#the i dont understand my rabbit saga continues

[aashiyancha]

I continue to not understand this weirdo. He and his partner were just munching away in their litterbox when suddenly he dashes out, runs towards me and smacks my leg then runs back and continues to eye me. Meanwhile little Blackie continues to much away completely unfazed XD

#rabbits #the i dont understand my rabbit saga continues #theyre both drama queens but little whitey likes to make sure people are watching him while he's being dramatic #heyo aashi here! #rabbit

[badfauxmance]

Hiii! First of all i want to say that I loveeee your blog, I found it 3 days ago and I’ve been reading all of your posts since... and God, was I naive about the celebrity world!!! I actually believed for a second that Ale’s and Seb’s relationship was real 🥺 Anyways, I’m still learning about how all this whole PR thing works, so I’m sorry if my question is stupid, but I was wondering why Sebastian agreed to this whole thing in the first place? I mean, he seems like such a private person1/2

2/2 that hates all these internet and media drama, so why would he gather in a relationship like this? Is it because he signed with CAA, and therefore he doesnt have a saying on this anymore and has to do as he’s told? Again, i’m sorry if I sound stupid I’m just trying to learn how these things work so I dont fall for fake shit anymore lol Sorry for such a long question!

Hi! Welcome to the blog! Okay I’m combining your two-parter Ask on here so I’ll delete the other one in the inbox just to simplify things.

Eh... it’s understandable. I mean not everyone realizes this was all fakery from the start, but hey at least now you figured it out. Most of us were just casual fans. We’d read the latest news and just move on with our lives not thinking much of it. But then... you notice something funky is going on and the next thing you know you fell down the rabbit hole like we did and you now see signs of fakery all over the place. You said it yourself, he’s not really the type who loves to get into drama and tons of attention on his relationships. This was one of the many red flags that made me and the co-writers suspect shenanigans are happening.

Actually ALL the way back in November/December I was doing a series of posts about this nonsense, but then we suddenly got an explosion of followers sending in Asks and well I never got back to it. I planned to do it, but I’m experiencing fatigue on this. But who knows maybe some of you guys might be into reading more of the Saga series I was working on. I still have posts in the Draft folder waiting for me to continue it. One of the parts was actually going to be a full explanation why Sebastian is doing this, but I’ll give you the short version here.

Basically we here at Badfauxmance (and other speculators we talk to) have puzzled this out. Our suspicion is that Sebastian did this because of a couple factors. CAA is, I think, his third agency he’s worked with. Doing this seems to us like a sign that he’s not satisfied with the roles or the projects he’s been getting with said agency. So this would point towards someone with real career ambitions.

He’s signed up with this top tier agency, which is probably his big chance at getting bigger projects down the road. He’s going to be inclined to play ball with whatever ideas they bring to him. His original agents very likely bring up the idea to be seen dating with someone. This is a classic Hollywood PR strategy. Nothing gets the public talking about you like being seen dating someone or speculated that you’re dating someone. This would get attention on him and therefore make people more aware he exists if they don’t already know him from Marvel. Let’s be realistic, Sebastian won’t be playing Bucky Barnes forever. They need to do more to get him some attention. Not to mention, CAA in particular has a reputation of their clients getting tons of gossip notice and pap walks every other week.

Sebastian isn’t a slave. He’s not being forced to do anything against his will. It’s quite possible that he didn’t handle isolation during the beginning of the pandemic well and he might have gotten desperate to DO something other than being stuck at home for hours at a time. This could have made him more easily persuaded to do this nonsense. Had he been stronger willed, he might have insisted that he should do this with someone who is a local so it’s less problematic looking traveling to other countries for pap walks. Problem is that once you sign the dotted line, you got to stick with the agreed upon rules. There’s usually penalties included if either party violates the rules in the contract. So to a certain degree, while the contract is in effect, there’s not much he can do.

We noticed back in December he did a bit of “rebellion” and he had to do stuff to make up for his digression of the narrative he had to push. It’s all ridiculous when you realize it’s fake.

Anyways, thanks for your interest! Welcome again!

#sebastian stan #we are counting down to when this contract is over #when will this trainwreck stop? #we still love you seb