#there is no het explanation for this

[khaotunq]

Seduction 101, according to Ayan: Step 40/?: Save him from his own bad decisions. And a patrolling teacher, if you can manage it.

#the eclipse #the eclipse the series #akkayan #theeclipseedit #akk x ayan #userjamiec #mushiemaradame #tuserrowan #userbon #userdragonz #my edits #my gifs #mine: akkayan #mine: seduction 101 #mine: the eclipse #mine: akk #mine: ayan #mine: thai bl #what is the reason your hand's so high up akk #WHAT IS THE HET. ER. OH. EXPLANATION #look a rare 2 column gifset from me #mostly to disguise the fact i hate colouring dark scenes so very much :) #someone remind me to do an ayan shoving akk into things gifset #it's not as common as i think it is but it entertains me

[killerqueenhetfield]

James Hetfield is a golden retriever in a cowboy hat

#literally no other explanation #metallica #james hetfield #papa het

[spicypussywave]

the way his voice got soft and he was flustered

#he is gay #there's no het explanation #last twilight #naomivents

[ladyloveandjustice]

"SURE, WHAT ELSE ARE FRIENDS FOR?"

#don't think it's lost on me that anri putting Mikan's head in her lap apparently gave mikan awakening power #no het explanation for that #nev watches the demon girl next door

[curiouschaosstarlight]

Oh boy it sure is nice not being alloromantic/allosexual enough to be "normal" but also not aromantic/asexual enough to be a good aromantic/aspec person (:

Sure is nice to finally have a community I totally fit into, everyone is SO welcoming

#chaotic rants #“there's no platonic explanation for this!” there is actually #“when are you gonna get a date/get married/have kids?” never #“let's get you fixed up so you and your boyfriend/girlfriend can have sex! ^w^” “i dont have one” “oh im sure you'll find one :0” #“i dont want a significant other and i never will” “oh that's just your anxiety talking. it'll go away once your anxiety's cured!” #vs #“ugh all these allosexuals are SO OBSESSED with shipping” #“are allosexuals okay” #“not EVERYTHING has to be a ship” #“if you ship a canonically aro character you're erasing the representation and are evil and should be hurt/killed” #vs... #“who cares about the lore of this game? what if the characters just fuck and nothing else” #“lol that character isnt het/bi that makes no sense!” it has canonical proof/is obviously shipteased all the time but okay #“lol that character isnt bi/pan that makes no sense!” it's not contradicted by canon even the tiniest bit but okay #-finally finds a character that's ACTUALLY similar my experience being aroaspec- #-that character is the butt of every joke and a mockery of me and everyone like me as people- #“yeah the 'aroace character is obsessed with food' thing is an annoying stereotype! but it's all you're getting so be happy about it :)” #“lol this character that is canonically het and is constantly sexually harassed is actually canonically aroace.” #“what? you find that offensive and uncomfortable? fuck you im asexual and i get to decide what is and isnt canonically aroace” okay #“you think this other character is canonically aroace? uhhhh no you're wrong that's an offensive stereotype idiot” #-it's the one character in the entire canon that's literally never shown any attraction to anyone else- #“this character was turned aroace by this other character. even tho this is offensive with any other sexuality it's totally fine here!” #“also yes you're a bad person if you ship this character even though they're only aroace in fanon” #“here's our webcomic where everyone's gay or trans or both! ...what? sorry there's no aro or ace or aroace characters in this.” #“fuck you if you were hopeful there would be” #vs!! #“oh everything in fiction is a person's idealized reality!” #“shipping is everyone's idealized romantic/sexual relationship!” #“if you like this in fiction then you like it and want it to happen in reality!”

[coffeewhiskeysleeprepeat]

Saw Mean Girls (2024) and holy shit, someone please tell me the subtext of Janis being labeled "pyro" in the burn book and Regina's song "World burn" was intentional.

Like, HELLO?

#mean girls 2024 #I need a fic for this stat #there is no straight explanation for that #renee rap put her whole pussy into a role which did her wrong #OK lesbian regina george I see you. The comp-het is strong but you are stronger #I loved it #I hated it #Multiple things are true here #This movie had amazing ideas about musicals and totally fucked up the execution #Regina george controlling everyone at a party during a song break? Yes please #Doing it to emphasize her vulnerability right before her big asshole moment? No. #Give me Regina manipulating people during a “queen bee” song. #I'm regina george and I am a really big deal? No. I am regina george and I can send your relationship into the gorge by saying shit. #IDK renee rapp deserved better

[hrkrkrwpfrbrbrlablblblblwhitooap]

wwyd if he came back from his break as a whole ass different gender? the amount of TS egg stuff i see is genuinely scrambling my brains (pun intended)

well he wouldn't come back from his break then, would he? instead she would come back from hers...

#i don't think it's necessarily the WEIRDEST thing that could happen #there have been YouTubers who were a LOT more aggressively masc than Tom who eventually transitioned #but my egg truther tinhatting has mostly been in jest because I can't come up with a real explanation for why he trips my gaydar #despite having a mountain of evidence that He Is Het

[sapybara]

dtblr 3.0 i’m holding hands with multishippers idgaf anymore hello brethren

🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

#ive always welcomed dnfers to be clear those guys are insane and theres no het explanation for it amen #tea.talk

[luminosityspecter]

WHEN ARE WE, AS A COLLECTIVE, GOING TO REALIZE STING EUCLIFFE IS A WHORE.

#CLOSE YOUR LEGS #sting eucliffe #fairy tail #HE'S THE WORST DUDE #PROBABLY GAY AND A WHORE!??! #The way he talks about Natsu has NO het explanation #NICO TALKS!!

[designernishiki]

“ugh why couldn’t nishiki see that reina was Right There and would’ve made such a good girlfriend–” he’s gay, susan

#easy explanation. next #don’t say a word about yumi. that whole thing smells like comp het to me and you can’t tell me otherwise #not in MY house #my personal self indulgent hc is that reina is a close friend to him because he goes to Serena alot and gets drunk and when he’s drunk he’s. #like. basically a white girl drunk when left to his own devices and ends up crying and spilling all his secrets and emotions and etc and #reina has inevitably learned a LOT about him through that not even really by choice #most relevantly; that he’s got a Lot of repressed gay angst going on in his fucked up little brain #has never mentioned legitimate or deep feelings for any girls before and it doesn’t even seem to cross his mind to do so unless it’s called #out. mostly just ends up lamenting about the complicated feelings he developed over god knows how long for his best friend #that he’ll probably never act on because he’s probably straight and probably sees him in a more familial light and blah blah blah #whether or not reina has feelings for him is up in the air but either way she figures out real quick that oh man. this guy. needs someone #to vent to and make sure he doesn’t drink himself to death or do something stupid when he’s in one of his Lament Spirals #and well. may as well be her #yeah. anyway. I got sorta sidetracked here point is I think that boy’s trying to do comp het but Failing #that’s my take #nishiki #rambling

[izacore]

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#I'm sorry but the 'flags are banned :(((' excuse as to why it was so rainbowless is pissing me off #first of all it's not harry's first msg show and he always had a flag there #the signs are apparently banned too but yet people brought them in without any issues #plus it's an azoff venue surely they could unban them if they wanted too huh? :) #and let's not forget the flags were forbidden in some European venues too but you didn't see the crowds being so bland there #if Budapest or even Poland showed up with the rainbows and rainbow lights so could the beautiful land of USA lol #just say that people don't care to bring the rainbows because it's mostly a het crowd and shit is bad instead of looking for explanation #that's the sad truth #and I am sorry to my american moots you all don't deserve that

[flamingfalcon3]

I personally think they should’ve let Amy and Dina hook up at least once

#they deserve it tbh #was just rewatching the first Halloween special and there is no het explanation for any of their behavior #superstore #amy sosa #dina fox #amy and dina #amy x dina #nbc superstore #sitcoms

[vonlipvig]

dooley like yeah i'm bi i said it

#babe there was NO het explanation for that #jules plays the darkside detective

[glitch-e-rat]

waiting for my coffee in the starbucks, tboy to tboy communications vibe dude comes over, looks at my face. looks at my chest. looks at my face again. can see the exact moment 'whatever's going on here is Some Kind Of Queer' clicks and he decides i'm safe to sit near.

ngl, feels super good to help someone else feel safer just by existing like that. :)

#glitch.bat #there is no het OR cis explanation for me. /shrug

[larrysblooming]

i truly don’t understand people who have been in the fandom since 1d and are not larries???

#like you really saw all that shit go down right in front of your salad #and the logical explanation was that h&l are straight and in het relationships??? #girl…

[timetohealit]

Do you ever just go YEAAAAH THE MUSIC GETS SO LOUD I WANNA BE YOURS NOW

#honestly what’s the het explanation for what we lived with these boys