#what is this i dont know akjdghsdf

[lazybakerart]

it’s canon in my head that billy taught maxine how to drive during their days in california

things billy's taught max:

how to drive (it was one lesson when billy was in a good mood and very high, where billy was the worst backseat driver and max deliberately tried to crash the camaro into a telephone pole because billy's more unhinged high)

how to get a boy to like you (billy's exact advice was, 'tell him he's lucky you're even talking to him' and then 'if he doesn't pay for a date, kick him in the balls')

how to get a boy to stop liking you (billy gives max one of his many, many knives and tells her, 'if he looks at you funny or tries something, jab him a couple times')

how to do your hair (billy shakes his can of hairspray at her and says, 'spray until you can't breathe and then keep on fuckin' spraying until you can't see your reflection and pray you'll be half as hot as me')

how to act when you get dumped (max nearly ralphs when billy's driving donuts in steve's front lawn because 'steve's a pansy ass bitch,' billy tells her white-knuckling the wheel and clearly trying not to have a complete breakdown while steve's leaning on the front door's frame, unimpressed, fake yawning, tapping his watch, rolling his eyes to crack the back of his skull, and giving billy the look)

#what is this i dont know akjdghsdf #harringrove #billy hargrove #mad max #replies #my stories #sorta kinda maybe