#toy storynatural supremacy i dont make the rules

[chocolatecakecas]

Dean and Cas taking actual four year old Jack trick or treating and they're each bent down slightly holding one of his hands as he bounces down the sidewalk wearing his buzz lightyear costume (Dean and Cas are of course dressed as woody and jessie respectively). But they let go when they get to the driveway of each house so he can run up the porch, cardboard wings (cas made them) flapping behind him. Unless the house has scary decorations, then Cas will walk up to the porch with him and fend off the creepy decorations, and yeah maybe Jack's a little afraid but he still wants the candy so he's being very brave about it, thank you very much.

So Jack's having the time of his life, Cas (much to Dean's delight) is wearing a cowboy hat and boots, and Dean of course is taking about a billion pictures too many. And it's going great until a motion censored skeleton scares the absolute crap out of Jack. And logically Cas responds to this by punching it so hard it launches into the neighbors yard. And there's a crowd of stunned kids and glaring parents frozen on the block, but Cas and Dean are a bit too busy comforting Jack to notice, well Dean notices but he's a little busy trying not to laugh and making sure his kids okay. (of course he got the whole thing on camera too)

And maybe Cas doesn't apologize to the guy who's house it is when he goes up to the door and gruffly demands "trick or treat", because Jack is still a bit too startled to do it for himself. And maybe the guy is terrified of Cas' death glare and shakily places an extra piece of candy in Jack's little pumpkin bucket. And maybe Dean has to hand the guy forty bucks for the shattered skeleton with a somewhat sheepish smile and stifled laugh. And maybe they're getting some dirty looks from some parents. And maybe Jack forgets about the whole thing 2 minutes later when the next house gives him a candy bar with nougat. But all in all, Jack's first real Halloween was a success, even if they might have to do their trick or treating in different neighborhood next year.

#hey bec pumpkin(chocolate)cakecas what is this??? #idk what this is but i cannot stop laughing about cas punching one of those jumpscare halloween decorations #THATS HIS BABY BOY HOW DARE YOU SCARE HIM #toy storynatural supremacy i dont make the rules #god theyre the worst i love them #A FAMBLY THEYRE TRICK OR TREATING #bec speaks #bec writes #baby jack truthing #destiel #destiel ficlet #castiel #dean winchester #dadstiel #rambleoncas #userzoe #seraphcastiel