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BREAKING NEWS IN THE SPIRE OF ORDER: Local loser, Panicking Alla Mambo, gets yeeted off the stage by a wandering Whirling Accelerando who was probably unaware of what happened... probably... What a frickin' loser, I love that loser.

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #side order spoilers? #side order #splatoon #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #the fricking loser #look at him go #he go weee

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Hear me out... Hear me out here... (the Jelleton brainrot consumed me) What if... Jelleton Lovers... Like fr tho. I have this damned cursed thought bubbling and boiling in my head and I'm gonna make y'all listen to my rambles because I think it's a neat idea! Leggo! I'm gonna also give these two fan names btb :> =================================== SO... What if the Towering Nobilmente (Mento) and the Panicking Alla Mambo (Samba) were in love? (These two here vvv)

I can just imagine their dynamic already, "Spooked lil' weenie with their very tall, stoic, but also awesome partner". Samba would probably hide behind Mento if things be looking scary out there while Eight's on another floor, Mento's gonna do his best to protect the lil' weenie from the other Jelletons (aka the Battering Lentos and the Whirling Accelerandos) because they really care about Samba, even if they doesn't really show it openly. Samba and Mento would spend their time kind of rambling the day away (More or less Samba rambling and Mento patiently listening), waiting for when Eight'll come to the floor... Although they both equally fear Eight and their might with a weapon, they promised to try and be there for each other no matter what (even if Samba's a huge coward). They're not really good at "lovey-dovey stuff" because they weren't programmed with such feelings... but even then, these two are about as in love as they can be. Samba (P. Alla Mambo) often shows their love by really circling around and hopping next to Mento freely without a care of anyone watching (no matter how cowardly they may be), almost as if it's a dance of sorts... Mento absolutely loves that and tries to mimic by shifting from side to side... but it doesn't really work out... but it's no matter, Samba knows that Mento's doing their best! Although even if they often cower behind the Nobilmente because well "scary Lentos and Accelerandos...", it's clear that they're trying to be brave for Mento too! Mento (T. Nobilmente) however isn't the best at it, but they often show their love just by nudging against their Alla Mambo partner or by intentionally shortening their tower just to be closer to Samba, merely resting their nozzle on Samba's head and essentially trying to be affectionate as they can, even if they just rest their nozzle on their head or merely nudge Samba. They may not be the most well-oriented with affection, they just want to prove to Samba that they truly care for them. Plus they're willing to shoot away anyone who even tried to even get anywhere close to Samba, usually a good warning shot is enough to ward them away... but sometimes they end up shooting someone off the stage, which would be enough to deter anyone from their dearest Samba... Only giving of a slight nod to assure the Alla Mambo that they're safe. They both complement each other quite well, Samba is inspired to be brave and not-so-cowardly because of Mento and how strong they are + how much they are inspired by their awesome sniping partner while Mento's able to let loose and get in touch with their own feelings the more time they spend with Samba as well as they were formerly closed off with the other Jelletons before meeting Samba... It's like they're a match made in the Jelleton Portal!... They even promise to spend their life with each other... perhaps desiring to see the outside world together as well. Would be a shame if either of them was to get splatted in front of the other by Eight and would lead them to either grow intensively depressed or intensively enrages and grow a very strong grudge against Eight... would be a true damn shame.... :> Anyhoo, that's it for my rambling about these two and their fluff, I'mma go back into my hole, hopefully you like the Jelleton Fluff! Catch ya later and stay off the hook!!!

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #side order #splatoon #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #towering nobilmente #side order spoilers #loser cucco brainrots over fish real #Jelleton OCs... maybe? #I may need to take a nap after all this rambling frfr

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Regarding Pinging Marciale (My Beloved)

Y'all be like Asynchronous Rondo this (Although I love her a lot), and Parallel Canon that, and Order that, but y'all don't know where the real hype is... FRICKIN' PINGING MARCIALE (Marci or MarMar for short), THE FUNKY BEEG' ORB DUDE- LIKE- THEY'RE SO CUTE??? HELLO???

LIKE LOOK AT THEM- THEY'RE SO DERPY AND SO CUTE, I WANNA GIVE THEM A BEEG OL' SMOOCH AND TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM!! PLUS THEY HAVE AN AWESOME THEME

They just rolled into my head and completely took out the competition, they're that cool to me... I'm contemplating making an Inkling for them though... (Personal HC for Asynchronous Rondo and Pinging Marciale: I think that their personalities would have some mimicking qualities to both Pearl and Marina, Rondo having more of Marina's quirks and Marciale having more of Pearl's quirks, I'll probably talk about their Personalities more in a separate post.) Anyhoo, thank you for coming to my TED talk, I'm gonna head back into my hole now, see ya later, losers! /lh

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #side order spoilers #side order #pinging marciale #splatoon #local cucco obsesses over beeg orb #verrin gains a new brainrot focus real

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Loser HCs for the Side Order Bosses (Excluding Final Boss)

LET'S GOOO FINALLY DOING THIS FOR MY GOOBERS! (oh, and also Parallel Canon too.) - [SPOILERS! HEADS UP THERE!] - ======================================= Asynchronous Rondo (Rondo / Roro), The Layered Rotator (She/They) "Rondo's probably the quiet one of the crew, usually just humming her small corrupted tunes to herself while in her area and rarely even chats with anyone (in fact, communication is hard for Rondo!). But aside from being the quiet one, she's also the one making sure the others are aligned and one of the sternest of the few (aside from Order) along with being the most intelligent despite her lack of communication skills. None can escape her sight... she's very much eagle-eyed and will know when you're causing a muck. Although aside from that hubbub, she's actually a relatively nice soul as long as you aren't Eight or anyone that they know. She's actually very good with taking care of the Jelletons that lie within her area, who love the corrupted song that she sings. As long as you aren't a threat to her or to the Jelletons... then you can hang around!... just be vigilant of your actions." ======================================== Pinging Marciale (Marci / MarMar), The Elusive Bounder (They/Them) "Marciale's the chaos-maker and the fun one of the crew, rolling around and causing all sorts of mess (even squishing a few of the loc. Not the face of order at all!... Unfortunately, because of such behavior, they're kept on a pretty short leash with good ol' Order and they HATE that, being in their area and sitting around is so boring! At least let them have fun! Usually whenever they get too bored, they sleep it off... but when they have a lot of energy?... different story. Usually, they can hold it off while playing with the Battering Lentos... but even then, it's easy for them to get bored! They absolutely love screwing with Eight and loves trying to turn them into a piece of "p-eight-per" (paper? get it? alri, I'll stop there 💥). Even if they lose almost all the time, they have fun with it! But with Order constantly hovering over their non-existant shoulders?... yeah it's gonna be hard to even get a small kick out of what they're supposed to be doing... But don't worry! Marciale will do their best to just have fun with things no matter how boring!" ======================================== Parallel Canon (Any Name / Para [Leader]), The Intensifying Harmony (Any) "This group of Artificial Inklings aren't really that emotional... but they're also a wreck waiting to happen. They're usually seen training with each other to see who's the strongest out of them (usually it's the damned roller), having the Jelletons watch on in awe as they spectacularly duke it out for bragging rights! Although they try their best to improve their strategies, they still come up a bit short with Eight. Their Leader (Shooter), Para, is usually the one who plots out who goes where during their fights. But either way... they seemed to be highly fascinated with Eight and how they battle, seeking to try and mimic their abilities and how they fight with the others following suit. Although no matter how much they learn, train, and fight... they still come up short... considering Eight a true rival... Para is determined to get at least one win in against the octoling... although knowing how advanced their skills are, it will be a difficult task... a task that Para and Co. will try!... but Para just can't shake the feeling that there's something... familiar about Eight... almost as if they've met once before in a distant past..." ======================================== And those are my main lil' doodads for the main bosses for Side Order (minus the big cheese themselves), hopefully y'all like them and that's it! I'mma head on over to my hole again, byeee! c:

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #asynchronous rondo #pinging marciale #parallel canon #side order #side order spoilers #splatoon #splat3 #rinster got that fixation going #what are they gonna do

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Hah, look at this loser... putting two Jelletons sharing an umbrella in their own locker because they can't stop thinking about them at all and now have rooted very deeply into their brain... ... .. .

I'm that loser btw. Anyhoo, Mento and Samba real. Let's go. I love them v much frfr. /vpos

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order #side order spoilers #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #towering nobilmente #Local Loser Fish falls in love with Tall Awesome Fish

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FOLLOW UP: Local Whirling Accelerando, suspect of possibly knocking off local loser, Panicking Alla Mambo, ended up getting knocked off the platform by a Self-Destructing Gushing Trionfale!

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order #jelleton #whirling accelerando #gushing trionfale #bro got a skill disparity and karma #F in the chat for Whirly Boy here

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Rin Finally Loses It (not clickbait)

Sooo... I've seen folks claim themselves as like "#1 (insert splatoon character) fan" or "(insert splatoon character)'s spouse" and whatnot. Not any of them that I've seen have been claimed for any of the enemies of the series sooo.... I claim myself as #1 Towering Nobilmente Fan. I may have lost it but I absolutely love that loser even if they're known as a "big ol' nuisance"! I understand your opinion, but because they're a difficult enemy to deal with does not make me love them any less and I can tell ya why!

Like look at them! They're so neat and snazzy! I love 'em so much, even upon first seeing them! Plus, they're a pretty neat enemy, they're a mix of a Stinger and an Octosniper and I love that a lot! Even better, they have rather cute sounds as well. I can go on about how they're p snazzy despite me possibly just getting repetitive about my reasons. To me, they're a fun enemy and I just like them that much! (although no one will ever reach the level of my darling orb, Pinging Marciale) I actually have some plans to give some personality to the Jelletons tbh (look to Mento, who is a Towering Nobilmente), so perhaps I may work on a little thing where I make some Jelleton Losers and talk more about Mento (and Samba) at the same time as well... Anyhoo, that's it for my rambles, forgive me for going nuts for a moment there, I just wanna take time to ramble about my favorite loser, T. Nobilmente! See ya later!

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order spoilers? #side order #jelleton #towering nobilmente #local weenie finally pecking loses it #raaghh

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Jelleton Help Needed! (Fic Writing Hubbub)

Heyo! So, y'all know my two lovely goobers, Mento and Samba, right? I was thinking about making a small fic for the both of them but I kind of need some reference help... Do any of y'all know which floor that a Panicking Alla Mambo and a Towering Nobilmente do share? I'm not sure which of the main "Defeat the Fleeing Enemies" Floors have the Towering Nobilmente fella, if any of y'all could help around and possibly answer it that'd be snazzy! Ty for your time! If not, then I'll probs make up my own floor mayhaps! :>

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #towering nobilmente #side order spoilers #rinsy's ramblin once more

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Local Lamb ends up in The Void

So I was playing CotL earlier and I recently accepted a quest. Weird thing is that the text box never went away and just stayed there all glitched out... I was gonna go out and turn in a God Tear then... I couldn't leave, I legit crossed out of bounds and ended up in the ✨void✨

So here I am, being a doofus, hanging out in the void. It's empty... yet filled with everything at the same time. Wee Hoo

#verrin blabs #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl glitch #man's got stuck in the frickin void frfr #what a moron #oh wait I'm the moron

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Cursed Side Order thing I made

So, I was playing side order... I was thinking about the Battering Lento... then it hit me... "Why does its name remind me of the Vocaloid fella?"... then I got a devious idea and I enacted on it. May I present to you all... Squids, Octopi, Jelletons, Everything in between...

Battering Kagamine Len-to. (Ft. my crummy cropping of Len's hair) There it is, gaze upon it's gloriousness. That's it, I'mma go back into my hole now, see ya!

#verrin blabs #splatoon 3 #side order #side order spoilers? #jelleton #battering lento #splatoon #kagamine len #look at this loser... it looks so punchable #I wanna punch it in its stupid looking face /aff

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Crummy Splatoon Slide Edit Comin' At You!

Soo... Been thinking about my losers lately... so I did what I would usually do... make a crummy edit for them! Here it be!

They both look to be sharing a moment underneath the stars, although mayhaps this was nothing but a fleeting dream to the Alla Mambo and Towering Nobilmente as they looked to the star-lit sky... Besides, it seems too good to be true in this spire with its monochromatic mess... and that's the fuss!

#verrin blabs #verrins crummy edits #splatoon 3 #splatoon #side order #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #towering nobilmente #side order spoilers? #Mento + Samba // Jelleton Lovers #I wanna try and make a ship name for these two frfr... bwah

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Mento and Samba eventually learn that they both can respawn as they are digital beings but.... Seeing Mento get splatted only furthers Samba's goals of becoming braver for their partner....

Omp?? That's so sweet and neat tho?? Okay, now that just gives me a great idea frfr! awesome job, fellow cucco! /gen

#answering from the coop #verrin blabs #side order #splatoon #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #towering nobilmente #Mento and Samba // Jelleton Lovers #like omp I love this so muuuchhh afgh #/vpos #splatoon 3

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Rin's Writings: "A Panicking Nightmare"

I'mma shamble in and place a bit of Samba + Mento (Jelleton Lovers) content here, just a dumb writing that I ended up making for the two. Mix of Angst and Comfort. Essentially, Samba has a really bad nightmare and ends up getting comforted by Mento while also getting a bit of motivation for a particular something!

Here it be! Hopefully it's not too wonky to read and y'all like it, I just completed it this morning so... ye! See ya later, weenies! Read it at your own time if you'd like!

#verrin blabs #verrin writes #splatoon 3 #side order #splatoon #jelleton #panicking alla mambo #towering nobilmente #Samba + Mento // Jelleton Lovers #rin finally decides to place their writings real?! #the interest consumes

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I ended up drawing my sona as a CotL follower, lil' poet feller go brrr

But what's making them so happy? Oh! It seems as if they're happy to see someone in particular! Even if she doesn't quite notice the poet that much

It's (a quite roughly drawn) Heket!! Who was recently brought into the Cult and the poet couldn't be happier to see her!

Just a dumb self indulgent thing, that's about it!

#verrin draws #verrin blabs #cult of the lamb #cotl #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl sona #cotl heket #heket #follower heket

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Has anyone ever realized that Colgera kind of sounds like Giratina from Pokemon or is it just me? Just me?... oki!

#verrin blabs #totk #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #colgera #pokemon #giratina #I made this realization when I was fighting him in the depths #t'was an interesting revelation

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Another Day, Another Crummy Edit

Today isn’t special at all, but I just wanted to make an edit bc these fellas look like they’d be besties. Here be Windblight, Horrorboros, and Wyvern having a good day, wah hoo

Welp, here they be.

#verrin blabs #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #windblight ganon #splatoon 3 #salmonid #king salmonid #horrorboros #sonic frontiers #wyvern #your honor they're all besties #and you cannot change my mind