#there was a war? ok cool if Laufey tries to kill Odin and Loki kills him it's fair game

[worstloki]

Had a dream.

Thanos, who had the time stone somehow already, kills Loki. The Time Stone sends Loki back to the beginning of his MCU journey, in Thor 1 and makes a deal with him. Fix the past, Loki gets to survive.

Loki quickly realize he's in a Time Loop. Loki figures out that he has to deal with everything with No Deaths aside from Laufeys and his own. It takes Loki multiple attempts, but Loki manages to make a deal with Laufeys eldest son, who's a century older than Loki. No war if Laufey dies on Jotunheim. Helblindi agrees, and Loki talks with Heimdall, asking him to bring Thor and the Warriors back to Asgard.

The Bifrost is broken, I can't remember why, but Thor is desperately trying to save Loki, but Loki tells him everything's going to be OK and he let's go, letting his eyes close peacefully.

Time was nice, letting him skip Thanos' torture, and Loki opens his eyes and sees the Shield agents.

Lokis goal is to Lose with no casualties, so he instead talks with Nick first. When that doesn't work, he tries stealing the Tesseract and teleporting away. Then, when Thor grabs him and demands the tesseract, Loki realizes he could just Tell Thor Everything. He tries, but he literally can't. So instead, he makes Thor really Angry and gets hit in the head really hard, releasing the hold. Loki then spills everything he can, about Thanos, about the Loops, about The Future and everyone thinks he's just concussed.

Loki is returned to Asgard after Loki convinces Thor and Tony to launch a nuke into a portal aimed at Sanctuary, and Lokis second time loop is completed with No Casualties and No Traumatized Heroes.

Loki is imprisoned despite Thor and Heimdall pleading his case. His third Loop is his longest, because he keeps trying to save Frigga and Thor from dying. After his 100th loop, he realizes the lesson to be learnt is he can't always save everyone, despite how much he desperately wants to.

Thor brings Loki to Frigga's funeral, and Loki helps defeat Malekith. He doesn't die, and is officially pardoned by Asgards council.

Asgards Council decides Odin has gone Mad and Insane in his old age, and they kick him from the Throne. Thor is offered the Throne, but refuses. Loki is named Regent until either Odin dies of old age or Thor reclaims the throne before then.

Loki and Heimdall become kind of friends? The Warriors four apologies for the treason in 2011, and Loki gets therapy in his Four Year Regency.

In the Four Years, Loki helps The Avengers collect the stones, keeping them in his pocket dimension (Thanos can't track them while they're in there ig?)

Odin dies of old age, Hela is released. Loki's fourth time loop. His goal was to save Asgard and kill Hela efficiently, but when that didnt work he realized he Needed to get The Hulk and Valkyrie from Sakaar. With the Tesseract, he teleports to Sakaar with Thor, Thor handles The Hulk while Loki handles Valkyrie. Loki convinces her, promising revenge. It takes a few tries, but Hela and Loki realize they're both in the Loop together, and make a compromise. Hela doesn't destroy Asgard or become a warlord, but She can be Free. She, at first refuses, but then she reluctantly agrees after 3 more loops, realizing Loki and herself were very similar.

She and Loki make the deal, Hela decides to rule over Helheim and take her freedom.

Loki greets Thanos with an Army and 5/6 infinity stones on his side.

It's a race to Earth to get Time, and Time willingly let's Loki use their power freely.

Loki and Thanos have a one on one battle, and Loki only Just manages to win, and Loki uses the Infinity Stones to kill Thanos and his Allies with a large energy beam, and then he collapses to his knees, with time whispering in his ears that his job is done, and he can rest peacefully now.

Thor reclaims the Throne of Asgard after Loki steps down, instead Loki lives peacefully with the Stones and a cat.

It was a very long dream but a very cool dream :)

I am loving the idea of each movie being a save point.  Where may I purchase this freeworld RPG where each MCU film plays out while you, Loki, endeavor to make sure things go smoothly as they are meant to, collect Tesseracts, stay out of the TVA’s line of fire, and eventually covet all the stones, leaving false copies so that the game may end with the start of Infinity War where Loki snaps?

#No health bar we die like Loki (as in we immediately respawn with in-game explanation of ‘Loki’) #no but really this is a really good dream anon #REALLY good #and it even has infinoki #I'm impressed #and loki ends up with a therapy animal #this is purrfect

[lokigodofaces]

thoughts on loki ep 3: lamentis

under cut for your convenience

my first thought when i saw C-20 at the beginning was the Framework...i might be a bit too obsessed with an aos/Loki crossover...

C-20 was sorta able to find out something was wrong. from what Sylvie said, that's pretty impressive.

i wonder if Sylvie uses magic similar to Wanda's. like if Wanda just uses it on a bigger scale. the mind illusions thing checks out. and i saw on youtube that another patron looks like Evan Peters, so maybe they're connected? but most likely they just hired a dude that happens to look like Evan Peters.

going back to that, the glitch in C-20's illusion was like the glitches in WandaVision

if this really is similar to Wanda in canon, that means Sylvie and other Lokis might be nexus beings (y'know, the very thing i shout about in tags because i want)

Okay, so Sylvie tried to enchant a minuteman, which means she must have assumed the TVA operates on the same physics as the timeline. So neither Lokis thought magic could possibly be impeded.

good action sequence with Sylvie and minutemen and Sylvie and Loki

dudes...Renslayer can't fight. she literally did a horrible job.

Sylvie really thought the TVA valued Loki and that they really wanted/needed him to stop her. so she threatened to kill him, just for Renslayer to give the go ahead. shows how little the TVA cares and it echoes Odin.

Lamentis 1 sounded cool because that is a very sci-fi-ey name. It means the star the planet orbits is called Lamentis and the planet is the closest planet. That's how we name lots of planets outside the solar system. so i appreciated that.

okay, lamentis is literally just the bi flag. but still lots of purple so i will claim it as ace as well.

teleportation! and actual magic! yay!

okay, are they setting up a Loki/Sylvie romance? the way they framed the two when Sylvie tried to enchant Loki was how it's often done with kisses

Sylvie said with strong minds she has to do what she did to C-20 to enchant them, but she couldn't even do that with Loki. Which shows how powerful Loki is and how powerful the mind stone is.

i will die for more of Loki and Sylvie being chaotic together

Sylvie she said is an alias. Does this mean she is genderfluid but is female more often than male? i'm told some genderfluids are one gender more than the other, and i've considered Hiddleston's Loki to be predominantly male. Could Sylvie be the other way around? & born Loki but haven't changed her name? or have different names for different genders? and doesn't want to be called Loki when she's female because that's not her name as a woman?

literally i can't tell if they're setting up romance or sibling stuff.

i never thought i'd hear the word "savvy" from Loki. but, hey, if Jack Sparrow can say it, i'll allow it.

the effects for the gun that woman used look similar to Daisy Johnson's quakes. for a second i hoped for an aos crossover, but then i remembered that marvel hates it's non-Disney+ series.

i like the differences between Loki and Sylvie. Loki is less confrontational and more likely to mischief his way when Sylvie is more likely to rip the bandaid off and get it over with, if that makes sense. i think that Sylvie might just be so tired from living on the run, only going to apocalypses that she just wants to get it over with.

love is a serious theme throughout this episode. again, are they setting up a Loki/Sylvie romance? or will it be platonic or familial or something else?

Loki is very clearly not okay with the fact that so many people are being left to die, and i'm here for it

so the whole thing to get on the train i think is setting those two up to be a good duo. between illusions and enchantments, they can do a lot. and Loki was able to get them part of the way, and Sylvie the rest. i think it could be foreshadowing both of them needing to use their skills to work together.

never have your back to a door, i guess

Sylvie's reaction to Loki saying he wasn't told he was adopted. man, she was worried. she knows that that is messed up and i think she feels bad for Loki. she's probably imagining how her life would be different if she didn't know she was adopted.

sounds like Odin and Frigga weren't the adopters of Sylvie. Maybe the Lushtons? i don't know anything about them, just that Lushton is Sylvie's last name in the comics. so, yay for her for not having trash parents. unless they were, then sorry for Sylvie. at least they told her she was adopted. but if the Lushtons adopted her, how did they fall across a frost giant? especially the daughter of Laufey?

i've seen suggestions that the post man Sylvie is with could be Stan Lee since a couple cameos were of him as a post man. Maybe a younger post man, but he has less of a lifespan (if he is actually human in universe. i still like to think of him as the One Above All who just really likes to see the drama of things) than Sylvie, so she could be with him for a long time. maybe that's why Stan is always cameoing. he's just trying different things to try to find his love. and maybe he has a longer lifespan (he was in First Avenger) but not as long as Sylvie's so she still was there for most his life but he's dying soon. I actually like this headcanon a lot, i think it's sweet.

YAS BISEXUAL LOKI YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM! but i'm also scared my parents will find out. they're anti-queer. my siblings saw it, & they aren't supportive either but they operate on an "ignore it" policy, so they don't really care as long as it isn't a big deal.

also it is heavily hinted Sylvie is bi as well.

yes, i will continue to headcanon Loki as greyromantic and asexual. deal with it. i will change my language from panromantic to biromantic since the director specifically said he was bi.

also, it sounded like the director might be bi as well. good for her, taking a character she saw as bi and literally making it canon.

i knew Tom could sing, he was on Broadway. but i had never heard him sing i don't think. he has a good voice. petition to make a musical with Loki. watch the episode "Duet" of The Flash. i want something similar to that. can Sophia sing? throw her in too if she can!

translation of the norwegian suggests romance between Loki and Sylvie

was i expecting an "ANOTHER" reference? no. am i glad we got it? yeah, that was a nice touch.

turns out "full" means drunk in Norwegian according to a youtuber? but don't quote that. Loki says he's full, not drunk at one point.

what were they serving on that train? Thor couldn't get drunk on Earth. heck, Steve couldn't. so it must've been a heck of a drink they were serving

ok, the dagger metaphor i actually really liked. could be a shakespeare reference?

the fireworks thing with Frigga was cute

okay, i don't like Frigga much, but this has confirmed that Frigga was, maybe possibly, better than Odin. Frigga at least believed in Loki. but then her betrayal was so much worse.

wait, i just realized. Loki gets a fight scene on a train. a superhero genre staple is a fight on a moving vehicle (bonus if it's a train). yay! Loki hasn't had this trope yet in any of his appearances. off screen before Infinity War, and i don't count his attempt to murder Thanos on the Statesman. but we can add that to his list of superhero tropes.

i feel like the TVA needs to make stronger tempads...

okay, Loki threw the dagger horribly because he was drunk, right?they aren't saying he has horrible aim, are they?

falling out of a moving vehicle is also a superhero trope...at least it went better for them than it did Bucky

i relate to Sylvie screaming in the middle of nowhere

Loki being gentle with Sylvie and letting her talk to him. gosh. i love it. was not expecting to see Loki from my fics make an appearance.

Sylvie explained the enchantment to Loki, which i think was a poor decision for her.

she said C-20's mind was hard to navigate to her original memories. maybe the TVA does something to the TVA agents that join them. maybe if Loki proved useful, they'd do it to Loki.

or maybe variants lose memory over time. Sylvie says something about her memory being like blips of a dream, but I don't remember the context. maybe over time variants lose their memories and only retain a few things. Sylvie is well down that process, Loki has had hardly any change, and those working for the TVA only have a few things to remind them.

Mobius absolutely was a jet ski enthusiast in the '90's when he was arrested, and he loved Josta.

Casey liked Boku juice, a sign he was from the '90's.

whoever makes the uniforms is from whatever period that style of suit was popular ('80's?).

if anyone isn't a variant, it's Renslayer. she knows more than she should, i'm sure of it.

C-20 likes margaritas now, i'm sure of it.

Mobius has an interesting relationship with Renslayer. I wasn't sure if it was romantic or what. Maybe Renslayer looks like his lover from the '90's so he is flirty with her because of the faint memories he has.

Loki immediately catches on to the TVA agents not knowing they're variants. they think the Time Keepers created them. he knows that, Sylvie didn't. this immediately tells Loki that the Time Keepers are messed up.

possible redemptions for Mobius? B-15? C-20? when they find out they're variants?

so does C-20 know now? she kept saying "it was real" when Mobius found her in Roxxcart. maybe she had dreams of her life before, and Sylvie showed her that they were real?

the whole scene in the city was wild. so much color, lights, people, action, it was wild

Loki being protective of Sylvie, helping her up and wrapping his arm around her, i'm here for it.

loved the bit where Loki used telekinesis to stop the tower from falling on them.

there was a bit where Loki and Sylvie fought & their moves mirrored each other and gosh that was a nice touch.

Loki's reaction to the Ark's destruction. standing there in defeat while Sylvie walks away. wow. Tom. you are amazing.

and what the heck why did the episode end there?

can't wait for the next episode

more of TVA being evil being shown, loving it.

really, is Loki/Sylvie a thing? i have a hard time seeing romance some times, so let me know.

can we please get a Kang tease?

great lighting & cinematography. beautiful. lovely. also good action. shout out to the stunt doubles since they don't get enough credit.

okay let Loki & Sylvie be friends (or lovers, i'm fine with that) and let them burn the TVA down together.

aaaaaaaaaaa how are we half way through?

also, have the TVA fixed all the messed up timelines yet?

oh wait i gotta talk about this. the minutemen don't remember their names. i doubt Mobius's name was Mobius Mobius Mobius. Casey is probably not his real name. The Clone Wars fan in me was already screaming, but now it is even more.

#loki (2021) #loki (2021) spoilers #loki (2021) review #loki laufeyson #tva loki #sylvie laufeysdottir #mobius m mobius #ravonna renslayer #hunter c-20 #hunter b 15

[xshinytrashcanx]

I‘m watching Thor ragnarok

The first scene where he tried to call heimdal and that new guy just doesn’t answers 😂

Why is that guy stealing that shit 😂

Texoahs

Is that a bloody dragon

Ah skirch or what his name is shaking that weight thing

The head is nasty as hell

Loki’s statue and the play about his dead😂

NooOoOoOO

Haha Blue Baby

„Father?“ „Oh shit“

Isn’t that the guy from Marsianer

Oh my lord Loki could break me apart and I would thank him

„I can’t see in the future I’m not a witch“ „no? Then why are you dressed like one?“

Thor trying to put that thing back together and strange just being like don’t touch that shit

And Thor being fascinated by the beer

You could have sent an electronic letter called an email- do you have an computer?- no what for

„I‘VE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES“

Loki being like „alright I’m gonna poke you with my knifes“

When they changed into their normal clothes. I’m serious Loki could rail me

Why, in merlins name, does hela looks more like Loki when he is adopted

Hela could rail me too

Thor is adopted and Odin just mixed it up cause he is a crackhead. Convince me otherwise

Loki falling out of the bifrost:(

That guy kneeling. Big brain energy

Thor falling out of the sky

What is that place

Valkyrie could rail me too

Is she fucking drunk

Oi THATS a nice toy

I need that electro shock thing

The guy in front just been like oi hela fuck off

Someone stole the knife

Thor screaming like a girl

It’s the first Thor movie I’ve seen so far

It’s starts with a b -trash

I’m the god of thuuunnderrr *little brizzle on his finger*

Loki in the back😂

I’ve never met this man in my live- he’s my brother- adopted

Sadly I didn’t read the comics so I can’t really compare the movie to them

If I ever get a dog I will call it loki laufeyson god of mischief.

Oi that’s a cute dog what’s his name. Loki laufeyson. God of mischief. Son of laufey, adopted son of Odin, prince of Asgard, rightful king of Jotunheim.But we just call him Loki or good boy

I really like Loki. He’s super hot (not my imaginary dog)

Haha the barber is Stan lee

Nice cut g *slaps Thor’s neck*

You’ve got to be kidding me

Hulk?

How excited Thor was “he’s a friend from work” and Loki is like alright I’m outta here

“Hey big guy the sun is getting real low” Thor

“Yeet motherfucker” hulk

I can’t wait for the Loki series

That scene where the grand master and Loki sit forward at the same time reminds me of my uncles when they watch soccer or Ice hockey

Wait why is Thor like this now

Why the fuck did he shock him

Did hela brush her hair?

Haha the sword is gone

Man heimdal is so cool it’s sad that he dies in infinity war

Thor without a shirt? I see what u did there

I’m more into bad guys though. With issues and shit

But I bet he gives good massages

Man hulk is sweet I like him

Ok but did the asgardian saw Thor or did they thought heimdal was talking to himself

“Earth does hate you” alright Thor you wanna go outside? Let’s go outside

The little please from hulk

When the ball hit him back 😂😂😂

Ok but why couldn’t hulk call the avengers. They all come together for earth but not for Asgard

When hulk sees Nats message oh man. Did they end up tog... FUCK SHE DIED I FORGOT

Loki 😍🤤 he is so handsome

Hehe Valkyrie hitting him

Wait hela killed all the Valkyries

Thor just drop the guy of at earth

Bro just be friends with both of them hulk and banner

“I feel like I know you” “I feel like I know you too” hehe banner is so pure

Supriiiisee

In which movie does Loki tries to kill everyone? I only saw the one with all of them in it like the avengers, age of ultron, civil war, infinity war and endgame

Quick note I miss Pietro Maximoff. He deserves better

Well that’s just mean. Don’t attack your brother like that Thor

Ok so quick thought : Loki told Thor he wanted to stay but I think he just wanted to hear Thor telling him that he needs him. That he can’t fight their sister without them. But Thor was like yeah stay here and then he hurt him. If I where Loki I would hate Thor too

The grandmaster does what now?

The fight scene is hot not gonna lie

The devils WHAT

Why are they unconscious... IS THAT ASGARD

Oh no hela is there

I think I’m gonna go to bed that movie is starting to bore me