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#today I was trying to articulate why I love beetlejuice so much...
vampyre-lesbian · 4 years
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straight people like Beetlejuice bc they think BJ is hot, gay people like Beetlejuice bc they, too, hate their parents and wish they could be adopted by some really chill ghosts instead
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angel-ranger · 4 years
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for the cute asks can you do all of them? i saw you do it before but if you cant pick out your favorite ones
you’re in luck, I somehow have nothing to do! ever! (I had some other asks but then I got this one and figured I’d do them all in one).
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
I try to have more cereal than milk but I always end up with more milk than cereal, which is fine ‘cause I like milk.
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
love it!
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
receipts or random scraps of paper.
4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
milk with two sugars for both.
5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
oh, definitely.
6: do you keep plants?
I can barely keep myself, so no.
7: do you name your plants?
my housemate named a plant jessica. I think I’d name one goliath.
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
does making spotify playlists count? (I also do some writing and poetry).
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
yeah!
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
side.
11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?
ham rolls.
12: what’s your favorite planet?
saturn.
13: what’s something that made you smile today?
I got to see all of my grandparents doing food deliveries. it was really nice.
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
open plan kitchen and living room, maybe a counter to have a little separation? big couch! there will be a nintendo wii! lots of ikea furniture, lmao, and light but not overbearing colours.
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
there's floating water in space!
16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?
spaghetti.
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
I’d like to dye the rest of it purple but I have been informed that is unwise. maybe blue!
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
fell down some icy stairs once when I was very drunk with my hands full of: my phone, a mcdonald’s, and a coffee, and I didn’t drop a thing! until I got home.
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
nope.
20: what’s your favorite eye color?
Hazel? I’m not overly fussed.
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
I… don’t have a favourite bag??
22: are you a morning person?
Sometimes, it depends on how my sleeping pattern is going. I can be.
23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
literally do nothing. Just chill out in bed watching films.
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
no.
25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?
I’ve done a lot of accidental trespassing onto farms #countrysidelyfe.
26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
I always buy tan boots.
27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?
apple.
28: sunrise or sunset?
sunset.
29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
ramble.
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
Yes. don’t even have to think very hard.
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
I love socks! possibly my favourite article of clothing. I buy colourful socks, patterned socks white socks, black socks, ankle socks, trainer socks, knee high socks, socks you can’t see. I just love socks.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
there was a bird. in my bathroom. I was not sober in many ways. the trauma lives on.
33: what’s your fave pastry?
sausage rolls.
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
I had one of those monkeys that had velcro on its hands so you could wrap it around your shoulders like a cape. he was called stanley after the cartoon and i still have him.
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
I like them but i rarely use them.
36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?
right now? the wallows, perhaps.
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
clean. tidy room tidy mind.
38: tell us about your pet peeves!
I don’t like loud chewing or gulping. “well, actually…”. men who can’t take instruction from a woman in charge. leaving doors open.
39: what color do you wear the most?
muted ones, blues, beiges, pinks, some white, grey, and black.
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?
I have a star necklace that my mum gave me. It has meaning but I would like to keep that to myself.
41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?
The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher.
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
not really.
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
God, a handful of people from camp, we just lay on some bleachers one night and had a lil gossip session under the stars.
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
?
45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
Uhhhhh, most times.
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
I’ll have to give that question a good old punder as I have too many.
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
chewy yoghurt! no!
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
the weeping angels from doctor who and the dark. I’m still scared of the dark.
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
I love buying records! the last one I actually bought for myself was either fleetwood mac or kacey musgraves, I can’t remember.
50: what’s an odd thing you collect?
I means, I collect coins and pop vinyls but they’re not really odd.
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
my best friend: ‘last resort’ by papa roach.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
the gossip girl meme, hands down.
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
yes. no. no.yes; great. idk. idk. eh.
54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
My gramps earlier today.
55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?
you’re going to have to be more specific. I do a lot of dramatic things.
56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
laughter, any odd quirks, rambling, how they talk about things they love, how they take their tea/coffee, reasons for things they hate.
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
felt like i went on a journey, as always. who doesn’t dramatically reenact the lyrics? either you’re that scene from wayne’s world or you’re doing it wrong.
58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? Why?
I’m the vodka aunt. in fact we’re all vodka aunts, it’s a mess. help.
59: what’s your favorite myth?
any one of the mabinogi, to be honest. branwen and blodeuwedd are classics, though.
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
I like it but i don’t read it much.
61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?
I got my gramps, who does some birdwatching, a mug with fake bird poop on it.
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
Not really, but if I did it would either be orange or apple and mango.
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
I put my books in size order and then alphabetise my music by last names.
64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
pretty grey, though some blue is peeking through.
65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?
bitch we’re in lockdown, of course.
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
thorny.
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
melancholic.
68: what’s winter like where you live?
cold and wet, sometimes there’s snow.
69: what are your favorite board games?
monopoly and articulate.
70: have you ever used a ouija board?
no, but I would like to!
71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?
breakfast tea or peach iced tea.
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?
yup.
73: what are some of your worst habits?
leaving things until the last minute. being judgmental. eating and drinking junk. not listening. my stubbornness and need to be right. not doing the things i enjoy. giving up if i don’t get it right on the first try.
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
they’re a good person at heart, we have gone through so many arguments and friendship break ups and distance but we’ve since grown up and always make time for each other, even if it’s just going for a drive. we actually have good chats about everything and nothing and have a healthy respect for each other, but we;re not afraid to call out bad behaviour in each other.
75: tell us about your pets!
big ball of energy! he’s a greedy guts who stole my pizza three weeks ago and i’m not over it! he’s fifteen and a half but you’d think he was younger and he’s one of my best friends and i love him. hims stinky though. 
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?
If the circumstances were normal i’d be starting my summer job right about now.
77: pink or yellow lemonade?
to drink? yellow. to write about? pink. iykyk.
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
no club.
79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
I loathe to think about them but my old flatmates had decorated our flat with a bunch of bunting and balloons and surprised me on my birthday two years ago.
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
blue. yes. I like blue.
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
ice glacier.
82: are/were you good in school?
I was good in school. I am now struggling to even be mediocre.
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
You ruined new york city for me by fletcher, dirty computer by janelle monae, and melodrama by lorde.
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
i’m planning on getting a giraffe and a spider-gwen themed one.
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
yeah! I like most spider-man variations (miles and gwen’s being favourites), fantastic four, wonder woman, and more recently captain marvel.
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
I love dirty computer (shoutout again to janelle’s artistry).
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
power rangers 2017.
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
I like surrealism and photorealism, and perhaps some fauvism.
89: are you close to your parents?
I’m close with my mum.
90: talk about one of your favorite cities.
i have a favourite memory attached to paris. my friend and I had taken a mini roadtrip and on our way back we accidentally ended up in paris? (we were trying to avoid it because of emissions laws) we didn’t realise until we saw the eiffel tower lit up in the distance so we decided to ride it out and put paris by the chainsmokers on. lmao. so by association its now one of my favourite cities.
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
Hahahahahahaha. florida next year.
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
depends on the pasta, I am both.
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
either straightened or in a low bun with some bangs.
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
my oldest sister.
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
nothing.
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
procrastinate them a lot. like, a lot a lot.
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
intj, taurus, all of them at this point (gryffinclaw)
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
no idea.
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
hypersonic missiles by sam fender, strangers by fletcher, promises by naomi scott, hello my loneliness by delaney jane, cry baby by the neighbourhood.
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? Why?
time doesn’t exist.
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All the numbers again (second tag reblog)
1: When you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? More milk than cereal cause I like to drink it!
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? Yeah, but when I can get into the warmth after that's even better!
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I try to remember the page number instead so usually end on a multiple of 10 or 5.
4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Tea: Two sugars, milk, hopefully brewed by the gal. Coffee: I don’t!
5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Kinda!
6: do you keep plants? Nope!
7: do you name your plants? None to name!
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Oils if I had the money for that so typically watercolours
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? I am right now.
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Typically side, but back is fine. Not stomach really!
11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? Oh My Gouda.
12: what's your favorite planet? Uranus ;)
13: what's something that made you smile today? My gal surprised me with a beautiful orchid
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Edgy expose brick aesthetic
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Uranus’ blue glow is due to an abundance of methane which filters out red light.
16: what's your favorite pasta dish? Spaghetti carbonara probs! Especially cooked by the best.
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I don’t! I did want pastel pink in August.
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. I had a paddy fit in primary school because I used to always sabotage my meals so I didn't eat them but I spilt milk on something I legitimately didn’t mind having... I cried over spilt milk.
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I do! I write the days events and my feelings, I draw key points or little objects. Not all the time tho.
20: what's your favorite eye color? A nice hazel-y to chocolate amber brown woop
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. A grey Kanken Fjallraven, if Switzerland counts as hell, there you have it.
22: are you a morning person? Yeah! I’m straight too!
23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Exactly that, nothing. With a side of music.
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Only the one.
25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? An abandoned slaughterhouse. Soz vegans
26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? Black old skool vans hehe original
27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? Strawberry!
28: sunrise or sunset? Why not both in a day?
29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? I’m not sure!
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? I’m not sure, close calls/
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I like socks. Weird socks are fun. So are odd ones. I do not sleep with my socks, nor do I confine myself to white sock hell.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. We had deep convos for the time, we probs cried, then probs went to sleep.
33: what's your fave pastry? Uh choux just cause I can remember that is one. Hahahaha.
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? I had one called Baxter Bear which was the best, he was quite obviously a bear with a red scarf and his own passport. I threw up on him in the car and he was never the same again, he disappeared short after. Don’t ask about Scrubs the dog.
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I do, I just don't use them often.
36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? The xx
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? A healthy middle.
38: tell us about your pet peeves! Couldn’t possibly. There’s a fair few.
39: what color do you wear the most? Probably black? Emo ik.
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? I own a necklace I got for my 16th its very cute and only comes out when I have heterosexual days to masquerade it. It’s nice.
41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? The Picture of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde, it’s my favourite ever. I don’t read as much as I used to, sigh.
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! There’s a cute local one. They do unreal Nutella pancakes and its quite central and very aesthetic-y. Yum!
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? My gal, typically on the way to my car where I point out Orion or The Dipper. It’d be nice to do it properly sometime.
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? Two days ago.
45: do you trust your instincts a lot? When I need to.
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. Someone mentions a dog, then I normally incorporate the word ‘ruff’ as a homophone for ‘rough’ and get death stares. But I like it.
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Gherkins.
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Abandonment/loneliness hahahah yes it is.
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I do like buying records yeah! I can’t say until April the 23rd but I’ll have bought another by then.
50: what's an odd thing you collect? I don’t think I do have anything odd!
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? Uncomfortable by Wallows, as well as Fast Food by D.I.D and many many more.
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? The new Patrick one is doing pretty good.
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? Nope, nope, nope and nope!
54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My dog. I didn't walk him.
55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? Hahahah you wouldn’t want to know. 
56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Feeling secure with them, if you get me.
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO!?!?!
58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? K is probs the wine mom bc I'd say A but she’s not as sensible, thus A gets the Aunt role.
59: what's your favorite myth? Bulls hate red, they’re actually colour blind lmao.
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? I don’t mind a bit of poetry! Marking Time by Owen Sheers is noice.
61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? Me and mum put a fancy brooch in a pack of digestives for someone. I’ve received stupid spellings of my name on the birthday cards.
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? Nope
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Rainbow order woop.
64: what color is the sky where you are right now? Black.
65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? Yep!
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Cutesy and white and blue and stuff idk. But I wouldn't wear one haha.
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Serene! Albeit Silent Hill-esque
68: what's winter like where you live? Fun! Cold! Disruptive!
69: what are your favorite board games? The Game of Life/Monopoly/Articulate!
70: have you ever used a ouija board? Nope!
71: what's your favorite kind of tea? English Breakfast, brewed by the girlfriend.
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? I've been known to be.
73: what are some of your worst habits? Overthinking. Nail biting.
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. Ginger.
75: tell us about your pets! A doggo! A beagle! and a fish...
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? Revising!
77: pink or yellow lemonade? Yellow
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? anyone in the fanclub needs natural selection to do its thing.
79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? Surprised me at work with flowers.
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? White, because I’d like grey but we haven’t got there yet or painted the house since its still pretty new.
81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. I don't have the time for that shit.
82: are/were you good in school? I was! I still think I am! Who knows.
83: what's some of your favorite album art? Smithsmithsmithsmithsmiths
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? Yeah! Quite a few. All tonal, but above all a Venus sign and more importantly the great wave off Kanazawa by Hokusai
85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I don't fun fact I used to read them start to feel sick.
86: do you like concept albums? which ones? I feel stupid for not knowing what they are.
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Donnie Darko.
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? Not Gothic. Can’t go wrong with a bit of impressionism.
89: are you close to your parents? I think. Depends on the time of day.
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Starts with E, ends in Dinburgh.
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Nowhere abroad really, just a couple of good cities.
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? Barely sprinkles, but I have a drowner with me to compensate.
93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? Down. Full stop. 
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My girlfriend’s. mum!
95: what are your plans for this weekend? Work, a party, a Harry Potter film, a sad Sunday.
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I leave them for as long as possible
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? ENFJ/Pisces/Ravenclaw
98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? Hah idk.
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Nude - Radiohead is the one I’m thinking at the mo’ and I can’t think past that.
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Future. Don’t need to lament on the past when I hope I have a good one ahead of me. Then from there I'd click 5 back so I’m right back to where I am, cheers.
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