#thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

My sister asked for movie recommendations to watch with her homophobic/transphobic boyfriend so I recommended Nimona. Neither of them have heard about it and are only willing because they love animated movies. I’m sure he’ll have a great time

#Nimona #thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Unpopular opinion perhaps, but I think many people should watch George Carlin’s “Soft Language” skit

#thebroccolitalks #George Carlin #this was all triggered by someone unironically saying ‘unalive’ #Youtube

[samatedeansbroccoli]

She could, y’know, watch it online like most football fans but fuck me I guess

#thebroccolitalks #anti Taylor Swift

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Ya can’t take a phlebotomist anywhere because all they do is look at someone’s arm and go “oh my god I want to draw this person”

#phlebotomy #thebroccolitalks #where are the phlebs of Tumblr

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Automated responses from senators are wild to me.

Like I receive this after writing about the KOSA bill and calling for a ceasefire for the third time. I don’t think the best ideas are coming out of Colorado if you aren’t listening

#thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Hello Tumblr, you might be able to tell me any good alternative writing apps that isn’t Google docs. I want to get off Gdocs

Please rb for a larger sample

#thebroccolitalks #writing #rb for a wider sample

[samatedeansbroccoli]

I’m so bad with empathy now it’s not good

#like 89% of the time I think ‘you’ll live’ whenever someone complains about something #it’s horrible #thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

“I would draw blood from his veins” is the only way I know how to show affection towards that old man

#very confusing way to show how much I love characters #thebroccolitalks #healthcare moment tbh

[samatedeansbroccoli]

He’s my comfort character *proceeds to gnaw on him like a squeak toy*

#ok to rb #thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

I think it’s very restricting when we categorize poorly written stores as plain bad and nothing more instead of taking the little pieces of potential. Yes, the movie was bad. Yes, the show had a shitty ending. Yes, the book was boring. But did it have a fun concept? Did it have a little gem you liked? We learn from bad media on what not to do. But we can also take bad media and show what can we do given a little love

#thebroccolitalks #ok to rb

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Happy new year whores

#thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

So fucking sick of recharging shit. Why do people act like recharging a TV remote or a watch or headphones or light timers or cars is compelling? What is better than only needing to change batteries every once in a while?

#I realize cars need to be refuelled regularly but at least it takes a while before they need it #thebroccolitalks #electronics #I’m angry because my phone doesn’t have a Jack for my earbuds #because every little thing has to be some wireless bull crap

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Help I’ve become addicted to watching SailGP

#thebroccolitalks #SailGP

[samatedeansbroccoli]

They’re drilling the tornado sirens this morning. Haven’t heard them in a long time. Kinda comforting to know they still work

#thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

The driving poll makes me realize how stupid it is that I learned how to drive left-handed because Danny Rayburn is left-handed and I was into Bloodline when I was learning to drive

#thebroccolitalks

[samatedeansbroccoli]

Hey did you know holding down the heart button makes a heart explosion? Because I just found that out

#thebroccolitalks #tumblr