#unicorn is what's in my marrow. does this make sense

[bogkeep]

my soul and self might be that of a unicorn but my fursona is of course, a hare, this Does make sense yes ?

#i tried for a longest time to make a unicorn sona of some kind but it doesn't work #there isn't a True Form to draw and trying to draw it will never succeed #while my fursona is just something i designed for fun. im not in the furry community so it's not something that represents me at large #my most representative sonas are the bogkeep and heartsword but the latter is a character of his own and not Me #hares are something i think has me vibes. if i could morph into a creature i think a hare or a magpie would be Right #unicorn is what's in my marrow. does this make sense

[shummashum]

Klaus Goldstein Ch14 [11~15]

eh failed?

oh fuck there was an attack reflection gimmick okay let's memo this she has an attack reflection gimmick at the beginning of phase 1

"tsun tsun" thank you LuciLuci by the way this is my first time seeing Luci use magic this guy uses a pendant as a medium

well I'm not that concerned about him he has a dedicated tank, supporter, and sub-dealer for him after all the possibility of Zeus' injury or death… is probably low

Anyway, Zeus recited the incantation again, making her arm damaged.

oh… capturing her alive? not in dead state?

Well Liz also joined in and added a second rope.

um… Al that statement is quite dangerous

uh… guys? the bgm hasn't turned off yet guys would you please stop using magic spells like that it's a ridiculously powerful spell that can instantly revive a dying opponent restrain yourself let's do something called mouth crackdown yeah??

I told you,,, I sense the energy of being fucked that looks like some kind of ancient incantation, then the one who recited that might be the culprit

and Cae, also sensing that something got wrong, told everyone to run away!!

don't ask just run for your life

but wait why did you guys come here alone? why didn't you get support from the Ministry?? now that you're cooperating with them, you should've suck out their marrow come to think of it, they just came without any report to the higher-ups

that that that that that killer doll was he really the culprit that fucking killer doll someday I'll definitely catch that bastard and break his horns

Meanwhile…

I told you I repeatedly told you to watch your mouth it's your fault the reason things ended up like this is because you guys spoke carelessly

oh… shit a meat shield -- I mean, a tank was needed

As she helplessly looked at the arrow flying towards her…

uh… he's gone he's gone… he's gone after all

well but I knew it he piled up the flags endlessly, it's even weirder that he wouldn't die oi Eli your brother got fucked!!

uh, whatever is that going to be processed as an industrial accident? in any case, he got injured while working but then again, can I consider this as "while working" they didn't tell the Ministry in advance like "We're going to raid the wizardess" or something then this case will be treated as a non-work issue then it's not going to be considered as an industrial accident

uh erm um well…… let's at least retrieve the body first

so centered around Caesar, Al, Zeus, and even Luci gathered their strength but why not Hiro,,? um… because there's no light magic in Hinomoto? now that I think about it, I've never seen him use any spell is it true that he uses Hinomoto magic aka Onmyodo in the first place? what kind of magic does he use eh… I don't know

oh… this guy can recite an ancient incantation?

but it looks like… a kind of Japanese? that might be an anagram of the Japanese form of a certain spell but my head will hurt from trying to interpret it, so I'll pass

oi you you still do that even after what happened

well… can we judge that they really did it this time, right?

since the heart was pierced, can it actually be considered death? but he was pierced by a magic arrow, not something physical like a unicorn horn doesn't that mean there are no physical wounds then can we say that the mechanism is ultimately the same as cardiac arrest caused by internal factors it's a matter of golden time after all maybe we can save him?

-Ch14 End-

#shumma plays wh

[djinmer4]

The Unicorn

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything so beautiful,” Jimmy’s voice was quiet and breathless, as though afraid to scare the creatures on the island.

Kitty nodded, also transfixed by the elegant equines.  “I was never one of those girls who loved horses and ponies, but I understand what my classmates were going on about now.”

“The two of you don’t have to be so quiet.”  In comparison, Jamie’s normal tone of voice was as loud as a foghorn.  “The island’s more than a kilometer away; they can’t hear you.”  The two former X-Men just turned around to glare at him.  He sighed, “Look, if the two of you are done ogling, mind lending your ears to the mission briefing now?”

Jimmy gave him a theatrical sniff.  “You have absolutely no poetry in your soul, man.”

Dryly, the older man shot back. “I like race cars, not horses.  Wagner, come over here and pay attention.”  The German dutifully wandered back to the shoreline.  “Alright, the mission today is pretty simple.  We’re here to collect unicorn horns-”  He was cut off by two horrified gasps from the teens.

“You can’t be serious!”  “We’re going to have to kill those beautiful animals?”

Jamie raised his voice.  “No!  Now would you please keep your outbursts to the very end?”  He waited until the younger two had nodded.  “We’re not going to kill the unicorns.  First, they’re Threatened.  There probably aren’t any wild unicorns left, they’ll all locked away in sanctuaries and zoos by governments.  The British government is trying to increase the population, killing them would be counter-productive.  Second, they’re more related to deer than horses, so the horns are shed every year after the fawns are born.”  He waved his hand over at the island, where there were indeed smaller equines gamboling among the herd.  “However, freshly shed horns have more marrow, which is what distillers use to make poison antidotes.  So it’s better if the horns are collected while still loosely attached.  A quick tap at the base right now and they’ll come off with no harm to the unicorn.”

Kurt interjected at that point.  “Poison antidotes?  What type of poison?”

The leader of Excalibur shrugged.  “I’m not a doctor, so as far as I know, anything.  I do know that the Crown keeps a supply on hand to use on people who’ve been exposed to nerve gas.  They don’t dip into the stockpile for anything less serious than that.

“Anyway, collecting the horns is usually the job of the caretakers but unfortunately this year, they’re low on staff members with the appropriate qualifications.  So they were hoping we’d lend some of our members to pick up the slack.”

After a brief pause, Jimmy asked the obvious question.  “What type of qualifications?”

“Virginity.”

“Wait, what?”  Kitty screwed up her face in confusion.  “Are you telling me that unicorns can actually sense that?”

“Normally my motto is don’t believe everything you read, but yes, that’s a real thing.”

“If that’s the case, why are most of the caretakers disqualified?  Shouldn’t they all be virgins?”

“It’s apparently very short range.  You don’t need to be a virgin to fill a trough with hay or muck out a stall or even drive a trailer with a unicorn in it.  But all the vets have to be virgins and any handlers as well.  As of last week, there were three virgin staff members available.”

“So what happened to them?” asked Jimmy.

“The senior vet is on vacation in the Bahamas and she won’t be back for another week.  The intern ‘celebrated’ her birthday,” Jamie did the air quotes thing just to really pound the idea in. “This weekend with her boyfriend.  And John, the guy who let us into the compound-”

“-broke his leg,” finished Kurt, clearly remembering the heavy cast the junior vet had been wearing.  “So why just us and not-”

“No students!”  Jamie’s jaw clenched a little.  “They may be rare creatures with amazing stem cells but the bloody things kick like mules when not handled correctly.  I’m not risking any of the students on this mission.”

Kurt sighed.  “I was going to ask why not the other teachers but I am guessing none of them are qualified either?”  The older man actually blushed a little but nodded anyway.

“Okay, uh, I think we have a problem then,” Jimmy raised one claw to attract everyone’s attention.  “Neither Kitty nor I are virgins.”

Jamie gaped for a second before snapping his jaw shut.  “You’re not?  But you’re both only 19!”

“19 with two boyfriends already!”

“And one sucky telepath!”

“I will do it!”  Kurt cut off all the wrangling before it got any louder.  “Or at least assuming I still qualify.”

“The internationally reviled assassin is a virgin while the two teenage geniuses are not.  What is the world coming to?”  The captain shook his head.  “Are you absolutely sure?”

The indigo man hesitated.  “The most I have had is a handjob.  Do I still qualify?”

“Yes, that’s fine.  Blowjobs and handjobs don’t count, although flang does.  There needs to be actual penetration to disqualify you.”

The other two members of Excalibur exchanged awkward glances.  “Ah, I guess we’ll go wait for you in the cafeteria then?”

Kurt lightly thumped the still goggle-eyed Jamie on the back.  “This is probably for the best, Captain.  Kitty and Jimmy are both city kids, they would not have any idea how to handle a unicorn.”

#jimmy hudson #kitty pryde #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #shadowcat #ultimate AU #what the heck is flang anyway? #who knows?

[official-ilvermorny]

Ilvermorny Sorting Game: @fadinglight123

fadinglight123’s answers:

Hogwarts House and why you feel an affinity: I’ve been sorted into both Slytherin and Hufflepuff and honestly I feel like either could fit me. I am tolerant on most people and loyal to a fault to the people I care for and to those I consider mine, but I’m also pretty mischievous and cunning, and I have a bit of an ambitious streak. However I also love to read and am very creative so some people say they think I’m Ravenclaw but I don’t value intelligence above all else so.

Patronus (if you believe accurate): Granian Winged Horse

Wand details: Cedar wood, Unicorn hair core, 10 ¾ inches, surprisingly swishy flexibility

Which class would you most like to take at Ilvermorny and why? I honestly love learning anything I can do much that I don’t think I could choose.

Which is your greatest goal in life: to become, to love, to learn, or to do? This question is kind of hard for me to choose actually. I want to become my best self, but I also want a chance to try and do so many things, and I still want to learn as much as I can while doing it. And who doesn’t want love in their life, though I already have quite a bit of that with my friends. I guess I’ll say to do though because what’s everything else worth if I don’t experience everything I can in life?

Do you follow your head or your heart in decisions? For this one, it depends on the situation. Sometimes my head overrules my heart, other times I’ll completely ignore whatever my head says and follow my heart. Overall I feel like generally I’m more inclined to follow my heart though.

It's summer break! What is your ideal way to spend it? Spending as much time with my friends as possible, no matter what we’re doing.

Do you prefer to learn hard facts, or to think about abstract concepts? I love learning history so i guess that’s hard facts, but I also love discussing abstract concepts and how they can affect hard facts? Honestly I can’t really choose. I think they work best in a mix.

You find a wounded creature, and when you approach it, it lashes out at you from fear. Do you fight back or continue to try to help it? If I can calm it enough to help it I definitely will.

How does your anger manifest? There’s several stages to my anger: passive aggressive comments and irritation, somewhat loud anger with yelling and swearing, and cold quiet rage.

How does your happiness manifest? Generally when I’m happy I have more energy to be social and do things

How does your sadness manifest? I retreat into myself and close off. I get a lot more tired easier when I’m sad.

What do you do when stressed? Often I try and take time to myself or with people who calm me to rest and relax a little

How do you spend your free time? Usually I’m at least texting one of my friends if I’m not with them. Otherwise I’m recharging from all the social interaction by relaxing and playing video games, reading, or going online.

What extracurriculars do you engage in? I’m in theater, band, debate club, and martial arts. I used to work with horses with a family friend as well but I got too busy to do it that often anymore.

Which Ilvermorny House do you feel a strongest affinity to and why? I think I connect to both Thunderbird, with the sense of adventure and discovery it represents, and Horned Serpent for the love of learning that it values.

Man, you guys love to make it hard, huh? You are hard to pinpoint as well! You do sound a ton like me for some reason, which may screw this up a little and make me lean one way that I shouldn’t, so I apologize if that happens. Anyway, most of your answers are very ambiguous - hanging with friends is definitely an anyone answer, as are all of your answers to those emotion questions. Luckily there are a couple of them that stand out a little. Trying to help the creature and not really being willing to hurt it means you probably aren’t a Wampus. Having a mixture of following your heart and your head makes me think Horned Serpent might not work because they are definitely thinkers more than feelers in that sense.

That leaves either Thunderbird or Pukwudgie. A lot of your answers were people-oriented, which is honestly both, but for some reason I feel like more Pukwudgie. There is definitely such a thing as an introverted Pukwudgie, which you could be. On the other hand, you chose head and heart, so Pukwudgie might not be right either. That leads me to think Thunderbird, which most of these answers could apply to. Maybe the only reason that I’m leaning away from this is that almost everyone so far I’ve analyzed has had Thunderbird as a possibility. Obviously this isn’t supposed to happen, so I’m thinking that maybe I’m doing something wrong here. But also, like I said, you seem a ton like me, and I’m definitely a Thunderbird, so that could still easily be it. You said that you want to basically suck the marrow out of life, which is very much a Thunderbird thing to do. For Thunderbirds, the experience of living life itself is what it’s all about, and your one answer definitely reflected that.

So the tl;dr version is that I’m not too sure about because of the sheer amount of TBird representation here, but Thunderbird and Pukwudgie are my choices for you.

#@fadinglight123 #ilvermorny sorting game #submission