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theggning · 3 years

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First Line Meme

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line. Then tag some of your favourite authors!

Thanks @mayihavethisdanse ! I definitely have more than 20 stories but some of them are from the... let’s call them the shame days. So I won’t be getting into those. Instead I’ll do some first lines from chapters.

Fallout 4

Stories From the Front (Piper and Danse go on a mission and a ship happens on accident. Danse/Piper)

The sun rose on another beautiful Commonwealth morning. Birds chirped serenely in the trees outside. A gentle breeze carried fresh air through the open shack window, rustling her hair and chilling her skin.

Piper opened her eyes, and instantly regretted it.

Souls That Cry For Water (Preston and Minuteman!Danse talk feelings. Gen)

“Good morning, Commonwealth. Well I- it’s actually night but when I say morning, I mean… technically it’s 2 AM, so that’s-- morning, since it’s after midnight…

“Anyway. Anyway. I know I usually have the-- have the recordings automated overnight, but I was lying there in bed, thinking about… Well, I started thinking about a scenario...”

All Along The Watchtower (Nick and Danse team up to solve a mystery and a friendship happens on accident. Gen, background Danse/Sole)

1. The sky rumbled, green flashes in the distance foretelling the radstorm a few seconds before the click-click-clicking in his chest. His internal Geiger counter hummed to life as the first heavy drops spattered against his fedora.

2. It wasn’t like Nick expected traveling with the least easygoing man in the Commonwealth to be a picnic, but he realized his crucial mistake about two hours in: he’d forgotten to bring a radio.

5. Claustrophobia was one of the most oddly common reasons that people washed out of the Brotherhood of Steel.

10. Machines do not remember. But he does.

11. It had been an eventful 24 hours, to say the least. Much of it still felt surreal, like he had never quite woken up from dreaming. But if this was a dream, it was the best Danse had ever had.

Slightly Crusty Older Stuff:

Soul Calibur

(YES REALLY OKAY)

Ache (SC4, Maxi realizing the gravity of having an evil sword shard shoved into him. Light one-sided Maxi/Kilik)

It was disturbing, discovering patches that covered up things you didn’t even realize were missing.

Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective

Try, Try Again (Yomiel discovers his immortality via extremely dark dry comedy. Gen, TW: suicide, supernaturally unsuccessful suicide attempts)

He'd lost track of the time as he knelt there on the floor beside the sofa. It could have been minutes, hours, or even days. Her hand had long since gone cold in his, and he could feel her body getting stiff in his arms.

Ace Attorney

The Last Drop (Diego wakes up from his coma and begins his angsty evolution into Godot. Background Diego/Mia.)

Perhaps it all would never have happened if Julian Dorn, in Room 302 of the Caduceus Trauma Center Neurology Ward, had not complained of a stomachache.

The Best Part of Waking Up (A kinkmeme fill, Adrian Andrews runs into Godot and they go out for friendly coffee and a chat. Gen.)

The courthouse was such a divisive place to her now. On one hand, it represented the lowest, darkest time of Adrian’s life. Sitting in that defendant’s seat while the world came crashing down around her… it was like a waking nightmare and she still got chills when she remembered it.

Red Eye (Another kinkmeme fill, Godot visits the prison and kicks the living shit out of Redd White.)

“Mr. White?”

Redd could barely hear the warden’s voice over the roaring in his head—the ringing in his ears and what he swore was the sound of his pulse throbbing through bruises and heavily bleeding gashes in his formerly perfectimous face.

EVEN OLDER, EVEN CRUSTIER, but included for AO3 completion.............

Kingdom Hearts

Those Lacking Spines (Xaldin, Vexen, and Lexaeus save the world and endure terrible fanfic tropes in an extremely goofy parody written circa 2006. Gen. EXTREMELY OLD.)

1. There was nothing to do in The World That Never Was.

6. Somewhere across the universe, very far away from where the G.S. Existentialist drifted lazily through space, somewhere all the way past chapter nine, there was a shadowy figure perched at the loft window on the very top floor of a tall, dark skyscraper.

9. When we last left our heroes at the suspenseful, cliffhanger ending to chapter eight, they had just been swept over by an evil wave of darkness that would, according to the laws of the world, sweep over them and transform their every happy, angry, annoyed or ambivalent feeling into Evangelion ™ Brand 100% Pure Angst, No Artificial Colors.

12. There is really no comfortable way for the author to relay the climactic events of the previous chapter to you before she embarks on this, the penultimate episode of the epic quest of Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus and their battles against all that is confusing and mentally-scarring.

13. As Xaldin lay there, immobile and stunned on the cold floor of who even knew where, shards of glass sticking painfully out of various parts of his backside, he tried to remind himself that days like this had to happen every so often to keep you humble.

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THOUGHTS:

I do love to open on a joke.

Vivid, easily identifiable character dialogue (like Travis in STCFW) is also a good start.

Never underestimate the power of just doing a moody description of the weather.

Otherwise, it seems like I tend to start with a plainly stated idea and then explain it somewhat before connecting it back to the characters’ present situation.

I can’t pick a favorite really... they are all my flawed children.

Tagging anyone who’d like to participate. <3

oh god please dont judge my crusty old stuff PLEASE PLEASE PLS

#fanfiction #fallout fic #kh fanfiction #those lacking spines #oh my god people write fic for soul calibur #well okay just me actually apparently #writing meme

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