#they go to tatooine for biology or maybe geology field class reasons. instead of because their ship is broken

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Phantom Menace college au where Padme is an exchange student and Qui-Gon is a professor and Obi-Wan is his assistant and at the end Maul gets Qui-Gon fired so Obi-Wan pushes him down some stairs the next time they meet on campus

#hm i should make an original post tag #star wars #the phantom menace #sw tpm #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #padme amidala #darth maul #palpatine is a senior professor who wants to be the [rector?] and he makes padme give the current administration a really bad review #anakin is. some kid qui-gon is trying to adopt probably. #and/or kid he met in a field trip and is now trying to get him a scholarship because he's very smart and deserves it #they go to tatooine for biology or maybe geology field class reasons. instead of because their ship is broken #maul is a student from another department who's like. palpatine's unofficial godson or something #and he's really good at getting people in trouble with the university. which is why he's following qui-gon. to get him fired #none of this makes sense i just really really wanted to make a joke about maul getting qui gon fired instead of killing him in an au #and it made me laugh so here i am. making a story in the tags