

"Yeah well you're the one who got shared custody with Harrington so take it up with him" you shrugged snatching a piece of bacon off one of the plates, "he's not my kid" 

"If they're mine they're yours" Eddie argued, "you are the Queen of Hellfire" 

"Flattery will get you everywhere" you laughed, "but Harrginton is their mommy, not me" 

"Oh so what does that make me then" Eddie looked at you with a predatory gaze and you got the feeling you wouldn't be able to enjoy your home cooked bacon and eggs, 

"I'm not saying it" 

"You will" 

Eddie scooped you off the floor and threw you over his shoulder. He'd just order take out later. He had something more important to take care of right now

Tagging some folks who might be interested: @eddiesmutson @thisishellfire @hellfireeddiemunson @prettyboyeddiemunson @eddiemvnsonss @jobean12-blog @summerofsnowflakes

If you want to be added let me know!

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[sasorikigai]

"gods die, and when they truly die they are unmourned and unremembered." Goddess Liv @ Scorpion because ANGST

#AMERICAN GODS  : || @somniaxperdita || accepting

▬▬ι═══════ﺤ 🔥 || Shirai Ryu Compounds had been where abundant love and rhyme of compassion sweetened against the throbbing onslaught of passing ephemerality of time; but now, within Scorpion’s iridescent white eyes, there is a little hint of a vast field of greenery, which used to delineate Hanzo Hasashi’s sought-out serenity. Seemingly for eons, this weary, suffocated and vindictive soul journeyed through cold and woe of his grief, searching for a place rebelliously, albeit eternally entrapped in the Nether filled with the stench of death, decay, and dirt. Perhaps the wraith was a desperate wanderlust, with an insatiable fancy with provoked curiosity to see what his withered body and heart could conceive out of his spectral nothingness.

Despite the predicament of his manifestation in the world no longer saturated with kaleidoscope of beauty and splendidness, Scorpion still finds himself coveting enlightenment as he continues to be chiselled in bone and scar tissue, enticed by his perilous pursuit of finding life amidst the putrescent scorch of ash and dust. For the eddies of his existence still remains with the Hasashi legacy, as onslaught of emotions pierce him straight to his bones and his still-human heart. It used to resemble the null of his voids, and speak the cacophony of his eyes amidst excruciating torment and agony. Scorpion may be a nonexistent wraith to some, but to selective handful, he still is a tangible, pronounced living thing that echoes the haunting tragedy, singing the undying memories of an unsung song.  

Nothing else in the world is intense, despite all the stinging salty pain and an aching heart. The invocating vehement mountain of his thoughts remain so powerful and potent collide with the raging oceans so immeasurable and full of feeling, as his hellfire becomes a powerful creation against the wretched usurpation of Earthrealm, as it materializes as the defiant organic bulwark that would withstand even the harrowing, bone-chilling despair and finality of death that would leave anyone powerless and motionless. Would Hanzo Hasashi’s demolished and disintegrated world fall in complete and utter silence? Would there be a fleeting peace or would the voices inside scream more to be heard? The heaviest of his trials and tribulations may remain heavy on his realization, but still, a sparky veil remains entangled in his veins, revealing such delicate and fragile hope. Despite the everburning hellfire being a vengeful sun, it still serves as a symbolic presence of the Shirai Ryu warrior who wielded and still wields a burning heart and soul, overbrimming with resilient passion, dedication, and willpower. 

“Worry not, for the veneration of the Sun Goddess will continue to be eternal; for the sun is the bestower of light and life to the totality of the cosmos. With her unblinking, all-seeing eye, she will serve the universe with the duality of the sternness, exacting justice, while the resplendent light with enlightment or illumination will serve as the source of wisdom.  These qualities - sovereignty, power of beneficence, justice, and wisdom - are central to humanity. Rulers held the power of the sun and countries claimed to be descent from the Sun. Even with your absence, your essence will never be damaged and broken, for no humanity likes to be filled with dreary dread and cruelty of eternal darkness,” Scorpion’s somber, yet earnest timbre echoes through the shared space, and his reflection oozes the consuming memories of his own disowned death. 

For the Goddess had become a radiant light shattering Scorpion’s deepest darkness, and served as a beacon in stormy sea, a star in a labyrinth full with despair, but no longer empty. Perhaps that is why his unblinking stare does not speak of the metaphysical dread of the Goddess, as he unyieldingly and cuttingly rejoinders against the falsity.  With the same vehemence tinged in his gravelled, deep baritone, Scorpion continues his argument. “Gods, in any forms and manifestations, serve to humans as an inexpressible value. Rob the humanity of love and loyalty, and what would they become, if not the hollow shell of what it used be? Don’t sell yourself nor the ubiquitous concept of godhood short.”  ▬▬ι═══════ﺤ 🔥 ||

#✗ the ineffable testimony of spawned hellfire (scorpion) #✗ hellfire fibrillating beneath his skin (iv) #✗ successions of binding music (olivia winter || somniaxperdita) #somniaxperdita

[munsonsduchess]

The God (and goddess) of Hellfire

summary: at a high school dance dustin learns some shocking news about you and eddie w/c: 2,049 warnings: language, eddie's dirty mind, mentions of the readers body (breasts) a/n: yeah so i was hoping to get something else entirely out this week but then my co author came home and also i read class ring by @eddie-van-munson which now lives rent free in my head and i had to try my hand at wife!reader. Not beta'd once again this is nothing but my own meandering thoughts and if you notice a typo or a mistake no you didn't.

(moodboard by me)

It was the first big high school dance the freshman were able to attend and both Eddie and Steve had insisted on singing up as chaperones. Well Steve had done so first of all and Eddie refused to let Steve go alone and "hog all the glory" though what glory he was talking about was anyone's guess. Still true to his word Eddie had marched down to the front office and demanded that his name be put on the chaperone sheet for the dance after Steve's, which is when you'd gotten the call to ask if you would come and chaperone Eddie chaperoning the kids. Something about a spiked punch incident in your junior year neither you nor Eddie claimed to have any knowledge of but you'd agreed anyway since if Eddie was dead set on chaperoning it wasn't like you had any plans.

You'd dug out Eddie's one good suit from the back of your shared closet and your best dress along with it before making a special trip to the dry cleaners in the newly rebuilt Starcourt Mall. It would be pricey to have your things dry cleaned but for an occasion like this you didn't mind dipping into your savings, Eddie always looked so handsome in his suit and the usual mix of weed, aftershave and cigarette smoke wasn't exactly the perfect combination for a high school dance. At least not the first one for Eddie's little Hellfire proteges. 

The school gym had been decked out in whatever theme the dance committee had chosen, as near as you could guess it was 'under the sea' but you couldn't be too sure. You'd been given punch bowl duties apparently to keep it safe from anyone with 'nefarious intent' according to Principal Higgens with a pointed look at you and Eddie. Eddie just grinned and slipped his silver flask back into your purse as discreetly as he could manage. It wasn't altogether boring being at the punch table, you had a good vantage point of the dancefloor and it was funny watching Eddie and Steve following each other around the dancefloor and bickering like an old married couple. 

"It's nice to see you back in Hawkins High" a voice said next to you making you jump a little, you'd been so lost in your own little world you hadn't noticed your former english teacher Mr Shields making his way over to you,

"It's an important night," you replied with a smile, "Punch? I promise nothing happened to it" 

"It's not that I'm doubting you but I seem to recall an incident with a punch bowl in your junior year involving you and Mr Munson" 

"Everyone keeps mentioning that. I have no idea what they're talking about" 

You knew exactly what they were talking about. You'd distracted the poor wallflower behind the punch bowl and Eddie had emptied his flask full of Rum he'd siphoned from his uncle into the bowl. You'd both denied it but of course you'd both ended up in detention because the teachers weren't stupid. 

"Well I must say married life certainly seems to suit you" Mr Shields continued, "I admit that when I heard about you and Mr Munson tying the knot so quickly I was doubtful but you seem to be flourishing" 

"YOU AND EDDIE ARE MARRIED?" the sound of Dustin Henderson yelling shook you, you hadn't noticed the smaller boy who was currently standing in front of you his mouth hanging open, 

"Dustin close your mouth you'll catch flies" you sighed pushing your hair out of your face, "and what are you yelling about? Of course Eddie and I are married" 

"Since when?" 

You looked at Dustin for a moment trying to figure out what sort of joke or prank this was. Had Eddie put him up to this? Or was it Steve? 

"Are you serious right now? Since two years ago when I graduated, you know that" 

"No I didn't!" 

"Dustin I wear a wedding ring!" you showed the boy your left hand and the ring that adorned your fourth finger, "you've seen it before" 

"I thought it was a class ring! Or one of Eddie's!" 

As if summoned by mention of his name alone Eddie appeared beside Dustin looking confused, he looked between the boy and you furrowing his brow, 

"What's with all the yelling over here?" 

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED!" Dustin thrust an accusing finger in Eddie's face and scowled at him. Eddie's confusion seemed to mirror your own and you sighed, this was going to be a long night. 

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The dance had ended and now there you all were sitting in a diner across town. You, Eddie, the Hellfire kids and Steve Harrington who was giving some of the kids a ride home so had tagged along to the diner, 

"So let me get this straight, not one of you little idiots noticed that my girl wears a wedding ring?" Eddie asked, "you see her every week for hellfire!"

"Yeah but we thought it was one of your rings" Mike said as he looked around at his friends for support, "you've got a lot" 

"It's a small gold ring, Eddie's are huge and silver" you countered, "not the same thing boys" 

"We thought you were just dating!" Lucas interjected, "we didn't know we swear!" 

"Eddie your children are fucking stupid" you sighed, you'd had such faith in these kids. Well in Dustin, the jury was still out on Wheeler and Sinclair. 

A chorus of objections went up around the table and was instantly silenced by Eddie who then looked at Steve perhaps for help or to share his disbelief, 

"Don't look at me man, I remember you two getting hitched after graduation. Everyone was talking about it" 

"How did it happen?" Dustin asked, "how did you two get married?" 

"I mean we went down to the County Hall, stood in front of a judge, he said some shit, we signed some shit, we exchanged rings, we sealed the deal" Eddie said, "boy did we seal the deal" 

"Enough you perv" you swatted him on the arm and rolled your eyes, Eddie could be incorrigible when he got worked up.

"That's not what I meant" Dustin argued, seeming to miss Eddie's innuendo, "like how did you get together? How did you decide you wanted to get married?" 

"Well if you ask Eds it was the summer we turned twelve and my tits came in" you said simply taking a sip of the soda the waitress placed in front of you, "you still have dreams about that little white two piece dontcha Eddie?" you teased, 

"God do I" he agreed, "honestly you've never seen anything like it, that summer was hot as shit and we spent all day in that goddamn pool till they kicked us out. Your mom had gotten that little two piece in JC Fuckin' Pennys and I swear to god I had a boner all summer" 

"Ew, gross" 

"Come on man I'm trying to eat here" 

"That's not even possible" 

"I'm not being literal you idiots" Eddie scowled, "anyway, yeah you're right your tits had just come in and I swear to god it was like seeing heaven for the first time. I had to do a double take the first time I saw ya cause there was no way in hell you could be the same chick I grew up with" 

"That was the summer eddie realised his best friend was actually a girl" you laughed, "not just some dorky thing that followed him everywhere" 

"You weren't dorky" 

"Baby I was the definition of dorky" 

"Anyway!" it was Eddie's turn to roll his eyes, and to steal a french fry off your plate, "the sight of you in that little swimsuit is burned into my brain and has kept me company through some very lonely nights" 

"Not to mention extended bathroom breaks and extra long showers" you added, "walls in trailers are thin babe, I hear everything" 

Steve pushed his plate away from him and frowned at you both. This is why you guys didn't hang out more, you were as bad as each other, 

"We didn't get together till freshman year of highschool though" 

"Yeah till my brand new bookbag suddenly came apart at the seams and all my books spilled everywhere. Weird how that happened right when you wanted to ask me out" you smirked at Eddie who at least had the good sense to blush, 

"I'm taking that to my grave" 

"Uh huh sure" 

The Hellfire boys apparently couldn't get enough and were begging Eddie to continue despite his embarrassment at how he'd asked you out,

"It was the same dance you little shits went to tonight. I was shitting myself every time Mrs Shelly came around yelling at us to make room for jesus" 

You and Steve shuddered collectively at the memory of the old Geometry teacher, more like a battle axe than anything else. She terrified everyone she ever crossed paths with. 

"That woman still gives me nightmares" you said trying to recover from the trauma that class had inflicted on you, 

"It's ok baby, she can't hurt you anymore. The old witch is dead and buried" 

"But what about when you guys got married? You said it happened after you graduated two years ago, that leaves a lot of time in between" Dustin interrupted, clearly impatient to get to the end of this story,

"Yeah, yeah, keep your panties on" Eddie said dismissively, "we were hanging out in my place and I floated the idea" 

"You say that like it happened so casually. If I remember right you were high as balls and telling me how much you loved me and wanted to be with me forever" 

"Semantics" Eddie waved a hand, "anyway, like I said earlier we went down to the Courthouse and the Judge squared it all away"

"We got my dress and your suit at the thrift store at the same time" you laughed, "the guy behind the counter didn't believe us when we said we wanted to get married in these clothes" 

"Wait, that's your wedding dress?" Mike asked looking at your yellow dress, it was something that might have been in style a decade ago with it's flared sleeves and shorter length just about reaching the middle of your thighs,

"Yeah and Eddie's suit. He's only got one good one" you nodded, "so yeah, that's the whole story. Do you feel better now?" 

Dustin nodded enthusiastically with Mike and Lucas following his lead. Steve meanwhile stared forlornly at his hamburger. Before you could make a  comment about his actions the bell above the door in the diner chimed and a rowdy bunch entered, 

"We found you, Freak!" Jason Carver and his group of acolytes stormed towards your table and all at once the cheerful mood disappeared, "what it's not enough that you corrupted your own freak friends into selling their souls for your weird fucking cult, you have to do with these innocent kids as well? I expected better of you Sinclair" 

"Dude just go, you're not gonna like where this ends" Steve stood up from the booth and faced off against Jason, 

"What are you gonna do huh Harrington? You're not King anymore" Jason squared off against the older boy, 

"You heard him, you won't like how it ends" you backed Steve up with a dangerous lilt to your voice, you were having a good time and you didn't need this overblown Ken Doll to harsh your vibe,

"Ohh the Freak's girlfriend I'm so scared" Jason and his lackeys laughed, "why don't you ditch him honey? I bet I could make you scream better than he could" 

Something inside you snapped. You'd had enough of Jason Carver and guys like him, you'd dealt with them your whole life and tonight you were taking a stand, 

"See I have a hard time believing that. Cause you got one crucial fact wrong" you slid out of the booth and put yourself between Jason and Steve with a smile on your face,

"I'm not his girlfriend" and with that you punched Jason as hard in the face as you could watching as he crumbled from the unexpected contact,

"That's my wife!"

Tagging some folks who might be interested: @hellfireeddiemunson @pillow-titties @jobean12-blog @eddiesmutson @maladaptivexxdaydreaming @summerofsnowflakes @thisishellfire

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[munsonsduchess]

Three Men and a Baby

summary: when you leave for the day and it's up to eddie, gareth and jeff to look after rose sometimes there's just no telling what kids will get up to w/c: 2,773 warnings: eddie has a mini freak out, there's mentions of a bad childhood, eddie talks about being murdered, eddie feels like a bad dad a/n: so this is a day late because i had a lot of emotions yesterday but then i saw the sun today and things weren't so bad, this is another instalment of the God and Goddess of Hellfire and you can find all the other parts on my masterlist

if you like this please reblog since it helps me out so much!

(moodboard by me)

It was inventory day in the record store, why the owner felt the need for an inventory day in what was all but a failing business in what was all but a ghost town you had no idea. Sales had dwindled as people had left Hawkins en masse and those that remained all seemed to want to shop in the Tower Records in the Mall instead of the small independent one downtown. 

You understood more and more Joyce's initial outrage about the mall in the summer of 85, before everything happened. Truth be told you were closer and closer every day to putting your own resume in, at least then you'd be guaranteed hours and a steady paycheck.

As it stood you were still employed in Kenny's downtown and you would do your job until you couldn't anymore. Which meant Eddie being alone with Rose all day,

"You should call the guys cover, hang out, get some human interaction"  you'd told Eddie, "Miss Rosie isn't exactly up on her Ozzy vs Dio debate topics" 

Your daughter giggled in her father's arms as you tickled her little sides, her chubby little fingers reaching out for you,

"Gasp Rosie did you hear what Mommy said?" Eddie smiles broadly at his daughter, "you are the most proficient at debates!" 

Rose gurgled happily at the attention. She was definitely Eddie's daughter, and loved being the centre of attention,

"I'll take your word for that. Seriously, call the guys over. I'm sure they'd be happy to hang out. I'll see you both later. Bye bye baby girl" 

"Bye bye Mommy!" Eddie held Rose's little hand up to wave, "say bye bye" 

Rose babbled something that you were sure meant goodbye, she and Eddie stood in the doorway and watched until you'd driven out of sight,

"Well Rosie Posie I guess it's just you and me. Why don't we call uncle Gareth and Uncle Jeff huh? Does that sound good?" 

Rose exclaimed happily and Eddie just laughed. He would take that as a yes. 

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The doorbell rang, sounding throughout the house. Eddie looked up from where he was currently changing his daughter and yelled through an open window,

"It's open! Come on in!" Eddie went back to the task at hand, hearing the door open and Gareth's voice call out for him with Jeff following behind, "I'm upstairs, Rose needed changed"

If you'd asked Eddie's bandmates and lifelong friends about his capabilities as a father they'd have laughed at you.  It wasn't that they didn't think he would be capable but given his less than stellar childhood, pre Wayne of  course, there was no way Eddie would even want kids.

Then you'd broken the news, Eddie did in fact want kids, this kid in particular. The kid who was currently laughing and wrapping strands of her father's hair around her fingers while he buttoned up her little black onesie,

"Ta da!"Eddie presented his daughter to the other two men and Jeff couldn't hold back a sigh when he saw the little bat wings on the back of the onesie, "Miss Rose just needed a little costume change, much more metal" 

"Dude she's a baby, she doesn't have to be metal" Gareth laughed, it was all for show of course. Eddie was just as guilty of buying those cute little floral dresses for Rose as you were,

"Nah man she's Corroded Coffin's number one fan. Most Metal Baby Ever" Jeff said easily, "just don't tell your mom I said that ok baby girl?" 

"Mama!" Rose giggled happily, she might not exactly comprehend what's going on, she's just happy to be included. 

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The plan for the day was just to jam a little and see what inspiration hit, the band now had a standing gig in a bar in Salem that Eddie heard about through work. The Hideout ended up getting trashed when all the gates opened in 86 and they never really bothered rebuilding since it had been a dive beforehand and there was no way they were spending money bringing everything up to code after the 'earthquakes' so they just demolished the building. 

According to local town gossip they were going to build either a McDonalds, a new bowling alley, or any number of things that had long since been promised by the Mayor and had never come to fruition. Eddie had heard from Hopper that they were probably just gonna leave it as an abandoned lot, the police apparently had orders to just keep people out and make sure kids weren't running around in the rubble that was still left. 

Eddie didn't want Rose to feel left out while he and the guys were working so he sat her down at her own little table with some crayons and pages, 

"Here honey why don't you draw a picture for Mommy and we'll put it on the fridge so she can see it when she comes home" 

"What's the deal anyway? How come inventory takes a whole day?" Gareth asked, he had brought a pair of drumsticks with him and was currently tapping out a rhythm on an upturned piece of tupperware, "it's not like the store's that busy" 

"I dunno man, apparently the old man's always done it like this and he aint changing anytime soon" Eddie replied, strumming out a few notes on his acoustic,

"I'm kinda surprised the place is still open" Jeff said, "I mean the place in the mall is never not busy" 

Eddie sighed, it was something you'd both spoken about. You'd agreed on putting your government hush money away for Rose for whatever she wanted to do with her life, if she wanted to go to college, or travel. 

"Let's just focus on the music, I'd love to demo something new on saturday!" Gareth said changing the subject, 

"An amazing idea Sir Gareth!" Eddie's usual exuberant personality came back as he shook his head and put pen to paper, "let's write something that's gonna blow everyone away" 

-

The three men spent the better part of an hour writing and playing, throwing ideas back and forth, laughing, chatting, throwing wadded up balls of paper at one and other when something didn't work out. 

It was around lunch time when the group decided to take a break, stretch their legs, Gareth and Jeff were going to have a smoke while Eddie rummaged around in the kitchen to see what they could scrounge up for lunch,

"Alright Miss Rose, lets see what you've been working on" Eddie knelt down to look at Rose's table and the little scribblings she'd been working on. Nothing coherent really but Eddie figured he'd pick the most colourful one to put on the fridge and then pick one for Wayne and another for Joyce and Hop.

As he looked through the scribblings and started putting the crayons away so Rose could go down for her afternoon nap Eddie couldn't help but notice the black crayon was missing. It wasn't on the table, it wasn't on the floor or in the carton. As Eddie looked around he couldn't help but notice Rose was sniffling and her little nose looked very red on one side,

"Oh no, Rose, baby, tell me you didn't" Eddie scooped up his daughter and tilted her head back a little, sure enough there was the black crayon wedged up her nose. He could only see the bottom but that was enough, "oh this is bad, your mom is going to kill me" 

"What's up Ed?" Jeff asked coming back into the room, "who's gonna kill you?"

"Rose has a crayon up her nose. I can't see the whole thing and I have no idea how i'm gonna get it out. I'm so dead" 

Eddie could feel the panic creeping up his spine. How was he going to get this out? Did he try tweezers? If he couldn't see the whole crayon then how was he supposed to get it out? It was pretty far up there too, if he used tweezers would it hurt Rose? 

Rose, apparently sensing her father's distress, began crying in sympathy. Which was the last thing Eddie wanted right now. He needed to do something.

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The first thing Eddie thought to do was to try tweezers, he knew you kept a pair in your makeup bag and while they might not be the exact thing they would use in a hospital he had to try. Asking Gareth to hold Rose's head and Jeff to hold her hand Eddie tried to get a grip on the crayon with your tweezers but Rose just cried harder and Eddie couldn't continue, thinking he was hurting her. 

The next thing Eddie thought about was calling Steve, he worked with kids so maybe he knew what to do. Steve however wasn't home so that was a bust,

"Dude we should go to the ER" Jeff said, "get a doctor to pull it out" 

"If we go to the ER then it's on her permanent medical record. I'm trying to stop anyone from having to plan my funeral" 

"Dude I don't think you'll get murdered for this, I think you're worried about nothing" Gareth added, "shit like this happens to kids all the time!" 

"Yeah but it happened on my watch! Alone! I had one job and that was to look after Rose!" Eddie thread his fingers through his hair and pulled at his scalp.

Gareth and Jeff looked at one and other before nodding. Jeff going to untangle Edde's fingers from his hair and Gareth to the phone book in the drawer in the kitchen,

"You know the chief and Byer's mom don't you?" Gareth said, "why don't you ask her for help?" 

"Yeah man that's a great idea, I'm sure both Byers got weird shit stuck in their nose or whatever when they were kids" Jeff agreed, "i'm sure she can help" 

"Yeah, yeah Joyce is always around to help" Eddie agreed, he moved into the kitchen and grabbed the phone from the wall and dialled Joyce's number. 

"Byers" the sound of Hopper's voice came through the line, that wasn't who Eddie was expecting but the Chief had a kid before Supergirl so maybe he could help too,

"Hey Hop it's Eddie" 

"What's up kid? You need Will? I think he's at Lucas' place" 

"Uh no, I was gonna ask if you could help? Rose has, uh, gotten into some trouble" 

"What kind of trouble?" 

"Um, she has a crayon stuck up her nose?" 

There was silence on the other end of the line and Eddie's panic rose again. Was the chief judging him? Did he think Eddie was a terrible father? That's when the laughter started,  which wasn't what Eddie had expected,

"Oh boy, that takes me back"  Hop laughed, "be thankful it's a crayon, you could probably get a decent grip on it" 

"Um we tried that already, I think it was hurting Rose cause it's pretty far up there" 

"Hm, you got any pepper in the place?" Hop asked, "sometimes you can make em sneeze it out" 

"Pepper? Do we have any pepper?" Eddie asked frantically, "we need to make her sneeze it out" 

"I said sometimes, it isn't a guarantee kid" 

"Is there anything guaranteed to get the crayon out?" 

"Sure take the kid to Hawkin's General and have a doc pull it out for her" 

"That isn't going to make me look like the world's worst dad" 

"You're not a bad father Eddie, kids do this, i mean if you're really stuck you could try Karen"

"Wheeler?" 

"Sure, she's got Holly and I'm sure Mike got stuff stuck everywhere when he was a kid" 

"I thought Joyce said you had to be nicer to Mike now he and Will are dating?" 

"I'm … nice" 

Gareth was the one who found the pepper and put a little on his hand while Jeff held Rose so Gareth could lift his hand up and try to make Rose at least smell the pepper. She only cried louder. So that was a bust as well,

"So do you have the Wheeler's number?" 

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Eddie, Gareth and Jeff pulled up outside the Wheeler home around half an hour later, after a phone call with Karen who was more than happy to help out,

"Didn't Nancy say her Dad voted for Regan?" Jeff asked, "like on purpose?" 

"Yeah, Bush too" Gareth said, "both times" 

"If you guys wanna wait out here I totally get it" Eddie said, "Ted isn't anyone's favourite person" 

Gareth and Jeff had another silent conversation and sighed. They were there to support Eddie and if that meant walking into Conservative Right Wing Suburban Hell then that's what they'd do. 

Karen Wheeler however was nothing like anyone had expected. Sure Eddie had met her briefly a few times when he'd picked the kids up or dropped them off but being in her home and drinking her homemade lemonade while she fussed over Rose and bounced the little girl on her hip,

"Now honey bunny, what's this I hear about you having a little accident?" Karen asked, Rose babbled an answer and Karen nodded her head as though Rose had actually spoken, "I know sweetie but you can't scare your Daddy like that!" 

"I didn't even see her do it! I took my eyes off her for two seconds" Eddie lamented, 

"You can't beat yourself up about it. The amount of things Nancy stuck up her nose or Mike got stuck in his ears when they were little, we used to be in the ER every other week!" 

"Nancy stuck stuff up her nose?" Eddie laughed, "no way" 

"All the time! She was the worst!" Karen put aa free hand to her chest and shook her head, "but i've seen all the tricks so I think I know just what to do" 

"You do?" Eddie all but shot up out of his seat,

"Here honey, back to Daddy" Karen handed Rose back over to Eddie with a smile, "Now Eddie you're gonna want to put your mouth Rose's mouth and nose like you were giving her CPR. Put your finger on the nostril without the crayon and then blow real hard" 

Far be it from Eddie to question such strange instructions if it was going to help Rose. So he did as Karen said and blew as hard as he could and sure enough the crayon popped right out to the point where Eddie almost swallowed it and all the snot that came with it. 

"Well that was gross" he said wiping his mouth, "but it worked and I can't thank you enough" 

Jeff and Gareth put their heads down and tried their hardest to control the laughter shaking their shoulders. Eddie had done a lot of gross stuff in his time but this might take the cake, 

"I'm glad! It's always scary the first time, but now you'll know what to do next time!" Karen said with a smile, 

"Oh no, there will be no next time. I'm never taking my eyes off her again when she's got something in her hands" Eddie said. Rose seemed however to now be in the best of spirits as if scaring her father almost grey was the funniest thing in the world. 

Headed back to the house with tupperware full of homemade baked goods and a crayon free baby Eddie was exhausted. What was supposed to be a quiet chill day had turned into something else entirely, no sooner had the three men made it back into the house and put Rose down for a nap did you come through the door yourself,

"You're home early!" Eddie bounced up out of his seat to greet you, "I thought you wouldn't be back till late?" 

"Yeah well we got finished super early, cause you know. Nothing has really left the store in months" you shrugged, "honestly Kenny is just hanging on but I have no idea for what" 

"Maybe he thinks he'll get a big buyout" Gareth laughed, "since y'know downtown is so desired" 

"Yeah that's bound to be it" you agreed, "we all know how valuable property in Hawkins is these days" 

Eddie was so incredibly grateful for his friends at that moment. He had no idea how he was supposed to tell you about what had happened and to have that little buffer, especially when you spoke again

“So did anything fun happen today?”

The three  men looked at each other and considered their options and what your reaction might actually be to the truth before Jeff spoke, 

"No, not really. Just a totally normal, quiet day"

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[munsonsduchess]

Eruption

summary: the kids find out about the baby

w/c: 1,356

warnings: fluff mostly, mentions of sex, pregnancy content warning, swearing, mentions of Eddie being hurt in the upside down

a/n: this one was requested by @guavamoleschickenstrips and I wrote it just before my job interview on Friday. Not beta’d as per usual and if you find any typos or mistakes you can blame my editor. This is part four of the domestic Eddie and wife!Reader. You can find the other parts here:

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(Moodboard by me)

Eddie had sent word on his "finest messenger ravens" to the party telling them that their presence was requested at his "domain" for a startling announcement. In reality he'd written a note for the kids and dropped it off with Steve when he went to return some videos you guys had rented who would pass along the message.

Since all the older kids found out at basically the same time about "mini munson" as you'd taken to calling the baby it only made sense for the younger kids to find out as well, at least the hellfire kids anyway. You didn't know much about Wheeler's girlfriend, the psychic child or her adoptive brother with a weird connection to a place you would rather not think about.

You thought about it enough when you saw the scars that littered Eddie's body and you knew how lucky you were that all he'd been left with were scars. There had been a moment when you'd cradled his unconscious body in your arms and prayed to whatever god or demon you could think of that he would make it out of this alive. Those days and nights sitting in the ICU in Hawkins General watching his breathing, fearing the worst.

You pushed those thoughts out of your mind and smiled at your husband as he danced around your trailer singing loudly to the Iron Maiden album playing on his stereo,

"Run to the hiiiiiiiiiils! Run for your liiiiiiiife!"

You laughed at his antics knowing he was excited to share his news with the hellfire club, they were as much his kids as the one growing inside you and honestly you all deserved something good after all the bullshit you'd been through.

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The door to the trailer shook as the sound of knocking reverberated around the small space,

"Baby your kids are here" you called to Eddie who'd gone into the back bedroom for some last minute prep, or so he said,

"Grab the door will you?" he called back, "i'll be out in a second!"

Pulling yourself off your comfortable spot on the couch you bookmarked the page in your book, a sequel novel to a vampire book you'd found in a bargain bin in the city the last time you and Eddie had been up getting new tattoos.

You opened the door and let the kids filter in one after another, they'd all come kitted out in their hellfire shirts and you could see an advanced dnd monsters guide under Dustin's arm, so clearly they thought they were here to play,

"Sit wherever, there's sodas in the fridge or we've got water" you told them, "you're all still too young for beer"

"Is Eddie home?" Mike asked looking around nervously, he'd been slightly afraid of you ever since he met you, which was in stark opposition to Dustin who Eddie maintained had a crush on you from the moment he met you,

"Yeah he'll be out in a second, I'm assuming you guys know why you're here?"

"Um to play dnd?" Lucas asked, he looked around and couldn't see anything set up so maybe that wasn't the reason after all,

"Better than that Sinclair!" Eddie jumped out of the hallway and wrapped his arms around your waist, "I have exciting news regarding our party!"

The boys looked at one another and moved to the edge of the couch. They knew you came to Hellfire when Eddie was still in school and you'd been here reading when they played in the trailer but was their DM suggesting you were going to join in from now on?

"Oh sweet! Are you gonna join in?" Dustin asked you which earned him a snort and a roll of your eyes,

"Nope not me, I'm happy to sit on the outside and observe, and to help plan your inevitable demise"

"Baby" Eddie pouted, "you weren't supposed to tell them they're all gonna die"

"My bad" you shrugged, "but then again, i could be lying" you grinned at the boys who looked as though they might wet themselves in fear and confusion any second,

"Anyway!" Eddie released your waist and twirled you around, "the exciting news does involve the Stalwart Lady Munson"

"Just tell them Eds, they're gonna piss their pants"

"We are introducing one more member to the party, in roughly nine months time" he looked at you like you'd hung the moon, his dimples on full display as he smiled at you lovingly.

There was a chorus of shouts from the couch, and you shook your head. Eddie always did have a flair for the dramatic so you really shouldn't have expected any different from him now,

"You're pregnant!" Mike yelled, "what? How the hell did that happen?"

"Dude" Lucas put his face into his hands at his friends question and shook his head, he had a seven year old sister but still had to ask ,

"They're always having sex!" Dustin clarified, "the last three times I was here they were doing it"

"Last four" you corrected, "we just ignored you and locked the door"

"You know Gentlemen I thought you'd be happier to hear this news" Eddie said scrutinising the boys on the couch, "Wheeler your sister was like the first person to find out and she was thrilled. Harrington too"

"What? Steve knew? He didn't say anything!" Dustin objected, "that's so uncool"

"Yeah well we told him to keep his mouth shut until we could tell you ourselves" you supplied, "you don't have to be as excited as Eddie about the whole thing but you could at least try not to look like I just shit in your cornflakes"

"Does Erica know?" Lucas asked, then grinned broadly when you shook your head. You hadn't heard anything about the younger Sinclair recently so you couldn't say what she was up to or what she knew, "then I'm super happy for you guys!"

You didn’t mention that Max already knew about the baby having been over for her dinner that evening and seen the positive test in the trash and asked you about it. The red head was delighted for you both and offered to babysit whenever you and Eddie needed time alone.

"When is the baby being born?" Dustin asked, "so I know when to plan for"

"Why Henderson, you want a babysitting gig?" Eddie laughed, "Mommy not giving you enough allowance"

"It's a monumental event! The Prince of Hellfire!" he exclaimed ignoring Eddie's jibe, "or Princess I guess"

"Will you still be our DM?" Mike asked, "I mean I know babies take a lot of time and attention"

"Please, you heard Lady Munson. You boys aren't ready for what's coming"

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After the boys left you flopped back down onto the couch. They'd all ended up being incredibly excited about the prospect of Mini Munson all talking animatedly amongst themselves as they left about things they could do to celebrate the birth and Dustin even going so far as to suggest Steve take them to the city so they could buy you a gift,

"Well I think that went about as well as expected" you sighed as you leaned into Eddie, "although I think they're gonna be a little bummed they didn't get to play dnd"

"They'll get over it, besides they're coming back next Saturday when you're at the mall again for your Girls Day Out"

"Are you still mad about Nancy finding out I was pregnant before you? Baby I was puking my guts up in a mall bathroom. She has two younger siblings, she took an educated guess"

"Fine, fine, but I don't want anyone else to see him before me on the day" Eddie pouted, squeezing your middle tightly,

"What makes you so sure it's a him?" you questioned, poking at Eddie's side, "it might be a girl"

"Either way they're a future little metalhead and nerd"

"Oh god that poor baby" you laughed and Eddie frowned at you before assaulting your sides with his fingers, tickling you till you collapsed breathless on the couch,

"I love you, Lady Munson"

"I love you too … nerd"

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[munsonsduchess]

Feels like Heaven

summary: you've been feeling a little out of it lately so a girls trip to the mall is just the cure, right? w/c: 2,043 warnings: fluff, mild angst, insecurities, mentions of pregnancy, eddie thinking he's not good enough, mentions of bullying, mentions of prejudices a/n: now usually this sort of thing isn't for me but when the request came in I just couldn't help myself. There was so much potential here!

Not beta'd or anything, any mistakes you find are just there for flavour. This is also part three in the domestic!Eddie x wife!Reader series. You can find part one here and part two here

(moodboard by me)

You’d not been feeling well for the last few days, which you chalked up to missing your last period. The pharmacy had run out of your prescription for the pill so you’d had to wait a few days in between taking your last dose and getting the new prescription filled. 

It always left you feeling a little weird and out of sorts when you came off it for any length of time and this was no different. Well, the headaches were new but Eddie had his methods for helping you deal with those. 

The two of you hadn’t slowed down any, you’d had to take extra precautions sure and you'd bought a box or two of condoms to keep you going while you waited to fill your prescription but nothing much had changed. 

Which meant that when Nancy, Robin and Steve’s new girlfriend Nicole had asked if you wanted to have a girls day at the Mall, no boys allowed, Eddie had been particularly pouty about the whole thing. He'd been looking after you while you'd been feeling out of sorts and he wasn't keen on your going to the mall when you still weren't feeling the best,

"Baby I'll be fine, it's just the hormone thing from the pill. If I feel worse than I do right now I'll find a phone and call right away ok?"

"Yeah fine ok" Eddie groaned, "I still don't like this" 

You sighed and kissed him softly. You knew he was looking out for you, he hated when you were unwell, even when you had the sniffles he was always making you soup and checking your temperature to make sure it wasn't a fever or anything worse. So you understood his hesitation at you spending the day in the mall,

"Love you Eds" 

"Love you too baby" 

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The mall wasn't as busy as you'd thought it would be so it wasn't as bad walking around with the girls and Steve's girlfriend Nicole was really nice. You'd known of her when you were in high school, you ran in different circles of course but she'd taken the pictures for the yearbook and had snapped a really cute one of you and Eddie you'd actually bought from the school and kept in your purse as a memento. 

The four of you were sitting in the food court, Nancy was teasing Nicole about Steve's six kid confession he'd made to her,

"I hope you're ready for it" she laughed, "he already has his eyes on a Winnebago"

"Harrington Family Road Trip!" Robin laughed, "with Mama Steve and the six nuggets" 

You laughed along. Steve made no secret of wanting kids and as much as he complained about being the babysitter all the time there was no one who loved kids more than Steve Harrington, which admittedly was a shocking twist of events from the man you had assumed him to be, 

"What about you and Eddie?" Nancy asked, "you guys have been married for three years now, any sign of kids on the horizon?" 

You were about to answer her and laugh off the statement, you and Eddie were definitely not ready for kids yet. You were still kids yourselves! The all consuming wave of nausea that took over your body however and had you rushing for the bathrooms stopped the words before they could come out. 

You shoved the door to the cubicle open and immediately bent over the toilet bowl and began spewing your guts, you felt someone take your hair and hold it behind you slipping a scrunchie into the makeshift ponytail. You figured it was either Nancy or Nicole since you could hear Robin freaking out in the background about your sudden and violent upchuck.

When you finally felt as though you might be able to lift your head without another wave of vomit you lay your head against the cool wall of the bathroom stall and groaned, 

"Sorry. Guess I wasn't feeling better after all" 

"You said you were feeling weird for a while right?" Nancy asked, "that you'd been waiting to refill your prescription and that's when this started?" 

"Yeah, hormones all out of whack" you nodded in agreement, although the look in Nancy's eyes told you she thought differently, "Wheeler I don't like that look" 

The other two girls looked from Nancy to you and back again. Robin furrowed her brow in confusion but Nicole seemed to pick something up,

"Nicole can you go to the pharmacy on the ground floor? Take my purse" 

"That's ok. I got it" she left the bathroom and Robin watched her go in a state of confusion,

"Um is anyone gonna tell me what's going on here?" 

"Wheeler thinks I'm pregnant" you supplied, "I can't be, we used condoms the whole time. We were careful!" 

Nancy hummed and bit the inside of her cheek, she knew the statistics behind condoms and she also knew how much Eddie and you liked to be together. She bit her tongue until Nicole returned with the little paper bag from the pharmacy in hand, 

"Only one way to find out" 

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"Well … fuck" you were looking at the little piece of plastic in your hands and the two pink lines that had come up on the strip, "this is … fuck" 

"You don't have to make any decisions right now" Nancy said quickly, "you should talk to Eddie and decide what you guys want to do" 

"This is crazy" Robin breathed, "you're like making a person in there!" 

"Why don't we give you a ride home?" Nicole offered, "I'm sure you've got a lot to talk about" 

"That's an understatement" 

The ride home was quiet. You didn't say much and neither did the other girls, you were trying to figure out what to tell Eddie and wondering how he'd take the news. Robin had called Steve and asked if he'd meet them at Eddie's just in case. Nancy had offered to let you stay with her if things went badly and so Steve would take Robin and Nicole home. 

As you pulled into the trailer park your heart twisted in your chest and you were certain you were going to puke again. This was insane. You were only 21, it was too soon! 

"Do you want us to come in with you?" Nancy asked, "Or do you want us to wait outside?" 

"Outside. For now" you said, "I need to tell him by myself" 

The girls nodded and watched as you got out of the car. You gripped the little plastic test in your hand tightly and steeled yourself for whatever would  come next. 

Opening the door to the trailer you were met with the familiar smell of cigarette smoke, weed and the musky aftershave Eddie sprayed to mask the smell, something usually so comforting but now made your stomach lurch. What if this was the last time you smelt this? The last time you stepped into your trailer? Your home.

Steve was already inside and when he saw you he smiled and got up from his spot on the couch to greet you but one look at his face told him that was a bad idea right now,

"I'm just gonna say hey to the girls, I'll be right back" he left the trailer without saying another word leaving you alone with Eddie,

"You're home early. What happened?" he got up and made his way over to you, "baby what's wrong, talk to me please" 

You couldn't find the words so you just uncurled your fist and held out the pregnancy test to him. Eddie wasn't sure what was going on but he took the little plastic test and brought it to the light for examination,

"Baby what's - " he cut himself off realising what you'd just handed him, "wait, wait, wait, wait, wait"

You could already feel the tears welling up in the back of your eyes and you did your best to try and blink them away. You weren't going to cry. You'd told yourself you wouldn't, 

"Are you telling me what I think you're telling me?" Eddie asked softly, a hand reaching out for your own, "baby are you - are we - shit" 

"I'm pregnant" the words came out as nothing more than a whisper but Eddie heard them loud and clear,

"Pregnant? How? We, we, used condoms, we were careful!" 

"Not careful enough I guess" the tears were free flowing now, you couldn't stop them if you tried. Eddie of course noticed and brought his free hand up to wipe them away with the pad of his thumb,

"I’m sorry baby. I'm so sorry. This is my fault" Eddie looked at you and you saw fear in his eyes, fear he wouldn't be good enough, fear he'd ruined your life forever. 

You unclasped your hand from his and threw both your arms around him in a bone crushing hug. You loved this man with your whole being and there was no way you were going to let him take the whole blame for this,

"It's not your fault Eddie, it's no one's fault" 

"But - "

"You listen to me Edward Munson and you listen good. Did I want to bring a kid into the world in a town full of small minded hicks and bigots? Where people will judge you the second they see you, make snap judgements and keep their small minded opinions their whole lives? Sure. Maybe I wanted us to move away somewhere where people were nice, where no one knew us and we could raise a kid, somewhere with a house and a garden and a stupid white picket fence but if you think for one second that I will not be the proudest woman in the world to let everyone in this judgemental ass town know that I'm carrying your baby then think again" 

"But the kid is going to have to go through its whole life being the kid of the town freak. You could do so much better" 

"There is no one better," you stated with authority, "you're the kindest, sweetest, gentlest man I've ever known and this kid is lucky to have you. You're going to be an amazing dad" 

“Baby you know what people in this town are like. What kids are like” Eddie argued,

“Well then our kid is gonna have a strong right hook. Maybe Harrington will give us that bat for the big birthday” you joked making Eddie laugh, you noticed the tears on his own face but the fear in his eyes had gone. Replaced with something better, with love.

"Harrington is gonna wonder what's going on" Eddie laughed, "we should probably tell him it's safe to come back in" 

"The girls too" 

"Just, five more minutes" 

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"Oh my god congratulations!" Steve was shocked to say the least but he wasn't entirely unsurprised, "I mean this was bound to happen eventually and - ow!" 

"Thanks man" Eddie laughed as Steve rubbed each part of his body that had been pinched by one of the girls, "I can't believe it, my girl's pregnant!" 

"You're going to be a great Dad" Nancy said, offering Eddie a hug which he accepted gladly, "we'll leave you guys to it, just call if you need anything" 

"Thanks Wheeler, for making me take the test" 

"What are friends for?" 

You waved your friends off, Eddie stood behind you with his arms wrapped protectively around your stomach. The pair of you watched as Steve and the girls drove out of the trailer park before heading back inside. 

Eddie's face was one of pure joy. He never thought he'd be so happy. He made himself a promise in that moment, his kid was never going to learn how to hotwire a car or steal a bike even though it had a chain around it or any of the other shit his old man taught him to do.

Eddie Munson was going to teach his kid how to play catch. He was going to go to little league matches and dance recitals and school plays. He was going to be there for his kid.

He was going to change the Munson name in Hawkins, Indiana.

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Summer Lovin'

summary: a day at the pool turns into something more for you and eddie w/c: 2,401 warnings: mentions of scars, mentions of injury, mentions of pregnancy, mentions of body dysmorphia, fingering, p in v sex, unprotected sex (don't be a dummy ok), creampie, breeding kink, belly bulge and i think that's it a/n: so i was gonna wait and post this tomorrow but then my lizard brain went "no! we require validation" so here we are, as always if you like this then please comment or reblog or just pop into my inbox to say hey (requests are technically open i just work slow) the title of this is of course paying homage to the late great Olivia Newton John.

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(moodboard by me)

Summer had come to Hawkins, hot and humid and heavy. It had crept in slowly and before anyone had a chance to fully prepare. People on the radio talked about global warming and a 'hole' in the 'ozone layer' which apparently meant warmer summers and colder winters which really you couldn't see why that would be a bad thing. 

You did however eat your words when on the fourth of july it was 100 degrees in the shade and no amount of plug in fans or window ac units helped to cool down the house. You and Eddie had taken to sleeping with just a sheet on the bed and pulling Rose's crib into your bedroom instead of her nursery for fear the baby might overheat in the night without either of you realising. 

The public pool was of course a hive of activity each day. Steve had taken a part time job as a lifeguard since he was extremely qualified in both looking after children and water-based activities. He still worked at the video store but was apparently also looking into trade college to get a teaching diploma,

"Coach is retiring after the christmas semester and I dunno I think it would be cool to go back?" he'd said one afternoon while you watched Eddie, Rose and the kids play in the shallow end of the pool,

"Only  you Steve Harrington would want to go back to high school" you'd laughed, "but I suppose if anyone is qualified to take over the athletic department it would be their former King" 

"Oh come on not you too" Steve groaned, "I get enough of the King Steve crap from Munson" 

You'd just laughed and walked off to start buying snacks for when the kids and their big kid leader would tire of the water. Or Rose would need to go down for a nap. 

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Summer had never really been your favourite time of year, you were much more into fall. Halloween, pumpkins, hot chocolate by the window and watching the rain pelt down onto the tarmac. These last two summers however had changed your mind, especially after the Spring Break Vecna "Welcome to the creepy supernatural shit you didn't know existed" Incident. 

You and Eddie had more or less holes yourselves away from everyone else after he'd been released from the hospital and his name had been cleared. You'd both figured now that things were 'getting back to normal' neither of you would be welcome amongst the group at large. 

You'd been mistaken. It had started with phone calls you'd ignored, eventually taking the phone off the hook and leaving it that way. There could be nothing good from answering, it was likely just a small minded hick on the other end of the phone who wanted to tell Eddie that no matter what the official story was they knew better. 

Then Dustin Henderson and Robin Buckley had invaded the trailer and brought you both kicking and screaming into the sunlight and refused to let go. Nancy had helped Eddie study so he would pass his finals and graduate. Steve had driven everyone to graduation day and you'd cheered loudly as Eddie walked the stage in his green gown and cap. 

They'd all been there for you when you found out that summer that you were pregnant with Rose and you still remembered the younger teens crowding into your house to see their new sister, Henderson especially refused to call Rose anything else but his little sister. 

You were a strange family but one you were immensely glad of, especially for Eddie's sake. It had just been him and Wayne since Eddie was ten and his old man went away and as much as you and your parents tried to help out you knew the toll it took on Eddie, especially in those early years.

You smiled fondly as your grown husband played with a group of sixteen year olds, all of them careful of the baby and of Max who while more or less fully recovered still suffered with aches and pains associated with breaking both arms and legs. She had to wear special glasses now as well to correct her eyesight but she never once complained instead insisting that they just made her look cooler,

"Hey babe I think Rose is getting a little fussy" Eddie called from the edge of the pool, "I think she might need a nap" 

Sure enough you could see the tell tale signs on your little daughters face. She was still only a year old so this much excitement was almost too much for her. Truthfully you'd thought that once Rose passed the year mark you and Eddie would have more time for each other but that hadn't really happened so you were holding out for another while,

"If you guys want I can take her" Steve offered immediately, "Tina will be here in like five for her shift and I'm sure the gremlins can find their own way home" 

"Steve I couldn't ask that of you" you tried to decline the offer, surely Steve wanted to stay and hang out with the kids. To play in the pool as well? 

"You don't have to, that's what family is for. I can drop her off again later or if you guys are cool I'll keep her until the barbecue" 

It was apparently fourth of july tradition for Steve to use his big empty Mega Mansion on the rich side of town to host a family barbecue in the afternoons and watch the fireworks in the evening. According to Robin they'd all just usually hang out at Steve's all day seeing as he had a pool of his own but since he'd had work everyone came to the public pool instead. 

"That would be amazing Harrington, real life saver" Eddie appeared by your side, soaked to the skin with droplets of water clinging to his hair, "I'll grab her diaper bag and we'll see you later" 

The whole thing happened almost in a blur. Eddie handed Steve the diaper bag and the baby, took the car seat out of his Impala and put it into Steve's BMW, there may have been some talk of Steve getting his own car seat or maybe you imagined that, but then they were off. The kids complained about their ride leaving but Robin effectively shut them down and commanded their attention for a swimming competition.

Which left it as just you and Eddie. Alone. WIthout any responsibilities. With a free house until later that evening. 

Neither of you needed to speak.

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Eddie almost didn't make it the entire drive home. It was only a few blocks but he almost came in his shorts just from the idea of getting to be alone with you. Sure you'd been able to mess around a little in between Rose's schedule, work, life in general but this was the first time you'd both have the whole afternoon free to do whatever you wanted. 

Eddie crowded you up against the door as soon as it shut behind you both. Hands gripping your waist and pulling you flush against him as he crushed his lips on yours. The kiss was rushed for sure but Eddie was just making up for lost time,

"God baby. Can't get enough of you" 

"Just fuck me Eds. I can't wait much longer" 

You were equally as wrecked sounding as Eddie felt, you wanted this so badly it was almost hard to breathe. Eddie slipped one of his thighs between yours, kicking your legs open wider and grinding his hips against your own,

"Fuck, gonna cum in my pants"

"I can think of better places to cum than that" you teased nipping on his bottom lip, "take me to bed" 

Not one to waste time, Eddie scooped you up into his arms and hoisted you over his shoulder, taking the stairs two at a time before kicking open your bedroom door and throwing you onto the bed. All at once he was on top of you, the hair that had fallen out of the messy bun he'd put it in before tickling your skin.

Eddie moved quick, undoing the straps of your bikini top before kissing his way across your chest. His mouth and hands massaging your breasts, tongue flicking out across hardened nippes, teeth grazing soft flesh before biting down hard. You were going to have marks for days after this and a part of you was giddy to show them off. Take that Brenda Cummings at Mommy and Me. 

Eddie kissed along the soft expanse of your stomach, it was something you'd been self-conscious about after Rose. You didn't look like you did before, you had stretch marks now, parts of you were rounder than they had been but Eddie had been quick to let you know just how much he loved you still no matter what. 

After all it would be pretty hypocritical of him to find fault with your physical appearance after you'd kissed every one of his scars and told him how beautiful he was. How strong he was for protecting Dustin and buying Steve and the others time. 

Eddie hooked his thumbs into the waistband of your shorts and bikini bottoms, looking up at you to make sure this was still ok that you still wanted to go through with this. You nodded fervently, if he stopped now you might actually cry because you were so worked up. 

"I'm not gonna last long" he told you, "god baby you're so perfect, just fucking perfect for me" 

"Love you Eds" you gasped feeling two fingers breach your entrance, you'd been wet almost from the moment you sat in the car on the drive home, so worked up thinking about this moment. Eddie curled his fingers as he reached that spot inside that made you see stars. He wasn't messing around right now.

"Wanna kiss your perfect pussy so much but I gotta be inside you" 

"Please Eddie" you whined, "need you inside me now" 

Eddie nodded quickly, hair flying around him and making him look like a bobble head on someone's dashboard. He was quick to remove himself from his own shorts letting his cock spring free, it made an obscenely wet noise as it slapped against his stomach and you couldn't wait to blow him later and feel the heaviness of it against your tongue. For right now you needed him to fuck you senseless and then you could both take your time later. 

Eddie lined himself up with your entrance and pushed in, the burn was always delicious whenever he did so and you'd missed the sensation of being split open like this. Feeling as though your entire body was on fire as his cock slid home inch by perfect inch. When your hips were finally flush against one and other, Eddie leant down for a sloppy kiss before he started moving. 

He set a brutal pace from the beginning, neither of you wanting to draw this out for longer than you had to. Eddie kissed and nipped at your throat, your chest, anywhere. His fingers were digging into your hips and you knew that was going to leave bruises as well. 

You felt every inch of him as he pulled out almost all the way before slamming back in. Your hips slapping against one and other and the sound of laboured breathing filling the empty spaces in the room, 

"Fuck Eddie, feels so good" 

"Feel like fucking heaven baby, perfect pussy always taking me so well" 

He angled his hips and found that spot he'd brushed earlier with his fingers making you moan loudly and dig your nails into his shoulders, dragging them across his back, 

"Do that again" and so he did, again, and again, and again. Eddie's hand pressed down over the outline of his cock in your stomach and you moaned again, you were so close to the edge, so close to giving in. 

Eddie only had to take one look at you  to know how close you were. His skilled guitarist fingers coming to rub fast circles on your clit, whispering filthy words into your ear until you came with a cry of his name and he could feel you clenching down around him. 

You hardly registered Eddie fucking you through your orgasm as you came back down again, it was only when you felt his warm release inside of you that you became aware of your body again. You could feel Eddie's hot breath against your neck and you smiled before pressing a kiss against his shoulder,

"That was incredible love, you did such a good job" 

Eddie preened at the praise. He loved to hear that he'd made you feel good, that you'd enjoyed yourself, that was all that mattered to him at the end of the day. Being able to cum himself was a secondary thought. 

You lay there for a while until it began to get uncomfortable and Eddie pulled out, causing you to make a noise somewhere between a moan and a hiss. You could feel yourself spilling onto the bed and knew you'd have to change these sheets, Eddie however had other plans as he scooped up your collective release with two fingers and pushed it back into your spasamsing pussy,

"Keep it in there for me sweetheart, keep it safe, gonna fill you up so many times. Put another baby in you" he whispered and your pussy clenched around nothing, 

"Eddieee" you whined, far too sensitive and blissed out right now to even attempt what he was suggesting, even if the idea of him filling you up again and again was making your skin tingle. 

You were vaguely aware of him leaving the bedroom and coming back with a washcloth to clean up anything that had already spilled out, throwing the cloth into the corner of the room with the rest of the laundry when he was done. 

Eddie manoeuvred you both so that he could lay behind you and wrap you in his arms. Your face buried in his chest as he kissed the top of your head, 

"Get some rest babe, we've only just gotten started" 

You had a thought just before you drifted off to sleep, that you might end up being late for Steve's barbecue. 

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Merry Christmas Everyone

summary: it's christmas 1988 in hawkins and you and eddie have the best family around w/c: 2,196 warnings: nothing but a little fluff a/n: i just really love the idea of found family and of eddie being adopted into the 'family' at large and everyone just being there for one and other (also yeah I went to see violent night and David Harbour as Santa well. I have thoughts)

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(moodboard by me)

It's the coldest day of the year so far when Wayne calls up and asks if you and Rose will help him with this Christmas shopping. His shifts at the plant have been erratic as of late and he hasn't really had the time to get out much and he could really use your help. Of course you agreed instantly and so, bundling Rose up in her little snowsuit that made her look more like a starfish than a one and a half year old you waited for Wayne to come by in his truck. 

The mall was as busy as you'd ever seen it when you arrived, Wayne almost looked like he was having second thoughts but you'd quickly talked him into getting out of the truck, 

"We'll make it super quick and then you can come back to the house for coffee. Eddie'll be home by then and I know Miss Rosie would love to spend some time with her grandpa" 

Rose cooed happily as you handed her off to Wayne, you knew he had a soft spot for your daughter and especially so when you called him her grandpa,

"Well if it's for Rose" he grinned down at the little girl who scrunched her nose up and continued to spit bubbles, "alright, I survived Vietnam so how bad can it be really?" 

You didn't need to answer as the second you both entered the double doors you were hit with an onslaught of bodies and excessive corporate cheer. Nevertheless you moved with as much purpose as you could hitting up all the stores you thought Wayne might want to get gifts from, you didn't want to be there longer than necessary when it was so busy.

Along the way you'd spotted the Mall Santa and the line of kids waiting to see him. Rose had really only been six months old last christmas and you hadn't even thought of bringing her to see Santa when she was so little but this year could be different. 

You ran the idea past Wayne since it had been his idea to come shopping, if he didn't want to stay for too long today then you could come another time, or wait another year until Rose was two. She wouldn't really know the difference after all, even if it would be something to hold onto when she was older. Her first visit to Santa with Mommy and Grandpa Wayne,

"I think it's a good idea. I don't mind waiting much and I figure I've got everything I need now anyhow" Wayne had said, he held up his few little bags with a smile, "I reckon we've got time" 

"You hear that Rose? You're gonna meet Santa!" Rose responded with about as much enthusiasm as you expected from a one and a half year old which, well it was better than nothing.

You and Wayne spent your time in the queue chatting and catching up, it was hard for him to be around all the time and he was considering retiring soon. Your parents had come home for the holidays and had been talking to him about how much they enjoyed their retirement and it wasn't like he was getting any younger, in his own words, so retirement might not be the worst thing out there. 

When it was finally your turn you'd taken Rose's snowsuit off and handed it to Wayne while you took Rose to sit on Santa's lap, you had no idea who'd been volunteered to do it this year but Rose took one look at the man and began screaming her little head off, red in the face, bawling, she did not want to go anywhere near santa. All you could do is apologise, grab her snowsuit and leave. 

Oddly enough once you were back outside in the truck the tears and the screaming stopped and Rose settled herself into the carseat before promptly falling asleep,

"Now what do you think that was all about?" you asked Wayne when you'd gotten back on the road, 

"Beats me" he'd shrugged, "alls i know is she did not like that fella one bit" 

You took Rose home and let her nap a little while longer until Eddie came home and you relayed the story to him,

"Maybe she was scared? Of like his beard or something?" he'd said, "or there were too many people?" 

"Yeah maybe" 

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Later that evening everyone had convened around at Steve's place for a little Christmas Party, since his folks had split up and neither one of them wanted the house in Hawkins, it had just gone to Steve who now mostly just kept the house as somewhere for friends and family. There was rarely a day the house was empty. The kids were usually over after school or on the weekends badgering Steve to take them somewhere, with Hellfire banned from the high school after spring break from hell Steve's place had become the go to spot for game nights now as well. Eddie didn't DM as much but he was more than happy to let Will be in charge and had sort of taken the younger Byers under his wing in terms of DMing. In a lot of ways being together with everyone felt a lot like belonging, something both you and Eddie had wanted so desperately in your younger years.

You were talking with Steve about what had happened while Eddie chased Dustin and Mike around the house yelling at them about something 'sacrilegious' and Steve screwed his face up in thought,

"I know Hop did Santa a few years ago in the community centre for the kids, you should ask him if he's ever had anything like that happen" he said, "maybe he could tell you what happened" 

"That's not a bad idea. I spoke to my mom about it on the phone earlier and she said Rose was maybe just making strange, babies do it and it's completely random" 

"Yeah maybe - HEY! What did I say about breaking shit?" Steve left your conversation as your overly excitable labrador of a husband and the teens he had been chasing around the house almost caused some of Steve's carefully hung pictures to fall from their spot on the wall. So you instead sought ought the other girls who had hidden away in the kitchen, Nancy had seemingly set up a little manicure station and had already done Max and Erica and was now patiently wiping her brush on the bottle while she painted El's nails a deep blue,

"If I'd known the real party was in here I would have ditched the zoo sooner" you laughed, Robin handed you a beer from the fridge and you thanked her, "remind me again who the actual teenagers are?" 

"I don't think Eddie counts, he's more like an overly excitable puppy" Robin said, "he kind of looks like a cocker spaniel don't you think?" 

"It's the hair" you agreed, "he only lets me cut his bangs for him when he literally starts pinning them up so he can see anything" 

"Oh hey Nance when you have a second let me pick your brain, you've got a kid sister and Rose was not happy at the mall today so I wonder if Holly did anything like that when she was a baby" 

You spent the rest of the evening chatting with the girls and eventually letting Max practise painting your nails, she was still getting used to anything that required fine motor skills but her physical therapist said she was making great progress. Nancy told you that no Holly had been overjoyed to see Santa in the mall when she was a baby, still is to this day although she only has a few more years of believing in Santa really. 

After the party wrapped up you and Nancy split the kids up between your cars to ferry off home. Wishing all the parents Merry Christmas when they came out to see who had taken their child home, it wouldn't be long now until some of them started getting their learners permit and that was a terrifying thought really, especially since Eddie had promised to teach Dustin how to drive. Dustin behind the wheel of a car was a mildly terrifying thought for some reason. 

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A couple days after the party at Steve's you'd been talking to your mom again and she'd suggested talking to Joyce and Hopper about his stint as Santa in the community centre, according to Joyce the kids had just loved him especially since Steve had been there as his helper elf something you did not know about but fully intended to use to tease the crap out of Steve. 

"Why don't you and Rose and Eddie come over on Christmas Eve? We'll invite everyone around and have a little get together before the big day" Joyce had said, "with Nancy and Jon going back to college after the holidays it'll be nice to have everyone together you know?" 

"That sounds great Joyce we'd love to come"

It still caught you even after two years how welcoming everyone had been of you and Eddie, how they'd folded you both into the family and made you feel loved and accepted. Something neither of you had ever felt from Hawkins at large, your little group of weirdos in school, your parents and Eddie's Uncle Wayne were the only ones who ever really accepted you both and now to be part of something so wonderful like this made you stop sometimes and think about just how lucky you both were. 

Which is where you found yourself on Christmas Eve, sitting on the couch in Joyce's while she and your Mom fussed over Rose and your Dad talked to Eddie about his tattooing, he'd come a long way and they were letting him tattoo people now, to the point that he was getting repeat customers and you were both making more than enough money to support yourselves and Rose without needing to dip into your government hush money except for emergencies. 

You were so wrapped up in the domesticity of it all that you didn't notice both Hopper and Steve were missing until Joyce called out to everyone that it was 'time' and to gather around the armchair in the den. You and Eddie had exchanged confused looks but followed the crowd, only to see Hopper dressed as Santa sat in the armchair and a mildly embarrassed Steve stood next to him a rendition of an elf outfit complete with little bells, 

"We thought we'd bring Santa to you" your mom explained at your confused look, "when you told me about Rose being scared in the mall and Joyce reminded me that Jim had been Santa once for the kiddos we thought we'd do it this way" 

"Mom? What?" you were so blown away, they'd all come together to do this for you. For no other reason than kindness, 

"So where is the little lady?" Hop, Santa, asked in a lower register of voice. Joyce handed you back Rose and pushed you and Eddie forward, "ah there she is" 

You didn't know what to do but Rose, apparently recognising Hopper, made little grabby hands at him and you set her down on his lap, she didn't cry or scream or make a fuss at all just giggled whenever Steve moved closer and his outfit jingled. 

Hop went through the whole charade, asking her if she'd been good this year, did she listen to Mommy and Daddy, what did she want for Christmas. Never once did anyone speak up or make a comment about how strange it was that all this was happening in the den of the Byers Hopper house and not somewhere else. 

When Santa had apparently gotten the answers he wanted he told his 'elf' to bring both you and Eddie in so you could get your photograph taken. Sure enough there was Jonathan with his camera and a little toy to grab Rose's attention. Once all was said and done and you'd taken Rose back, Jonathan went off to develop the pictures in his dark room and Steve seemed to sag with relief, 

"I only did this because Wayne said you were bummed that Rose didn't like the Santa at the mall, not a word about this outfit ever" 

Eddie was just as stunned as you were apparently because he just nodded mutely and Steve walked off to get changed again. Even Hop seemed to be done with the whole thing and grumbled his way off into the kitchen about the things he gets talked into for family. 

You couldn't quite believe this was really happening. It seemed that Joyce had picked up on everything and came over with a smile pulling both you and Eddie into a hug,

"Merry Christmas kids" 

You and Eddie smiled at each other. You'd really struck gold here, this was without a doubt the best Christmas either of you had ever experienced and you were both so glad to be raising your daughter in such a loving family. 

It really was a Merry Christmas. 

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[munsonsduchess]

Calling all Monsters

summary: steve needs a favour and eddie has just the car to pull it off w/c: 2,487 warnings: mentions of drugs, swearing, mentions of underage drinking a/n: there was no way i was forgetting these two when it came to halloween, i had initially planned something else out but then this wonderful fic got published and i couldn't not tie everything in, you should 110% read that fic it’s amazing and @pillow-titties is incredible

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(moodboard by me)

You'd been having what could quite honestly be described as a morning from hell. Eddie had gone to work early that morning which was fine, he worked some Saturday's now they'd let him do more as a tattoo apprentice than clean up the other guys stations or go for coffee. 

No the morning from hell was all thanks to one Rosemary Munson who had apparently taken such offense to her breakfast that it had ended up on the walls, the floor, the counter tops, really anywhere oatmeal could land when thrown around by a cranky one and half year old,

"Rose you're killing me baby, please can you just try the oatmeal? I promise it isn't gonna bite you" you'd tried just about everything and were indeed very close to wondering how you were going to blackmail or bribe your daughter into eating her breakfast when the door rang.

Scooping up Rose so she didn't cause any more mayhem in your kitchen you answered the door and were incredibly relieved to find out that it wasn't someone who wanted to make another noise complaint about you and Eddie but instead Steve Harrington,

"Sorry, was this a bad time?" 

"No worse than any other, come in" you stood aside to let the younger man into the house, "just be careful, there's oatmeal everywhere" 

Steve gave you a sympathetic smile, there was probably oatmeal in your hair too come to think of it. 

"You guys are going through it huh?" Steve asked, 

"We've been in our feelings all morning and those feelings revolve explicitly around oatmeal, which I'd like to point out we had no problems with yesterday" you sighed, "but how can we help you Steve. I'm sure you're not here to listen to my woes"

You gestured Steve into the living room which was significantly cleaner than the kitchen, less chance of anything falling on him or getting stuck in that otherwise perfect hair,

"Uh yeah I was gonna ask Eddie a favour" Steve started, "is he here?" 

"Nope he's at work today. They're actually letting him tattoo some oranges these days" you laughed, "but I'm sure he'll say yes to whatever it is" 

"Yeah but if you guys have your hands full with Rose it's fine" 

"It'll be fine, either Eddie can do whatever it is by himself or i'll ask Joyce if she can babysit, I'd ask my mom but she and my dad are in … Palo Alto I think. My dad got one of those RVs when he retired and they've been touring the country loving life" 

"Well actually that kinda ties into what I was gonna ask. Apparently there's some Halloween party the kids got invited to and they need a ride. Joyce is working, Nancy's mom is taking Holly trick or treating and Hop's on duty. Joyce said she could pick them up and they're all gonna stay in that new place they got downtown but yeah"

"Don't they usually ask you for rides?" you asked, there was hardly an event that took place where the gaggle of teens didn't ask or rather just assume Steve would be their ride,

"Yeah but uh I've got plans with Nicole" Steve explained, his ears going pink as he rubbed the back of his neck,

"Aw Stevie, do you feel embarrassed about your Halloween plans?" you teased, "are you doing something naughty?" 

"It's not like that!" Steve jumped to explain himself, "we were just gonna watch a movie" 

"I'm pretty sure Eddie and I were 'just gonna watch a movie' and then nine months later - "you bounced Rose on your lap for good measure.

Steve was pink from head to toe as he stammered out a response but you finally took pity on the poor boy, "I'm joking Steve, of course we'll drive the rugrats around" 

"Really? You guys didn't have plans?" 

"Well if nobody can babysit then nah we don't have any plans. We'll take them to the party, but a couple of them are gonna have to squeeze in, the Impala isn't big enough for eight exactly so Wheeler can just sit in the trunk" 

It wasn't as though you had anything against Mike Wheeler exactly but there was something about the boy that just rubbed you the wrong way. He was a snarky little asshole but then so was Max and you adored her. 

"I'm sure he'll be fine" Steve and Mike had their own rift, mostly because Steve had dated Nancy back in the day when all this Upside Down Nonsense had first started, "do you need any help when I'm here? It's fall break so I've got time" 

"Are you offering because you feel guilty for coming by mid tantrum?" you grinned, "because as you can see Miss Rose has very much stopped once you arrived" 

"You're here alone and oatmeal is a bitch to get out of anything once it dries" Steve said, his ears going pink again at your teasing, 

"Well if that's the case, why don't you take Rose to the bath and I'll clean up the kitchen. If you do a good job I'll even let you have a brownie to take home. I made them yesterday" 

"Uh thanks? I didn't know you baked" Steve furrowed his brow, you'd never been the domestic type so this was surprising,

"They're fun brownies Steve. Who do you think you're talking to?" 

"Yeah that makes more sense. Thought I was in the twilight zone for a second"

"You're hilarious. Now go wash my daughter, she's gross and I need five minutes of alone time" 

»»————-　♔　————-««

When Eddie came home that evening you recounted Steve's visit and how you'd agreed to take the kids to the halloween party,

"They can all just squash together in the backseat or I can shove Mike into the trunk" 

"What about Halloween in Indy? I thought we were gonna go?" 

"Unless you wanna bring Rose or try and find a babysitter in this town it's not happening babe" 

"But I thought you were asking Joyce?" 

"She's working, I mean we could ask Wayne but would he be able to get the night off at this short notice?" 

"Nah probably not" Eddie sighed, "oh well, it looks like we're the responsible people"

"God did you ever think it would be us?" you laughed, "married with a baby and being asked to be the responsible adults on Halloween?" 

"Never. I mean how responsible are we really?" Eddie laughed leaning in to blow a raspberry on Rose's cheek, "I mean we've got our happy little accident right here" 

"Eddie! You can't call her an accident!" you swatted his arm, "you'll give her a complex!" 

"Awh but she's my favourite little accident!" Eddie cooed, lifting a giggling Rose from your arms, "aren't cha sweetie?" 

"Edward Munson, what did I literally just say?" 

Eddie just laughed and bounced Rose around the kitchen singing something nonsensical to her. You sighed, what were you gonna do with this man?

»»————-　♔　————-««

In preparation for being the designated responsible adults for the evening you'd gone by Melvad's to see Joyce about taking the kids home again and to get a little costume for Rose,

"If you can't get away Eddie and Me are more than happy to pick them back up" you'd said as she rang you through, and used her employee discount for your items no matter how many times you told her she shouldn't,

"Don't worry honey, I finish up here around nine so I'll be fine to pick them up. Will and El won't stop talking about the party, they're so excited" 

"That's so sweet. I mean I know they're sixteen and all but it's kind of adorable that they're this excited for a high school party" 

"I used to be so worried about Will, that he would have a hard time at school but I'm so glad he has such good friends you know?" 

You nodded. You knew Eddie had all but taken Will under his wing when the Hopper Byers family had returned to Hawkins after Vecna and the earthquake. The young boy had orchestrated an entire D&D game to keep Eddie occupied in the hospital while he was recovering and you knew for sure Eddie saw himself in the younger Byers.

You bid goodbye to Joyce and promised to call by the house with Rose another day so she could see how her granddaughter was growing. Joyce had unofficially adopted Eddie when she'd returned to town and met him for the first time and Wayne seemed more than happy with the arrangement. 

»»————-　♔　————-««

The night of the party you had dressed Rose up in the little pumpkin costume you'd gotten for her, you'd been expecting another fit like the oatmeal but surprisingly she was more than excited to wear her costume. Probably helped by how much Eddie had hyped her up for wearing it the days prior. 

While you and Eddie weren't going to the Halloween event in the city you'd been planning you still wore your costumes albeit slightly modified. Eddie had still donned the puffy sleeved shirt and plastic fangs and you'd still worn yours but had decided to forego the wig that you'd bought and just wear your own hair down and your longest black dress. 

Max was first to be picked up since she and her Mom had moved out of the trailer park shortly after you and Eddie had and into another of the empty houses left abandoned by people who'd given up on Hawkins once and for all.

She slid into the front seat next to you and Rose and made a fuss over the baby in her pumpkin costume,

"You guys make really cool vampires" she'd said, "Sorry you're missing your grown up halloween or whatever because Steve wants to bang his girlfriend" 

"Well he does most of the running around after you little shits so he's allowed to want a night off to bang his girlfriend" you'd replied easily, "moms need time off too" 

The boys had decided on a group costume but El and Max weren't participating and were doing something of their own which you expected would make more sense when you picked El up. 

After Max you picked up Dustin who complained loudly about how Max got to sit in the front and next to Rose,

"It's because I'm the favourite Dusty Bun" Max shot back, "too bad, sucks to be you"

"Hey! That's not fair! I'm Eddie's favourite right?" Dustin looked at Eddie who opened his mouth but shut it again with an audible click, "betrayal! I can't believe this! I better still be Steve's favorite!"

"Oh that's a given" you laughed, "you're always gonna be his favourite child" 

Dustin seemed placated by this and settled back in his seat, for all of five minutes before he began to complain about the music and wanting to see his sister better. 

After picking up Dustin you swung by Lucas' and the group costume slowly came together. Of course these little nerds would choose Star Wars, you didn't even know why you were surprised. 

After Lucas it was Mike who was as snarky as ever and wouldn't stop complaining about Steve bailing on them which you shut down very quickly. Using the same argument you'd used with Max that Steve was entitled to one night off from being the personal chauffeur to a group of nerdy teenagers.

You finally swung by the Byers' place last. Jonathan waved from the front door as El and Will came running out, you figured he probably couldn't drive anywhere cause Joyce needed the car and envied his night alone just a little,

"Alright, Lucas, Mike you're gonna have to budge up to let the Wonder Twins in. Anyone complains they're sitting in the trunk!"

"Why are you giving orders? This isn't even your car!" Mike shot back,

"Careful Young Wheeler" Eddie chastised, "you might be in the throes of puberty and in thrall to your hormones but you will always address Lady Munson with respect" 

"Whatever" he pouted before making sure there was indeed enough room for El and WIll. When you turned around to get a good look at El you couldn't help but laugh, in her white blouse and blue jeans no one would know what she was supposed to be dressed as but the slash in the sleeve of her blouse and the fake blood pouring down her arm paired with the overalls Max was wearing and no doubt the infamous Michael Meyers mask she had stuffed somewhere would inform everyone what their costume was supposed to be.

You loved these kids. 

»»————-　♔　————-««

When you and Eddie reached the house the party was held in it seemed as though the festivities were in full swing and the kids were clambering over each other to get out of the car,

"Hey!" Eddie yelled out the driver's side window, "Ground rules! If you drink do not lose sight of your cup, if you can't be sure if you set your drink down then forget it that's not your drink anymore, stick together, watch out for each other and if anyone offers you anything - " 

"Just say no" the kids chorused as one, probably having it shoved down their throats at school. Thanks Nancy Reagan,

"Yeah because it's probably substandard product and you don't know where they got it from since Rick doesn't sell to teeangers anymore and Eddie doesn't sell at all" you added, "now go on, get" 

The kids didn't need telling twice and they all ran for the house, the music blaring out of the sound system someone's parents probably paid a fortune for. As you and Eddie made the drive back home you couldn't help but wonder, 

"Do you miss it?" 

"Miss what?" 

"Going to parties, being the guy with the good supply, making more money in an hour than you do in eight at the studio?" 

Eddie thought about it for a minute. It was a dangerous way to earn a living and he'd been cautioned more times than he probably should have been by Hopper, probably because the older man knew Wayne and Eddie's old man and wanted Eddie to at least have a shot at a decent life, but at the same time he was the man of the hour and that was it. Come Monday morning back at school he was Eddie "the freak" again, shoved into lockers by the basketball team, berated by the football team, scorned by cheerleaders and well everyone else by proxy,

"Nah. Why would I miss that when I've got all I want right here?" he smiled broadly, his nose scrunching up and leaving a little crease in the middle,

"Sap" you laughed reaching over to kiss him briefly before he had to turn his eyes back to the road,

"You love me" 

"You're lucky I do" 

"Don't I know it?"

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[munsonsduchess]

was your wife reader jealous of eddie flirting with chrissy?

I don’t think she would have been no. He was making Chrissy feel safe when she was obviously agitated about something, calming her down making her laugh, flirting a little to make her feel at ease.

Plus I think Eddie’s just s flirt. That’s his personality. He was flirting with Chrissy. He was flirting with Steve (look me in the eyes and tell me there was anything heterosexual about ‘for your modesty dude’ snd ‘big boy’). So I think it’s just a part of his personality.

At the end of the day Lady M is the one with the ring.

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[munsonsduchess]

The God and Goddess of Hellfire might be cringey and sappy and anything else ‘negative’ but it my baby and I love it so and that’s all that matters I think.

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[munsonsduchess]

God and Goddess of Hellfire Christmas fic dropping on Xmas day.

Here’s the moodboard.

If you guys have any requests pls send them in. I’m making 2023 my year of content so I’m gonna try and post more regularly so please anything you wanna see let me know ♥️

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[munsonsduchess]

Ur eddie is literally so cringe. Ew

Well anon. You don’t have to read it.

You can blacklist the tag or even just filter out the words for the series themselves.

(I have literally no idea which series you’re referring to but I’m gonna guess GaGoH cause that’s the one that’s a proper series since SotM has only one instalment out)

Like they used to say in ye olden days of fic: Don’t Like, Don’t Read.

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[munsonsduchess]

Kinda want to do a special god and goddess of Hellfire one off where they go to Metallica in Indianapolis in November 88 bc yeah

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[munsonsduchess]

Just a quick thing here while I work on my fantasy au but I wanted to say that in the God and Goddess of Hellfire both Eddie and Lady Munson are bi.

This is mostly bc I’m a bi woman and I tend to self project on everything and also bc personally I bc Eddie as bi.

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[munsonsduchess]

Would you ever consider writing something hurt/comfort for the god and goddess series? Like what happened to Eddie after season four?

Hi anon!

So generally that series is for found family shenanigans and loving Eddie Munson hours, but! If there was enough of a demand (literally anyone else) then yeah I’m sure I could think of something.

Thanks for the question!

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