#we need to expunge them from the fallout series for good

[fivehundredsporks]

vanity fair gave us a little look into the new Fallout show and I've fucking HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so fucking sick to the back teeth of the Brotherhood of Steel needing to be in every single fucking fallout related thing. It's just like this franchise is INCAPABLE of leaving them in the fucking dust where they fucking belong, stupid fucking techno-facists that get a raging hardon for ethnically cleansing anything vaguely non-human. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THEIR FUCKNIG MARTY SUE SELF INSERT BAD FANFICTION ASS LEADER. HONESTLY It's the fans that are the worst!!! like those fucking reddit dudebros that bust a fucking nut anytime they see a vertibird or some dude in power armour!!! always excusing their actions just because they aren't real or because they look cool!!!

BUT ALSO WHY THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS THE PRYDWEN THERE?????????? WHEN ITS SET ON THE WEST FUCKING COASTT!!!!! ACTUALLY BETTER QUESTION WHY IS IT THERE AT ALL!!!!!! STUPID FUCKNIG BLIMP!!!!! AND THEN THEY'RE POWERFUL AGAIN ON THE WEST COAST WHEN BY NEW VEGAS THEY ARE ON THE VERGE OF BEING WIPPED OUT!!!! AND WHY IS IT T-60 AND NOT T-51B!!!!!! T-60 IS EAST COAST!!!!!! I HATE YOU FALLOUT 4!!!! AND THE DAMAGE YOU'VE DONE!!!!!!

#fallout #sporksrants #so #i may have gotten a little bit angry #lmao #but the point still stands #brotherhood of steel suck #we need to expunge them from the fallout series for good #if you like them its cool ig but #keep it to yourself #also quick aside ik its not actually the Prydwen! #now I've calmed down I can be rational about this #they'll probably be retconning some stuff to make all this fit and stuff