#the idea of these two as unrequited besties is so fucking funny to me

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@irethsune Thank you! ♥️ I'll do Carlos & Harry later in a separate post, so I'm just gonna answer the Carlos & Chad ones below:

6. How would they react to being asked if they were dating?

Chad scoffs loudly in a way that seems at once offended and flattered. You know, the kind of expression that says, “Linda, I would never, I couldn’t even imagine” at the same time as the eyes dart aside to whisper, “unless…”

Carlos, for his part, has nearly sucked down his straw in horror. He’s choking on his slushie, feeling the burn of cherry down his throat in a way that will scar him. He will never again be able to see or taste this flavour of slushie without thinking of this moment. His eyes are dark and hollow as he raises his head to look at the one who did this to him.

It’s Doug’s cousin, Hap. He is grinning like a soulless creature, like he knows what he’s done here and he revels in it.

The utter bastard.

8. How would they react to a 3 AM phone call from the other?

Carlos has silenced all alerts from Chad’s number, so he doesn’t notice there’s a missed call until he grabs his phone to shut his alarm off in the morning. He squints at the timestamp on the missed call. But it’s Chad and he only called once, so Carlos doesn’t really care. He forgets about it until he’s sitting in the cafeteria with Mal, Jay, Evie, and a few of their AK friends. Much as he hates to admit it, he’s distracted. He keeps scanning the room for a sign of Chad, but nothing…

He excuses himself from the table a little early, claiming he forgot a textbook in the dorm. He soon finds himself in front of Charming’s door with a fist raised, about to knock. He regrets everything that has led him to this moment. Literally, when did he develop this much of a conscience? He shouldn’t feel guilty over the idea of walking away.

A good compromise, he decides, is to knock three times in sharp succession, count to ten, and run.

That doesn’t quite work out, since Chad opens the door before Carlos even reaches “four.”

Chad’s in a plush blue bathrobe with his hair a mess, dark circles under his red-veined eyes, and a tissue stuffed up each nostril. He looks sick, at first, but on closer inspection, it’s obvious he’s been crying, which can only mean one thing…

“You slept with it on again, didn’t you?”

Chad sniffles and nods, slowly fishing the pieces of his broken 3D-printed crown out from his bathrobe pockets.

Sighing, Carlos crosses his arms. “Alright… I can fix it before lunch, but it’s going to cost you double.”

11. What do they say that makes the other immediately reply, “No.”

“I’ll come with you!” to absolutely anything anywhere, including a date with Jay on Friday night.

“No,” says Carlos, planting his foot on Chad’s chest and trying to shove him back so he can shut the car door.

Jay, at least, can find some humour in the way this goldendoodle of a prince can’t seem to leave his boyfriend alone. He has the keys in the ignition and his foot hovering above the gas, but he’s fine to sit there smirking as he watches Carlos struggle to get rid of Chad, who’s now insisting on paying for dinner, which really doesn’t sound so bad to Jay…

“NO,” Carlos says again, contorting to jab a finger into Chad’s chest right above the foot he still has planted there. “Our project’s not due until Monday and like I already told you, I can do it myself! Take the free A and get the hell out of my car, Chad.”

Chad stumbles back with a pout, shoulders slumping. “It’s Jay's car,” Carlos hears him mumble as he shuts the door.

Jay must hear him, too, because he smirks when Carlos glances at him expectantly. “It is my car,” Jay teases.

“Yeah, well, if you want me in it, you better fucking drive,” Carlos mutters, sinking down in his seat to try and block out the view of Chad on the sidewalk, staring after them like an abandoned puppy. God, he’s really too much…

BROTP/Platonic Ship Asks

#irethsune #<3 #descendants #platonic!Chadlos #chad charming #carlos de vil #descendants headcanons #descendants drabbles #my headcanons #my drabbles #descendants fandom #the idea of these two as unrequited besties is so fucking funny to me #but I don't actually write about them much (at all) so I'm sorry if this is terrible lol #thank you for the ask!

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A record of my poor taste

Izuku Couple Ranking

1. TodoDeku - Narrative foils! He’ll listen to him and respects his strategy's, doesn’t just dismiss them as ramblings. Deku would give Shoto unrequited love from the GET GO like he DESERVES! Team daddy issues.

2. Bakugo/Izuku/Kiri - Look Kiri and Bakugo are end game and Kiri is just really sweet and I think he could really balance them and make the whole situation happier and healthier and I think he’d like how open Deku is with his feelings.

3. Todoroki/Deku/Bakugo - THE power couple. They’d be A LOT though.

4. Bakudeku - Enemies to friends to lovers is just a jam tbh. It has to go this way not just enemies to lovers because otherwise I feel like it would be too unhealthy. Enemies to lovers is fun because theirs mutual feelings and banter but Deku is putting too much work into this friendship and Bakugo is resisting too hard to make skipping the friendship step healthy. I feel like he’d be good at making Deku look after himself and get out of spirals. Also, to project onto a fictional character for a second, I feel like Deku gets into anxiety spirals where he is trapped in his own brain for so long thinking about a problem that his logic gets worse but he gets more and more sure that it’s the only option. And Bukugo would just come in like no Deku how the fuck did you think that was a good idea you missed the obvious good answer 10 minutes ago. He’d be a good common sense balance and Deku would soften him up. 

5. Shinso/Izuku - I feel like they both would just love and support each other so much and respect how hard they’re both trying to become heroes. They’d listen to each other. Also I love AUs where Deku remains quirkless and gets into the support course and just them being classmates and ROOMATES!!!!

6. Shoto/Uraraka/Izuku - Shoto deserves to double the cinnamon roles in his life. I feel like the three of them would cancel out any weird vibes. I think Shoto would really enjoy spoiling them and they’d be really protective of him and ready to fight his dad at any opportunity.

Ida/Uraraka/Izuku - It’s just SO soft!

7. Uraraka/Izuku - Cinnamon roles! However, women are already written so poorly in MHA that I find their whole “I talked to a boy” “I just touched a girl” five year old shit half the time more irritating than cute. Like I enjoy narrative contrast, it can be really funny and cute and grounding but to go from “I just broke all the bones in my body” to this is just too jarring for me. They’re so similar that they kind of give me sibling vibes honestly. 

Bakugo Couple Ranking

1. Him and Kirri. It’s always them. Like look at the Seamstress on tiktok and she has such amazing head-cannons about them. About Bakugo respecting Kirri’s worth and improving his self esteem like no one else could. About how Bakugo feels so comfortable and completed by Kirri in so many ways, like just Kirri doing the talking in interviews. Also they would be SO ride or die for each other. Two manly men just being icons in love. 

2.  Bakugo/Izuku/Kiri

3. Todoroki/Bakugo/Kiri. Again B and K are ENDGAME. But I think just these two people who are so full of life and passion could be a really neat fit with Shoto! Also their hair together is SO cute, how one’s cherry, one’s blonde and he’s the candy cane in-between. 

4. Todoroki/Deku/Bakugo

Uraraka Couple Ranking

1. Her and Tsuyu! Pink and Green look super good together, they’re close to being contrasting colours. They’re smart, sweet and way more dangerous than they look. They’d be the most adorable power couple. 

2.  Shoto/Uraraka/Izuku

3.  Uraraka/Izuku

Momo Couple Ranking

1.Itsuka/Momo - They’re both confident women who deserve great things. I feel like Itsuka would be a very precious, protective girlfriend and Momo would defiantly spoil her any chance she got. They’d be so competent that it would be legendary.

2. Jiro/Momo. Okay to be honest I prefer them as besties but the art slaps and they would be cute. Love some prep/punk vibes.

3. Shoto/Momo: Again I feel like they would be WAY better as just friends. Especially as the men overshadow the women so much in the show that I just feel like the women deserve better than being a man’s love interest, let them just support each other. But they would be cute. Also two rich people together... ew. Eat the rich. Which is also why they kind of give off the feeling like they’re people who would say that the other is “like a brother/sister to me.” Also I feel like them together would make their parents too happy. 

Denki couple ranking

1. Denki/Shinso - I’m still not over the “No loud blondes” jokes I think they’re adorable and there's so much potential there. Also just this ray of sunshine believing in Shinso when so few have with his whole heart is PRECIOUS! I feel like they’d be really supportive of each other. And I feel like they both have very noticeable disabilities, depression and ADHD, and I feel like neither would be daunted just accepting of each other entirely. 

I like Denki just being the biggest Jiro simp better than them getting together, except...

2. Jiro/Denki/Shinso - It would be CUTE! They’d get along so well. I just love the vibes idk. Plus Denki needs all of the adult supervision he can get.

3. Deku/Denki/Shinso - Again just some good cute vibes here. I feel like after Deku has struggled so long with being quirkless he would be really supportive and encouraging with Denki getting help with learning disabilities and would be always happy to help him study. They would all be so supportive. 

Nebulous Head-cannons

Aizawa and Mic are either best friends or a long time married couple. I’m happy either way as long as they’re just each others favourite person and live together.

Grand Torino and Recovery Girl would be the cutest old couple. They’d enjoy messing with people and getting up to mischief together I think.

I’m kind of fond of Tsuyu x Sero. 

All Might’s got it going on with Izuku’s Mom

I like the idea that Kirishima is trans and gay. 

Denki, Shinsou, Midoryia, Jiro and Tsuyu are all non-binary.

I like Mina either dating around outside of school or falling for Ida. Love some nerd x cool kid vibes. 

I don’t know if I ship him with these guys but at the very least I feel like  Tokoyami has written some angsty love poetry about Aoyama and Shoji.

On a purely platonic note. Shinsou is Aizawa’s favourite student (and son) and Denki and Uraraka are Mic’s.

Aizawa has chronic fatigue and depression.

Mic, Bakugo, Mina and Denki have ADHD

Izuku has anxiety and is a bit on the ace spectrum and he’s pan. 

Denki is for sure bi.

#myanalysis #mha